Chapter 306 Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls
Chapter 306 Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls
?Chapter 306 – Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls
Early morning, merchants and rogue cultivators woke up early and visited Leo's domain as usual. They aimed to gather in the mall's second or third floor to cultivate free yang Qi or electric element Qi.
However, the shopping mall was totally different from before.
First, the physical appearance of the shopping mall seemed larger and taller. Glass windows, signboards, and cement exterior were replaced with seamless white metal as if they were the hull of a large warship.
On top of the building, a tall condominium replaced the sky elevator. The previously iconic sky continent, aka the Mystic Realm Platform, vanished from the sky along with the glass elevator.
And lastly, the front entrance automatic glass doors were changed into a metal gate of a nuclear bunker.
The crowd gazed at the gate in confusion, wondering why Leo changed his shopping mall's exterior design overnight.
RUMBLE
At 8 AM, the bunker gates automatically opened, pushing outward and revealing a massive hallway.
The cultivators rushed in, racing to get their cultivation spots. However, when they got inside, they were surprised yet again.
The walls, floor, and ceiling were all made of metal. Only brightly lit LED lights under the ceiling illuminated the dark hallway. In addition, the crowd came across a sealed gate of an airlock room ahead.
There was a large signboard.
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Airlock Room
1. This room can only accommodate 50 adults at a time.
2. After entering this room, stay clear of the gate as it will automatically shut.
3. The airlock room will adjust the air pressure. Do not panic or cause a commotion when the air pressure changes.
4. When the air pressure adjustment has been completed, another door will open. Then, you can enter the Shopping Complex.
5. Allow everybody from the airlock room to leave first so that the traffic flow will not be interrupted.
6. DO NOT LINGER IN THE AIRLOCK ROOM! LEAVE WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!
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"What's this for?" One of them read the instructions and was confused.
The others were also clueless. They stared at the giant gate in front of them as if they tried to comprehend a secret text behind the word [Airlock].
As people crowded in front of the airlock gate, visitors outside the shopping complex could not get in. They started making a commotion.
"HEY! STOP BLOCKING THE WAY! WE WANT TO GET IN!"
Being pressured by the people outside, the cultivators inside started scouring for a method to get in. Several of them rushed to the sealed door and tried to pry it open.
Fortunately, one of the visitors was a smart and cultured man. Wu Buyi was among the crowd.
"Tsk. I thought I would get some quick fried chicken and pizzas. If I knew I would get stuck here, I would have cooked the leftovers at home. Anyway..."
Wu Buyi found a square button inside a transparent plastic cover. He flipped the cover open and pressed the button.
WHOOSH
The sealed door smoothly opened, revealing a chamber of airlock room. Chilling air flowed outside the building.
"What?!"
Although the crowd got used to the shopping mall's air conditioners, the wind contained thick yin and yang essence. They got caught off guard and accidentally inhaled several mouthfuls of Qi into their systems. As most of them were weak mortals under the nascent soul realm, their bodies couldn't withstand the pressure.
Hundreds of visitors collapsed on their knees and panted. Some of them rushed out of the building to get some fresh air outside.
As the air reached outside, more people fell victim to the overwhelming yin and yang Qi from the complex's air conditioners. Their faces reddened as their blood vessels bloated.
"NOOOO!!"
Everybody was in despair, afraid of Qi deviation or self-explosion. In desperation, they released their Qi to expel the excess energy in their bodies. Hot and cold Qi exited their bodies and were released outside, creating ripples in the air.
'Meh, just another lucky youth. Quasi-immortals are cabbages these days. In my days, they were powerhouses. I bet they are inexperienced in real combat. Typical nerd cultivators.'
Wu Buyi disregarded the man's talent and age. He nonchalantly answered.
"Lord Florida Man has upgraded his domain. It no longer supports mortals. Only immortals and probably quasi-
immortals like you can enter."
"I see!" Tang San was excited. "Actually, this is my first time visiting this place! I just moved in last month, and I was busy adjusting to the main house. Senior, can you recommend to me what I should be looking out for?"
"...WHAT DID YOU SAY?! FIRST TIME?!"
Wu Buyi and the quasi-immortal next to him stared at Tang San in shock.
There was a huge difference between frequent customers and new visitors. Newcomers tended to possess a lower cultivation base and weaker foundations. However, when the newcomers had a superior cultivation base than the locals, it told another story.
This guy didn't reach this stage by luck like the local cultivators!
This was a genuine heaven's chosen genius!
Wu Buyi couldn't contain his curiosity and excitement. He asked Tang San, "Who is your master?! How long have you been cultivating?! How old are you exactly!?"
"S-Senior, slow down!" Tang San dryly laughed. He coughed and decided not to tell Wu Buyi everything. "I don't have a master, actually. I self-taught myself."
The quasi-immortal next to Wu Buyi bellowed, "Bullshit! Even I relied on the Sword Saint's guidance that Time Chamber for a year before I broke the soul transformation stage's bottleneck! There's no way a brat like you can reach this far by yourself!"
Wu Buyi squinted his eyes and glanced at the elder. He raised his hand and stopped the guy.
"Let's not get overworked and pressure the kid, old man. Well, let me ask you one question at a time."
While interrogating the new guy, Wu Buyi shut the entrance door of the airlock room, trapping them inside the chamber. He delayed opening the interior door.
"What's your name?" Inquired Wu Buyi.
"Ah, I'm Tang San, senior."
"From the Tang Clan?"
"Yes, I'm from the subsidiary branch from the north. We migrate here because of the blizzard."
"...Strange."
Wu Buyi doubted the information as he knew what happened to the north. Leo and Esen often toured the northern region, but they never found any city or village there. Only ruins remained.
"Which city did you belong to?"
"My family lived in Xia Port, the north-most coast of the Yan Continent, senior."
"Huh?"
"Hahaha. It's not weird that you don't know. We're fishermen from the blizzard area. Nobody visits us anymore because of the extreme weather."
"..."
"Anyway, about my age, I'm 19 this year. As for how long I have been cultivating... that's about the same as my age, I guess?"
Tang San pursed his lips and fidgeted as if he was trying to hide his lies.
The quasi-immortal next to Wu Buyi still didn't believe in Tang San. He wanted to squeeze for more information, but he was afraid of the alchemist.
Meanwhile, Wu Buyi inwardly laughed. He had a theory in his mind.
'If I remember correctly, there's a trope in online novels I read. What was it? A master in a ring? A reincarnator? A regressor? A transmigrator from a higher realm possessing the frail body of a trashy young master? There's a lot of tropes that this guy fits in. Is he one of them?'
Wu Buyi swept his gaze over Tang San's clothes. Then, he saw a plain rusty ring necklace on Tang San's neck.
'Yup! A master in ring. I bet there's an entity inside giving this boy guidance. Man, they really exist.'
He shook his head and gave up asking Tang San. He turned around and opened the interior door for the two.
Dense yin and yang Qi gushed into the airlock chamber. The quasi-immortal elder immediately sat down and meditated as he couldn't withstand the Qi pressure anymore. As for Tang San and Wu Buyi, they were unfazed.
Wu Buyi smirked.
"Well, Mr. Main Character. Would you like me to give you a tour?"
"Main character?" Tang San tilted his head.