Chapter 869： Black car

Lin Chou and Fat Master (mainly Fat Master) finally decided to go to Old Xue to grab... er, borrow the fish.

According to Fat Master's meaning, at least first borrow a hundred and eighty fish that have been raised for a year and a half, and let Fat Master eat enough before talking about other things.

Lin Chou put his hands together and mourned for Lao Xue's fish pond for a second.

Then relaxed,

"Then I will just prepare the sheep, so I decided so happily~"

Wei Tianxing: "..."

In fact, when the time is up, the big bosses of the group dinner should go back and continue to have the **** meeting they called it.

But some people are unwilling to eat Neon Dragon!

First of all, there is only one two-color and one three-color neon technique among the more than one hundred evolvers on Yanhui Mountain. The rest are all monochromatic, and there is not a situation where several colors have exploded like in the beast tide and even one colorful .

Most of the monochromatic colors are khaki with only three-dimensional defense. Although it does not affect the defense of the stone skin itself, it will always drop a little bit of soil when something is fine, and the soil will fall off?

Then there was a small group of people who were so angry:

Why is the neon technique (pseudo) that appears after others have eaten it is one color, two colors and colorful, no matter how bad it is, there is noble purple and elegant blue, and we will recognize it as a local tyrant — maybe even if you burst out Blowshui's own blood is a Super Saiyan too!

But many people look at the textured stone skin on their bodies and want to cry without tears. What does this camouflage green mean?

Especially the hair after brushing the skills, it is almost green and deep, and the green makes people feel painful.

It’s reasonable to know that the green neon technique is higher than the red orange, but this group of guys still can’t help but vomit—not everyone can treat themselves with a green show like Wei Dao. It's calm and even a little proud!

So the green team called out Lin Chou, clamoring for an explanation as if hitting the sky.

Someone gloated,

"Ms. Lin, as a very loyal gossip enthusiast, can I interview you how it feels to have so many fourth- and fifth-order evolutionaries at the same time? Proud? Proud? Comfortable? Sneer?"

Interview your second uncle and grandfather, get out!

To be honest, it's quite spectacular for such a large green shimmering stone-skinned creature to block the door together, with long hair and short hair trembling.

Lin Chou held his chin and considered for a while.

"Will you feel less psychologically burdened if you shave your head?"

The green team collectively vomits blood for three liters, okay...

I rely on, is this brain structure different from our normal people?

Think of your own dignified fourth (fifth) level boss, madly brushing neon skills when fighting a powerful enemy, and then wearing a bright green big bald head against the enemy crazy output-"呔" "Eating Laozi Black Tiger Heart out" "Holy light, that evil looks worth fighting!" "Give me strength, neon~" "The technique of blinding your eyes with a big green bald head" "Laughing to death, you inherit your flowers and play with your wife." "The Art of Beating Your Baby" "The Art of Green Sensing (Dyeing

Replenish your brain, everyone is not good.

Lin Chou coughed,

"Actually, I was joking just now."

"..."

"The neon technique (pseudo) will be repeatedly refreshed and activated every time you eat the neon dragon, and it will only be randomly selected at a level greater than or equal to the original level. If you want to eat it next time, it will be fine.

"..."

It's really a miracle that you haven't been beaten to death for joking like this.

After solving these small problems, the evolutionaries on the mountain drove away in groups. After all, they didn't watch it lively. It would be better to go back to the meeting and hang up the experience bar to upgrade.

Lin Chou mumbled,

"Weird, cold-hearted... Where did Classmate A Leng and that girl go?"

Wu Ke ran over,

"Brother Chou, Brother Chou, I saw them'rolling' over the corridor of Hetao. They were fighting very well. It's so strange. Admiral Leng didn't fight with Big Breast Sister, but with a stranger. people."

Vaguely, you can actually hear a thunderous explosion from a distance, but the distance is too far and you didn't notice it for a while.

One is a force madman holding a very dense metal and the other is a super MT whose original armor can resist the sixth guard. God knows when they will fight.

"Hey, Brother Sorrow, I'm full!" Xia Da silly held a big old bowl, talked silly, and put the last few pieces of neon dragon meat in the bowl into his mouth.

He is not interested in the light maitake mushrooms fried fish liver and spring cake filling, life is only meat-big pieces of meat!

"Drink something? There is Fat House Happy Water in the machine over there, haven't you drunk it? I'll get you some buckets."

Lin Chou tried to go to the living corpse shooting range just to eat meat every day, but he still remembered to hide half of the rabbit's leg secretly to make his stupid big man extra bright.

So far, Dasha is the only one who eats anything in his place without thinking about the circulation point. Comrade A Leng will pay for dinner, alright!

Lin Chou said,

"Walk together later, I have to go back to the alley."

Dasha scratched his head,

"What's going on back?"

"Uncle Tiger asked me to bring me a basket of radishes, which are particularly good, and I went to ask about the supply... Besides, it's been a long time since I went back."

"Okay, Uncle Tiger stewed fish is delicious!"

Lin Sorrow said,

"Then you stay, don't run around, I'm going to be busy, then let the mountain master drive the pangolin to send us back... Fuck..."

Lin Chou patted his forehead suddenly.

Come on, it's so lively again.

Come and come, let’s analyze, Shan Ye, who is full of interest and sinful peeping in the back mountain, suddenly finds that there is a strengthened rank 4th and 5th female evolutionary behind him, and the gentle drinker who is worshipped by the Prince of Shan himself, will it be What rhythm.

-Surprise is not a surprise, and is not an accident? !

It seems that Lord Shan has kneeled firmly for the second time. It is still a problem whether he can climb back from the back mountain alive. The old driver who overturned the car can no longer take me today.

When the time came to night, the Lord Shan was unsurprisingly placed in the back mountain.

When Lin Chou went to look at it, Lord Shan was covered with slender footprints. His bald head was painted with some kind of paint that looks like lipstick but could not be washed away with a vivid picture of King Ba playing in the water-the turtle shell is in the water. On the one hand, the aqua-green king who looks like a copper bell and wears a gauze wants to refuse, have you ever seen it!

The ghost knows why Shan Ye is clearly not injured but can't even blink an eye, point acupuncture?

Finally, Leng Han drove Xia Dasha and Lin Sorrow.

The wounded Leng Han and Bu Nanzhi were sitting in the front seat, suddenly speaking a few words from time to time, making small strokes.

A slight primordial glow lingered in the car, and the body quivered rhythmically with the faint primordial glow fluctuations, accompanied by the weird metallic twisting sound of "squeaking".

Well, the "small range" of the two is just relative.

Leng Han’s ultra-density metal today is a golden python with exquisite scales and fierce fangs. When the plate wriggles on Leng Han’s body, even the crisp rubbing sound of the scales is clearly audible. The only drawback is that the snake’s eyes are still like gold. To portray it in relatively easy-to-understand terms-this snake has no spirituality.

(Things that cannot be used as ingredients have no spirituality!)

At this moment, Lin Chou can only relieve the pain in his heart by carefully observing this golden boa constrictor:

God, what did someone Lin make wrong, want me to get in this black car...

Xia Dasha, who lacks a rib, should have ushered in the only few opportunities in his life to truly face fear. With a big grin, the ratio of white eyes and black eyes in the area of ​​the eyes is extremely different-visible Dasha's eyes widened to what extent.

Xia Dasha is like a fish jumping ashore, desperately opening his mouth wide and can’t squeeze a word out, but looking at his mouth shape, he should be able to translate directly.

"Ah ah ah ah~"

In this cool, paper-thin world, only the little quilts wrapped tightly around each other can bring a touch of warmth.

When Lin Chou and Xia Zhonghui shivered and hugged together to keep warm, the first two violent "stream of consciousness" gestures finally reached a climax.

The original glow around Leng Han fluctuated violently and became extremely unstable.

Leng Han said,

"Next time, I lost this time."

Bu Nanzhi is still a shy little red face that is harmless to humans and animals, even a little cute.

"Ok..."

"If you have reached Tier 5, I may not be your opponent at all."

Bu Nanzhi enviously looked at the golden serpent floating in the void and coiling around Leng Han’s body.

"This ability is so powerful that it makes people envious of it."

Just as Leng Han was about to speak, his expression suddenly changed.

The big snake around the body can no longer maintain the serpentine shape. Instead, it spreads out directly and becomes a state that Leng Han has "set" in advance and is often used-that is, the state of metal streamers.

"Wow~"

The seemingly soft streamer stretched for a moment and brought devastating consequences.

The armored vehicles of the garrison are cut and torn into pieces like soap bubbles.

From a distance, a huge golden peony suddenly bloomed in this off-road vehicle, bursting out of its cocoon.

"Boom, click, click!"

After a series of strange noises, the four people sat on the grass with gray heads and felt the breeze. A few meters away was a pile of black smoke with four wheels of scrap iron.

"Boom~"

A thick bearing suddenly flew from the scrap iron pile, slammed on the floating gold ribbon, and instantly shattered into invisible particles.

"Oh yeah~"

The black-grey-stained Xia Dasha suddenly jumped up, sang and danced around the scrap iron pile that was barely recognizable as a car, spinning and jumping with his eyes closed, "Safe, come down, I don't have to die!!!"

Next to him, Leng Han held a relatively complete steering wheel in his hand, expressionless.

"Ahem."

Lin Chou glanced at the base city from a distance, "It's almost dozens of kilometers away, shall we go back?"

A few people walked towards the base city, Leng Han held the lonely steering wheel and said nothing, Lin Chou didn't even figure out why she kept holding the steering wheel!

Bu Nanzhi's unfortunate chattering mouth,

"In fact, this car should be rescued again..."

Ran goose,

"Boom~"

The fire blazed into the sky, fragments flew around, black smoke was like a dragon, and heat waves hit people.

——Real men never look back at explosions.

The shadows of the four people were pulled by the flames for a long, long time, dancing like demons.

It can be said that this is a very magnificent scene, provided that if the bomb is someone else's car.

Bu Nanzhi's "It's a pity" expression froze on his face, and he whispered.

"Should I not speak..."

A steering wheel suddenly fell into the grass and rolled away.

Leng Han's face was as heavy as water, and the metal streamer floating beside her shrank into a ball aggrievedly:

muster...

shrink...

muster...

shrink...

So Lin Chou squeezed his chin and thought, could it be that the cuteness in the cold tyrannosaurus's heart is that kind of cute little toy-the air bag?

"Chachacha!"

The metal ball suddenly grew countless sharp spikes in all directions. The tips were as thin as a hair. The spikes were four to five meters long, and each of them was of different length and density. The densely packed whole looked like a huge golden sea urchin.

Lin Sorrow, "..."

Foggy grass!

┗(0﹏0)┛ surrender and never dare anymore.

No words all the way.

A few people are not particularly slow, considering Lin Chou and Xia Dasha's feelings that the speed will slow down the guys, they have already reached the gate in an hour and a half.

Cheng Shou is not an acquaintance.

But when they saw Leng Han's icy face, their necks suddenly shrank and they were very neat.

The four of them entered the city without swiping their ID cards, and drove away the official cars of the city guards.

Leng Han just lighted up his ID card and said something.

"requisition."

Just drove away.

There was even a guy who filled up a tank full of gas, and the car was driving far and still waving with a brilliant smile.

The power of this official car is completely incomparable with the previous car. As soon as the accelerator is stepped on, it feels that the body vibrates very cheerfully, and the loud noise is like a muzzle roaring in the ears.

So as soon as the car drove into the alley, every house rushed out of many onlookers.

After all, there is no one here that can afford a car, and I don't even dare to even think about it. The car is a very "high-end" thing in the alley, and everyone comes out to see it.

The dark-faced forest and Xia Dasha got out of the car, embarrassed.

Originally, I brought a lot of food and drink to the old neighbors in the alley, but in the end, they all followed the "boom" of the poor car before and left with the wind.

When she saw that she was an acquaintance, Hu's sister-in-law was holding the gourd baby's hand, her voice was very penetrating.

"Brother Tiger! The forest is here~"

Three steps and two steps to rush up,

"Yeah, Linzi, what's the matter with you, you have a fight with others? Are you injured?"

Lin Chou continued to be embarrassed,

"Ahem, it's okay, the car had a small accident and it broke down, no one was injured."

Sister Hu was relieved, her gaze turned to Xia Dashou who was on the side, she liked it in her heart-warming eyes.

"Yo-yo-yo, big man, how long have you not come to see your sister-in-law Hu?"

Xia Dasha scratched his head,

"My class is busy, and I work overtime every day after the animal boom, and I don't have time to sleep!"

Let's put it this way, at least in Pythagorean Alley, there is no one who doesn't like Dasha.

Sincere, honest, and enthusiastic, every time he came back to have a meal with Lin Chou, he would take the initiative to help the neighbors in the alley with tons of hard work, which was extremely popular.

Then Uncle Hu also came out. Seeing the two of them like this, he couldn't help but "blame" again.