Chapter 222 Half-Naked Florida Man Holding Smartphone Playing Porn Video Rescued a Thousand Lives Before He Remarked '3D Pigs Disgusting”

Chapter 222 Half-Naked Florida Man Holding Smartphone Playing Porn Video Rescued a Thousand Lives Before He Remarked “3D Pigs Disgusting”

Chapter 222 – Half-Naked Florida Man Holding Smartphone Playing Porn Video Rescued a Thousand Lives Before He Remarked "3D Pigs Disgusting"

The next day morning, Murong Qi set off and brought his people to Leo's shopping mall. They crossed the domain's boundary and found a long and wide highway road.

Everybody traveled on the road and admired the scenery. As soon as they inhaled the fresh air in this domain, their mind went blank for a few seconds. Like an innocent teenager inhaling the highest grade of cocaine, their iris expanded to the fullest.

"Wow!"

"Holy cow!"

Everybody got high just by inhaling yin and yang Qi in the air. They fell in love with this place.

As they walked further, they found two tall apartments, where Amazonian Sanctuary's disciples and the Life Sword Sect's disciples resided. They stopped to gaze at the structures.

"What are those buildings? Are they new pagodas?"

"That's definitely not a pagoda or a tavern. Should we get closer to check it out?"

Several girls were attracted to the big buildings. They imagined living there, and they were excited.

Murong Qi coughed and reminded them of their mission.

"Stop being distracted. We'll seek an audience with the rumored lord of this place. If we manage to convince him, you girls might be able to move here. Don't forget your purposes."

"Okay!"

The young dual cultivators giggled. They glanced at the local farmers in the southern fields and the wandering disciples north of the road.

"Huh?"

Soon, a few of the maidens noticed something odd. They found a few rough wooden cabins north of the apartments. However, they were made from black lumber.

White smoke never stopped coming out from the chimneys. Several young men and women wearing white coats wandered in the area while carrying boxes of alchemy ingredients.

"Oh? They have an alchemy section over there!"

It was common knowledge that any sect with an alchemy section was usually rich in cultivation resources. Many girls were delighted to see an alchemy department in this domain, and their expectations went up a tier.

Walking further, the group came across three patio houses surrounded by fences and small gardens. They feathered at least three floors, and the building's materials were the same as the apartment.

The girls inwardly squealed. They believed that these houses belonged to the local nobles or rich merchants.

While the fangirls drooled over the properties, one of the house owners opened the door and came out of his house.

He was none other than Gao Yan. He wore a white shirt, black pants, a pair of leather shoes, and a necktie like modern salarymen. He also carried a black suit on his arm and prepared to wear it on the job.

Gao Yan locked the door behind him and stretched, warming up and getting ready for farm work.

After becoming a quasi-immortal, Gao Yan got taller. His collar shirt and black slacks partly hid his toned and lean muscle mass. Moreover, his face looked more mature and handsome. With a height of 6'2, 190 pounds of mass, and modern formal clothes, his appearance was unique and attractive.

Over a hundred young girls dropped their jaws and salivated. They had never seen any young man so delicious. Like starving hyenas, many female cultivators panted and woofed at him.

"Handsome! Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Gege. Can I volunteer to be your chambermaid?"

"Handsome brother. What's your name? Do you live here alone?"

Gao Yan frowned and gazed at the crowd. Upon noticing their vulgar expressions and gestures, Gao Yan wryly smiled.

"I'm sorry. I'm late for work. Also, I already have a lover."

Thora emerged from Gao Yan's shadow. She stuck out her tongue and flipped them with a middle finger. Unfortunately, none of them saw her.

The girls were crestfallen. However, no one gave up on Gao Yan.

This world's culture and tradition were different from the modern world. A man having three wives and four concubines was common. Thus, polygamy was well accepted.

As long as Gao Yan only had one lover, they still had a chance.

On the other hand, Murong Qi sweated profusely. He stared at Gao Yan in shock as he couldn't believe his eyes.

That young man had the same cultivation base as him!

"Young man." Murong Qi called Gao Yan.n/.O.-v.)e./1.(b--1)(n

"Yes?"

"How old are you?"

"Probably 17 in a few months? Why?"

"..."

Murong Qi's face was ashen because of astonishment and shock. He couldn't believe that a super genius young man had been hiding in this place.

'Situ Nantian, Yan Xiang! Both of you are foolish! You competed for supremacy and stole cultivation resources from countless clans, but you never scouted talented youths. Now, they are working for your enemies. Well, this explains your downfall. If you stop nurturing younger generations, your territory stops developing. Suit you right!'

Murong Qi glanced at the woman's spirit behind Gao Yan. He also sensed that Thora was a sentient dao avatar, and her cultivation base was stronger than him. This alarmed Murong Qi.

"Ahem." Murong Qi coughed to calm his nervousness. "Who is your mentor? Could I meet him?"

Gao Yan snickered. "I have many mentors here, senior. Which one would you like to meet?"

"...The person that awakened your talent and taught you a cultivation method."

"Oh. If you mean the person who helped me the most, that's Lord Florida Man. He should be in his residence. If you go further down the road, you will find the general store building and the parking lot. Wait in front of the parking lot and call someone in black robes. They will guide you to him."

"Thanks, Junior. Also, is your dao avatar your fiance?"

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

"Ahem!" Murong Qi grinned. He opened his palms and pointed at the young female cultivators behind him. "My name is Murong Qi. I'm the sect master of the Joyous Yin-Yang Sect, and I've come here to find grooms for my disciples. I'm wondering if you have a plan of taking in some concubines or servants."

Gao Yan frowned. Without hesitation, he refused. "I'm sorry. I wish to focus on cultivation and my job here. I have no time for romance. Also, as I said before, I already have a lover. One is enough for me."

"...I see. I envy your master."

Murong Qi was taken aback that Gao Yan was more stoic and upright than he had thought. He admired the man even more.

Gao Yan excused himself and flew toward the southern farms. He had been skipping work long enough, and he felt bad for not helping his friends tending the farmlands.

After Gao Yan had left, Murong Qi inhaled through his teeth. Nothing went according to his plans at all.

'This Florida Man is too profound and mysterious. I can't take him lightly anymore. I don't think these girls can please him. I need another approach.'

Murong Qi gestured for his people to walk further. But as they were about to resume their journey, a massive plant monster descended and landed in front of the group.

The purple chomper plant with the upper body of a young maiden stood before them. The plant's mouth smiled and uttered her catchphrase.

"Nom-Nom Meow?"

"???"

Murong Qi widened his eyes and gawked at the monster. Then, he looked around to ask the local people for help.

Unfortunately, the local workers were used to the sight of Cat extorting nom-nom taxes from newcomers. None of them bat an eye.

Murong Qi deeply inhaled and calmed down. He asked Cat.

"What's nom-nom?"

Cat tilted her head and body to the side. She hated explaining her language to outsiders.

Since the newcomers failed to understand her, Cat's joyous mood changed. Her bloodlust erupted as she mistook them as invaders.

"No Nom-Nom Meow?"

"W-What's nom-nom? I don't understand!"

Cat raised her tentacles and was about to crush everybody behind Murong Qi to meat paste.

BANG

Suddenly, someone kicked the door of his house open. A grumpy elder stomped out of his house while wearing only a pair of shorts.

Wu Buyi had been in the middle of a massage session. His smartphone still moaned and showed a sexy video of a naked 3D anime character dancing. Moreover, the pitched tent in his pants told many stories.

"DAMN CAT! THE ALARM IS OFF! THEY ARE NOT FOOD!" Wu Buyi yelled at Cat.

"...Meow."

Cat was sad. She sulked and lowered her branches. Then, she turned around to head back to the pylon tower.

"Munya!"

Fortunately, someone from above had been watching over her. A long stone tentacle slowly lengthened and descended from the flying island, carrying a large corpse of thunder caiman for her.

Cat was overjoyed. She took the corpse in glee and hopped back to the canyon river, where she normally hunted and collected food.

The Cathulhu Statue retreated his tentacle while Cat flew away. Murong Qi's group survived for another day.

Wu Buyi cackled. He turned around and glanced at the group of young female cultivators. Then, he spat.

"Stinky 3D pigs disgusting!"

BANG

Wu Buyi closed the door behind him. Then, he continued his private massage business.

Murong Qi and his people were speechless. They stood there for a minute to digest all the information.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE?!"

None of them noticed Yao Qiqi, who had been watching them from the rooftop of the shopping mall. She muttered to herself.

"Welcome to Florida, senior."