In the seventh year of his marriage with Lin Lang, the young master Xue Shao evolved from a "little silly white sweet" to a "big silly white sweet" at the speed of light.

The specific behaviors are as follows:

drinking water should be sticky.

Stick to the cooking.

Stick to yoga.

Even if Lin Lang goes to the toilet, this guy may squat and brush his cell phone not far from the door.

Especially in the recent period, the young master's stickiness index has risen sharply.

Why?

Because they've been married for seven years!

The young master didn't care, but one of his subordinates, who happened to be seven years old, got divorced from his wife. After checking, he found out that, boy, he was cheating. His company can't tolerate such unfaithful men, so he swished and threw people out. What was the result of the incident? Scum man had no high paying job, so he made up with his original wife.

Later, his wife asked to come to the company and let the boss give a chance to reform.

The young master sipped his mouth and didn't say anything. He let him go through the interview process directly. As a result, he was brushed off by HR. His personal ability has not improved much in recent years. He is still eating his old money and can not satisfy the company which is booming.

The interview didn't make much waves for him. What frightened the young master was the divorce.

He is very, very, very hopeful that the state can introduce a policy of never divorcing.

He doesn't have a queen mother. He'll die, TVT.

What is the seven-year itch and the ten-year pain.

What kind of love becomes family love and loses sexual attraction.

He swiped his mobile phone and found a lot of news about the broken relationship between husband and wife. He almost died in situ.

However, his wife, who is very confident, never puts such things at ease. Instead, he seems to be like a woman in the deep palace. When she is finished, she hugs people and asks hard, whether she likes me or not, whether you love me or not. Yeah? Why don't you talk? Sleepy? How can you be sleepy?!

This day is also the same, she patted his head, and then a quilt, sleep in peace, did not know that she crushed a man's self-esteem.

The young master bit the quilt and cried.

How can she do this? He's going to cry!

Xue Shao lowered her face, and Mao Zha's head went to her chest, which made people find that she was awakened. She was very angry and helpless to look at her, "my young master, what do you want?"

"You're not allowed to sleep. Keep looking at me!"

The young master hummed.

In front of her, his childishness continued unabated.

"OK, OK. I'm afraid of you."

The young master held her waist and fell asleep first.

In the haze, someone poked him in the face.

The young master turned over unhappily.

So the butt was stabbed.

He opened his eyes angrily. "What are you doing?"

Yeah?

What's that noise? Boozy?!

He woke up at once and got up all the time. As a result, his short leg tripped over the quilt and fell into the pillow.

My wife is very heartless.

Xue Shao is shocked to find that his body has shrunk!!!

He became a three-year-old baby!!!

He wants to die!!!

He turned his head in horror, and Lin Lang spread out his hand at him. "I am not a abnormal scientist, or I wake up early in the morning and find that you have shrunk successfully. I also studied your baby's sleeping posture for a long time." She tut a sound, "you get up angry originally is hereditary, since childhood so smelly, poke your buttocks, all wish pout up to bump me to fly."

Xue Shao:

Now what is the focus of the baby sleeping position, the focus is how to change him back ah!

Lin Lang comforted him, "don't worry. I've told the company that if you are sick and ask for leave, let the vice president take the top. Enjoy your childhood before you change back. "

Childhood?

Xue Shao tried to recall what he had done in his childhood. Oh, when he was the king of children, he drove people everywhere.

"Well, it's useless for you to get rid of your head." Lin Lang was angry and funny. He grabbed his little hand and said, "are you hungry? Shall we have dinner

The baby looked at her rather seriously.

"No reduplication!"

Lin Lang said, "OK."

She stood up and opened her arms to him

Young master is very arrogant, ignore her, his buttocks a pout, Hua, slide down from the sheet, and then play up.

Creak.

Face down.

He stood up strong.

Yeah.

Face down again.

The young master really hates this cute baby's body!!!

Eating breakfast, the young master once again deeply felt his wife's malice.The other side filled the warm milk with the milk bottle, the smile was breathtaking.

Her white face was so angry that she refused to open her mouth.

The young master has his own backbone. He would rather starve to death than drink. He went all the way to the snack cupboard. His little head went in and took out a bag of bread.

He took a bite, overestimated the delicate throat tube, and got stuck on the way, coughing constantly.

Finally, the young master humiliated and accepted the bottle relief.

She's really bad, QAQ!

The next period of time, Xue Shao can not go out, stay at home, holding a small window to see when people come back.

It's so pathetic.

Lin Lang discussed with him, or you go to the kindergarten, play with the children, and I'll pick you up in the evening?

The young master was so angry that he cried on the spot.

By the way! What! What! Give Way! He! Go! Young! Son! Garden!

This cry is out of control, Lin Lang will hold people in his arms, enough to coax the villain for a long time.

Relying on her own skills of deceiving the dead, she successfully coaxed people into the kindergarten class.

The first day, the young master beat the small class.

The next day, the young master beat the middle class.

The third day, the young master beat the big class.

In three days, the young master successfully ruled Chunmiao kindergarten.

When Lin Lang came to pick up people, a group of small radish dice followed the young master's buttocks, standing awkwardly, but also trying to straighten themselves.

She just wanted to laugh.

Lin Lang squatted down and picked up the little man.

The young master twisted his buttocks. He waved back and said with a special air, "goodbye. I'll see you tomorrow."

The heads of the little turnips also returned childishly, "boss, goodbye."

Lin Lang:

The young master of her family is so capitalist. Does it start with dolls.

Xue Shao dominated Chunmiao kindergarten for half a year. One day, when he saw Lin Lang come to pick him up, there was a man beside him.

This man is to the company, has always been very fond of Lin Lang, the young master especially dislikes him like a dog's skin plaster, driving people away.

Dare to dig his corner, point face OK!

The young master ran over in a rage.

Yeah.

The little short leg tripped over again.

And in his sight, there is a bicycle crashing in the direction of Linlang.

"Be careful!"

As soon as his scream came out, the man, who was very gentlemanly, pulled the line apart and got a little bruise on himself.

"It's OK."

The man smiles gently.

Xue Shao was jealous of red eyes, but, but he became smaller, arms no longer have strength, no way to protect her!

He's a junk snack!

Damn it!

The young master clasped his fist, his eyes scarlet, and pounded the ground hard, and again and again.

His strange appearance scared the teacher next to him and helped him up quickly, "Xiao Shao, Xiao Shao, what's the matter with you? Are you all right? "

Xue Shao ran out regardless.

"Asho Ashow! Little Xuezi

The woman slipped his collar from behind.

The little guy fluttered his short legs in the air, crying slightly, "you go! Since you don't want me, leave me alone! Oh, you bad woman! wish to change one 's work the moment one sees sth. different! The nature of water is very beautiful

On this day, the young master shed tears on Chunmiao kindergarten, and the majestic little bully became a little poor child.

After returning home, the man was also sick, not biting the bottle, refused to embrace everything.

Every time Lin Lang wants to talk, he pouts his buttocks to people.

The three-year-old boy abandoned himself.

The next day, in Chunmiao kindergarten, a group of big class bear children came.

"Villain, your mother is going to run with uncle, just a little bit!"

Xue Shao eyes cold, "she is not my mother, also can't run with others!"

"Wow, you are a wild animal. No one wants it, no one wants it!"

The young master sneered.

When the kindergarten director arrived, there was a pile of them lying on all sides in the sand. The young master buried himself in the sand pit, crying bitterly than anyone else.

However, when you take a look at the person --

hey, the small face is clean, and there are only some simple bruises on the body. Compared with other people's black and swollen face, they are so light that they can't be lighter.

But the young master cried and howled, as if he had a terminal illness, and scared the parents who wanted to blame to death.

Lin Lang was called to the kindergarten by a phone call.

"What's the matter? Why are you fighting again

The young master stopped crying. His face was exquisite and beautiful, but his eyes were dyed black. He looked at her directly, which reminded Lin Lang of the day when he returned home. It was cold and creepy.

"Are you going to find dad for me?"The beautiful child asked expressionless, biting the address of "Dad".

"Do you want to know the answer? I'll tell you when I get home

The young master did it.

His parents always feel cold when they walk around.

One big and one small returned to the villa.

The young master walked slowly and didn't wrestle again.

There was a beautifully packaged gift box on the living room table. Lin Lang took out a small crown and put it on him. "The cake will be eaten in the evening. Would you like to accept the gift first? Open it and have a look. "

He drew the ribbon hesitantly.

Inside was a little doll, a little queen in a red dress with a crown.

All the thorns, all the estrangement, all the suspicion, melt in the moment.

He cried so badly that he threw himself into Lin Lang's arms.

"Sorry! I'm wrong

The young master raised his porcelain white face and sobbed, "will you wait for me to grow up? When I am twenty-two years old, I will marry you immediately

Lin Lang insisted on teasing him, "but you are 22 years old, but I am 47 years old. You are surrounded by a group of beautiful young girls. Don't you feel excited?"

"I don't! I want you! Old, fat, ugly... " He shook his head again. "You are the best!"

"OK --"

she rubbed his head.

"Then I'll wait for you to marry me."

In the morning, the light fell on the window, and the man turned over. His back was cold and beautiful.

He opened his sleepy eyes.

Yeah?

Xue Shao looked at his adult man's wrist and was so excited that he almost cried.

He immediately hugged Lin Lang and burst into tears.

"It was a nightmare! It's really not easy, young master

Lin Lang turned her head and gave him a strange smile.

He had a sudden bad feeling.

Wait for the young master to go to the living room --

boy, his ugly picture of three years old is hanging on all sides of the wall!

It's not a dream at all!

He let out a cry of grief and indignation.

It's too cute for him to touch his head on tiptoe

Xue Shao:

After all, she just wanted to bully him.

"How can you be so mean? I'm going to be angry." He asked Qu Ba Ba Ba, but he still squatted down to let her feel more smoothly. "I just had to start the kindergarten to block the man's way to work --"

Lin Lang: " And then? "

Xue Shao: "then let my little brothers embrace people's legs and call for Dad."

Lin Lang said What a loss. "

Xue Shao: "hum, you don't want me. Anyway, I'm bad for you."

Lin Lang smiles and looks at him in parallel.

"And I want you?"

"I'll be a good man all my life, and I'll show you."

As long as you are in -

my world is the sweetest fairy tale.