Chapter 203: The Prophecised Slut

Chapter 203: The Prophecised Slut

When it comes to dressing up... Kai finds the act a bit troublesome. He is quite taken to the usual 'uniform' of the shinobi. A dark-grey shirt, mesh shirt underneath, some trousers, and the flak jacket if out on the missions. This keeps Kai open to thinking about other important things.

But...

'Damn, I look good in all these. It's hard to choose,' Kai is in a different room, getting dressed. Since they live in the same house, Kushina wanted to be picked from her room for the date so that's where they are at the moment.

'So... what should I wear? Maybe I shouldn't wear anything and cut the date short?' Kai snorts a chuckle internally and then picks out the clothes naturally. It should be simple when it comes to Kushina.

Understanding his role in her life full well and not the least bit discounting his or her feeling for each other, Kai just knows that he'll be accepted in any outfit.

'But that's no excuse for not being on the grind of life! If you do something, you do it right! I'm gonna do Kushina right~!' He laughs internally as he dresses up. His puns need a lot more grind but that's fine. He won't be busting his rhymes on the date anyway.

'I'll bust something else... fuck, I did it again...'

He groans and stops entirely. Donning his mesh shirt gifted to him by Mito that contains the sealing matrix within the chakra metals wired into threads to make this vest, not for training but just to have something familiar and comfortable on him, Kai moves on to wearing a pair of camel trousers and a black, half-sleeved shirt.

This prompts a response from another being that rarely leaves his side.

*Hisssss*

"Sorry, Cinnamon, but it's a date between me and Kushina," Kai chuckles and pokes the small head of the snake with his finger causing her to flick her tiny tongue against him in unruly defiance.

'How rude... for someone staying with me, she sure picked some bad habits.' Thinks the pot.

With no sleeves on, his customized weighted wristbands are exposed for others to see. These and similar ankle weights were ordered by Kai many moons ago. After earning Sage Transformation, his growth is more dependent on discovering equal or better qualities of chakra rather than bench pressing more weight.

That's just how it becomes for Shinobi once they reach a certain point. It is simply no longer feasible to try and fight 'bigger' things to lift at the expense of destroying their surroundings.

'Should I do something with my hair?' Kai looks into the mirror thoughtfully. Not the one to style his hair into outlandish nests, his dark hair is kept short and maybe it's because of chakra or whatnot but his hair tends to 'feel' a bit spiky. A bit untamed.

Like Kakashi and his nest of shaggy grey hair that just stands up without any products.

Realizing it's a moot point to touch his hair now, Kai gives himself another look over before wearing his sandals and calling it a day. He is already wearing new clothes he hasn't touched before but... he feels a little disappointed as to why he hasn't gotten an outfit similar to Jiraiya's.

'I'll commission one soon,' Kai smiles to himself, 'I already called myself the Dragon Sennin beyond the three Sannin. Gotta look the part, too... with my octopus mask!'

That mask is integral to his outfit! That mask needs to haunt the nightmares of his enemies!

"How do I look?" He spins for Cinnamon who hisses softly.

"You can't come, baby," Kai sighs with a grin, "Although I've been holding back, things might get hot and heavy. Something that a small snake still living under the guidance of her master shouldn't see."

"Hissssss!"

Although he cannot speak 'snake', he does understand animals and convey his thoughts so imagine his surprise when...

"You... were with Nono and Kushina, huh?"

The tiny snake's tinier eyes glimmer in pride. Now she can come. Follow current novels on novelb((in).(com)

But she, like her master, has a bare minimum of etiquette and understanding as he bares a grin, "Now you definitely cannot come! Peeping on me? How rude! Consider this a punishment~!"

The snake's body collapses on its coiled half while Kai chuckles and slips out of the door.

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*Knock* *Knock*

The knock is all she needs to bounce from her bed and open the door. Yet, despite her physical excitement, she can feel a nervous pit forming in her stomach that no ramen can fill. Before moving in the direction of the door, she looks in the mirror once again. Her violet hues look back at her encouragingly. And for once... the monster shows her kindness in her own way, the second time.

Her green eyes glint with a wave of passion, "It needs to be heated! Filled with obstacles that spurn you two to waste not a second longer! It needs to be hurried. Desiring! To the point you two deem it fit to slip in an alley"

"No!" Kushina snaps and glares, "No alleys!"

Nono shrugs, "You kids have fun."

"Exactly," Mikoto smiles at Kushina, too, "Have fun. It won't do if you act stiff after claiming big all the time and you..."

Mikoto looks at Kai, "Behave."

"Hmm? Was that the same Kai you liked when we went out?" He chuckles, "The version of me who behaved?"

Mikoto scoffs under her breath but she refuses to answer such questions knowing full well that they are traps.

"Anyway, the two of us will be going to visit Sarachi," Mikoto points out, "It was a tiring day so helping Kyo might make me feel better."

"Wait, why me? This is my vacation!" Nono resists but it is futile. The Uchiha mistress has her way in this pad whether others like it or not!

"Have fun," Kai grins, "We'll try and give your parents a competition with who can make the cutest baby, won't we?" He grins at Kushina.

Alright, he promised he won't act out. He did a few minutes ago.

He lied.

"W-what?!" Kushina stammers.

"I read in make-out tactics that doggy gives male baby..." Nono points out while adjusting her fake glasses as an academic researcher would.

"That's obviously a lie. We've all learned Iryo ninjutsu so it won't do good to believe Jiraiya's fantasies," Mikoto rolls her eyes and smiles at Kushina, "But try is slowly. There would be no rush!"

"Aaagh! You guys are the worst, dattebane!" she holds Kai's hands and drags him away while the other trio shares a like-minded mischievous smile. But Mikoto still calls out, "Don't forget the usual tips!"

"Ugh, I won't!" Comes Kushina's reply as Mikoto turns to look at Nono, "Get ready, we're leaving in five minutes. Since it's your vacation... you should spend your time being more productive in society than turn out like Jiraiya."

Scoffing, Nono soon smirks, "Oh... is that so? If I don't do this... would you tie me to my bed, too?"

Mikoto's thoughts still. She slowly looks back. Her cheeks are crimson. Her eyes glisten.

"E- Eh? What the hell are you talking about?" She hisses.

"Huh?" Adopting an innocent expression, Nono waves the book in her hand, "Here, I was reading something saucy. Why? What are you thinking about?"

"Nothing!" Mikoto huffs and turns to her room, "5 minutes!"

'Heh, so easy~!' Nono snickers to herself.

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Alternate Title: Kyubi, the Speaker of Masses; Kushina Wants a Long, Hard, Sweaty, and Heated Revenge!; When the Harem Cheers, The Panty Tears!; Princess Red; Cinnamon Gets Punished, too!; The Competition of Babies; Kushina: I want more, and I know I shouldn't. I want to be a Jedi Master; The Uzumaki... are Reportedly Sluts 'Source' Kyubi

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