Chapter 297

"I am still a child."

On the way home, Du Bishu wailed: "why is June 1 not a holiday? Are junior high school students not children? It's discrimination. I'm going to report to the headmaster. "

"Wake up, you're old."

With Alps in his mouth, panda said indistinctly: "your sister is a child. As for you Over age

"Don't mention her!"

Du Bishu became angry and said, "my great reputation has been destroyed in her hands. Before she apologizes to me, I refuse to admit that she is my sister."

No stomach!

Panda said scornfully, "it's just peeing on your bed. How big is it to apologize? How can you apologize if your sister can't even speak? "

"What do you know, the only child?"

"Who said I was the only child? Don't you know my mom's pregnant

"Well! Is there such a thing? "

Du Bi Shu scratched his head and asked, "is it a brother?"

"I don't know..."

Panda shrunken his mouth and said, "mom is going to give birth, and my father goes to the hospital to take care of her. How do I know if it's a brother or a sister? "

Stop talking. I understand!

Du Bi Shu gave a comforting look, took panda's shoulder and asked, "so there is no one in your family?"

"No one!"

Old pan is busy taking care of his wife in the hospital. Now the takeout is so developed that he can't be hungry to order a meal of "pig food" for his son. How can he worry?

Du Bishu said with a smile: "then I'll go to your house and go back after watching Altman. The family is crowded and noisy, the computer is not allowed to play, and my mother is robbing me of the remote control. "

"Well, you can do it."

Du, who was changing diapers for his baby daughter, received an application and agreed without saying a word. Anyway, Du Bishu stay at home is a "noise production machine", easy to make his daughter sleep, to roll away quickly.

Pan Qiliang has no problem.

In the evening, my son is alone. Du Hei pig is willing to accompany him and bring his own "dry food". This is a good thing!

Du Bishu's application reason is: "the operation is relatively difficult, want to let dada guide the maze."

It's strange that Du and pan would believe such a poor lie. Lao Du promised to drive the evil out of his family. Pan promised that he wanted to find a "late night tool player" for his son.

Poor Du Bishu. He doesn't know.

Panda's home computer can not play, what graphics card memory CPU are all hidden by old pan. Apart from the "pillow fight", the only way for them to enjoy entertainment is to watch TV.

Homework? No hurry, no hurry!

I'll borrow my homework from school tomorrow. When "parents are not at home", of course, we should watch some exciting movies!

For example, Altman?

After exhausting their wealth, they bought a bag of comparable potato chips and spicy chips, sat down on the sofa and tuned the TV to Jiangchuan satellite TV.

It's just the opening song.

"This Ultraman has no dart

"I still like Saiwen. He's the smartest Altman and knows how to use weapons against monsters," Du Bishu said, chewing chips

"Does Altman use weapons?"

What if Altman danced "Fang Tian Hua halberd" and called out "who can give me a death"? Just thinking about panda gives me goose bumps. The style of painting is really against the rules.

Without waiting for him to speak, in the clip at the beginning of the film, we switch to the scene of Jack throwing the javelin.

Huh? Javelin?

This is not bad!

Although the throwing posture is a little embarrassing, the fit of javelin is better than "Fang Tian Hua Ji". But where does Altman hide such a long weapon?

In the crotch? Or in the ear?

Just like sun Dasheng's golden cudgel, it can be stuffed into some unexpected "holes" according to your heart?

The opening song is over!

Under the red background, with a line of white italicized subtitles, Pang Baijun, whose Putonghua level is comparable to that of a news announcer, said impassioned: "Jack Altman's first episode, the awakened monsters!"

Monsters: Oil monster tegon, ferocious monster astron, sludge monster zazan!

"Is the first episode so exciting?"

Panda was shocked to see the monster watch. From the early times to Saiwen, except for occasional exceptions, they were basically "one episode, one monster".

How did Jack make an exception?

This is just the first episode. There are three monsters on the stage. I don't know. I thought it was the big ending!

No! There are not so many endings!

What a thrill!

In a class group, the students are sharing the answers of today's "test paper", and the female students are chatting about the school gossip.

Suddenly, the monitor @ all the members.

"The head teacher has been offline. It's exciting! [picture. JPG] "

the picture is a screenshot of" onstage monster "!

The boys howled and howled, and all kinds of "nosebleed" and "stimulus" responses were instantly brushed to 99 +, which made the invisible head teacher sigh.Obviously, this is exciting!

It's rare to see so many monsters in a single episode. Although monsters are not good-looking, they are good enough!

Jack is so sweet!

At the beginning, the whole "monsters hammer each other", and the shape of the new monster is also very frightening. In particular, zazan, the sludge monster, is particularly terrifying. As for the oil monster tegon, although the sucker on his body is very hideous when he is close-up with a leather cover.

But in the long run it's a ball!

The two monsters fight fiercely. Although Altman has not appeared yet, panda and Du Bishu still forget to chew potato chips.

The atmosphere is too tense!

Faced with the invasion of monsters, the citizens of Jiangchuan can only flee in all directions and have no strength to fight back. Hateful tegun, the fire blows out and burns down the PD building

In a panic, the shutter door of "Xiaotian repair shop" is pulled up, and Tian Qiuyu runs to the direction of the monster in order to save the poor animals.

"Qiuyu, come back quickly!"

The hero of this work is on stage. The handsome Xiang Xiushu has the beauty of Uncle Meng * 10 and Xingtuan brother * 2. As soon as it appears in the picture, it becomes the focus of the whole scene.

In order to save Qiu Yu, he was attacked by a monster and pushed into the emergency room in the hospital corridor. After a while, the doctor came out and shook his head to Tian's three brothers and sisters.

"Will you die if you look so handsome?"

Panda is not stupid. After watching TV for so many years, she has already understood a truth. In TV plays, the actor's appearance determines the character's life span.

It's not hard to live to the end!

It turns out that this law does work. In the empty emergency room, a wild Altman suddenly appeared.

"Xiang Xiushu, your courage is admirable. Young you shouldn't die. Let's fight together to protect the earth... "

Xiang Xiushu is dead, but he can communicate with Jack. What makes people speechless is that Jack's body posture is actually "ghost pressing the bed"!

This is how Altman was possessed!

At this moment, the puzzle left over by the early Saiwen was solved. It turns out that Altman is attached to the earth man, so long as you open the "slow motion shadow" to press the corpse.

A shy gesture!

Xiang Xiushu is lying flat on the bed, and Ultraman is leaning down. When the figure is about to overlap They're kissing!

Uncle Meng doing porn?

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