Olympus is a Cloud City, belonging to the gods of heaven and earth. It is tall and towering, winding thousands of cities, surrounded by the glow, string music, so that countless believers in the world are fascinated.

In order to make the valley more tranquil, people would like to take a bath in the valley.

Although the valley is not big, it is very lush. From time to time, a few milk white fawns who are sleepy bump into their feet. They are not afraid of life, only open a pair of dazed and clear deer eyes, and then the short fluffy horns rub human legs, as if to say intimate words to them.

Never decaying vegetation, lively and sensitive animals, this is the place where gods live, which is confirmed by people in the pilgrimage over and over again.

On this day, the believers, who had been waiting for a long time, heard the ethereal music coming from the clouds and looked very excited.

"God! It's God

"Oh, what a wonderful music

People are enthusiastic about praise, and can't wait to express their wishes, hoping to get God's response.

"God, please wash my heart!"

"God, let the darkness go from here on!"

At first, it was a very normal painting style, and then it developed into -

"God, please bless my wife to be gentle, at least don't beat your ass when you beat people!"

"God, please help my brother get married soon."

"God..."

"Achiao --"

God sneezed.

"Mother God, what's the matter with you?"

The little boy in his arms poked out his head. His soft silver hair was carefully braided. The tip of his hair just dropped to his shoulder, and a little wave curled up. He was looking up at his face. His slender neck was like a crisp bud, as if he could break the child without paying attention.

Her face is pink and tender, her body is short, and she is five or six years old. She is delicate and small.

It is just this fragile and deceptive appearance that the eleven main gods of Olympus have been deceived and suffered a lot.

To say that the only God the little devil has not played tricks on is only his own Mother God.

his mother God is one of the Twelve Gods, Aphrodite, born in the bubble of Yu Haiyang, has the most beautiful appearance and the most graceful posture, in charge of the love and marriage of gods and human beings.

The little god of love looked curiously at the mother's face.

Every time I go to the valley of gods to play the piano, the Mother God always shows an indescribable melancholy expression.

Can Lin Lang not be melancholy?

Who told her to lose this bet to the emperor of Europe late, bad luck, actually draw a perfect embodiment of Greek mythology!

Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, is beautiful all over her body. Every hair reveals the "matchless" aura.

In order to play the hostess well, Lin Lang forced herself to be a fairy who only drank dew and clouds. She went down to the earth every day to be a matchmaker, and she also had to do a good job in the mass base. Every time Lin Lang goes out, from the body to the mind, every cell and pore exudes the breath of resistance - who is the versatile God of love? Every now and then she had to play a piano, play a flute, and dance a few small dances!

What's worse, there are always goddesses who don't accept the name of the God of love and beauty. When they see her, they have to make hundreds of strokes from head to toe. It's not even Fair for them to spend three days and two nights!

Especially Hera and Athena.

Since the golden apple incident, the two power goddesses have had an opinion on her boss, and they always want to get her involved.

Lin Lang, she wants to die.

Of course, if that's all, Lin Lang thinks that for her little sister, she can still be a little mung bean.

But the world is so fucked!

None of the deities around her is normal - either on the way to be a stallion or on the way to store grain as a stallion.

Day after day, the waves can't bear to look directly.

I'm sorry that you don't socialize with a few gods.

Her brother is the minister under her skirt, and Zeus, the father of the gods, once showed his love to her under the stars.

Her integrity is at stake.

"Ai --"

Lin Lang sighed again.

She miss her sister, a group of men have what fun.

It's a pity that God's life is long, and she doesn't have enough points to spend freely. Otherwise, Lin Lang would have been out of the story of the damned gods.

Why did the Mother God sigh again?

Is it because the desire of believers is too much for the Mother God to worry about?

"Mother God, don't worry. My new weapon has been made. From now on, Eros will perform the duty of human love and marriage for you."

The little guy thinks that the Mother God is really too kind. Every time he matches those lovers, he always hesitates and considers various factors.Well, he doesn't.

Love is crazy and blind, isn't it?

Of course, the little god of love will never admit his impetuous little devil's mind in front of his tender and kind mother God! It's not fun at all!

"Eros, how many times have you said that, don't always bury your head in the breast of the Mother God."

The other side raised a snow shell like flawless arm, pinched the thin back neck skin, skillfully lifted the little guy away.

I saw the boy's small body sliding down the woman's long silk skirt.

"Pa!"

The little buttocks smashed a fluffy cloud.

Innocent cloud cried, it is not easy to save into a group of sweet cotton candy said!

This little villain!

"Oh, my butt! It hurts so much to be hit by the cloud! "

The little god of love poured out.

The cloud said:

Bah, shameless!

The little god of love covered his face and cried falsely. Why didn't he respond?

The little guy opens his little finger, shows a slit in his eyes, and sneaks to spy on the Mother God's reaction.

Well, his mother God didn't give him any eyes. She picked her fingers and played the golden harp as if time was still.

It's so cold!

The little guy complained in his heart. He still stopped sobbing and listened to the Mother God's performance quietly.

Low tone, like crying.

I don't know when, the little guy quietly sneaked in and climbed onto her knee.

Grab her hair and play.

The daily melancholy Mother God still ignored him.

Little Cupid's eyes turned.

"Deng --"

"Pa Pa Pa --"

"Da Da Da --"

the small claws of sin were pressed at random.

"Eros, what are you doing?" The beautiful God sank his face, "is that what Mother God taught you? Are you free to interrupt while others are playing? "

The little god of love didn't think so, and said cunningly, with a small pink face, "but this kind of coarse and dumb music is not good at all!"

Lin Lang would like to say, you little child knows a fart, my mother plays so rudely, is to specially vent!

Touching the clear silver eyes of the little boy, Lin Lang touched the few conscience left in his chest, and then thought of her true and good beauty who did not eat the fireworks between people. She said slowly with a soft smile, "you are still young, naturally you can't understand the taste of this. When you grow up and have a girl you like, you will know how to appreciate it

The little god of love blinked and blinked. His long eyelashes were like the wings of a butterfly. They were fluffy and soft.

Innocent on the surface, full of bad water in the back.

A girl you like?

Oh, no way.

Those delicate and weak girls who love to cry It's not fun to bully others.

In order to cope with the Mother God's "keen eyes", the playful little Cupid pretended to be serious and nodded, just like a chicken pecking rice.

In terms of pretending to be good-looking, the little god of love was called a self-taught teacher in front of Lin Lang, which made countless goddesses in Olympus heartache. How could this beautiful little angel not smile at them? They were much more gentle and friendly than his cold and severe mother, at least they could not speak hard to Eros's delicate little face like a flower.

Lin Lang is not used to children. If Eros is in trouble, she will not give up.

Strangely, the little god of love is more and more attached to her.

The silver haired boy lay on her arm. "When will Eros grow up?"

Lin Lang Wu voice, deliberately teased him, "why, my little god of love so looking forward to growing up? The Mother God remembers that a few days ago, there was a man who said that he would always be a little one, and only if the Mother God could hold it up. "

The little god of love pouted out a berry like red mouth and was extremely aggrieved, "but Apollo, that damned big guy, ridiculed Eros for being a child. Let Eros not always run around with bows and arrows!"

Lin Lang comforted him, "he just cares more. You are my little god of love, and you are not an ordinary human child. How can we compare them? Besides, your archery skill was taught by the Mother God herself. Is it worse than his

Just a few words let the little guy's mood brighten up again, his small face rendering a red color, eyes full of admiration.

With one hand on his cheek, the little god of love asked, "Mother God, what would Eros look like when he grows up? Is it tall, with long hair - "the little guy pointed to his lower body without shame and spoke excitedly," and here are the big ones, stronger than all the gods! "

“……”

Lin Lang was helpless to caress her forehead.

In this special age of gods, sex / love and desire are open.Even as a child in a state of mind, Eros knows what he should know and what he should not.

"Probably."

Lin Lang can only show his mother's loving smile to him.

Eros was happy and asked her again and again, "when can I really grow up?"

This problem is beyond the scope.

When Lin Lang came through, she was an adult Aphrodite, and the spirits around her were basically in the same state.

Olympus had few exceptions when she was so small - it should be said that in her observation, Cupid was the only exception.

According to the general development, the growth period of gods is actually very short. Some gods just blink their eyes when they are young.

So Lin Lang didn't know how to deal with it.

But as an omniscient and omnipotent old mother, can she show her timidity in front of children?

Nature can't.

Lin Lang can only take out his own set of fooling people, gentle to extremely fiddle with the little angel's silver braid.

"When the time comes, your body will be awakened by a wonderful feeling. It will tell you clearly what you want. "

The little god of love shook his head and bit his little finger

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand." Just follow the water of your heart

Anyway, she was fooling.

Eros took the Mother God's arm, shook and shook, as if to his delight, and rubbed her wrist several times with his little face.

He nodded heavily. "Well, Eros listens to the Mother God!"

Little god of love good up, really not many people can resist his little angel aura.

Lin Lang seldom let go of his mouth and was ready to take him to the world for a visit.

The little god of love was so excited that he lost his voice. "Do you really want to play with Eros?"

Lin Lang pinched his sharp, thin and crisp ears. "It's said that playing is a reward, and there are conditions. Didn't you say that you wanted to share the worries of Mother God and perform the duties of Mother God? If you are good at doing things, Mother God will promise you

The little boy clapped the jewel on his chest. "Mother God, don't worry. Eros will work hard."

After a few days, Lin Lang ordered the goddess of time sequence to guard the palace, and she took the little goddess of love across the sea of clouds and arrived at the world.

The landing place is a wide and beautiful valley, close to a small city-state, occasionally see the figure of a few herb gatherers, not far away is the stockade pasture, far away can hear the lively laughter of children, like the crisp golden bell.

Lin Lang took erlos's hand and gave him the rules of science popularization while walking.

Unfortunately, the master is an ADHD patient, and he can't spare a moment or a half. He usually walks, and the little guy pouts his buttocks to catch the butterfly in front of him. Then he runs back with sweat on his head and gives her treasure with the palm of his hand. "Mother God, look, this is a golden butterfly! It's as beautiful as your blonde hair

Aphrodite was a beautiful blonde, and Eros loved his wife and his dog. He would show her what was the same color as her hair and eyes.

When you touch the edge of a butterfly's wings with your fingertips, you can see the golden powder surging.

The butterfly fluttered around her wrist.

Erlos patted his little hands red. "Beautiful butterfly! Mother God looks better

Lin Lang teased the little butterfly for a while, then let it go.

"Well, if you have enough rest, let's go on, OK?"

The little god of love is naturally from her.

He trotted all the way, smiling sweetly into the arms of the great God of love.

Lin Lang can only hold him up.

Passing by a stream, the little guy made a noise again, and then carefully picked up the Mother God's snow-white skirt to prevent the stream from getting wet.

Although such a small matter can be solved by magic, Lin Lang still affirms the little god of love's intention, and smiles at him with no parsimony.

In this warm time to get along with each other, an untimely sound interposed.

"Moo -"

there was a deep, hoarse animal call, like the voice of a bull.

The playful little Cupid's eyes lit up, and he rushed to him.

Lin Lang barefoot stepped on the slippery pebbles and followed the little god of love.

It is indeed a milky white bull, with bright white fur, small horns like art, and a crescent shaped silver birthmark on its forehead, which is beautiful and noble. This scene is as beautiful as a picture of the countryside - if you ignore the bull's crotch / maiden.

Oh, this fuckin 'mythical world.

The corner of Lin Lang's mouth took a puff and covered the eyes of the little god of love very quickly.

“…… Mother God

The little guy's mouth issued a tone of doubt and rose slightly.Snow White Bull heard the sound, moo a twist head, light brown big eyes revealed a surprise color.

It moved away from the girl's body, a hoof, turned into a handsome, elegant white haired man.

"My beloved Aphrodite, what are you doing here? Did you come to see me

Heard the familiar voice, the little god of love pulled off the Mother God's hand, this time Linlang did not refuse.

"Why are you?"

little love showed a dislike expression. Make complaints about Tun Chi, the romantic and passionate king. "You are tired of flying in the sky. Do you want to change the underground? Your taste is really changeable

Hera, the queen of God, was jealous and often angry with Zeus's little lover, forcing the man to take such a bad strategy and become an animal to make love with the beautiful woman in the world.

Zeus choked by him, coughed a few times, touched his nose, but did not reprimand him.

You should know that Eros is a pure stream in the divine world. Anyone who makes him unhappy will revenge you on the spot.

Last time, he just talked a few words about Aphrodite. The little guy didn't care what he was doing for three hundred years. He raised a group of little bats and focused on him. Zeus happily went to the night to meet the beauty. The beauty did not arrive, but he was half dead by Hera.

Nevertheless, in a series of long pictures of Zeus's lovers, Lin Lang never made the list, which made Zeus frustrated and even more eager for her.

Once, Zeus turned into a little cuckoo, drenched in the rain, pitifully pecked at the window of the palace with the beak of a bird, hoping that the hostess would pity him.

Lin Lang is not fooled by him.

You know, Hera was also caught in his trick. He pitifully looked at the little cuckoo and put it on her chest to keep warm. As a result, her life was cooked, which was a direct tragedy.

At that time, the little god of love was also present, smiling, and letting Lin Lang stand still. He took off the bow and arrow from his waist. With a sweet smile, he fired three arrows in succession. The precise arrow method drove Zeus up and down.

In the end, he had to fly away in the dust.

Since then, the little god of love has been deeply afflicted with birds and animals. When choosing to be a God, he has been unconventional in avoiding popular races such as swans, eagles and peacocks. To the surprise of the gods, he chose the cold-blooded snake people with bad reputation and even cruelty.

The little god of love picked a proud Little Golden Snake because it was closest to the hair color of the Mother God.

When the Golden Snake's divinity combined with the bow and arrow, it became his new weapon, and the God of love would shout for the name of the Golden Snake.

Out of some evil taste, Lin Lang became evil and took the name "arrow".

Well, after all, cheap name is better to feed. She should think about it.

The little guys who didn't understand it all laughed happily.

At this time, Lin Lang glanced at the sleeping girl. She was blue and purple, but her mouth was filled with a smile of satisfaction.

“……”

The love between man and beast is so exciting.

The corners of her mouth moved and she uttered a word My sun. "

The little god of love followed Lin Lang for ten thousand years, and was very familiar with some civilized scolding tone of the Mother God, so he said with a smile, "I am a plant."

As Mother God's number one fan, how can you do without a little vocabulary?! He has studied a lot of civilized swearing very seriously!

Lin Lang: "Eros, did you see that the bark of the tree has fallen off."

Little love God: "Mother God, I saw, even the eggs on its tree are broken, so poor, sobbing!"

He held his little face in his hand and pretended to cry.

Zeus:

Hello, is he shameless?

Fortunately, the God King was used to the big wind and waves. He was very calm and waved his hand at will. The grass gave birth to flexible vines, which covered the sleeping girl, who was naked or naked, like a human cocoon.

After all this, the white haired man came up with a smile in his mouth.

"Aphrodite, you have not said why you are here? Did you not know my trace, deliberately - "

God does not have the so-called integrity of the things, Lin Lang has looked very open, a light look said," I'm sorry, your light has not opened, I don't know this is your territory, I and Eros will leave now, please feel free. "

"Wait --"

Zeus said in a low voice, "Aphrodite, I have something important to tell you. Come with me."

The bottom of Lin Lang's heart rolled a white eye.

This bad old man is very bad.

The most important thing in the romantic King's mouth is to flirt with the goddesses. However, since the other party sent out the invitation in the name of the God King, Lin Lang could not refuse. She nodded perfunctorily and said to her son, "Eros, Mother God's task card has been handed over to you. You can go and carry out the task now."

"You don't want to go with me? This is my first time to do a task

He gazed at Zeus with a fierce eye, and turned his head away from him.Because of his enthusiasm for Linlang, Zeus did not let go.

Eros walked away stiffly, kicking the stones by the road.

The little god of love has decided that he will let his bat killer army come back from Olympus, unite with Hera, and see that he doesn't kill Zeus, the villain who seduces his mother God everywhere!!!

After a period of hypocritical smile and politeness, Lin Lang finally got rid of Zeus' obsessive eyes.

She also decided that she should not go out in the near future.

The king of God is the king of God. Zeus's salty pig's feet are different from ordinary gods - it's too hard to avoid them!

In order not to disgust themselves, Lin Lang eye is not dry for the net, at the same time, the heart is looking forward to the Queen's kindness, riding colorful auspicious clouds to save her from the sea of suffering!

While looking forward to the handsome and heroic posture of her little sister, Lin Lang went to pick up her poor little god of love. She finally came out for a trip. As a result, she was pigeon on the way. The little guy could not be more miserable. Lin Lang thought about the behavior of little things playing rogue in ordinary times, and was ready to face all kinds of "land expropriation compensation".

As a result, this little thing was smiling at her without any resentment?

"Mother God, you are coming

He opened his little arm for her to hold.

Lin Lang knew that he was in a wrong way. He lowered his head around the body of the little god of love and asked casually, "do you look very happy?"

I don't know what I've done to her?

At this point, the little god of love was completely with Lin Lang, and his face was not red and he was out of breath when he was making trouble.

Until the east window incident, you don't know what the boy has done!

Xiaogui Lingjing's concealment is very tight. I don't know. I thought it was an underground spy!

"Yes," said the little Cupid! Eros never knew that it was such a good thing to help others

“…… Is it? "

Lin Lang suspiciously looked at him, wild for thousands of years of the small devil can be corrected?

This is not reliable than the colorful auspicious clouds waiting for you!

"In a word, Eros has completed the task you told me perfectly, and you should love me more!" He said in a nasal voice.

Lin Lang patted his wriggling buttocks, "OK, OK, sit still. If you fall down and land on your face, you won't look good. The Mother God doesn't want you

The little god of love was suddenly nervous and held her neck. The poor little appearance made her laugh.

"You're scared, little fool."

Eros giggled again and played with her golden hair.

However, it turns out that she shouldn't be too early on the devil.

One day, Lin Lang, who lived an elegant retirement life, was lying in a special rocking chair. The warm sunlight made her sleepy. The goddess of order, carrying her heavy skirt, hurried across the hall of Rose Palace, and finally found the hostess in a secluded corner. She was so anxious that she blushed, "God, it's not good. Something's wrong! Please go to the palace of divine mirror and have a look

In Olympus, only the Twelve Gods are entitled to the temple of divine mirror, which is the eyes and ears of gods on earth, and can clearly know what happened in their temples and related countries.

Lin Lang can only end his leisurely lunch break and go to the palace of God mirror.

The goddess of order saw Aphrodite fall into a long silence, uneasiness surged to her heart, she thought the little master was absolutely finished this time, the master would not tolerate him to do such a thing.

"Onomia, bring Eros to the palace of the mirror."

"God, Eros is used to playing after all..."

"Bring him here."

The goddess of order stopped pleading and left quietly.

"Mother God, do you miss me?"

Eros ran into the palace of God mirror. He was no stranger here. Sometimes the Mother God would hold him to play here.

The little guy's cheek was tinged with a layer of red light, sweat on his forehead, and his trouser legs were dirty. It was obvious that he had gone through a "fierce battle". He held a wreath of victory high in his hand. The tender green branches were decorated with roses and lilies. It was self-evident to whom he gave them. This was specially used by the little god of love to please the Mother God.

He tried to jump two small short legs, to let the slender Mother God squat down, so that the wreath can be smoothly put on Lin Lang's head.

Lin Lang pressed his eager little head and asked, "Eros, Mother God asked you something. Do you remember your first mission?"

If a prince falls in love with her, she will fall in love with a little dragon

"So, can you explain your solution?" Lin Lang has a friendly smile.

The goddess of order lowered her head and folded her legs, trying to reduce her sense of being.

Aphrodite does not usually like to get angry, but when she loses her temper, it is absolutely a shaking posture. The whole God is more cruel than the little god of love!

It was mother and son's nature, thought the goddess of order in silence.

"Tell the Mother God that Eros's solution is very simple, that is, shooting out three golden arrows, so that the princess's father, stepmother and half brother all fall in love with her!" He also rightfully added, "in this way, the princess doesn't have to marry out, and her property is her own! How easy it is for the prince not to beat her father, her stepmother and her brotherHe held his little chest with pride.

Ask for praise.

Lin Lang:

Yes, three members of my family fall in love with me.

Why don't you go to heaven with a fork like that?

In view of the current chaotic God love and the situation of the human city-state, it is not uncommon for a father and son to have a wife together. Lin Lang can not say that this is Luan / Lun, which is wrong.

She had to change her way. "The princess is only thirteen or fourteen years old. Have you ever thought about her future? Her father was sixty years old, the Lord of the city, and he was very powerful. His stepmother and brother had to look at his face. Would you like to be her father's youngest

Eros did not understand her "good intentions" and asked, "the princess itself does not have the survival skills, it is not good to rely on her father to survive?"

"A 13-year-old flowery girl, a 60-year-old man, do you think the princess will like it?" "You stand in the situation of the princess, imagine that if the Mother God is old, her hair is white, and her teeth are gone, and she wants to occupy you, and let you be the lover of the old goddess at a young age, would you like to?"

"Mother God can't be old. You will always be young." He stressed it.

"I'm talking about assumptions!"

“…… All right The little god of love reluctantly agreed to this hypothesis, thought with his clever little head, and said, "what's wrong with this? You gave me my Godhead. I am the individual you separated. In a certain sense, I belong to you! For thousands of years, Mother God and I have been close to each other, and I also like the smell of Mother God's fragrance. If Mother God wants me to be your lover, then do it well. Even if you are old, I also like yours! Even if other goddesses are young and beautiful? They are never you. "

Lin Lang has a slight headache.

How can the child be reconciled to death?

"Do you know what a lover's mother is? It's not a company in a simple sense -- "

the little god of love was shocked

" are you disgusted with my little body? Do you still like Apollo's tall and slender one He gasped and blushed, "I, I, I killed him in the sun!"

In order to show the credibility of his words, the little god of love specially quoted a series of classic dirty words of Mother God.

Lin Lang:

The little god of love tried to toss his angel like delicate face, and was trying to put on a ferocious little appearance.

He doesn't believe it. He is fierce. Who dares to rob his mother God!