Chapter 1706

"Ha ha ha."

Xiao Yunhai's action is very natural, and his tone of speech also has a sense of humor. It's not a big burden here, though.

A crosstalk actor can shake a small burden into a big one by various means. That's his ability.

Yu Qianhua said: "ouch, have you broken it?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "you are not afraid of anything if you break your arm and leg. Our hospital will take it as usual. The key is that the place where it falls is not suitable. It It's not a place for people to stay!

"Oh, it's in the tiger hole!"

"when I looked up, there was a big tiger lying on the ground not far away, which made my voice change."

Xiao Yunhai's face showed a look of panic, his lips were trembling, and he said, "ouch Mom Ah "

Yu Qianhua said:" how to call a tiger a mother? "

Xiao Yunhai said in a bad breath:" call a mother? Call a grandmother! It's over. They are more than 150 Jin, and the bones and meat are just enough for a tiger's lunch. "

"Ha ha ha."

The crowd laughed again.

"Don't worry about it. Take your time."

"Big head! It was nice to have a peek at the tiger."

"The tiger didn't see you?"

Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "I'm communicating with you!"

"puffing."

"Ha ha ha."

"The emperor said cross talk is really funny."

"When he presided over the golden cup award ceremony, I knew that he said there was no problem with cross talk."

In the box, Zhao Wanqing laughed and said, "don't say it. When Yunhai talks about cross talk, it's really like that. "

Zhao Mingsheng said: "it takes a few days to reach this level. Yunhai is really a genius."

Yu Qianhua said: "ah? Stare at you!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "when the tiger kicks me, my brain" excites "for a moment, and many heroic images emerge from" rubbing against "!

" Hey! Return the hero image! "

" I look up, and many people are looking at me. We are the youth of the times. When so many people fall on the tiger's mouth, we can't give it to young people Shame! In the past, would you like to listen to the Beijing Opera Wu Song beating the tiger?

"Wow!"

"OK? That's fake! Today, my friends are practicing here. I really want to make you all open your eyes!"

"ha ha ha." When they heard this, they all laughed.

Yu Qianhua said, "Oh, you are really good at fighting tigers."

"What can I do?"

"good idea."

"I think it's good to think about it. My legs have to stand up!"

"the legs are all soft!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I thought so at that time. We all had legal education. Do you know there is an animal protection law?

Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "yes."

Xiao Yunhai said: "whoever kills the tiger will be sentenced to two years' imprisonment!"

Yu Qianhua: "you have a strong legal concept."

Xiao Yunhai: "who made this law? If I beat a tiger, I'll eat it for nothing?"

Yu Qianhua: "that's to protect wild animals."

Xiao Yunhai: "women and children, you protect wild animals, why do you protect them?"

Yu Qianhua: "that also needs to be protected."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm thinking about it here. It's a mess. This cry: "come on! Come on, save people, someone has fallen into the tiger hole!" and some people cheered me up: "Hey, man, hold on!" I heard, "what? Hold on? Where is this? Can I hold on? You really stand up and talk without backache. You come down and I'll have a look!

" ha ha ha ha. "

At this time, the website has become lively.

"Go to see the performance of Dexin society. Yunhuang is having a cross talk with Mr. Yu."

"Really? Emperor Yun said cross talk. Can he do it? "

"Yes, why not. Even the story was written by Emperor Yun. "

"Hurry up, I'll have to see it."

In just two minutes, three million more netizens bought the live broadcast of cross talk in Dexin society.

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua are getting better and better.

Yu Qianhua: "people are worried about you?"

"that can't be so chaotic! An old man called to me:" boy, there's a guy to fight tigers, come on, throw me this crutch to you! "

" crutches? "

" a sister-in-law called me: "brother, do you want a knife? Sister-in-law has fruit knives here!"

"Hey! Look at these two weapons."

"This one threw a brick in to make me climb up; the other one said to throw a cigarette and let me take a breath to refresh myself. An old woman was very kind-hearted. Her tears came out. She was lying on the edge and shouting to me, "here's a pen for you. If you have any words, write them down first.""Puffing."

"Ha ha ha."

"It's for him to leave a message."

Yu Qianhua: "Oh, this old lady is really interesting."

Xiao Yunhai: "listen to this mess! No one came out to organize. Even if we set up a temporary group to rescue the tiger first! "

" how can we do that? "

" can throwing the fruit knife and crutches work? "

" these two weapons are not good at fighting tigers. "

"The tiger is becoming lazy. What am I doing? I stab the tiger with a stick?"

"Oh, don't mention it. It will have to do with the spirit of the tiger."

"Besides the old man above, what's your look in your eyes? You see you throw your crutches here."

"Where?"

"I'm throwing the tiger's butt behind me! I'll pull the tiger's tail as soon as I have enough!"

"Oh, don't move around!"

"think about it and don't move around. I'll leave a few words while my mind is still clear. I'm old enough. The diviner said that I was 28 years old, and I had a big problem this year. I had my birthday in the first few days, and I was still beautiful myself! "

" the big trouble has escaped! "

" today, I think that people calculate for me according to the lunar calendar. "

"Puffing."

"Ha ha ha."

At this time, the audience was already laughing.

This is a famous piece by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong in the previous generations. It was on the Spring Festival Gala of that year. The quality was absolutely excellent. It only depends on the skills of crosstalk actors.

Although Xiao Yunhai has never learned crosstalk, his mouth is sharp and his body is full of humorous cells, so he can perform with ease.

Yu Qianhua: "yes, it's wrong."

Xiao Yunhai: "it's called hiding the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide fifteen. If I want to leave a few words, I will blame my mother. "

Yu Qianhua: "what's in the way of your mother?"

Xiao Yunhai: "you see, I'm a child. You look at me very tall. Take a ruler and measure it. It's 1.75 meters."

Yu Qianhua: "one meter seven five is high enough!"

Xiao Yunhai: "what's the height? Those who follow me wear high-heeled shoes, they are a big block higher than me. If I have a partner, can I come here to see the tiger on Sunday?

Yu Qianhua: "why can't I come?"

Xiao Yunhai: "how can't you? You ask the boy who makes the object say that you're making a partner. Who won't go to work at his mother-in-law's house on Sunday?"

Yu Qianhua: "is that so?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Is that so? I'll tell you, our second son-in-law has been engaged in dating, and since then, my mother-in-law's mother-in-law's family has never employed a nanny anymore!"

Yu Qianhua: "well, you are willing to be the nanny?"

Xiao Yunhai: "it's hard to be a nanny. It's not life-threatening to be a nanny. We can fall in love after finishing our work. When you are in love and go to the park, do you go to the zoo? What's the park like? What are you talking about there? It's delicious. What smell do you smell in the zoo? You smell it. It's smelly and stinky. Talk about how it affects your mood!

"ha ha ha."

"Oh, I'll go. I'll take the emperor's clothes."

"That's funny. Emperor Yun should be a crosstalk actor. "

Xiao Yunhai's funny talent has been fully developed in this comic dialogue.

"Good, this boy is so good." Wang Guoan said: "in addition to Guo gang and several other crosstalk masters, the younger generation, I really haven't seen anyone better than Yunhai."

Sun Yanjun sighed and said, "he is the kind of person born for art. God is so kind to him. "

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