Chapter 1708

Xiao Yunhai: "it's too late. It's fast then. More than 30 belts twisted into a rope, smoothly down. I look up and see, ooh! More than 30 people are looking at me with their pants in their hands! So many people look at me, and they can't disgrace so many people. This foot has crossed the old man's crutches, and this hand has picked up the fruit knife my sister-in-law has given me? "

"This is called: knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, leaning towards the tiger mountains! There is a red sun in my chest, and I dance the east wind under my feet! Dare to compete with the evil tigers, and do not give in to the demons! Grief and indignation turn into resilience, and there will be future generations to fight against tigers! As soon as I try my best, ah Hey, hey. "

Yu Qianhua said, "how are you?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I stand up..."

"Puffing."

"Ha ha ha, feelings. He has been sitting."

Xiao Yunhai: "as soon as I see, the rope is in front of my eyes," pa! "I hold it, and I come to the middle in a few steps. As the saying goes, when a dog is in a hurry, he can jump over a wall, but a man is too impatient! One step, two step, three step, four step, which is called "strength". Ah? You said that climbing Mount Everest requires a big tiger. Is it possible for a person to go up? "

Yu Qianhua:" you are just talking nonsense and have ability. "

Xiao Yunhai: "I looked back and saw that the tiger had just opened one eye. Ouch, it's called victory in sight, my friend has won!"

"goodbye to my friend! Goodbye to my friend! Goodbye to my friend, goodbye to my friend. If I die in battle, you must bury me

In this world, the song "ah, goodbye to my friends" did not appear. Although Xiao Yunhai only sang a few words, the classic melody still made people listen very comfortable.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "goodbye, tiger! You can't say anything here! You're hungry here alone! You're lonely, and the zoo leader doesn't care about you. Don't be busy. Wait for my friend to go out and introduce you to a tiger!"

"ha ha ha."

"The emperor's mouth is too poor."

Yu Qianhua: "ho! You're talking nonsense."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm up there, I'm kicking my legs," which tells you I'm out of here! "

Yu Qianhua:" you're saved! "

Xiao Yunhai:" the crowd cheers, I'm confused. After coming up, I thought of a key question! Where is the belt of the girl's skirt? "

Yu Qianhua:" I still think about the skirt belt. "

Xiao Yunhai: "here it is. Untie it quickly and hold it to your chest like a flower ring. Ho, with the girl's body temperature, with the girl's fragrance, with... "

Yu Qianhua: "don't smell it! If you smell it again, it will smell of sweat."

"Ha ha ha."

"Mr. Yu praised it very well."

Xiao Yunhai: "no matter how you say it, try to get to the girl and give her a" Golden Pearl Mamia gudu "first. I'm leaning against the mile and running to the girl. "

Yu Qianhua: "what's the matter with you?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I haven't got a partner yet, I can't help but be in a hurry!"

Yu Qianhua: "I'm shaking, can I speak?"

Yu Qianhua: "you shake hands with everyone first!"

Xiao Yunhai: "they don't shake hands with me."

Yu Qianhua: "why?"

Xiao Yunhai: "all your pants!"

Yu Qianhua: "ho!"

here, the whole cross talk is over.

When the two people bowed to the stage, whether it was the film emperor or the ordinary audience, they all stood up and gave the two people overwhelming applause.

"Great. I didn't expect that the emperor and Mr. Yu would speak so well. "

"Mr. Yu is a cross talk actor. He speaks well and is normal. But the emperor has never said cross talk. I didn't expect it to be so powerful. It's amazing. "

"I have to admit that yunhuang is really a generalist, as if he could do anything."

After a long time of applause, the sound of full ten minutes, this stopped.

Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua were going to step down. Guo Gang came up and said, "Mr. Yu, take your time. Now that we are all together, let's have a chat. Mr. Xiao, how do you feel on the cross talk stage?

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "cool. It's much better than I'm hosting the show. Especially when I hear the laughter of audience friends, I feel extremely satisfied in my heart and speak more vigorously

Yu Qianhua held up a thumb and said, "I have never seen cross talk to this extent in less than two days. No, it should be said that I have never heard of it."

Guo Gang said: "you may not know. Mr. Xiao had never been in contact with cross talk before. In the afternoon of two days ago, he took this passage and started from scratch. He is very serious about crosstalk. He has rehearsed back and forth for nearly 30 times. He is very careful about the pronunciation and action of every sentence. I really admire this attitude. "

"Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa." There was a lot of applause.Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "you are flattered."

Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yu told you about cross talk. I haven't. Let's talk about it for the three of us. In the words of crosstalk, it means to hang up now. "

Xiao Yunhai a Leng, way: "what is to call hang now?"

"Ha ha ha."

The crowd laughed.

Guo Gang said: "that is to say, there is no preparation to say cross talk, shake the burden."

"Oh." Xiao Yunhai said, "it's just random editing."

"Puffing."

"Ha ha ha."

Guo Gang said with a wry smile: "you can also say so."

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile, "that's good. Let me ask you a question first. Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu, should both have read journey to the west

Guo Gang said: "I have not only read it, but also seen the TV series you made. You play Erlang God in it, don't you? "

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "yes. I read it several times before filming. There is a question, I want to test everyone. Who among you has counted the monkey king

"Puffing."

"Ha ha ha."

Everyone was happy.

Guo gang was not angry and said, "Mr. Xiao, can we be more serious?"

Yu Qianhua said, "who can figure out what Monkey King belongs to? I'll take him. "

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile, "I have worked it out."

Guo gang was stunned and said, "really? What is he? "

Xiao Yunhai said, "count horses."

Yu Qianhua said, "because he was a bi Ma Wen?"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "No. I really did it. "

Guo Gang ha ha ha smile, way: "that you say how to calculate belong to Malay?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "according to the third chapter of journey to the west," Sun Wukong found his personal information on the life and death book of Yan Wangfu: "the stone monkey born in heaven should live 342 years old, and die peacefully." From this we can conclude that he was 342 years old from his birth to the time when he privately changed his life and death book

"Then he was recruited by heaven and became a bi Ma Wen. However, in Bi Mawen's post, Sun Wukong only worked for half a month. The book records that a day in the sky is a year in the lower world. From this, he has been in the sky for 15 years. "

"As soon as the monkey king returned to the mountain, the heavenly court again made a move. The fifth chapter of journey to the West records that Sun Wukong stayed in the sky for more than 180 days, that is, 180 years. "

"And then the heavenly court declared war on him. Monkey King was trapped in the alchemy furnace for 49 days, that is, 49 years. Then he was pressed to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. According to the 13th chapter of journey to the west, "when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, heaven came down to this mountain and there was a divine monkey under it." That is to say, the monkey king was crushed at the foot of the mountain when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty. At that time, it was in AD 8. "

"Add in the previous time, and the monkey king was 586 years old in AD 8. According to this calculation, he was born in 578 BC. 578 BC is the year of Renwu, belonging to horse

After listening to Xiao Yunhai's words, everyone was stupid.

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