Chapter 1307

"Pooh."

"Ha ha ha."

When the audience saw Xiao Yunhai looking at the operating room, they burst out the biggest laughter since the sketch began.

"Oh, I'll go. Huang Bo is so interesting."

"Now the emperor is a disgrace."

The reversal of the scene made everyone laugh.

Feeling that everyone was almost laughing, Xiao Yunhai swallowed his spit and looked at his empty hands and said, "am I so sincere? As for my words, I'll take them away before I finish them?"

"ha ha ha" audience laughs again.

Zhao Wanqing, with her hands back, calmly walked up to Xiao Yunhai, patted him on the shoulder, and said sarcastically on his face: "silly, I've been slapped by the reality with a big mouth."

Zhao Wanqing said, while also taking Xiao Yunhai's face, the scene laughed again.

Xiao Yunhai sat on the chair, twisted his head and looked at Zhao Wanqing and said, "I'm nothing. I'm afraid of this mouth. It's on your father's face."

"Ha ha ha."

The audience cheered when they thought that the red envelope was just a piece of white paper, not money at all.

Zhao Wanqing was surprised. She didn't seem to understand what Xiao Yunhai meant.

Zhao Wanqing quickly covered up: "ah, it's OK. Daughter in law, don't worry about it this time. After a while, you will be pushed out by my father. "

Zhao Wanqing complacently said: "that must be steadily pushed out to me. I tell you, giving a red envelope is good. The doctor is really working hard to do the operation for you."

He got up and looked at the operating room and whispered, "besides, those who reported medical accidents, ah, dropped a pair of scissors today, a knife tomorrow, and a cotton ball the last time. Why? That's because there is no red envelope

Xiao Yunhai is also afraid to hear more, way: "I tell you, this is your personal view."

Zhao Wanqing said: "my personal opinion? What is reported in the news, there can be fake?"

Xiao Yunhai seemed to have no strength all over. He leaned on the chair and said, "that's over. Those who didn't give the red envelope will end up here. If you give a fake..."

here, the biggest contradiction of the sketch has been formed. Almost every time they say a line, they laugh One.

Xiao Yunhai got up and came to Zhao Wanqing and said, "daughter-in-law, come and sit down. Let's say for example. What about a patient who gave the doctor a red envelope, but what if it wasn't money? "

"What, card?"

"for example, it's not a card, it has nothing to do with money."

"What else could it be?"

"For example, if you put paper on it, it's not folded into a thousand paper cranes? It's not funny for doctors to play with. What red packets are put in? It's over if you just put patients in the stove, ha ha What's more, how can there be such a heartless family member? If I want to have such a family member, I will shoot him or me directly. "

When the audience heard it, they suddenly fell back and forth with laughter.

Xiao Yunhai immediately got up and patted the door of the operating room and called out, "Doctor Liu, you can come out for a while. I'll discuss something with you."

Zhao Wanqing angrily said: "you are crazy, what do you shout, you call him out, you operate for my father."

Xiao Yunhai, with a sad face, said, "as far as I can see, he is not as good as me. You can't go into the stove, Dad

"Ha ha ha"

all the people on the scene laughed.

Zhao Wanqing, with a puzzled look on her face, asked, "no, you wait a moment. What do you mean by coming here?"

Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "daughter-in-law, for example, I am that, for example?"

"For example, a thousand paper cranes." Hearing this, Zhao Wanqing rolled her eyes and fainted directly.

Xiao Yunhai quickly hugged her and called, "daughter-in-law."

Zhao Wanqing woke up and yelled, "Doctor Liu, you should come out first before you attack my father."

"Yes, you can even go out to the bathroom"

"thousands of mistakes are like mistakes, my father is innocent. Dad, hold on for a while, and I'll let Shen Teng go in front of you now. " With that, Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's neck.

Xiao Yunhai quickly broke away and called: "daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, you calm down."

"How can I calm down? I don't know whether my father is alive or dead now."

"Maybe the situation is not as bad as you think. Let me tell you, if the doctor hasn't had time to open the red envelope and we're in such a mess, would it be a surprise? "

" Oh, yes, yes, yes, what if it has already been opened? "

" no way. There are so many people in it. It's too late to collect the money. Who can count it in front of people, right? "

"Yes."

"If you count, you have to find a corner to count after the operation. When the time comes to count and count, my father has finished the operation. It's late. "Zhao Wanqing said, "according to what you say, people give fake red envelopes? That's not right."

Xiao Yunhai explained: "for example, if you are sick today, you find that expert to see you and give you a false red envelope. If you do it again tomorrow, how can you find someone else and not block your own way back. But my father is different. The appendix is just like a chicken crop. You can't cut it again

Zhao Wanqing said: "OK, even if you have a point, but it's not as dangerous as you do. Shen Teng, I ask you, is my father not good enough for you? Tell me

Xiao Yunhai shows a pair of surprised extremely expression, did not have good gas said: "or you say it."

Zhao Wanqing said: "well, you hide that cigarette in your house. My father is afraid that smoking is bad for your health. When he did not dig the ground to find it out, he smoked it himself. Is he not good to you? My father is not willing to eat the leftovers at home. Whenever he doesn't let you clean it, is he bad for you? You come back every night after working overtime in the middle of the night, and my father is afraid that you disturb his sleep He didn't lock you out of the door himself? He was... OK with you. "

The more Zhao Wanqing said, the more wrong, and finally came a OK, which made everyone laugh.

Xiao Yunhai didn't get angry and said, "do you think that your father can live to now? I'm ok with your father."

Zhao Wanqing said: "with such a stroke, my father is more strict with you than with his own."

Xiao Yunhai interface way: "that wild don't treat so."

The bundle was shaking beautifully, and again it got a lot of laughter and applause.

At this time, the doctor came out of the operating room.

Xiao Yunhai rushed to the front and said, "Doctor Liu, it's hard work."

Zhao Wanqing asked, "Doctor Liu, the operation is finished so soon?"

Huang Bo nodded and said, "it's over. Take the red envelope back."

Xiao Yunhai took a look at the red envelope and said, "it's over, daughter-in-law. The red envelope has been opened."

"Didn't you say he wouldn't open it?" Speaking of this, Zhao Wanqing cried: "over, my father has been killed."

Huang Bo said, "don't worry. It will come out soon. "

" Dad .

"Dad .

"here it is. "Xiao Jianli's voice rang out in the operating room.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad is still alive. I'll say that the doctor is not like that. "

Zhao Wanqing nodded and said," OK, I think he has a little conscience, but don't worry about your husband. You can't take revenge after reading it. "

After that, Zhao Wanqing turned to Huang Bo and asked, "tell me, what did you leave in my father's stomach?"

Huang Bo asked: "no, what do you say? How can I be covered?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "all right, don't pretend. Before my father gets out of the hospital bed, open the wound you sewed and take out the boards, pliers, knives and scissors that you pretended to have fallen into the hospital by accident."

Huang Bo said speechless: "what do you call this, ah? What kind of person do you think I am? I didn't want to accept the red envelope at the beginning I want you to worry. I don't want you to disturb the operation here. I'll give it back to you after I finish. "

Zhao Wanqing said, "really? Why did you open it before you gave it back to us?"

Huang Bo spread out his hands and said, "I didn't open it!"

Zhao Wanqing said, "who played?"

"I opened it!" Xiao Jianhua was pushed out and yelled.

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