Chapter 80 - The Jokes On You!!

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Kayn messed with the necklace and tweaked with it but he couldn't figure it out. "Yo, System, what does this thing do, can you tell me?" Kayn called to the system once he couldn't figure it out on his own. He had no choice if he couldn't find it out himself.

[This item is called the Medallion Of Vision!]

"Medallion of Vision? What does it do?" Kayn asked. It looked cool and it even had a cool name, it must do something good, right?

[Just put the Medallion on your eye, and you'll see what it can do!]

Kayn raised his eyebrows, and he put the medallion on his eye.

"Ugh!" Kayn felt an intense pain in his head and eye

★ Congratulations, you've learned a New Ability called The Virtual Eye!]

Kayn held his eye, one of his eyes turned purple which indicated that he had successfully learned the new eye technique. As soon as he learned it, the medallion wrapped its way around Kayn's neck. "What? I've got a new eye type of ability, this is too amazing, haha!" Kayn was elated and checked the move description.

[Virtual Eye: ???

"What the hell is this, where is the information?" Black lines appeared on Kayn's forehead, was the ability sealed or something? He kept looking but couldn't understand it no matter what. "System, where is the information at?" Kayn asked

[The ability will load in 12 hours]

"What?" Kayn's mouth twitched a bit, but he didn't say anything, he'd just wait until later. "Hmm, why don't I go hunt down that organization while I'm at it? The underworld organization will take much more time to kill off, I should do it before I leave this universe." Kayn nodded to himself.

All of a sudden, his Holocaster started to vibrate, someone was calling him. Kayn looked at who it was and found that it was Sasha. "Hello, have you missed me so much my little Sasha?" Kayn smiled when he saw Sasha appear on the holo com.

"Kayn, you better stop thinking so much or the next time I see you, I'll rip that mouth of yours off!" Sasha scolded hearing Kayn's ridiculous assumption. She did miss him but how could she say that to him when he had such an annoying smile on his face.

"Relax, you've grown up to be such a beauty, I must say so myself, even that once flat chest has grown so big, hey why are you looking at me like that.. beep beep!" Sasha had hung the com up in his face, he was stunned for a while before he came to himself.

"Damn, she actually got so mad that she hung the phone up in my face!" Kayn dialed her back and she picked up. She glared at Kayn through the holo caster, if she could reach her hands through this thing, she would have grabbed him down and bitten him to death.

"I was joking, but you have become s.e.xy.." before he could finish, she interrupted him

"Shut up! Hmph, when are you coming back home, you've been gone long enough. I still haven't managed to become a SuperSaiyan 2 and this Broly has already passed me in strength!" Kayn finally understood why she was so on edge, she had been completely outdone by a boy younger than her. He was only 11 years old and he had surpassed her just like that, how could she not be mad? She trained hard but Broly barely did anything and surpassed her, this was a harsh blow to her. It was obvious that she wanted Kayn to come back to train her and she just wanted him to come back in general.

"I won't be back in 3 to 4 years or so, so you'll have to wait until then. I will send you a video guide on SSJ2 but you should master SSJ before trying to reach 2." Kayn didn't have to fully master SSJ to reach 2, he could reach it because of his powerful bloodline, which also applied to Broly.

The two chatted for about 2 hours before they both disconnected the call. Sasha trained and sparred with her mom just about every day. He had also heard that Bardock was training with Gine more often than anything else. Gine had improved a lot faster than most people, this was probably because she had the goal to protect rather than revenge or to ultimately strive for power.

Kayn once again looked at the Virtual Eye ability, he wondered what this ability could do. He then looked over towards the floating hyperbolic time chamber door gate. If he calculated correctly then every two hours out here meant that a month had passed in the chamber, yes, this should be right.

"Red, you stay here and guard the door from any unknown foes that may appear." The Red puppet nodded and stood in place, it stood right in the middle of the arena like a statue. "Hmm, should I have some fun with those clans?" Kayn smiled. Last time he dressed up as pennywise and wreaked havoc on the Turtle clan.

"So many to choose from, who will it be?" Kayn had many to choose from, it could be the Dragon clan, the Golden Lion clan, and even the Eagle clan. "Hmm, okay, the eagle clan it is, they'll have to take one for the team." Kayn smiled sinisterly.

Kayn used instant transmission and arrived at the same alleyway he always appeared in. He shapeshifted into an old man and began to walk the streets. "Hey, young lad, can you tell me the coordinates and location of the Heavenly Eagle clan?" Kayn asked in a hoarse voice.

"Uh, sure old man, they are located in the Sky Continent, the coordinates are...." The man began to relay everything to Kayn. The continent had several other strong clans as well but he would pay no mind to them. Kayn handed the man 10 Platinum coins which made the man's heart race, he was first stunned then shocked and eventually overjoyed at his fortune. The man looked at the coins in his hand and wanted to thank the old man but when he looked up, he wasn't there anymore, he had disappeared.

"Where in the world did that old man go?" He looked around but eventually shrugged his shoulders and walked away in large strides. At this time, Kayn had arrived at the Sky Continent, he had appeared near the coordinate the man had given to him. The city that appeared before him was massive, it was about the same size as the city Athena lives in but there was much more forest around here. The city was called Sky Fall City, the city had a pretty good name which would catch anyone's attention.

Kayn wasted no time and teleported in the city, but he appeared above a residence this time, yes, it was the Eagle clan's residence! What Kayn saw was 2 large Eagle statues standing near the gateway before entry, Kayn had heavily suppressed his power level at this point.

Kayn rushed towards the residence and landed on top of it, he then shapeshifted. This time, he appeared as someone else, he was wearing an all-purple suit, his hair was green and he had tons of makeup on that made his face look pale white. Kayn had shapeshifted into the Joker from DC!

"Haha, it's showtime!" Kayn smashed his way into the residence with a bang. This obviously alarmed everyone within the residence to act. Clouds of dust formed around the area Kayn had attacked, he even used the system to create much more smoke for his grand entry!

"Who the hell has the nerve to break into the Heavenly Eagle clan's residence!?" An elder from the clan Hollard like a mad man seeing the gaping hole in the roof of the residence. "Get the hell out here and give me your life!" He screamed again, his face was red like an apple.

Many other elders arrived at the scene, which even included some of the younger generation who came to see what idiot was seeking his own death. They believed that they were going to watch a good show. They couldn't see anything from a large amount of smoke Kayn was producing, he did this on purpose so that more would come.

"Why the hell is there so much smoke? Whoever it was just broke through the roof, could it create that much dust?" They all questioned. This amount of smoke didn't make any sense at all. At that moment a man walked out of the cloud of smoke, he had a nice flower on his suit as well, this was indeed Kayn.

"HaHa, hello friends! I just happened to be in the area and wanted to get to know everyone around here!" Kayn scanned everyone with his gaze, he had a glint of insanity in his eyes that made the younger generation shiver in fear.

"What the... Who the hell are you!?" One of the Elders spoke with rage and anger like no other, to him, this guy was dressed like a fool! Was he trying to start trouble by destroying their roof?

"Oh, you can call me Joker, my buddy pennywise told me that the people here are the nicest and richest people of all. I just want to come greet everyone here!" Kayn's eyes flashed purple when he was done talking, which spooked the younger generation further.

"You damn bastard, we have a front door you know! You're obviously here to cause trouble, if I don't give you a beating then my name isn't Falco the great!" The man was angry to the extreme, Kayn honestly wondered if this guy had anger issues.

"Aw, you seem mad, let me turn that frown upside down." Kayn smiled sinisterly

"What did you say!? You little shit, go die!" Elder Falco pounced toward Kayn, wanting to tear his mouth off. However, his hands went right through him, thus he failed to touch Kayn.

"Smile!" Kayn touched the flower on his suit and gas shot out and into Elder Falcon's face. He screamed and backed away holding his face.

"Elder!"

"Falco!"

Many people looked worried seeing him get sprayed by the weird green gas. "What did you do, it is poison, you shameless sc.u.mbag!" Another Elder scorned Kayn and was about to attack until.....

"Hahahahaahah!"

Elder Falco started laughing uncontrollably, his eyes were wide open and he had the biggest smile on his face as he laughed. Everyone was shocked, they knew how serious this elder was and he never smiled or laughed. In fact, he was always angry but now he was laughing like a madman.

"See, everyone can be happy like Mister Falco. Don't worry, I'll make all my friends happy, let's smile all together!" Half way through his voice sounded gentle but it started to get demonic at the end!

This caused some of the elders with a low mental state to sweat profusely as they backed away.

"Hahahahaha---haha!" Falco soon stopped laughing and fell to the ground with a big smile on his face. If anyone were to inspect him, they would know that he had, in fact, died from laughter!

"Haha, say cheese!" Kayn waved his hand and several spaces opened up. Green gas began to pour in from every part of the residence. He was clearly trying to laugh these people to death, death by laughter! If anyone knew that they were wiped out from laughing too hard then everyone else might suffer the same fate from hearing how they died!

"Oh my god this clown is crazy, everyone, run outside, this will stop the gas from spreading too much!" The elder yelled out. The elders and many young people started flying towards the hole. However, once they reached the hole they saw a huge balloon that was human-shaped, it looked like the joker. Kayn pulled out a pistol and shot the balloon.

Pop!

The balloon exploded and gas came pouring out, sadly, this gas wasn't laughing gas but actual toxic gas. The green gas cloud engulfed most of the elders and half of the younger generations.

"Cough Cough"

"AH~~!"

"AH~!"

Screams of horror circulated around the mansion. Acidic gas began to melt them slowly, they started to look like melted candy. The ones who were too close to the balloon suffered from this sad revelation while those further away were coughing and choking. There were some that didn't get hit with the gas at all and began rush to attack Kayn desperately.

"HAHAHA! You guys like games, how about a game of cards!" Kayn pulled out some cards from his back pocket and flung them towards the incoming attackers. These cards were infused with Ki and were one of the jokers' long-range attacks. The sharp cards were shredding people like cheese! Limbs were cut off while some people were even cut in half, they couldn't resist at all and they were really thin and hard to see.

At that moment, a wind kicked up and sucked all the gas out of the building, this was clearly someone's doing. It didn't take long before the toxic and laughing gas was removed from the residence.

"You dare to attack and kill the people of my Heavenly Eagle Clan!" A booming voice covered the mansion as an extremely strong power level surged!

It was the Clan Leader!

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