Chapter 297 Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence
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Chapter 297 Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence
?297 Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence
Chapter 297 – Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence.
Leo snickered and pointed at the table.
"See? What robbery? I only take what's mine."
The judge paused for a long time. He narrowed his eyes and gave Leo a meaningful look. "According to Section 334, taking anything from Fate Stadium's VIP lounge outside is considered thievery depending on the value of the items taken!"
"Tsk. That's butthurt crappy laws you have there," Leo quietly complained in a hushed voice. He wished to say to the angel directly, but he was wary of the 'Court Contempt Law'. Provoking the judge was not a good idea here.
The angel continued, "The items you stole were a bottle of whiskey and three pieces of python deity steaks. The value of the items is..."
The judge flinched and pulled a paper close to his face. His expression turned ugly.
"Well?" Leo grinned. He believed that the value was not that high.
"The value of the stolen items... is ten essence stones."
Leo almost burst into laughter. He fetched a handful of essence stones from his pocket and showed them to the judge, "What's the fine? Can I pay for the stolen 'FOOD'?"
The judge spat and pointed at Leo's face, "Don't be arrogant! A crime is a crime! All your fate crystals and properties will be confiscated by the Fate Stadium! You will be thrown to the Chessboard of Judgment!"
"...Are you serious?" Leo's eyes turned cold.
"Ha! You idiot! That's Court Contempt! I charge you an additional 100 years and ten games of Death Chess! Guards! Strip this fool's fate crystals and give them to me!"
Four giant angels emerged from the white clouds and threw golden chains at Leo's glass coffin. Everybody had a square face and polygon-like physique, but everybody had four angelic wings and halos.
One of them mocked Leo. "It's over, brat. Our 'Fate Crusher Chains' crushed countless entities to death in the past 1,000 years. Even karmic sovereigns are helpless against this artifact!"
Another angel sneered and tightened his chain around the glass coffin. He sneered, "You're lucky that the coffin is still protecting your soul, Junior. But it's too late for you. This coffin alone has the ability to seal your system abilities. The chains will continuously absorb your Qi to the last drop. And when your Qi is depleted, your cultivation base will regress until you become a helpless mortal. Once we're done with you, we'll decide what kind of chess piece we will assign you. For someone like you, a center pawn should fit you well. After all, almost central pawns die in early games, especially when the chess players are noobs."
The judge then added, blackmailing and threatening Leo, "If you don't want to be reduced to a mortal, obediently take out fate crystals from your soul and give them to me. Then, we will lessen your sentence and free you from the glass coffin cage. You get to retain your cultivation base, too! What do you say? Are you willing to cooperate now?"
The other two angels didn't speak, but their obnoxious smiles and ugly faces looked the same as the talkative bunch.
Leo deeply sighed after he patiently listened to their schemes and unnecessary explanations. He opened the system menu and checked it.
A red X overlay appeared on top of the system menu screen. A red message also informed Leo what the coffin was doing.
[Your system has been temporarily sealed.]
[You cannot access the Online Shopping System.]
[You cannot access Domain System.]
[You cannot access the PVP System.]
Strangely, one of the systems could not be sealed.
[ERROR! Failed to seal Dantian System!]
The faces of the four angels were ashen. Sweat drops covered their faces while their knees slowly lost strength.
10 minutes later, the four angels fell on their knees. Everybody lost 90% of their Qi.
"S-Senior Judge... Help."
The judge bellowed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! KILL THAT MAN ALREADY! WE NEED HIS FATE CRYSTALS, NOW!"
"S-Senior...W-We..."
Soon, the angels ran out of Qi. Then, stars in their dantian universe exploded one after another to produce emergency energy and Qi to sustain their souls.
"N-No!"
One of them realized the mishap. He let go of the chains.
However, the tip of his artifacts moved as if they were alive. Two chains wrapped around his body instead.
"W-WHAT?! NOOOOO!!"
The others also had the same fate. Their weapons stopped listening to their will and followed the command of the other user, whom they tried to kill.
Leo licked the tip of his wounded tongue after he purposely spat his blood on each chain. He also connected his karma strings with the items, changing their ownership.
Receiving such an immense Qi, the chains radiated rainbow light. They loosened the bind and moved according to Leo's will, tying the four angels instead.
After the chains released Leo, he stretched and straightened his back. A loud spinal crack sound refreshed him.
"Ow, that's the spot!" Leo let out a long sigh of relief. "Chains, I want their life force."
The chains shone a blinding light. Radiating heat enveloped the four angels.
"NOOOOOO!!"
"HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!!"
The chains stole their life force and Qi to the last drop. The former masters of the weapons were reduced to dry mummies while their souls disappeared from the universe forever.
After devouring the angels, the chains moved, floating freely like flying snakes. All artifacts coiled around Leo, protecting their new master.
The judge fell from his chair and failed to stand up. While backing away, he yelled.
"GUARDS! ARREST THE REBEL! ARREST HIM! NO, KILL HIM!!"
A hundred angels rushed toward Leo from all sides. Everybody carried a similar gold chain around them.
Leo slowly walked out of the shattered glass coffin, approaching the judge. While walking straight toward the square angel, a hundred chains flew toward him.
BOOM
The four chains of the four dead angels released rainbow light and repelled the gold chains for Leo.
Leo glanced at the chains. He suddenly had a strange inspiration.
'If I turn one of the local population in my dantian universe into super experts, can I bring them out to help me?'
Leo sent his consciousness to his dantian universe to meet one of the lizardmen and alligators that he had been secretly raising.