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When she thought about how she had been so frustrated from yesterday to today, she felt as if her insides were on fire. She ran over to the bedside and ruthlessly tugged on Hero's ear with one hand. "I'll twist, I'll twist, I'll screw you to death!"

Ah!" "Ah, my wife, let go, my ears are going to fall off.

He didn't even open his eyes, and it was clear how tired he was.

"Look at the shape you've combed me in, do you think I can spare you?"

He slowly opened his eyes, and even he himself was shocked when he saw that he was not looking at her. The evil woman in front of him who was struggling for her eyes in such a ferocious and angry manner had her black hair pinned to her head in circles, and he could not help but laugh out loud.

"Ha ha-ha, it hurts, go easy on me. How about I get someone to comb you into something more beautiful?"

"Hmph, it'd better be, otherwise I'll shave you into a bald donkey."

Yao Sisi put on a ferocious look, using one hand to point with a large scissors, kakaka, she was about to cut off Guunyuan's hair.

He rubbed his ears and said, "My wife, are you sure you don't want me to be a monk now? My wife is going to be a nun now."

Yao Sisi made a pinching gesture with her ear. "Say it again. Do you believe me or not?"

"Hehe, I don't dare."

He Yuan took out a whistle from his pocket and played it a few times. The red silk dress appeared in front of Yao Sisi. When the red silk dress saw the two of them, it smiled uneasily for the first time.

"Red silk to help your wife with her makeup."

"Yes, your servant. The water slaves that I washed have been prepared and placed outside."

Resisting the urge to laugh, the red silk cloth turned to Yao Sisi and said, "Please take a seat Madam. If you are angry, I will help you to comb your makeup."

He laughed out loud and walked out the door. After laughing, he could not help but shake his head, sighed at his red ears and two big teeth marks on his arm in the water shadow, and said, "This beautiful woman is indeed vicious."

After dressing up, Yao Sisi, dressed in a beautiful pink dress, appeared even more adorable.

At this moment, Guiyuan had already changed into a new red robe and stood at the door. The sunlight covered his body with a layer of splendor, which was very suitable for his demon-like temperament.

He looked at the woman in front of him who was spinning in front of the mirror. He couldn't help but praise, "When my wife isn't talking, she is like a fairy."

Yao Sisi turned her head and shot a pair of Eye Knives at him. "Pay attention to your words. Since you've already shamelessly and forcefully become my husband, I'll set a few rules for you."

"Husband rule?" My wife has been training me since the ancient times! "

He really wanted to know why there were so many weird things in this woman's heart, but he didn't seem to be disgusted by them at all.

Yao Sisi snapped her fingers and nodded her head, shaking it rhythmically. Just when Yanzhou Yuan was about to think that she was having a fit, Yao Sisi stopped seriously and seriously said, "You know how your wife is training, that's right. As a husband, what your wife says, what your wife says and what your husband says about you must be obeyed."

"What? Hehehe, my wife, you really know how to explain. Then why didn't you say it was a rule of marriage?"

"Bam!"

A tea bowl was tossed over, and with a flash from a gentleman, the tragedy finally ended.

Yao Sisi stared at Hero Hero. After making a gesture of sealing her mouth with her finger, she winked at him in a threatening manner. Hero quickly made a plea for peace, indicating that he would not say anything else.

Only then did Yao Sisi say in satisfaction, "First of all, every wise man will be pardoned after experiencing such a joyful event. However, you are only the leader of the bandits, so it's appropriate for you to shrink. You should fast for three months.

Ahem, second, as the saying goes, bandits who do not wish to monopolize a region are not good bandits, so in order for you to become the leader of a gang of bandits, you cannot be vulgar. From today onwards, you will learn from the bookworm what to be courteous, your demonic charm is truly too great; third, as a husband, it is your duty to provide for your family.

If you can't even satisfy your wife's three meals a day, ask how you're going to be a competent husband, for you are also of a large family, and your business is not ordinary, give me three hundred silver taels each to subsidize the household. Note: The household only includes the expenses of your family's living expenses.

If you feel that something is amiss, you can make it. If your request is unreasonable, it will not be amended. "

He couldn't help but touch his forehead. He felt that he should teach her a lesson, so he walked towards the table and sat down. After getting a cup of tea for Yao Sisi, he poured himself another cup.

"My wife, these three are extremely inappropriate. How can the first man not eat meat? I am already married to my wife, how can you not let your husband touch your body?" Secondly, how could your husband's literary style be vulgar? Furthermore, no matter what, you shouldn't let your husband learn pedantry from a bookworm.

For me, who am outstanding and elegant, to find a girl to like, if there really is none, then wouldn't my wife lose it? "As for the third method, it's even more inappropriate. Right now, I am only with you, my wife. Three hundred silver coins are enough for the entire month's expenditure in the village. My wife, do you think it's reasonable for me to accept your terms as husband?"

Yao Sisi raised her hand and sent a chestnut flying towards him, "Unreasonable …"

"First of all, no matter who it is, a man must eat meat. If he doesn't, he will die, unless you can give me an example. Besides, my marriage with you was completely forced by you, do you want to keep using force?"

I am human and not an object. I need to like you to give me my body, otherwise you won't be able to have it. Secondly, what's wrong with being a bookworm? What's wrong with being a pedant? "Sometimes, when a scholar is facing an enemy, he would not need to put in any effort at all. Merely speaking the logic behind the words would cause a person to commit suicide in shame by preaching."

"Is there?"

He Yuan shook his head in disbelief.

Cough cough, I am not allowed to interrupt you. Now speaking of the third thing, it is true that I am the only one who is your wife now, but towards a monster like you, who can guarantee that you will divorce me on that day? Can't I save some money for myself?

The more he heard, the more he disapproved as he muttered with a wry smile, "If I went bankrupt, it would definitely be because of you. Who can afford to pay three hundred taels of silver a day? It would be a waste for me to come to the Qiankun Country."

Yao Sisi listened to her every word carefully. When she heard that she had some background, she was first disappointed that she didn't have much to say. Then she felt that she wouldn't be able to get rid of him in a short time.