Chapter 938

What is surprising is that Xiao Yunhai's reply not only amused the audience, but also made Zhao Banshan and Bi Tingjian laugh all the time on the stage, which is obviously a little funny.

If this is normal, it should be regarded as a performance accident. But in this environment, no one feels uncomfortable.

"It's killing me. I can't stand it."

"My God, this is the best sketch I've ever seen in my life."

"I'll go. My stomach hurts with laughter."

"This work can be written by Emperor Yun."

"Even the actors on the stage are laughing. It's really amazing."

Just as everyone was laughing wildly, good news came from CCTV's monitoring room.

"Director, our ratings have exceeded 35 percent." The staff reported to Zhao Wuyan.

Zhao Wuyan clapped his thigh and said excitedly, "I knew that this sketch is absolutely not running. It's great. It's amazing. "

On the stage, Zhao Banshan restrained his smile and continued to perform.

"Well, I've brought it to you, Xiao Qing. You can go and bring it to him."

Xiao Qing went to the back of the sofa and handed Xiao Yunhai a small pheasant and mushroom.

"Well, here's a dish. Here's a fool."

"Ha ha ha."

Zhao Banshan's words made everyone laugh.

Xiao Yunhai said discontentedly, "who is stupid?"

"No, I mean ordering a stupid egg," Zhao explained

Xiao Yunhai said without good breath: "No

When they heard the familiar word, they couldn't help laughing again.

Crosstalk, sketch is like this, smile Shun, that will be a Shun Bai Shun.

"I have."

Zhao Banshan gave a basket of eggs and green onions to the reluctant Xiao Yunhai and said, "these are two dishes. Let's give you a chance. After the teacher comes back, your hotel says no?"

"Give one away?" Xiao Yunhai used a unique northeast to emphasize: "uncle, why are you so stingy? You say you have no point, we have to build one, don't you?"

"Ha ha ha."

"Oh, I'll go. "

" that's OK. "

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhao half mountain way: "I am not without order, abalone lobster, your hotel does not have."

Xiao Yunhai tit for tat said: "have, you have not counted in the heart?"

Zhao Banshan argued forcefully: "you opened the shop, didn't you say there wasn't?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "don't talk, OK? How can I fix it later?"

Two people, you say a word, I answer, let all the audience laugh crazy.

"What do you mean? I'm short of money

Xiao Yunhai said: "I know you don't need money. I mean, Mr. Bi has come back very hard. We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Uncle, although I'm young this year, I've summed up that life can be short sometimes. It's the same as sleeping. As soon as you close and open your eyes, a day goes by, howl

"If you don't close your eyes, this life is over, howl."

The funny lines and Xiao Yunhai's extremely cheap expression immediately caused the whole audience to burst into laughter and applause.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "uncle, I don't mean anything else. I mean, people can't take money too seriously. Money is something out of the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? That's when people die and they don't spend money. "

"Ha ha ha."

Zhao Banshan said, "do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

"What?" Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise

Zhao Banshan said: "it's just that people are alive. There's no money left."

There are two classic lines that make people laugh crazy.

At home, Xiao Yunhai's family members have no strength to laugh.

Xiao Yunhai shook his head on the stage, but he was so funny. This should be the funniest sketch I've ever seen

Xiao Yunling's face turned red with a smile and said, "grandfather, I can only give him one word for his appearance and voice. Cheap. "

Zhao Wanqing said with a smile, "and it's still cheap."

The crowd burst into laughter.

On the stage, Xiaoqing held the microphone, after a tense self introduction, Bi Tingjian was scared and quickly opened the topic.

"Can the child sing?" Bi Tingjian asked.

Zhao Banshan said, "what is singing? She can write songs. Xiao Qing, sing the song you wrote on the Qinghai Tibet plateau for your master to listen to. "

There is no Qinghai Tibet Plateau Song in the world, so Xiao Yunhai changed his lines to xiaoqinghui's song.

Hearing a new song, the audience immediately thought that it must have been written by Xiao Yunhai, and their ears were raised one by one.After the short prelude, Xiao Qing began to sing.

"Who brought the call of ancient times, and who left behind the yearning for thousands of years.

Can we say that there is a silent song,

is still that long-term unforgettable attachment. "

Xiao Qing's tone is very high, and his voice is sharp and infectious. Under the guidance of Xiao Yunhai, his emotional expression is extremely full, winning applause from the audience.

"I see mountains,

mountains and rivers,

mountains and rivers connected.

Alas, it's the Qinghai Tibet Plateau.

Ah, so, that is the Qinghai Tibet Plateau

In the last sentence, Xiaoqing's tune is almost enough to reach the sky, and the voice with strong impact makes people listen to it like crazy.

Unfortunately, this is a sketch, the song can only sing a paragraph, can not let people see the whole picture.

In spite of some disappointment, we still gave warm applause and cheers for the girl.

Bitingjian stood up, thumbed up Xiaoqing and said excitedly, "Xiaoqing, this song you sing is really good."

On hearing this, Xiao Yunhai said, "my God, this is not bad? If it's good, I can do it

Bi Tingjian was surprised and asked, "can you also write songs and sing songs?"

Xiao Yunhai said with disdain: "what is this, of course, no problem."

Seeing that something was wrong, Zhao Banshan stopped him and said, "come on. You're going to serve me

Xiao Yunhai said, "it's not easy for Mr. Bi to come back. You'll let me sing one."

"I don't have time to listen. It's all about the art circle. Let's serve the dishes."

"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you."

"If you don't give me the dishes, I'll go to your boss."

"If you go to our boss, I'll tell you what you told me."

"You have to say Say You must sing better than you say

With the laughter of the audience, Xiao Yunhai finally won the chance to sing.

"What can you do, son?" Bi asked

Xiao Yunhai said, "can I learn from dolphins?"

Bi Tingjian was stunned and said, "dolphin? Is this imitation? Then you can have one

Seeing that Xiao Yunhai is really going to sing, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV set held their breath.

Xiao Yunhai took the microphone, closed his eyes, and filled the Dantian with air. He felt almost as sharp and full of explosive sound from his mouth.

"Whoa......"

"Whoa......"

Xiao Yunhai had heard Vitas' Opera 2 in his previous life, but he had no research on Russian and could only bring the best part.

Even so, the limit of the treble has shocked all the audience, eardrums seem to be cracked, but no one is willing to cover their ears.

Xiao Yunhai sang twice in a row before he stopped.

Thunderous applause and cheers rang through the scene.

Bi Tingjian pointed to Xiao Yunhai excitedly and asked, "what other songs have you written?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I have written a lot."

Bi Tingjian said, "then you have another song."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "it's new year's day now. I wrote a song" congratulations on becoming rich ". I hope Mr. Bi can like it

As soon as the voice fell, the music began to ring. Xiao Yunhai sang the song "congratulations on becoming rich" sung by Liu Dehua, the former king of heaven, at the Spring Festival Gala.

"I congratulate you on being rich,

I congratulate you on your wonderful performance.

Please come here for the best and go away for the bad.

Oh, it's not surprising that there are so many people.

I wish the girls all over the world,

marry a good boy,

two little ones will always be together.

I wish children all over the world,

cleverness is better than talent,

IQ is full of your head.

I wish my dear aunt,

36 laps,

out of breath and unchanged face.

I wish the third uncle a good fortune in his business and live in a mansion.

Let's cheer for you,

congratulations to Facai, be brave enough,

congratulations to Facai. "

The melody of this song is very simple, and the lyrics are full of joy. It is very suitable for performing during the Spring Festival.

When Xiao Yunhai was singing, Zhao Banshan, Bi Tingjian and Xiaoqing were not idle. They took out red envelopes that had been prepared for a long time from their pockets and scattered them to all corners of the stage.

The whole scene is full of jubilant new year scenes.

"I congratulate you on being rich,

I congratulate you on your wonderful performance.Please come here for the best and go away for the bad.

It's no wonder that many people are polite ...

congratulations to Facai. "

At the end of the song, the four actors clapped their hands and yelled, "congratulations on becoming rich."

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