Chapter 196

Chapter 196

Before

The physical therapy room smelled like lemon pledge and sweat, with a subtle yet distinct undercurrent of feces. I didnt know if they were all like this, like it was some kind of PT signature, but every similar facility in the clinic Nick dragged me to smelled exactly the same.

Fuck. Nick swore. He was holding onto the two parallel bars in the center of the room, triceps rippling from the effort, occupying the same spot hed been in ten minutes ago. The only difference was that the back of his hospital gown came undone, flying open like a reverse cape.

I penciled in an answer on the prep-book and turned the page.

The supernova event of 1987 is interesting in that there is still no evidence of the neutron star that current theory says should have remained after a supernova of that size. This is in spite of the fact that many of the most sensitive instruments ever developed have searched for the telltale pulse of radiation that neutron stars emit. Thus, current theory is wrong in claiming that supernovas of a certain size always produce neutron stars.

Which one of the following, if true, most strengthens the argument?

Most supernova remnants that astronomers have detected have a neutron star nearby. Sensitive astronomical instruments have detected neutron stars much farther away than the location of the 1987 supernova. The supernova of 1987 was the first that scientists were able to observe in progress. Several important features of the 1987 supernova are correctly predicted by the current theory. Some neutron stars are known to have come into existence by a cause other than a supernova explosion.

I stared at the question. Closed the textbook to check the cover and make sure I hadnt picked up an astronomy prep-book by mistake, then opened it again. The fuck?

Fucking what? Nick asked. Rivulets of sweat poured down his face, and he squinted at me beneath ringlets of soaked hair. He was leaning further forward, looking like a wax mannequin dumped on the side of the road in Tucson.

I uncrossed my legs and walked awkwardly towards him, my foot asleep from sitting in one position for too long, and shoved the book in his face. He blinked several times, struggling to make out the text. Motherfucker.

I reread the question again, looking for the hook Id missed, finding none. Fucking bullshit.

Pencil in F. Nick suggested, between gasps for air. For fuck off.

I snorted. Fucking A. But that was too many words between fucks. You broke the chain.

Still gripping the rails, he extended a finger towards me. The lawyer shit fits. Youre a goddamn shyster.

Too bad Im not planning to be a lawyer. Law School was way out of budget. Even if I got a full-ride to both a good college and a solid law school afterwhich I doubtedthe textbooks might as well have been etched in gold. Whatever pittance they offered to cover them wouldnt come close to the final tally. It was too much effort for too little payoff. I dog-eared the page for later research and closed the book. Can we say that, by the way?

Lawyer? Nick snorted.

Shyster.

Whats wrong with Shyster?

Dunno. I think it might be anti-semitic, or something.

No its not. Nick scoffed. A shadow of doubt crossed his face. Is it?

I flipped open my burner and pulled up the browser to look it up, only to be greeted by the perpetually spinning circle. Out of data.

Nick inclined his head backwards towards where his phone sat, blasting warring alt-rock over the tranquil spa music that played through the speakers overhead. Use mine.

I grabbed his phone. He gave me a sort of half-smirk, and I rolled my eyes and focused on the phone screen. The passcode was four digitsmeaning he was still using a simple passcode, which made this worlds easier than it could have been. I tried his birthday first.

The phone vibrated, white dots going transparent.

No dice

Graduation year?

Nope.

Dont lock me out. Nick warned.

Relax, Ive got three more tries. I studied the screen.

Nick wasnt a complete asshole, so it wouldnt be a code I couldnt hope to guess. Or at the very least, he thought I could get it, based on what I knew about him previously or information Id gleaned in the hospital.

I entered four numbers and groaned, internally, as the phone unlocked.

Really?

Nick hee-hawed himself into a coughing fit. He continued to snicker, red-eyed. A number so magical I had to use it twice.

Your passcode literally only comprises two numbers, repeated. Youre a bellend.

Gettin a wee bit British in ere, are we? Nick said, in the worst imitation of a cockney accent Id ever heard.

That supposed to be British? Sounds more like a piss-drunk Australian.

Nick opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again. Before I make the obvious joke, we should probably make sure theres no current pending cancellations in my future. Because Im pretty sure I may have, possibly, used that word on Twitter.

Twitter still exists? I asked.

Nick nodded.

I knew that all this was a distraction. That he was procrastinating. And cancellation a few years from now would be the least of Nicks problems once he was back in circulation. Theyd be decent enough until his ration of social pity expired. Maybe a month or two. After that, things would get ugly.

But he was doing me the service of distracting me from my mother, who was probably still wailing her lungs out in the clinics sister facility.

Least I could do was humor him.

I pulled up Safari and did the research.

So, youre probably in the clear. I finally said.

Nick squinted. Whats probably? Why probably?

Shyster is commonly mis-attributed to Shylock, the antagonist from Shakespeares Merchant of Venice. Pound-of-flesh guy was Jewishand there are still scholars arguing over whether Merchant of Venice was problematic as recently as a few years ago. But like I said, its a misattribution. The word itself predates MoV, and is really only derogatory to lawyers.

So why am I only probably not cancelled? Nick asked.

Dubious intent.

What?

Did you say it to a Jewish person?

No. I dont think so.

Then youre fine.

Im not doing this. Nick looked away.

Fine with me. I made a show of scrolling through his contacts. Lets see. Alexandra, Bethany, Bridget, Bridgette with extra letters, CassieJesus, how many girls do you have in here?

Cassies my momWhat the hell do you think youre doing? I saw him in my peripheral, watching me with growing alarm.

Composing a group text. Figured wed send everyone an update on your progress.

Nicks jaw dropped. You wouldnt.

Do I strike you as someone with a robust sense of humor? I asked dryly.

Give me my phone back, bro. Nick snapped. His fear, his self-pity, was disappearing. Changing into something feral.

I dropped it onto the mat at the end of the bars. Come and get it.

He didnt move.

I dont have to send the picture, Nick. Because pretty soon, thats the only version of you that exists. Everyone will see it for themselves, live and in-person. And Jesus, talking about never getting out of here? What a fucking joke. I dont care how loaded your parents are. PTs fucking expensive. Their insurance probably covers half at most, meaning theyre covering the other half out of pocket, meaningno matter how busy or absent they are, eventually theyre gonna be sitting in the therapists office, getting a status update on exactly how that money is being spent.

Fuck. You. Nick grabbed the bar.

There you go. Use that anger. Channel it.

I continued, spittle flying out of my mouth. And sure, maybe the PT milks you for a couple more months. Why give up a cash-cow when its still producing?

Nick screamed, pulling himself to his feet. His face was gaunt, pale, and he clung to the bars like a man holding onto a life preserver in a hurricane. But his eyes burned.

Eventually, the therapist will come clean. He wont tell them the truth, exactly. That youre a self-pitying child who wont lift a finger to aid his own recovery. Hell find a nicer way to say it. Like, I think Nicholas has made all the progress he can.

Nick took a step forward, and another. Youre a twisted motherfucker

I sneered. At least Im honest with myself. Can you say the same? When youre back in school, and all those people are watching you struggle to wheel yourself through the hallways, can you be honest with yourself, Nick? That the only reason youre in a wheelchair is not because you need itnot because the injury was so severe that there was no alternativebut because you, fucking, quit.

I am gonna strangle your ass when I get there. Nick huffed.

Sure. Ill schedule a time for Friday. Next week, I said. But I was losing the venom. He was over half-way now, moving at a decent clip. Any legitimate annoyance I felt was long gone. Instead, I felt melancholy. Almost sad.

Strange.

Nick stalled at the finish line, strands of drool dripping from his lips, his teeth. NofuckI cant do it. Thats it. I cant do it.

I opened my mouth, fully prepared to launch one final, verbal assault. And found that I couldnt. Instead, I left him there and brought the wheelchair around.

Yes you can, Nick.

I cant. Nick shouted hoarsely, his vocal cords fried.

Just look. I pointed behind him.

Nick raised his head, slowly, groggily, and gawked at the distance. As Id suspected, hed lost track of the progress he made.

I swallowed. All the way back therewhen it took you forever to take a single stepyou told me all you wanted was the truth. But if you can look how far youve come and tell me the person who crossed all that distance in such a short time cant close this tiny gap? Youre lying to yourself.

I need a second. Nick rasped.

Take ten.

Nick closed his eyes and moved. His hand slipped off the end of the bar. I caught him under his armpits before he could fall and grunted. Got you, buddy. Ive got you.

By some miracle I got him into the chair without dropping him or crumpling like a soda-can.

Nicks head lulled back, eyes half-lidded My phone.

Yup. I scooped it up off the mat and deleted the picture. Pics gone forever. Youre good.

Goodbye, Nick.

Still out of it, Nick tried to put the phone in his pocket, realized he had none, and left it between the chair and his thigh.

His eyes focused on me. Youre kind of a prick.

It stung, even though it shouldnt have. Yeah. Just gonna get you to your room, then Ill fuck off, okay?

Nick held a wobbly finger straight up, like a child with an idea. When we do this tomorrow, maybe bring it down like a notch. Or like, four notches.

I snorted. Then registered what he was saying. Are you serious?

Yeah man, Nick swatted at me, annoyed. I mean forget Ross, you made Gunnery Sergeant Hartman look like Mrs. Doubtfire.

I got about sixty percent of that. I hesitated. But I just want to make sure I understand. You actually want me to come back tomorrow?

What? Nick smirked. Got a hot date you didnt tell me about?

Okay, dont be a dick.

As far as I could tell, he was serious. Id definitely hurt himthat was the problem with negative reinforcement, it always left a mark. But hed forgiven it so easily. We were in uncharted territory now, and I had no idea how to proceed.

Nicks eyes closed completely, and it looked like he was talking in his sleep. Can we get ice cream?

Sure. I can pick up something from the gas station across the street.

Marble Slab? Nick asked hopefully.

I rolled my eyes. Wed need a van with a wheelchair lift again. Its late enough that no one will notice if we borrow one of the clinics. Shift change is in twenty minutes, could snag the keys from behind the front desk easily enough, but Im not gonna go through all of that if youre just going to pass out while Im gone.

I heard your entire plan, and I am awake and committed, Nick said, forcing his eyes fully open.

Fine. But youre paying.

By the time I got the keys and returned, I could hear Nick snoring from outside the door.