In a flash, autumn and winter alternate.

According to the lunar calendar, it's only October. But in the sea near the sea, can already feel the thick chill.

Today is Wednesday, November 2.

Du Biying of class 5 (4), wrapped in a thick coat, sat in the back row by the window, leaning on her chin to look at the west corner of the campus.

There are a lot of boys there!

Although the leader was wearing a strange mask, Du Biying still recognized that it was her childhood playmate pan Peng.

"What happened to the boys?"

The girl at the same table, curiously asked, "the walk is strange and the mouth is full of coquetry. As soon as I got to school today, I thought I had entered the zoo."

"Spider man!"

Du Biying patiently explained, "they are imitating spider man! Didn't you see the new play broadcasted on big bird satellite TV last night

"No!"

My deskmate shook his head regretfully and said, "my parents don't let me watch big bird satellite TV. They say that this channel is not healthy. Watching too much will hurt my body..."

Unhealthy? Hurt your body?

"Puff!"

Du Biying gave a mockery of ridicule, and couldn't help but make complaints about it: "your parents are really talented people! I have come up with such a reason... "

"I think so!"

"Yingying, tell me about it! Is it good for a boy to imitate that spider man

"Not good-looking!"

Du Biying curled her mouth and said, "the spiders in tight clothes fight against all kinds of strange people. The strange postures and movements, and the lines that you can't understand are not good-looking at all."

"Do you still see it?"

"I don't want to..."

Du Biying covered her forehead and said, "it's not that my brother is poisoned too deeply. He infected my father by calling at night. You don't know. They're both looking at it

It's hard not to grab the remote control.

At the corner of his mouth, he pointed to the group of "humanoid spiders" downstairs and asked, "just like them?"

"Almost..."

Du Biying had a headache: "this morning, my father got up to cook. He opened his mouth and said," vegetable killer, man who tears for cooking, let's go! "

"Whew, whew!"

Du Biying compared the action of "spitting spider silk", and motioned to the table mate: "this is it, do you understand?"

"Sorry, I don't understand..."

The table mate's expression is embarrassed, in the heart suddenly thanks the parents. They are right. Big bird satellite TV is not healthy. Children should not watch it.

It's more than a physical injury!

Look for a long time, even the brain has become abnormal! A good person, become no different from mountain black pig, too terrible!

"But it's funny!"

Du Biying recalled the picture she saw last night and said with a smile, "you don't know that spider man is so funny! It's just like a patient who escapes from a mental hospital

My deskmate stepped back two steps.

I don't know why, she always feels Yingying has been infected, this smile is very wrong.

Her premonition is right!

Du Biying said, suddenly took out a mask from her schoolbag and showed her: "this is the face, the thief is funny!"

"Yingying, wake up!"

"You are the goddess of high cold, how can you also be infected by this group of boys?" he cried

Du Biying put on her mask.

Spiderman's joyful face appeared in front of her desk mate, which stunned her for a moment. After a long time, she covered her mouth and said with a smile, "this mouth It's really funny! "

Why is it a crooked mouth?

It's immoral to make this mask. Can the defective products with crooked lips be sold out? Was it worn by a girl?

"Brothers! Look what I found

Just as she was laughing, just wanted to let Yingying take off her mask, behind her came pan Peng's surprised voice.

It turns out that the lunch break is over.

The boys realized that class was coming and returned to the classroom. Just in time, I ran into Du Biying, who was wearing a mask.

The scene was once embarrassing.

As a girl, Du Biying felt extremely ashamed of this scene. Just want to explain what, pan Peng said: "so you are the sister of the spider prince, spider princess! I have found you at last

Spider princess?

Du Biying had an ominous premonition that the boys took out their masks one after another, buckled their faces, and stood in a row according to their height, and drew the action of spraying spider silk.

"Whew, whew!"

Do you have any dubbing? How coquettish!

, "meet your Highness Princess!"

Hello, Hello, Hello!

Why is it spider princess?

Somehow was installed on a "spider star princess" identity, Du Biying people are silly. When she turned her head, she found that her deskmate was more than ten meters away from her unconsciously.What's more, the eyes are rather strange.

That look seems to be saying: "I didn't expect, Yingying, you still have such a layer of identity? Spider princess, how cool

"What are you doing?"

Du Biying was angry and said, "give me normal points. I'll have class later. If you make any more mischief, be careful I'll report to Mr. Dai! "

She's a class monitor!

At this time, we must stand up to stop the boys from making mischief, establish the authority of a monitor and leave a good impression on Mr. Dai.

"What..."

Words just finished, the classroom door suddenly came a vicissitudes of life middle-aged male voice.

Dai, who was holding the textbook and preparing the textbook, looked at the "monsters" in the classroom. He coughed and asked, "can you go back to your seat?"

"Monitor? And the monitor? "

"Report to Mr. Dai! The monitor is here! "

The boys pointed to Du Biying, whose mask was not taken off, and the movements were as neat and uniform as they had been rehearsed.

Mr. Dai blinked and his expression was stiff.

Du Biying lowered her head and took off her mask in silence.

"That's it! I'll be scolded now

"All blame pan Peng! If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't make a fool of myself in front of the teacher... "

Du Biying, who thought she would be scolded, has made psychological preparations. After all, as the monitor of the class, she is really guilty of a terrible crime by fooling around with the boys and disturbing the order of the class.

As a result, Dai did not blame her.

Dai put the textbook on the platform, clapped his hands and said, "OK! Spiderman, it's time for class! "

"What we are going to learn today is the Pythagorean theorem!"

"In order to let everyone understand this knowledge point more intuitively, I specially prepared a prop..."

I saw teacher Dai bending waist, making a reptile posture, the right hand suddenly extended, a spider silk accurately hit the back of the classroom ceiling.

"Spiderman

"I know that the classroom wall is perpendicular to the ground, and the wall is four meters high. Standing on the platform six meters away from the wall, I spray spider silk, ignoring the error. How many meters is the length of this spider silk?"

The boys were all in a daze.

Dai raised his eyebrows and said: "even this can't be counted. What qualifications do you have to be Spider man? You know, the length of this spider silk is not accurate, but it will fall downstairs and die! "

So horrible?

That has to be learned!

When the boys heard this, they all got up and began to calculate the length of teacher Dai's spider silk.

The girls looked at each other.

Spider man?

Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher Dai is poisoned, too?

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