Chapter 1884

Wu Yifa changed the TV and said, "it's done. Go away."

Xiao Yunhai was not happy and said, "wait a minute, what did you say about me just now? Say I look like a person, but never do personnel, I ask you, how do I look like a person? No, why do you say I look like a person... I'm angry. "

"Ha ha ha."

Xiao Yunhai's question raised a burst of laughter again.

Wu Yifa explained: "coax my daughter-in-law, you also go to your heart? Here, here's a hundred dollars for mental loss. "

Xiao Yunhai angry way: "which mental illness is to use 100 yuan to look after?"

"Ha ha ha."

Wu Yifa couldn't stand Xiao Yunhai's mischief and said, "no, are you finished? You must go

With a slight push on his arm, Xiao Yunhai said, "Oh? You give me a big bump, Ma, Ma. "

"What's the matter? What's the matter, baby? Oh, this, this, how... "

Wu's chess method said:" son, what are you doing? It's so cool on the ground. Get up quickly. "

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad, I came here to see you more. After a while, Wu Yiman called out for the future because of his heart trouble! Just you, look at your mother. Can you come empty handed? "

Xiao Yunhai is a fool.

The audience on the stage and in front of the TV set burst into laughter when they saw the dramatic reversal.

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "you... You... You know, I'm in a hurry."

Wu Yifa said: "then you can't go in a hurry. Did you forget? You said you had it in your pocket

Xiao Yunhai took out the money and said, "my pocket is my spiritual loss."

"That bag," Wu said

Xiao Yunhai said: "this bag is my own salary. Besides, if I give it to my mother, my mother can't take it. "

Wang Siyu stepped forward and snatched the money from Xiao Yunhai's hand and said, "my son is filial, my mother must take it."

"Ha ha ha."

When the sketch is performed here, it has entered a high tide stage. The audience at the scene and in front of the TV set all laughed and some tears flowed out.

"It's so funny."

"Oh, I'll go. I can't stand it."

"I have a stomachache."

Seeing that his wife had brought all the money, Wu Yifa said with satisfaction, "OK, son, go back this time."

Xiao Yunhai glared at him and said, "who is it? Me? So I went back. Ah? Dad

The audience laughed again.

Wang Siyu clapped the TV and said, "son, you come to see your mother and give her money back. It's not good for her mother not to take it. Come and wear it back to your son."

"Ha ha ha."

Xiao Yunhai was stunned and said: "no, it's too much to wear back at work time. "

Wang Siyu said," it's time for you to go back and take care of your father. "

Xiao Yunhai turned his head and looked at Wu Yifa and said, "do you need to take care of it? Dad. "

Wu Yifa said, "well... If you don't let him see his grandmother, he will go straight back to his grandmother's TV set."

Wang Siyu said, "no, his grandmother's house has no TV."

Wu Yifa exclaimed, covering his face and saying, "that's over."

Xiao Yunhai looked at him and said, "No. You just gave me up? "

Wang Siyu picked up the remote control and asked, "son, which channel did you come from? Local or central? "

Xiao Yunhai turned to look at Wu Yifa and said, "ah, Dad... You can choose a platform."

Wu Yifa waved his hand: "wear it."

Xiao Yunhai, with a sad face, said, "is life wearing?"

Wu Yifa said, "no move."

Xiao Yunhai said: "you mean to let me and your TV die together."

...

almost every sentence in this paragraph is a burden, which makes the scene laugh.

Wang Siyu said: "son, you come this time, let mother completely understand, in fact, happiness is very simple. Don't think about yourself

Xiao Yunhai immediately turned over his trouser pocket and said, "Mom, if you really want to understand, you should think about what your son had in his pocket before he came, and now what is gone."

Wu Yifa cut in: "you two said different things."

Wang Siyu made a parting gesture and said, "son, wear it."

Xiao Yunhai said: "when I came, no one told me that I had to go back and forth. Mom, I can't part with you. "Wang Siyu said: "Mom can't give up on you..."

Wu Yifa said, "I can't give up TV either."

Wang Siyu suddenly said: "husband, if you really can't give up, you can wear it with your son. Son, take your father with you and let mom open her eyes. "

Xiao Yunhai said with a wry smile, "you are opening your eyes. We are going to open the ladles. Dad, wear it first. "

Wu Yifa took a look at Wang Siyu and said, "what else do you wear? Look at your mother, that's how you dress."

Wang Siyu snorted and said, "acting should not have a beginning and ending, right Hao Jian?"

Xiao Yunhai lowered his head, turned his body, and said, "Mom."

Wu Yifa said: "wife, I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you."

Wang Siyu said: "I got prenatal syndrome, but I'm not stupid. I can tell what lies? What is love

"Wife!"

"Husband!"

See two people you Nong my Nong, Xiao Yunhai way: "otherwise? Shall I ask you two to take a bath

Wang Siyu said with a smile, "Hao Jian, I want to thank you too. I'll return the money... Oh."

"What's the matter with your wife?" Wu asked

Xiao Yunhai said, "it's time to live! Get to the hospital

Wu took Wang Siyu in his arms and left. Wang Siyu called out: "Hao Jian, this money, this money..."

Xiao Yunhai said, "what money is money? I will give gifts to my children during the Spring Festival."

This is the end of the sketch.

There was a lot of applause, screams and cheers.

The host Gao Ping stepped onto the stage and asked in a loud voice, "how about this sketch?"

"Good," they all cried out

Gao Ping said, "let's invite the three of them to the stage and have a chat."

"Good."

Wang Siyu and Wu Yihai appeared again.

Gao Ping asked, "three bosses, who wrote this sketch?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I wrote it."

Gao Ping said with a smile, "how did you get them to agree to act?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "if they don't show up, I won't come here. There's no way, they'll have to come. "

Gao Ping said: "so it is. Mr. Wu, have you studied acting before

Wu Yifa waved his hand and said, "I haven't learned it systematically. It was just a few performances on the school stage. In order not to drag Lao Xiao's back, we asked a professional to talk for a few days

Gao Ping said with a smile, "I see. It's just that the show is good, but only one person is missing. "

Xiao Yunhai said: "she will be here soon. The three of us will accompany her."

Gao Ping said, "let's clap and welcome Miss Zhao to bring us the song" wake up the ears. "

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