Chapter 1316： Oh, dizzy boy!

As a mighty and majestic top chicken head that dominates the country (Yanhuishan)... the chicken king... uh... in short, that's what it means. Lord Sanhuang has always had that kind of high toe. Annoyingly uncontested.

The chicken is born, isn’t it just such a thing, slap to slap, it’s okay to step on an egg, eat super big and super sweet wild bee pupae, tinker with a few secret nests in the mountain's sweet red bean bushes. ...

Of course, Mr. Sanhuang’s chicken life is not painless. Sometimes, he also needs to watch his baby with tears being boiled into hot spring eggs, fried into poached eggs, wrapped into egg dumplings, and so on.

This sometimes refers to every morning, noon, and evening, which is really embarrassing.

It's all for life.

The chicken is not easy to live, Sanhuang sighed.

But Sanhuang has always felt that this kind of life is perfect-except for those crazy two-legged beasts who always like to let them watch this when they eat and stew their wives/loves/children.

Fuck you guys!

Sanhuang uttered sorrowful and defiant roars more than once, and flew up to try to fight with those crazy people. However, there was no use for eggs. Sanhuang found that every time he did this, he would make two-legged beasts. They are more excited.

This Nima...

I beg you to be individuals! Is my Lord Sanhuang living to satisfy the perverted desires of you people? ?

......

"Linzi...you seem to scare Lord Sanhuang so stupid... it's over..."

Seeing San Huang staring at the kitchen knife sluggishly, Master San Huang's most loyal mother, the Uncle Fan Warlock, was flustered more than one point or two.

Lin XX frowned and realized that things were not simple.

"Damn this chicken is going to heaven, even the kitchen knife can't scare it? Come on, please bring up the boss's egg beater!!"

It's the same as a joke. It's impossible to control the crock chicken skills through artificial micro-manipulations. Lin Chou still mixed up-this dish was invented by Lao Tzu! You three yellows are responsible for making a squeaky babble? ?

A hundred eggs, a large bowl, and an egg beater.

"Oh...Oh..."

Sanhuang moaned in fear from deep in his throat.

It is so special that it understands this thing, it is the most cruel, corpse-stained torture instrument, with its countless chubby children crying and wailing!

Uncle Warlock licked his lips, and he was ready to slip a complete drumstick in his hand.

The chicken skin is golden, the fat is dripping, and the juice of the thick oil red sauce exudes the aroma of wild vegetables and fungi, which arouses the desire to eat.

"Click~tons, tons~"

Seeing his own baby flowing alive from the hard swaddle, turning from the sun-like brilliant circle into a chaos, Lord Sanhuang uttered a loud, not so sad cry:

"Cack! (My number 163,897 hits! Go all the way! Father put it here~! Don't be afraid, oh good!

In the eyes of people like Lin Chou and the warlock who can perceive and see the energy surge with their own eyes, just as the three yellows uttered, a burst of brilliant energy burst out like a cloud and see the sun, and the warlock's body was like a "catastrophe halo". The thick purple color melted without the slightest resistance, and disappeared in an instant.

Of course, some evolutionists on Yanhui Mountain can also see this effect.

"Fuck you, here again!"

"Gan! I have eaten crock pot chicken 16 times without any special effects!"

"First of all, you have to have a reliable relationship with Boss Lin."

"Shit, you really want a lottery fan to be lucky, but these idiots only believe that the lottery is random!"

"Ma Yeah, every time I watch this scene, I feel that the son of luck is nothing more than that, but it's a pity that it's just a temporary worker."

The brilliant gold casts the uncle Warlock like a golden figure-of course, ordinary naked eyes can't see it.

However, ordinary people who are a bit more sensitive can perceive the difference between the warlock and the previous ones.

His temperament has changed, a kind of vigorous self-confidence or something that rushes directly from the depths of his soul, making his whole mental state different.

"Gan!"

With luck, the uncle Warlock’s tone is full of confidence,

"I'm going back to solve the problem! If this doesn't solve the problem, then just solve the person who has the problem!"

With a puff, the uncle Warlock turned into a cloud of ash and teleported away-he didn't even forget to take the three yellows away.

"Tsk~"

Lin Chou was holding a bowl while beating eggs and stuffing his mouth with centipede meat roasted with butter garlic fennel root.

"I hope that hapless kid will come out alive..."

In the current state of the Warlock Master, if he still can’t figure out a way to solve the problem of synchronizing the "Plus version soul" with the original version of the body, then in all likelihood, in order to continue to make money, he will force the Xiaobawang server to pick up guests and destroy the hapless child by the way. The corpse disappeared.

Don’t think that this kind of thing is impossible, Mingguang officials really can’t offend the uncle Warlock-and there is no need to give up this one for a four-to-five evolutionary, which may produce a hundred, ten, and ten thousand four-to-five. Xiaobawang server.

With Mingguang’s urinary sex, isn’t this just a matter of sending a forerunner who took the lead for the survival and development of Mingguang for the great scientific research cause and let us mourn and remember the announcement together, and then give it to the client’s home With a big wave of compensation, this matter is over.

Otherwise, this is the end of the world, this is the era of cataclysm, and there are many people who are walking on the road. Who else do you want to talk about?

Lin Chou was thinking about this when he saw a familiar little guy crawling into the house carrying a big bag.

"Yeah, Ziyu, what's this for?"

Lin Chou pointed to Zhao Ziyu's big backpack.

Zhao Ziyu's handsome face that made countless mothers scream **** suddenly fainted with a large swath of blood red.

"runaway!!"

"Ah this..." Lin Chou blinked his eyes, "What the hell?"

Zhao Ziyu was even more embarrassed, a large bead of sweat appeared on his forehead.

"I, I ran away from home..."

"Too much! I can't accept it!"

"Our old man gave me a blind date!! I'm going to hide in the Zu Mountain for a while!!"

Lin Chou continued to blink, his expression narrowing.

"Why, is this a bad thing?"

"The woman is 13 years older than me!"

"Then she's only twenty-five and sixty. As the saying goes, female juniors hold BRIC female seniors at 30..."

"Three thousand women's colleges are in the fairy class, and thirty thousand women's colleges are still fed by the queen mother. Would you like to try it?"

"Ah, this..." Lin Chou said sternly, "Brother Chou has the best small cowhide field tent here. It is warm in winter and cool in summer and does not return to the tide and does not leak rain. I will give you 5 boxes of this happy water. Bring the Jingjing refrigerator, it can be used for 4 months without changing the Yuanjing. Yes, you can take these two big hams, and another 50 salt-baked chickens. Resolutely resist the arranged marriage-Brother Chou can only help you get here. !"

"Brother Sorrow is better, I will carry that thing on my back,"

Zhao Ziyu choked up.

"By the way, Brother Chou has something else. When Lao Zhao came here for a while, you said you didn’t see me. If our old man doesn’t believe me, emmmmm, I think Lao Zhao Tau is really not your opponent, Brother Chou, you are very strong. Brother Sorrow, come on, come on!"

"Ah this..."

Lin Chou stared at Zhao Ziyu, who was moving like a small mountain bag, and disappeared in the back mountain after a few ups and downs, thinking that he might have finished saying "Ah, this" in this life.

"I haven't paid the bill yet! I didn't say that it was given to you for free, this bear boy..."

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emmmm.

In fact, I am so desperate.

The previous illness was just right, and I went to another funeral.

Sanguan returned to his hometown for less than two years, and left 5 elders, all of whom are close relatives who need to wear linen and filial piety. This...

Although it is said that the age of Sanguan has reached this kind of time, I won't say much about this **** age. Those who understand understand, and those who don't understand, I hope you don't understand it all the time.

It can be said that the emotions have collapsed directly...

Then I have been busy getting married. Everyone who has a wife probably knows how boring this thing is. If there is any friction between the parents of both parents, it will be a disaster.

Just two words: I'm Gan!

Jie is probably the current state of the three people, one head and two big ones.

Seriously, I really envy you single dogs.

Slipped away.