Chapter 286

The audience was amused by them for a long time, and some even shed tears.

At this time, we have found that this is a cross talk.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "I also found a problem, that is, many famous people in the Three Kingdoms have done small businesses. Do you know who it is? "

Xu Jun said: "you don't need to find this. It's all written in the book. For example, Liu Bei sold straw sandals, Zhang Fei sold pork, and Guan Yu transported goods. "

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "what you said is good. Do you know what little business Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have done?"

Xu Jun was surprised and said, "General Zhao Zilong? He's a son of a family. He hasn't done a small business

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and sighed, "Mr. Xu, I don't know how to say you. We must think more, think more and ask more questions in reading. We can't do without seeking a better understanding. I tell you, Zhao Yun sold rice cakes

"Poo Chi"

"ha ha ha"

people laughed again.

Xu Jun asked suspiciously, "Zhao Yun sells rice cakes? Were there any rice cakes then? Where did you find it? "

Xiao Yunhai said: "in a drama of the Three Kingdoms, Jiang Wei said that. "In general, all the five tiger generals have lost their lives, leaving only Zhao Zilong, who is very old and old!" Zhao Zilong is said to be "always selling rice cakes.". In other words, I have never sold anything else in my life, but I have sold rice cakes. "

Xu Jun clapped his thigh and said, "you boy, you are so good."

"Ha ha ha."

"I can't stand it."

"Zhao Yun is old and old. He has become an old seller of rice cakes. He is very talented."

"I'll take it. The emperor is a cow."

Among all the stars, Yao Na's smile point is the lowest. At this time, she is out of breath and says: "Xiao Yunhai is such a jerk, I can't stand it."

Ye Yongren said with a smile: "who said it wasn't? He brought his usual humor to the stage, and it was really funny

On the stage, the cross talk between the two is getting better.

Xiao Yunhai asked, "Mr. Xu, who do you think has the greatest ability in the Three Kingdoms?"

Without thinking about it, Xu Jun blurted out: "ZHUGE Liang"

Xiao Yunhai said: "ZHUGE Liang knows astronomy and geography from above, and knows three parts of the world before he leaves the cottage. How could Sima Yi die in wuzhangyuan

Xu Jun said: "that is Sima Yi's great ability."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Sima Yi has great ability. How could Zhao Yun be scared away in the Street Pavilion? What's going on? "

Xu Jun said: "that's Zhao Yun's great ability.

Xiao Yunhai said: "general Changsheng, in Changbanpo, seven in and seven out, rescued young master Adou. But why did he let Zhang Fei die when he was in Dangyang bridge? "

Xu Jun said: "that is Zhang Fei's great ability."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Hulao pass, San Ying battle Lv Bu, elder brother three dozen one?"

Xu Jun said: "that is Lv Bu's great ability."

Xiao Yunhai said: "baimen tower, Cao Cao killed Lv Bu."

Xu Jun said powerless: "that is the ability of Cao Cao."

Xiao Yunhai said: "in the battle of Chibi, hundreds of thousands of Cao Cao's troops were burned away by a fire. On Huarong Road, Guan Yu almost killed him."

"That's Guan Yu's ability," Xu said

Xiao Yunhai said: "is Guan Yu capable? What kind of wheat city would you like to visit? He left his life there. Mr. Xu, who is more capable

Xu Jun waved his hand and sighed, "I don't know."

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "I tell you, we all stand up their ears and listen well. The biggest ability is: I am."

"Come on?" "What can you do?" Xu Jun said

Xiao Yunhai said triumphantly, "I can do a lot. I tell you, no matter how good they are, I can change their careers. Do you think I'm a cow

"You mean you can arrange another job for them," Xu said

Xiao Yunhai said, "no problem."

Xu Jun said: "well, I ask you, Cao Cao's general Zhang Liao, what can Zhang Wenyuan do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "put to the kindergarten as a teacher, specially in charge of children."

"Why is this?" Xu Jun asked suspiciously

Xiao Yunhai said: "in the first battle of Xiaoyaojin, fighting Dongwu is a dream. As long as it is said that Zhang Liao is coming, children dare not cry. Zhang Liao stopped crying and put it in the kindergarten to see the children

"Ha ha ha"

"don't say there is such a thing."

"Emperor Yun put the allusions and crosstalk together. It's very powerful to teach and have fun."

Xu Jun asked again, "General Zhang Fei, what can Zhang Yide do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, put the bank as a security guard."

"Why?" Xun Jun said

Xiao Yunhai said, "don't you understand? One is that he snores when he sleeps, and the other is that he stares when he sleeps. It's the best way to be a security guard"What about Cao Cao?"

"Cao Cao, when a plastic surgeon, changed his appearance completely in order to escape his life. Cosmetic technology is good. "

"Ha ha ha."

Wang Guoan shook his head and said with a smile, "Cao Cao is a cosmetic surgeon, but he can think of it."

Xu Jun continued to ask, "OK. Liu Bei, Liu Xuande? "

Xiao Yunhai said: "play TV series. That brother said that tears will come, it is not acting what like

"What about Zhuge Liang?"

"Off the shelf, Zhuge Liang opens a website, the net name is Zhuge Kongming."

"Zhao Yun, Zhao Zilong?"

"Express delivery. Changban slope seven in seven out, that call a quick, do not delay things

"What about Guan Yu and Guan Yun Chang?"

"To be a representative of China's negotiations and cut six generals after five passes, the negotiation is sure to win. It is most appropriate for him to go."

...

the audience in front of the TV set and off the stage are already laughing.

Every time they said a word, everyone burst into laughter, and the whole Party became a sea of joy.

Even Hong Tiancai, who has heard it once, is still laughing, not to mention the first person who has listened to this story for the first time.

Finally, Xu Jun nodded and looked at Xiao Yunhai with admiration and said, "we Xu Jun has never taken on people in this life. You are the only one."

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "talented people are like this."

Xu Jun shook his head and said, "no, what I admire is not your talent, but your... Face."

"Ha ha ha." The audience laughed.

Xu Jun continued: "no wonder Wan Qing and your partner have hosted an award ceremony, so they don't want to cooperate with you any more. Now I understand. It's really a loss to cooperate with you. Everybody, I can't stand it anymore. I'll leave the stage to him. I'll come up when he's down. I'll see you later

"Is it going?" Looking at Xu Jun's back, Xiao Yunhai said, "it's really down. Haha, he was finally taken away, comrades. It's not easy. "

"Ha ha ha."

"The emperor's words are so interesting."

"What he said to Mr. Xu Jun should be regarded as a cross talk?"

"That's right. I heard that emperor yunhuang had also performed a sketch in Yanjing Film Academy. It's just that it's been filed by the college, and it's not transmitted to the outside world. "

"That's a pity."

Xiao Yunhai on the stage said, "well, the cross talk between Mr. Xu and I just said about the Three Kingdoms. There are many bridge sections in the romance of the Three Kingdoms, which we should all be familiar with. Now, it's time for my songs to meet you. Mr. Hong asked me to introduce it to you. In fact, I really have nothing to say. To tell you the truth, it's all from me alone in the room. It's up to everyone to judge whether it's good or bad. "

"Now let's welcome Yan Kun to bring a piece of Cao Cao with warm applause."

In the warm applause, a burst of passionate electronic organ was introduced into everyone's ears, and Yan Kun appeared on the stage wearing a casual dress.

"It's not heroes who don't read the Three Kingdoms.

If you are a hero, how can you not understand loneliness.

Walking down changban slope alone, the moonlight is too gentle.

Cao Cao was not wordy and wanted to take Jingzhou.

With conspiracy, conspiracy, overtly speaking and secretly seizing indifference.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were three kingdoms.

Children's love is around the chaos, who will cook wine.

It is the Three Kingdoms, which can't tell right from wrong.

It has to be said that Yan Kun's voice is naturally good. In the main song part, he is very delicate and affectionate, his voice is full of magnetism, and the part of the auxiliary song is high-powered and flexible. Technically, it can be said that Yan Kun has reached the pinnacle of a singer.

"Wow, the song of emperor Yun is really good. The singer is also very good. His voice is very good."

"They are the top three in the super singer competition. Can they sing well?"

"A good wife can't cook without rice. I think it's mainly the song of emperor Yun. "

Yao Na said to Ye Yongren, "Lao ye, your nephew's singing skill is really excellent. It's so much better than in the super singer contest. It's just different. As long as a few more representative works, he will be a little king of music. It's a good song

Ye Yongren shook his head and said with a bitter smile, "how many representative works? Lao Na, you think it's so easy to find a good song. If I didn't have the courage to ask Yunhai for help, where could I get such a good song. Ah, they are in the same period as Xiao Yunyan. It's hard to get out of his aura. "

Chen Huan said, "this is a monster. Don't mention them young singers. Even we can't match them. Apart from other things, no one in the entire Chinese music circle can write these six songs for the Three Kingdoms in one breath. In terms of creative ability, he is worthy of No.1 in today's music world. What he lacks is just qualification. "After a song "Cao Cao" was sung, Yan Kun bowed deeply to the audience, and then walked off the stage.

Xiao Yun on the sea platform said, "everybody, is this song OK?"

"OK."

Everyone gave Xiao Yunhai face and said in chorus.

Xiao Yunhai nodded and asked, "is Yan Kun good at singing?"

"Good."

"Where is the applause? Why didn't I hear you? "

"Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai's voice fell, the overwhelming applause under the stage resounded throughout the Grand Theater like a tide.

Looking at the free and easy Xiao Yunhai on the stage, ye Yongren sighed deeply and said, "it's not a little bit worse."

When he got down, he applauded and exclaimed at the sea

"Ha ha ha."

Three words immediately made everyone laugh.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "this song is to find its most suitable host. Here are the performances of three great beauties. You guys are blessed. However, I would like to remind you not to patronize people's appearance, but more importantly to listen to the music

"Ha ha." Xiao Yunhai was amused by Xiao Yunhai again.

"Well, let's invite Cai pingya, Zhao Wanqing and Dong Piao to bring us sun Shangxiang, niannujiao and Xinzhan in turn."

"Princess sun of the eastern Wu Dynasty,

seventeen does not weave cloth.

Three hundred steps of the crossbow,

the characters who wear Yang.

The title of literary talent is at the end of the poem,

martial arts is riding on horseback.

Who is the daughter of the Three Kingdoms, the Pearl of martial arts practice.

Heroes do not think of Shu,

since ancient times, beauties are not clear.

The princess was intoxicated with the good fortune,

the mountains and rivers filled the wine cup,

half of the country did not frown

......

CAI pingya is worthy of being a young queen of music. The song "sun Shangxiang" in her performance is lively and delicate, gentle and atmospheric, which makes the audience and the stars very satisfied.

Then there is Zhao Wanqing's niannujiao. As soon as the cheerful rhythm comes up, it will make everyone energetic.

"There are so many beauties in the mountains and rivers

so many beauties compete with each other

there are so many beauties in our country

heroes don't even want to be beautiful

they are so gentle and charming

they can't compare with a smile of a red face

it can't tie her up like a bird

she can't stop her brilliance

What's the matter It's all about her

the world of mortals comes and goes again and again

the beauty is lonely, who asks

the great river goes to the East, the wanderer has gone through the ages, the romantic personages have gone through the ages

the humanity in the west of the old base is the red cliff of Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms

the rockery collapses, the clouds shake the waves, and the thousands of piles of snow roll up

the feather fan, the silk scarf, the talking and laughing, the ash and smoke extinguishes the spars and boats

the rhythm of this song It's very nice to listen to. The lyrics are very heroic, but the singing method is very cheerful and interesting.

After the last note of Zhao Wanqing's "niannujiao" falls, the prelude of "heart war" immediately rings, and Dong Piao appears on the stage sitting on the elevator.

"Hand in hand for waves. A thousand cups are not drunk, only the moonlight.

Knowing a smile does not have to say, to see everything is bright.

With bare hands and in the heart of attack and defense, iron arm and copper wall dare to collide.

This life does not waste this one lie, the fire burns out the Phoenix.

Let the tears dry, this battle, the battlefield of the heart.

Win beautiful, go together. Lose also magnanimous, who is afraid of long night.

Roar when the song, know each other, the most unforgettable.

Rolling Yangtze River, boiling hot, still in the chest.

Why not howl when you sing.

It's no use breaking the shore.

the lyrics of this song "heart war" are the most beautiful. The melody is euphemistic and beautiful. Under the ethereal voice of Dong, the song is perfectly interpreted.

Three good songs in a row, three beauties in a row, let the scene continue to burst out thunderous applause.

"That's great. Originally I was worried that the quality of yunhuang's songs would decline because he had to write so many songs. But now I know that I am worried about nothing. Yunhuang is too good. "

"This is the real embodiment of the power of emperor Yun. In a short week, five top songs in a row are just too shocking. I don't know what to say"It's a pity for all musicians to be in the same era with emperor Yun. It is estimated that there are few people who can rush out under the bright light. "

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