Old Joe is a craftsman.

Old Joe, who had been a carpenter and a bricklayer in his early years, has excellent hands-on ability. In the early years, with the ability to carve walnuts, Leng was able to make money to build a two-story house and buy a car.

Old Joe couldn't do it when he was old.

Now old Joe doesn't carve any walnuts any more. He takes care of his grandson and granddaughter with his wife every day.

It's not easy to take care of the children, especially old Joe's grandsons and granddaughters go to primary school. They are naughty and pester him to buy toys.

Sun Tzu likes Yo Yo Yo, so he has to buy one.

Granddaughter likes Ba La little magic fairy. She cries and asks her grandfather to buy a magic fairy crystal chain. If she doesn't buy her, she will cry.

What a mess!

Old Joe knew in his heart that most of his grandchildren saw other people of the same age playing, which made him want to keep up with the Joneses.

But understand, Sun Tzu rolled on the ground like a wheel, granddaughter tugged at his sleeve, tearful looking at him, this is too difficult to resist.

On the day of the fair, he promised his grandson and granddaughter to bring them toys back. Old Qiao went to the County alone.

In the stationery shop in the county town, old Qiao saw his grandson crying for the photon spirit he had to buy, and the magic fairy crystal chain that his granddaughter was crying for and couldn't get

One 250, one 55!

Tortoise!

Old Joe didn't have much culture. At first sight of the price, he immediately scolded the shopkeeper on one side: "you black hearted profiteer, how dare a lump of broken plastic sell so expensive?"

It's not the first time that the shopkeeper was misunderstood. He didn't get angry and explained with a smile: "old man, this price is not set by me. It's negotiated by other factories. If you find something cheaper than this, I'll pay you ten times of the original price."

Old Joe didn't believe the treacherous businessman.

He changed to a stationery store in front of the primary school.

Coincidentally, during the class, the stationery shop was cold and quiet, and the owner rushed out to greet old Joe: "what can I do for you, old man? Do you want to buy a pencil case or a schoolbag for your child? I have just purchased a small magic fairy stationery box, fire young Wang Shubao, to ensure that your children like it

"Don't buy that! Do you sell toys here? "

The shopkeeper said with a smile, "which stationery store in this county does not sell toys?"

Stationery toys in one hand, students and children do not separate!

Old Joe nodded and asked the shopkeeper, "how much do you sell that yo yo ball called photon elf?"

"Photon Sprite?"

The shopkeeper turned his eyes and replied, "Oh! That's precious! The minimum is 9999 yuan! It's not easy to take the goods now. If I want to buy them here, I have to add 200 yuan. In this way, old man, if you really want, you can take away 10000 yuan! "

That's ten thousand??

Old Joe was so scared that he was going to have a heart attack.

Today's primary school students, are facing a group of what kind of profiteer ah!

Before that profiteer sold a lump of plastic for 250 yuan, he thought it was very bad. Unexpectedly, there was something worse than him. This guy actually sold 10000 yuan?

"Profiteer! You are robbing... "

Old Joe was so angry that his beard trembled and he wanted to strangle the nonsense shopkeeper.

The owner felt that he was wronged and said, "what are you talking about, old man! I'm not a profiteer. This is the guiding price agreed by the factory! "

Was it agreed by the factory again?

Old Joe sneered: "you don't know what I'm old man, are you?"? Which manufacturer is so shameless to set such a fantastic price for a lump of plastic? "

"There's such an old man as you said!"

From the safe under the cash register, the shopkeeper carefully takes out the "treasure of Zhendian" photon spirit s.

The package clearly printed on the box suggested retail price: 9999 yuan!

Old Joe is stupid.

Where does Pengda come from?

Toys are so expensive that he doesn't want to sell them, or does he expect to make a fortune and run away?

I think the old man can't buy the treasure of the town shop. The owner sighed quietly and said, "don't worry, old man. This is a limited edition. It's reasonable to sell it at a high price. If you are short of money, you can have a look at this ordinary version of photon genie, only 250 yuan! "

Stupid people buy this!

Whether it was $10000 or $250, old Joe couldn't take it.

After leaving the stationery shop, old Joe didn't stop. He asked every toy shop in the city.

The price is exactly the same!

Old Joe was very angry. He didn't buy the photon spirit which was obviously a pit fool. He only bought a 55 piece magic immortal crystal chain.

Compared with photon elves, the price of magic fairy crystal chain is also expensive, but at least it is less than 100 yuan.

But that's not the main reason old Joe bought it!

The reason why I only buy magic crystal chain instead of yo yo

His granddaughter's tears were more painful than his grandson's rolling on the ground.Girls should be rich!

Let alone the boy, old Joe felt flustered just by thinking about buying such expensive toys for the rolling Wang Badu.

Back home, old Joe's wife had already made lunch.

My grandchildren came home from school.

The granddaughter got the magic fairy crystal chain she wanted, and quickly opened the package and wore it around her neck. She felt that she had become the most shining fairy in the whole universe.

Seeing his granddaughter's sweet smile, old Joe felt that the 55 flowers were right.

As for

"Where's my Yo Yo, Grandpa?"

This son of a bitch!

Old Joe sighed, touched his grandson's skull and said earnestly, "what yo yo do boys play? Are marbles not fun? Isn't stick fun? "

Sun Tzu's expression almost broke down in an instant. His movements were as skillful as they had been rehearsed. He fell on the ground and rolled into a wheel

"I will! I will! Grandfather, you are partial

"Grandfather doesn't love me!"

"I want yo yo!"

What's the matter!

Damn black heart toy dealers, one by one should drag to hit the target!

Old Joe finally gave in.

It's not that his grandson's throwing and rolling makes him sad, but his wife said a word.

"If you don't coax him, you can wash his clothes!"

Looking at his grandson's dirty clothes on the ground, old Joe sighed.

Is this washable?

To coax a grandson doesn't mean that he has to spend money on toys from black hearted enterprises.

That 250 yuan price, who buy who is stupid!

as like as two peas, Joe decided not to buy it. He decided to go back to the world and make use of his exquisite handwork ability to make a similar ball for the grandson.

It's not difficult!

In addition to bearing components are more difficult, other parts are simply a matter of hand.

Old Joe finished the plastic parts in three days, and then spent four days studying the bearing design. Finally, it took a week to complete all the imitation work of photon spirit.

After finishing, before old Joe took the photon spirit to his grandson, a lawyer letter was sent to his home.

In the letter, the big red seal of the legal department of Jiangchuan Pengda film and Television Culture Co., Ltd. was extremely dazzling.

Old Joe:.... "

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