Chapter 162： Dad Xiao, the stinky chess basket (one more)

"Wow, the palace courtyard is very stylish, with blue brick and glazed tiles, the room is spacious and bright, and there is also a large courtyard. It seems that some trees have been transplanted in the past?" At home, Xiao Lingye sighed with joy while eating. , "This rich man is different."

There is still some envy in the eyes, but in my heart, after looking at the college entrance examination, do you want to go outside, take a look, and see each other, after all, he is already 18 years old, and it’s okay to go outside to find a job. of.

With a "boom," Mother Xiao knocked Xiao Lingye's head with her chopsticks, and sternly warned, "Xiao Lingye, I can warn you. People have money, so don't think about making money with crooked ways. . If you let me know that you are making money of ignorance, see if I don’t interrupt your leg!"

Although a pair of children are usually very obedient and sensible, sometimes Xiao Ma and Xiao Dad still have to educate, and they still have to beat.

Both children are clever, and if they accidentally go wrong, that's a big deal.

Xiao Lingye touched the part where he was beaten, and said bitterly, "Mom, I just sighed. Do you need to beat me? And in the future, I will make money on my own. It must be based on my ability and conscience, otherwise. How can I be worthy of your and dad's teachings?"

"Okay, you will be stubborn!" Mama Xiao rolled her eyes, but she saw Dad Xiao’s chopsticks picking up the chili. Immediately changed the direction, and changed to remove the liver.

He put the pig liver in his mouth bitterly, chewed a few times, and after swallowing, he said carefully, "Mother, I will discuss with you!"

"Eat well and don't talk!" Mother Xiao said solemnly, "If you have anything to say, wait until you finish eating!"

Everyone, "..."

Dad Xiao was afraid of Mother Xiao’s authority, then he slapped a few meals, then put down his job, and said, "Mother, I have finished eating now, can I talk?"

"I haven't finished eating yet!" Mother Xiao said.

Two children, "..."

Dad Xiao, "..."

Dad Xiao immediately shot his eyes at his sons and daughters, opened his mouth, and said with his lips, "Help Dad intercede!"

Who thought the two children gave him a helpless look, and then said with his lips, "Who made you annoy your mother?"

Dad Xiao's face suddenly fell.

He didn't want to make his wife angry either.

But he hasn't eaten chili for so long, he is slanderous.

I thought of stealing a few slices of chili while my wife was out.

But who could have imagined that as soon as he put the pepper in his mouth, his wife came back, and a piece of pepper tail was still exposed and was caught on the spot.

At that time, she didn't say anything about him, but after a glance at him, she left.

But when I waited for the meal, except for a plate of pork liver fried garlic sprouts without chili, other dishes were filled with chili.

That's all.

But on the second and third day, besides chicken soup or bone soup, the only dish he could eat was pork liver.

Although the pork liver has changed a little bit, it still smells like pork liver.

Now that he has eaten the liver for almost four days in a row, if he eats it again, he will vomit.

Seeing that the two children turned to their mother's side, Dad Xiao could only go to the battle to intercede.

He just waited for a while.

Wait for Xiao's mother to finish eating.

No, as soon as he saw Mother Xiao finished eating, he couldn’t wait to say, “Mother, I’ll discuss something with you. After that, can you stop making pork liver for me? I’m vomiting after eating. ."

Mother Xiao said faintly, "Pig liver replenishing blood! Don’t you still have a little ischemia? Don’t you like to eat chili, not spicy? Eat more pork liver, you can make up your blood as soon as possible, and you can enjoy it. It's spicy, isn't it?"

Ruthless, ruthless, this trick is really ruthless.

The two sisters and brothers of Xiao Lingyu almost gave Mother Xiao a thumbs up.

It turns out that mom is waiting here.

No wonder he didn't say anything on the spot after knowing that Dad stole the food.

However, the siblings are also very current affairs.

One is mom, the other is dad, but none of them dare to help.

In case this group of dads irritate mom, they will suffer.

Mom usually controls their verbal power.

But don’t follow Dad, it’s pig liver all day long, pig liver is still pig liver.

Not to mention eating for four days, that is, eating for one day, and the next day, they don't want to eat.

Therefore, they would rather offend dad than offend mom.

If you offend your dad, you will at most be scribbled a few words by your dad.

Looking at the expressions of gloating at the children, Father Xiao gave them a fierce look, and his eyes motioned, "You wait for me."

Immediately, Dad Xiao put down his posture and kept apologizing, "My child, I was wrong. I know I was wrong, and I will never steal chili in the future. Can you restore my food treatment?"

In the past, although you could not eat chili, at least it is a combination of meat and vegetables, not just the same, it is too greasy to eat.

Mother Xiao did not respond immediately, but asked faintly, "Do you really never steal chili again?"

"Don't dare anymore, never dare anymore!" Father Xiao said swearingly, "With this lesson, can I still steal food next time?"

Mother Xiao nodded and said, "Okay, for your sincere repentance, I will resume your food treatment tomorrow!"

Dad Xiao was taken aback and asked, "Tomorrow? Isn't it starting to recover tonight?"

Mother Xiao said without annoyance, "You think so beautifully!"

After the family had finished eating, Xiao Lingyu helped Mother Xiao tidy up the dishes.

Xiao Lingye and Dad Xiao went for a walk in the village, digesting them.

Now Dad Xiao basically doesn't work anymore, and he feels a little awkward all day long.

Therefore, now I have developed a habit of walking around the village after eating, chatting a few words when encountering people, or sitting under the big camphor tree at the head of the village.

Usually when everyone has a rest and nothing to do, they love to come here, chatting, playing big cards or playing chess. Of course, there are still very few elegant activities like playing chess here, there will be, not nothing.

Many young people are outside. After learning this, they want to show off in the village. Maybe teach the elderly at home so that they can have fun when they have nothing to do. This is the case for the elderly in big cities.

However, the elderly in this village are not as idle as those in the city.

They usually go to work in the fields, and they are already very tired after work. Coupled with their age, where can they still have this energy, and then go to play chess, which is more brain-intensive and labor-intensive entertainment.

After being unable to work by Lei Ling, Dad Xiao likes playing chess.

What he played was not as difficult as chess or go, but the kind of backgammon that many teenagers can learn right away.

Xiao Lingyu went to the county seat specially to buy a pair of backgammon for Xiao Dad.

Although Gobang is simple, let alone an adult, it is a seven or eight-year-old child who can learn and learn.

Dad Xiao could find some playmates to play chess.

But not everyone is doing nothing to do with Dad Xiao. It’s just okay to play with Dad Xiao occasionally. If you play every day, there is so much time.

Therefore, such a scene often appears under the big camphor tree.

A middle-aged man was playing chess with a seven or eight-year-old child, and there was a dispute from time to time.

"Zhengyang, where are you going? Go under the tree again?" Someone asked with a smile when they saw Xiao Zhengyang, "Now that Ye'er is back, it is possible to play a few rounds of Gobang with you, and no one will cheat you. "

Xiao Lingye was a little surprised, he asked, "Dad, are you playing backgammon now?"

Xiao Zhengyang blushed a little, feeling that he was ashamed to play gobang as an adult, but he didn't know how to play other chess. Those things were difficult to learn. Xiao Lingyu taught him how many times, but he just couldn't learn it.

There is only gobang that is hard to learn.

However, in front of the son, you still have to show the majesty of being a father, don't let the son laugh.

He stared at him and asked sternly, "Xiao Lingye, what do you mean? Can't Dad play Gobang?"

Xiao Lingye, "..." With such a big reaction, Dad is a bit embarrassed.

Of course, being a good son of twenty-four filial piety, he will definitely not be able to expose his father.

He kindly said, "Yes, yes, how can't it? Even if the plane tank, as long as Dad wants to play, it's not an unusually simple thing."

"Okay, don't blow it anymore." Dad Xiao rolled his eyes and continued, "You blow it again. Dad's plane didn't go up. The cowhide was blown up first."

"Puff!" Xiao Lingye couldn't help laughing when he heard the last words of his father.

The father and son came under the big camphor tree. There were two seven or eight-year-old children. As soon as they saw Dad Xiao, they ran over and asked, "Second grandfather, are you still playing backgammon today?"

Father Xiao said with a blushing face, "The second grandfather is full today, so I won't play anymore."

"The second grandpa, can we borrow your gomoku to play?"

"Yes! At home, you can ask the mistress."

After a while, the two little kids ran back with the backgammon and the chessboard.

They found a position, and then the two of them started to get off.

Father Xiao couldn't help but walked up to the two of them to look at them. Then, he said, "Xiao Wu, go here, all three of them have been blocked, and it will be a waste if you go down."

"Xiao Bai, you go here, there is blocked."

"Little Five, go here!"

"Xiao Bai, go here!"

…

"Second grandfather, can you please shut up!" Father Xiao, who couldn't bear the two children, was twittering next to him.

"Second grandfather, you are a stinky chess player, don't you want to interrupt at will? It made me lose."

Xiao Lingye, "..."

How unpopular his dad is, how stinky is this stinky chess basket, so that two seven- or eight-year-old children hate it.

"Haha, Zhengyang, you are rejected by the children again." After eating, Cho Chengbang, who was also eating under the big tree, laughed and said, "Zhengyang, I said you, how much do you like to play chess? Knowing that I am a stinky chess player, I still have to watch two little kids playing chess here."

Xiao Zhengyang may be used to being teased at ordinary times, so he doesn't mind at all.

He smiled and said, "Isn't it okay for me, just come and gather together! You are all too busy, I don't even have a person to talk to!"

Cho Sengbang immediately showed sympathy and said, "That's right. You are usually too boring, so boring to compete with some little kids."

Xiao Lingye, "..." Uncle Cheng Bang, you are my dad with a knife in his chest.

Xiao Zhengyang responded with a smile, "No. I usually accompany these little kids." There are people in the village in their 70s and 80s who still work in the ground.

No one like him is willing to rest, unless he is a particularly lazy person.

Xiao Lingye said at this time, "Dad, or I will play chess with you in these two days."

Because his dad played chess, it was almost everyone's joke.

In order not to hurt my father's body and mind, as a son of twenty-four filial piety, he taught his father to be a master of chess in these two days.

Dad Xiao directly shook his head and said, "You are about to take the college entrance examination, so take more time to review it."

Know the son Mo Ruo father!

He still didn't understand Xiao Lingye's thoughts.

However, there was another reason why Xiao's father rejected Xiao Lingye, that is, he was really a bad chess player and had no talent for playing chess. Xiao Lingyu taught him to play backgammon for two days, but father Xiao still couldn't.

At that time Xiao Lingyu felt desperate.

She never thought that a clever person like her father would be able to compete in this game of gomoku and would not learn how to learn it.

Xiao Lingye accompanied her father under the tree, and then went home-review.

This is a very sad thing.