C138 opportunity for reincarnation

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Mr. Zhao was a very bored person. Every day, they would have to face life and death, but they would have the mood to sell their eggs at the side of the road, earning tens of dollars.

However, after I sat by the side of the road for a while, I realised that there was really nothing to do.

Supermarkets are our source of goods, and the urban men and women on the streets are our customers. There was no need for either of us to shout, just sitting on the side of the road was a sign for all of us.

By the time it got dark, Mr. Zhao had already earned close to a thousand dollars. I was so envious that I asked him to share some of it with me, but he wouldn't. I said I'd help sell the eggs, at least for a salary.

Mr. Zhao said, "Don't you owe me money? Just take it from the inside. "

It sounds fair, but I'm a little upset because I don't intend to pay back the money I owe.

After dark, Xia Xin finally came. She tiredly sat beside us and asked, "What have you been doing all day and night?"

Mr. Zhao said, "Make money."

I asked Xia Xin, "Have you finished dealing with the corpse?"

Xia Xin nodded, "It's done. It had been taken care of long ago. The deceased was quite poor and had never eaten anything good. I borrowed her body to eat it once, and she was so grateful to me that I only managed to get away now. "

The three of us sat by the side of the road and chatted, and I noticed that after Xia Xin joined in, our business had clearly deteriorated.

Mr. Zhao wanted to play Xia Xin as a village girl, but Xia Xin didn't agree.

The street lights lit up, and the pedestrians gradually thinned out. I was so sleepy that my head was spinning, while the Mr. Zhao was still shouting out to the empty streets, "Stupid egg …"

I said to him, "Second uncle, when are we going to take molt?"

The Mr. Zhao said, "There's no rush, we'll go after we sell these eggs."

I almost fainted. "How much can these eggs sell for? Can we get down to business first?"

Mr. Zhao said, "This egg won't sell for much, just ten billion."

I didn't even bother to talk to him.

Mr. Zhao picked up the egg, and as if he was admiring a work of art, he started to look at it over and over again.

At this time, a man and a woman walked over from the street. Both of them were dressed very stylishly.

The woman said, "Some are selling eggs."

The man was playing with his cellphone. He answered with a grunt and prepared to leave without raising his head.

The lady asked the Mr. Zhao, "Are the eggs delicious?"

Mr. Zhao said, "It's delicious, I can make chicken after eating it."

I snickered. "I've never seen anyone talk like this before. Isn't he just looking for a beating?"

He didn't expect the woman to ask him with such interest instead of getting angry. "Really?"

Mr. Zhao said, "Of course it's true. A total of ten eggs, five for each of you, and two for each of you. "

The woman asked again, "Then how much is your egg?"

Mr. Zhao said, "One billion."

As I listened to this crazy conversation, I was completely stupefied.

The man finally looked up and said to the woman, "I don't want to make a chicken. If you want to make one, eat it."

The woman suddenly cried. She held onto the man's arm and said, "Didn't we already say that? If we are to live together for all eternity, we will never leave each other. Why are you unwilling to accompany me in making chickens? "

The man said, "I just don't like it."

Mr. Zhao laughed: "Brother, I will tell you the truth, don't you like it. You had the chance to become a chicken, that's because you were lucky enough to meet me. Otherwise, if you were to leave today, I can guarantee that you wouldn't even be able to become a chicken. "

The man's expression was ugly, but he did not say anything, as if he agreed with Mr. Zhao's words.

The lady took out a few notes and threw it into Mr. Zhao's arms: "10 billion, Master, you take it well."

Then she picked up the basket and dragged the man away.

I took the money from Mr. Zhao's hands and looked at it carefully. There was the Paradise Bank printed on it.

I frowned. "Are they ghosts?"

The Mr. Zhao replied, "When I was alive, I must have done something wicked. After I die, I can't reincarnate. Now I'm giving them a chance to make a chicken.

Puzzled, I asked Mr. Zhao, "Is that egg of yours really useful?"

Mr. Zhao laughed and said, "What I am selling is the chance to make a chicken. Whether they can make it or not is up to them. Eggs are just the primer. The most important thing is still your merits. "

I returned the paper money to him. "I really don't know what a living person like you wants paper money for."

Mr. Zhao laughed and said: "If I die, I can use it."

Mr. Zhao has sold out all of his eggs, we can finally leave to steal his eggs.

The walls of the police station were high, but we were all three of us, and though we had to go through a lot of trouble, we managed to climb them.

I felt funny riding on the wall, and I didn't think I'd ever come here to steal something. I'm really sorry about the three good student awards pasted on the wall.

Mr. Zhao and Xia Xin immediately jumped down. I didn't dare to be negligent and slipped down the wall.

We went out into the hall and looked in through the window. I saw several policemen sitting in the hall, whispering to each other. I listened. They were talking about the cripple.

From their tone, it seemed like they knew the general identity of the cripple. However, they didn't know who it was and could only guess.

I was listening hard when I saw someone coming out of the office. This person was dressed in casual clothes and had a dignified expression on his face. It was indeed the Director Li that I met earlier in the day.

Commissioner Li had a paper bag under his arm and handed it over to a policeman. "Throw this away. Don't bring anything back in the future. This is the police station, not a garbage station."

The policeman nodded in agreement.

I thought: Director Li left work late enough. Let's wait a bit longer and steal something after he leaves.

Commissioner Li walked around the police station, giving orders and instructions before packing up his things and leaving.

I gave a look to Mr. Zhao and Xia Xin, and we went around to Chief Li's office, used a knife to pry open the window, and climbed in.

I reached for the corner of the wall as if I was familiar with the route, but all I found was empty space. There's nothing at the corner. Our molt is gone.

Mr. Zhao said, "Did you remember wrongly? Did you find the wrong room? "

I shook my head. "This is the office. Did someone take it away? "

Xia Xin said, "It looks like I can't be too strict with the law. According to my thinking, I should have just called them in during the day and taken the items away. Otherwise, it would have been too much trouble."

As the three of us were worrying, a pungent smell of smoke came from outside. Then, from outside, we heard a curse, "Do you have to burn it? It was fine to throw the trash can. If you want to burn it, you're not f * cking burning it. Can you go to the courtyard? "

I opened the door a crack, looked out, and collapsed on the floor.

Mr. Zhao helped me up. "What's wrong?"

I pointed outside and said, "I know where the molt is now."

Mr. Zhao looked outside and also sat on the ground.

Xia Xin looked at the two of us, puzzled. "What now?"

She also looked at it and suddenly started laughing. There was a hint of schadenfreude in her laughter. She patted my shoulder and said, "Ninth day. As someone who has experienced this before, I will impart my experience to you. After you make a live corpse, you can't eat hot food, but you can rinse your body with hot water and go up to sixty or seventy degrees. As long as the temperature of the meal is lower than your body temperature, then it's not considered hot food. As for meat and meat, they couldn't be eaten, but they could still be smelled, so of course, they couldn't take too long … I know there's a Three Buddha Temple, where the chicken and duck are pretty good, both plain and can make you feel fleshy. "

I bitterly smiled and said, "Thank you."

I looked back at the police lobby with a pained expression. They are tormenting our molt.

Actually, with just a bit of detail, we could already recognize that the paper package that Commissioner Li handed to the police was actually our molt.

Now that the police have torn our molt into pieces, more than half of them have turned to ashes.

I asked the Mr. Zhao: "Do we still have a way?"

Mr. Zhao leaned on the door and said, "Eldest Nephew, actually, you have to look at the positive side of things. There is nothing bad about being a living corpse, it will not get sick, and it will not get cold and it will not get hungry … …"

The moment I heard those words, I knew that the Mr. Zhao had no other way.

When a person was angry, they would often do impulsive things, such as hitting someone.

When people were in despair, they were too lazy to do anything.

We're desperate right now, so we don't even have the heart to beat up these cops. In fact, these policemen didn't do anything wrong. It was just a coincidence that they made things difficult for us.

Mr. Zhao and I walked dejectedly onto the street. Suddenly, someone patted my shoulder from behind. When I turned around to look, I was startled.

I took a step back and pulled the dagger out, realizing it was a paper man. Not only my paper man, but also the Mr. Zhao's.

Between the two paper men stood an old man. It was Grandpa Gu.

He old man had a look of despise for us: "I really can't let others relax working together with the three of you, even my own molt can't stand it? Fortunately, I got out early and helped you change your contract, otherwise, you would have been dead for sure. Sigh, as long as you don't trouble me so much that I won't be able to return from this trip to the Hu Village, then it's good. "

Mr. Zhao and I were both surprised and happy, thanking each other profusely.

While we were fusing with the molt, Grandpa Gu urged us, "I don't have much time, let's quickly go to the Hu Village. I've already found the car for you. "

I looked in the direction of his finger and saw that it was the van we had rented,

I feel like Grandpa Gu has been secretly observing us. Otherwise, he wouldn't have known our whereabouts like the back of his hand, to the point where he would have even known about the car we were driving.

I told Grandpa Gu, "I promised Ma Ke and Teacher Zhou that I would help them recover their souls."

Grandpa Gu waved his hand. "I've already done it for you."

It seems like Grandpa Gu was really anxious, after half an hour, I had already started driving the van towards Hu Village.

While we were in the car, I heard from the radio that Dr. Wang of the City Second Hospital had great medical skills, waking up some students who had been unconscious for a long time. The longest of them had been unconscious for half a year …

I was too sleepy to drive until after midnight, so I pulled over to the side of the road and took a nap. He planned to wait until dawn before leaving.

After an unknown amount of time, a loud sound was suddenly heard from nearby, scaring me to the point where I shivered.

Then, I heard Mr. Zhao say, "Enough, it looks like they won't have the chance to make chicken."

I looked over my shoulder and saw that a large truck had turned over. There was an advertisement for an incubator printed on the truck, and egg yolk and egg whites flowed out like a small river …