Chapter 299 Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station

Chapter 299 Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station

?299 Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station

Chapter 299 – Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station

"Florida Man! There's a warrant for you. Follow us obediently or lose the qualifications as a player forever!" The speaking angel's killing intent and cold eyes fixated on Leo.

Leo crossed his arms and scoffed at the angels, "I already did, and that judge by the name 'Brack the Jade' released me! What's the point of arresting me again, may I ask?"

"Huh?"

The angels in the arena knew the name of the judge. They looked at each other in confusion while one of them transmitted his voice to his superior officers.

After a few seconds of hesitation and confusion, the angels received a new order from the stadium's managers. Their expressions turned dark, and their killing intent exploded.

"Florida Man, you scoundrel heretic! Lay down your weapon and surrender, then we'll give you a peaceful death!"

Another angel also shouted, "HERETIC! CUT OFF YOUR ARMS AND SURRENDER!"

More angels bellowed in unison, "SEAL HIS SYSTEMS! REMOVE HIS SYSTEM POWERS!"

Leo narrowed his eyes as he was concerned about their system manipulation abilities. Since it was impossible to reason with them, Leo took the initiative by releasing the 104 golden chains.

The deity lizardmen's souls in the chains were ejected from Leo's storage rings and charged toward every angel in the arena. Half of them bound the agents and started draining their life force.

Leo also attempted to move, but his feet were glued to the stage arena. He looked at the ground and smacked his lips.

"Annoying restrictions."

Unable to move, Leo changed his approach. Again, he opened his system inventory and ejected a thousand small rocks. He flickered small asteroids at the remaining survivors.

The remaining angels managed to parry the attacks from Leo's chains. But the next second, finger-sized rocks beamed toward them at light speed, blasting their heads into shattering watermelons. Even the bound agents took the same hit.

The souls of the angels escaped the destroyed fleshly bodies. The souls of these entities continued screaming and ordering others.

"Why hasn't his system sealed yet?! Has anybody informed the Lord?!"

"MANAGERS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"CUT HIS SYSTEM ABILITIES ALREADY!"

Their loud noise caused a commotion in the other arenas. The spectators also stood up and rushed toward the exits as if they were students getting stuck at school during a school shooting massacre.

The chains ignored everything and grabbed their souls. The lizardmen gleefully devoured the angels and stole their life force.

Leo smiled at the golden chains as he was proud of his creations. Still, killing these annoying pests couldn't solve the trouble at the moment.

His feet were still stuck in the arena.

Annoyed by the fate stadium's power, Leo got serious. He used the previous power that he had shown in the fight against Simba.

Four rainbow phoenix wings emerged from his back. His skin radiated in white light while blinding silver light came out from his eyes. In addition, his aura revealed his true cultivation base.

Surpassing the karmic sovereign realm was the transcendent realm. At this stage, the minor rank was classified into levels.

DING

DING

DING

The scoreboard of the fate stadium changed as it detected Leo's true strength. Instead of hiding his information as usual, the scoreboards revealed all of Leo's personal information.

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Name: Leonardo Ariel

Title/Alias: Florida Man

Race: Chimera Homunculus

Age: 50,035

Gender: Male

Level / Cultivation Base: Transcendent Level 10

"Yes, if you consider this talk as a negotiation, I'm not even qualified to have this talk to begin with. But as you can see, I'm the only one in the universe WHO CAN CREATE TRANSCENDENT HOSTS! MY SON IS THE PROOF OF MY CAPABILITIES!"

"..."

Sieg froze. The eyeball floated closer to Aslan to look at his face. He then glared into his soul, yet he waited for Aslan to make the offer.

Aslan kept pushing on.

"Here is the deal. Pull back your troops and promise not to attack or harm us for 10 years. In return, I'll create a new fleshly body to replace the old one that you lost to Overlord Priscilla."

Sieg closed his eyes and receded. He fell into a deep thought for several minutes.

After thinking things through, Sieg opened his eyes.

"Let me confirm this. A 10-year truce in exchange for my new body?"

"Yes."

"Heheh, what if you rig something that shouldn't have existed as you did to Mao Miaomiao?"

"I'm not that stupid. Mao Miaomiao was a greedy fool, unlike you who always thinks ahead."

The eyeball curved up his under eyelid. He laughed, "Indeed, you're not stupid. You were the one who tricked Eleanor's downfall. Well, I don't trust you. I'm going to add a new clause to our agreement."

"A new condition?" Aslan had a bad feeling about this.

"Well, yes. I need to make sure that you will work diligently to complete my new fleshly body. Therefore, I'll trap your soul in my dantian universe and link your existence to my karma river. Until you complete it, you can't go anywhere!"

Aslan's expression turned dark again. He clicked his tongue, "No can do. I need the best environment to work. If I leave my son, my existence will fade to nothingness."

Sieg laughed, "As I said, I'm no fool. I read you like a book. Your soul isn't really tied to your son whatsoever. Instead, you left your true soul with the entity fate crystal in your son's soul. I just need to take that soul out of your son first."

"YOU!!"

Aslan bellowed, but Sieg's tentacles pressed him down to the cloud floor.

Sieg laughed, "Well, let me go find your son. Once we have your soul, we can make a deal. HAHAHAHA!"

"BASTARD! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY SON?!"

"HAHAHA! For the third time, Aslan. I'm no fool! Why should I let your son get stronger when I can kill him now?! There's no point in allowing another rival to emerge! Also, Priscilla and I have been sworn enemies since we were children. What's the difference between adding another grudge on top of what we already have? And once I'm done with your son, I get you who can work your ass off for me for the rest of eternity! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"..."

Aslan groaned and lowered his head, allowing the eyeball to feel good about himself.

The giant eyeball transformed into a small soul and faded. He teleported and rushed toward Leo.

After Sieg had left, Aslan was freed from the tentacles. He regenerated his limbs and smirked. Afterward, he whispered.

"Did you catch everything?"

A second later, a female voice from a distance echoed in his mind.

'Loud and clear. So, he's heading to that stupid Fate Stadium, right?'

"Yes, my son should be there at the moment."

'Roger. I'll go intercept him.'

"Please remember our promises, Lady Priscilla."

'Don't worry. I'm not like that greedy eyeball. I'll protect you and that boy. He has my bloodline, right?'

"Haha. Yes."

'Although I've never had a child, he's born from my blood. In a way, he's my child as well. Should I say that I'm his mother?'

"That will complicate things... I'm his father, you know. He will think that you and I are married or something."

'Pfft, hahahaha! Yeah, right. Anyway, we talk too much. I'll go now.'

The secret weapon that Aslan had prepared 'Overlord Priscilla' started to move. As for Aslan, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"All according to Keikaku."

A few seconds later, Leo's voice entered Aslan's mind. His son yelled at him.

"What should I do to be the true owner of a system!?"

Aslan was speechless for a moment. He then giggled. "Oh, boy. What a needy child. I guess I should give him hints again."