C248 Bayer

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Sure enough, when I ran over to the Buddha statue's side, Xiao Miao revealed her true face and chuckled: "I'm just saving a person, that doesn't seem to be too hard."

Before he could finish his sentence, the sky above us suddenly darkened. I looked up and was shocked to find that the roof of the mutton restaurant had descended.

Little Tang Wei and Xiao Miao were immediately dumbstruck. They raised their heads and looked, but didn't move for a long while. I shoved them hard and shouted, "Run."

With a loud bang, the roof was smashed to the ground, and broken pieces of tile and bricks flew in all directions like artillery shells. The old farmer ran too slowly and was buried alive within seconds by the broken bricks and tiles.

I didn't have time to grieve for him. I wanted to concentrate on escaping, but it wasn't easy to avoid such a dense mass of bricks and tiles. I took two steps forward and still felt a blow on my waist. I felt my lower body go numb, and I fell to the ground with a thud.

Little Tang Wei and Xiao Miao ran over to help me. But as soon as they reached me, a great cloud of dust obscured us.

I lied on the ground, sweating cold sweat. That piece of brick was big and heavy, it had such a powerful strength, it couldn't have broken my waist right? When I was a kid, I heard that someone went up the mountain to chop down a tree, only to be hit by a tree trunk and be paralyzed for the rest of his life.

I struggled to get up, but my legs were as soft as noodles.

Little Tang Wei and Xiao Miao grabbed my arm, and pulled me up from the left and right. I couldn't stand at all. I put my left and right hands on their shoulders.

I said to Little Tang Wei: "It's over, my lumbar spine was broken, I will be paralyzed in my next life."

Little Tang Wei looked at me and said, "You don't have to pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic, I have already been attracted to you."

I thought: What a flippant thing to say.

I said to Xiao Miao: "If I can't escape, then take Little Tang Wei with you."

As Xiao Miao dragged me forward, she complained, "Don't drop to the ground, it's too heavy."

I said bitterly, "Do you think I want to fall? I'm paralyzed and can't use my legs. Is this self-respect okay? "

Xiao Miao and Little Tang Wei turned their heads in unison as they looked at me strangely.

I said a little angrily, "What are you guys looking at? Is there a flower on my face? "

Little Tang Wei said, "There's no flower on your face."

Xiao Miao said, "Your soul doesn't have any self-respect."

It was a sentence that reminded me of my dream. I finally felt enlightened. The soul did not have a weight, nor did it have its spine broken. At that moment, I suddenly felt that my legs could move, and that I wouldn't fall when I walked.

Seeing that I had recovered, Xiao Miao said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "The symptoms you had just now, were all imagined? Isn't your imagination too strong? "

I said, "No matter how powerful I am, can my dreams of becoming a Golden Man be even more powerful?"

By the time we got to this point, we were already out of the dust. Then I saw that someone was waiting for us at the end of the dust. A Golden Man that was more than three meters tall.

The Golden Man had a kind face and was clearly a Buddha statue. He stared at us.

Little Tang Wei asked me: "Tell me, is this Buddha statue real?"

And I said, "It should be... It's true. I suggest we run. "

Unfortunately, the Buddha statue didn't give us the chance, so he walked over with big strides.

A 3 meter tall man wants to chase you, he doesn't need to run too much, because his legs are too long, each step he takes spans a few meters. The moment the three of us turn around, we were caught.

Golden Man kicked the three of us down, then used his foot to step on our backs.

I struggled a little and gave up. This fellow is not as simple as he is huge. He is made of stone and weighs several thousand jin. If I were to be suppressed by him, it would be impossible for me to climb out.

I sighed and obediently lay on the ground. At this moment, I suddenly heard a burst of sobs coming from the side. I turned my head to look and found that Little Tang Wei was crying on the ground.

I asked her in surprise, "What are you crying for?"

Little Tang Wei raised her head and looked at me with a face full of tears: "I'm sorry, I was the one who harmed you. Actually, you don't need to save me. I am a bad guy anyway, it's good for everyone if I die. "

I felt sorry for her when she said that, so I said emotionally, "It seems that Li Fengzhen was right. Even if it's a sin, it will still slowly give birth to good thoughts. Don't you have it now? "

Little Tang Wei wiped her tears and asked me: "You mean, I have good intentions now?"

I nodded.

Little Tang Wei asked in surprise: "Then I have become kindhearted, do you want to arrange a meeting with me? I know there's a hotel in Cypress City, a couple's suite. It's very cheap. "

I helplessly said, "For the sake of playing Immortal Jump, how many tricks would you use?"

After saying all that, I felt Golden Man's legs loosen slightly. My heart skipped a beat and I struggled to get up from the ground. But soon, a rope was tied around my body. After a few seconds, I was tied up.

I looked at Xiao Miao, who was at the side. He was also tied up tightly, and then I looked at Little Tang Wei.

Little Tang Wei gave me a flirtatious glance and displayed the ropes on her body. "Hu Chujiu, what do you think about my turtle shell?"

I pretended to be deep as I replied, "Yes, it's quite good."

Xiao Miao curiously asked me: "What is turtle shell binding? Is it a cicada that got out of its shell or something? "

I whispered, "How the fuck would I know? "Probably."

The three of us were escorted to the main street. When I looked back, the mutton restaurant was already completely destroyed. The villagers and the boss were standing together with their heads and faces covered in dust. The only thing that gave off an awe-inspiring aura without a speck of dust was the deity statue.

The boss scratched his head, causing soil to fall off. He turned around, respectfully pointed at the deity statue, then loudly announced to the villagers: "This one is the true god of our world. He, the old man, decided day and night to end life and death. "Our every word and gesture, the rich and the poor, and our shame and disgrace, all depend on the thoughts of the old man."

The villagers all knelt down and kowtowed.

"As for me …" The boss patted his chest and loudly said, "And I, am the representative chosen by him. As his incarnation in this world, he will rule over you all to convey his will. You have to listen to me, you have to obey my orders, you have to respect me, that's the same as respecting the old man. If you submit to me, the old man will give you a reward. "

The villagers kowtowed again.

I said, "Boss, you're starting to play the God of Right? Is he going to be the emperor? "

Seeing the villagers being so tactful, the boss nodded his head in satisfaction without any objections. Then he pointed to me, Little Tang Wei, and Xiao Miao: "These two foreigners want to harm us. I'll cut them off now and distribute them to my fellow villagers. "

At this time, two villagers dug up the old farmer. The old farmer had been hit quite hard by the broken bricks and tiles, but fortunately, his soul was still alive. The villagers brought the old farmer to our side and tied him up.

The boss glanced at the old farmer and said lightly, "Hmm, there are three now. We have to split quite a bit of meat today. "

Some villagers started to jeer, "Why don't we vote for someone else? With four people, we'll eat even more. "

The villagers all looked at that person with unfriendly gazes. The villager shrank back in fear and did not say another word.

Even Great Evildoers would be afraid to vote. Who knew whether or not they would vote for him? So unless it was absolutely necessary, they would not do this unless they were so hungry that their souls almost left their bodies.

Seeing that no one said anything, the boss picked up his blade and walked towards Little Tang Wei. It could be seen that he was someone with his principles. Time and time again, he would first take down the Little Tang Wei.

Xiao Miao curiously asked the boss: "What about me? What are you going to do with me? "

There were also villagers who looked at Xiao Miao with eager eyes, obviously hoping to cut Xiao Miao in half.

The boss glanced at Xiao Miao and said hatefully, "As for you, you should stay in the shop from now on. Don't come out again."

The villagers all sighed in disappointment and then started to whisper in each other's ears. I heard someone say: "Xiao Miao is the boss's trusted aide, she is not to be offended."

When the boss was about to make his move, I couldn't help but say, "Let's start with me."

The boss was kind. "Alright, then I'll start with you."

He gestured for me to cut my ear, and I said, "Can you cut my finger?"

The boss shrugged his shoulders. "There isn't much meat on his fingers. I guess the person who gets the piece of meat won't be too happy about it."

As he spoke, the blade in his hand cut lightly. I tried to shrink my hand. Although he was tied up by a rope, he could still retract his hands.

The boss's knife grazed my finger, but it was cut, not cut.

The boss frowned. "Little brother, if you want to be a hero in front of a woman, then don't be a coward at critical moments."

I chuckled dryly. "Yes, yes, yes, I'm a little nervous." Before I die, can I pay my respects to Buddha? "

The boss laughed, "Do you want to go to heaven after your soul has dispersed? "Go, I hope the Buddha will agree."

I walked over to the Buddha and slowly crouched down. The Buddha looked at me coldly. He was definitely awake now.

I put my hands together and whispered, "Paper horses used to teach me. Apply the blood of the fingertip to the heart of the paper man. That way, the paper man can be manipulated. You are the projection of the Golden Man in his dreams. I wonder if I can control you by smearing your blood on your chest? "

I know this conjecture is a bit far-fetched, but at this point, I could only give it a shot. I don't know what happens after the blood is smeared, but any change is better than it is now, right?

I jumped up and pressed my finger to the Buddha's heart.

At that moment, the boss suddenly guessed what I was going to do. He bellowed angrily and rushed towards me while swearing.

A buzzing sound entered my ears and my entire body started trembling uncontrollably. I was nervous and excited, and I knew that something had changed around me, though I didn't know what it was.

I wish that I could control the Buddha statue. In that case, I would be the ruler of this place.