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The leader looked at me, then at his brothers, before nodding with difficulty.

I smiled and said, "Bro, didn't you say that you had given away the urns before? What's so hard about a picture? It's almost half past three, hurry up and set it up. After setting it up, you can go home. "

The leader hesitated, but refused to act. I am now even more certain that there is a problem with the portrait.

At this time, the leader mysteriously said, "Brother, you should head back quickly. The fewer people here, the better. "

I looked at him in bewilderment. "Why?"

The leader whispered: "Because people of our Cypress City have all heard of this story before. Said there was an outsider who came here to stay in a hotel. In the middle of the night, he heard the sound of gunfire from below. He just leaned on the window and looked down. "

"In the end, I saw someone from a family that was dead and their family was putting up a picture outside. Coincidentally, he took a glance at the portrait. Coincidentally, when the family member displayed the portrait, the dead person's eyes were also looking up. "

The leader was just a plain narration, but I felt scared listening to it because it felt so weird.

I whispered to the leader, "What happened next?" Is something wrong? "

The leader nodded his head, "This man and the portrait looked at each other. At that time, I felt uncomfortable inside, as if I had eaten something hard and couldn't digest it. It was said that he had washed his face and slept in his bed. But in the middle of the night, I always dream that someone is calling his name. "

"When I woke up the next day, I started having a high fever and spouting nonsense. If you go to the hospital, the doctor won't be able to find out anything. After that, he had no other choice but to find an old Chinese medical doctor. This Chinese medicine is a famous doctor of our Cypress City. It is said that he is the living Hua Tuo, and there is no disease that cannot be cured under his hands. "

The leader's mouth is indeed a little chipped. I was just about to talk about what the hell is going on when the topic changed to that of a famous doctor. This boasting made me a little anxious. Fortunately, the worker behind him coughed as a reminder, causing the leader to come to a sudden halt and change the topic.

He smiled at me embarrassedly. "I am like this. I can't really speak without thinking. "Hmm …" That day, when the old Chinese doctor saw the patient, he neither wrote down the prescription nor grabbed the medicine. "He turned around and left. He left in a hurry and almost fell down."

"The outsider's family members have all come. They called the doctor to tell him what illness the patient is suffering from. Why are they leaving without saying a word?"

"The old Chinese doctor said, this is not an illness, it is to keep up with the dirty things. "I am old and weak, and weak in yang energy. I have to hide a bit, otherwise, if that thing becomes angry and causes me trouble, my old bones will not be able to stop themselves from suffering."

"That family listened to what the old Chinese doctor said, and they were even more unwilling to let him go. No matter what you say, the old Chinese doctor was always unwilling to help. Afterwards, the family took out a huge sum of three thousand yuan. After seeing the money, the old Chinese doctor agreed. "So, what do you mean by 'prestige', 'virtue', 'prestige', or 'wealth'?"

I said, "Three thousand yuan doesn't seem too much."

The leader shook his head and said, "Of course it's nothing until now, but this three thousand yuan is the three thousand yuan from ten years ago. That would be enough time to buy an apartment in Cypress City. "

I nodded.

The leader continued, "After the old doctor received the money, he instructed his family that he was followed by the dead man next door. One must know that when a person died, their soul left their body. At this time, he is still in a daze, not knowing what's going on. "

"He wants to go back into his body, but his body is already dead. How can he go back?" Therefore, he would search everywhere for a body to hide in. It's like walking naked on the street, and the first thing he wants to do is find clothes to put on. "

"Although this ghost is confused, he knows that his family and friends cannot be harmed, so he will not act against the guardian. However, towards outsiders, he will not be so polite."

"Originally, if this outsider was even a quarter of an hour late to see that portrait, he would have been fine. By then, the ghost would have already stabilized itself, listened to the sounds of the artillery, looked at the paper money mourning hall and guessed that it was dead. It's a pity that the Nagzul is in the wrong. This outsider saw it too early. "

"That ghost was just worrying about not being able to find its body. Raising its head, aiyo, where is its body? He must have come looking for her. So this outsider had a fever and was spouting nonsense. If it was anyone else with a weak body and a sickly body, they would have died on the spot. "

"When that family heard the words of the doctor, the more they thought about it, the more scared they became. They wanted to burn the paper to give their confession and beg the dead man to let their family go."

"But the old Chinese doctor said that burning paper now is useless. He had already determined that the body was his, so how could he leave so easily? You'd better go to the dead person's house and ask the dead person who was most afraid of the dead person, and then ask the dead person to come out. Let out a loud roar, and scare the soul out of your body. "

"After you're scared, you can burn paper to give evidence. That will be no problem. Give a sweet apple a slap, and both will vent your anger and have no future troubles. "

"This family was extremely grateful and hurried over to the neighboring house. After explaining the whole situation, the neighbors also felt quite embarrassed, so they expressed their willingness to help. "

"Then the family asked who was the person the dead man feared the most. The family said that no one was more afraid of the deceased than their own wife. It's just that the old lady is too old to bear the excitement and hasn't told her the news of the deceased's death. "

"However, a living person is missing out on something. This kind of news can't be hidden for too long, so the family decided to tell the old lady."

"The old lady's surname was Fan, and the families of the outsiders followed her into a small courtyard. The moment he entered, he saw a silver-haired old lady practising Taichi in the yard. His movements are as smooth as the clouds and flowing water, and he's very good at it. "

"The family of the deceased first talked about a few things and then spoke about the old man's death. The old lady didn't get too excited after hearing that. She said to everyone, "Let me change my clothes."

"Not long after Old Lady Fan entered the house, she came out. When I came out again, I was covered in black, and when I asked where the mourning hall was, I walked past it with big strides. "

"The families of the outsiders find it a little strange, so they asked the families of the deceased if they weren't husband and wife? Why not live together? "

"The family of the deceased said: The Old Master is too scared of his wife and does not dare to go home to sleep. They have separated for decades already."

"The outsider's family members were even more puzzled. Since that's the case, why not get a divorce?"

"The family sighed and said, Divorce? If the old lady doesn't agree, how would the old gramps dare? "

"On the way, the family of the deceased told everyone about the old man not wanting to give up after his death and getting entangled with an outsider. The old lady nodded and didn't say anything else. She came to the shed, burned a few pieces of paper, then stood in the middle of the street and shouted, "Come back here, don't let me find you."

"Before her voice faded away, a whirlwind appeared on the street. The whirlwind spun around Lady Fan twice before slowly shrinking until it was only the size of a palm, spinning endlessly on the ground."

"The old lady sneered, pointed at the whirlwind and said, Come home with me. "Don't expect to leave me behind just because you're dead."

"Then she turned her head and told her children:" Don't bury the old man's ashes, bring them back to me. Then the old lady strode home, followed by the whirlwind. Along the way, faint sighs, remorse and tears could be heard. "

"When the families of the outsiders went upstairs to check, they found that the patient had completely recovered. It's just that he had recovered from his severe illness and was still weak."

When the leader spoke to here, a worker beside him suddenly handed him a bottle of water. The leader praised the other party's keen eyesight and then unscrewed the bottle cap, gulping it down in one gulp.

The worker whispered, "Big brother, you've talked enough. Let's get down to business."

The leader was stunned for a moment before remembering what he was doing. He said to me, "So, brother, the fewer people there are, the better. Some of us have our backs to the pictures while others have their eyes closed. He definitely wouldn't dare to look at it directly. I advise you to go home first. "

I stared at the leader for a moment, feeling that he was concealing something rather than my safety.

Honestly speaking, I'm not afraid of any evil spirits bothering me. Have I seen many of them? Those who deal with me, Ghost Hell, third royal aunt, Guan Di. Which one of them isn't a big shot? I don't think much of these ghosts anymore.

The leader was scratching his head in anxiety when he saw that I was unwilling to leave.

At this time, a worker urged, "It's 3: 25. There are still five minutes. We have to hurry. "

The leader said to me, "Brother, let's turn around. Don't look at the picture, okay? "Otherwise, if you get into trouble here and you get a headache, I won't be able to escape responsibility."

I thought about it and felt that the leader's words made sense. I'm curious, so don't let others feel uneasy. So I turned around.

With this turn, he just so happened to face a wreath of flowers.

The wreaths were large and colorful. More importantly, there was a couplet. I only had to look at the couplet before my mind went blank. It said: Hu Chujiu will drive to the west.

It took me a few seconds to recover and rub my eyes. I was afraid I was mistaken. However, the words on the black and white of the couplet were clearly written.

My heart skipped a beat. "What's going on? Have I already died? "

I looked down at my feet. "That shouldn't be the case. Don't I have a shadow? "Quite clear."

I touched my heart again.

At this moment, the worker called out, "Big brother, the portrait has been set up."

I turned my head and looked at the altar. By the time I realized I couldn't look at it, it was too late. I saw it.