Chapter 226： Who will carry this pot?

The strange-looking beast that Shen Feng and Bald brought back was about ten meters long and was densely covered with long brown spikes.

The spikes on the back of the hip are concentrated and long. The spikes alone are more than two meters long. They are very hideous and terrifying. They hang a short tail and are simply covered by spikes.

Lin worry said, "Isn't this a porcupine? Where did you get it? Porcupine is still delicious."

Shen Feng smiled, "Brother Lin, you are wrong about this, this thing is not a porcupine."

Lin Chou circled it twice, "Bear face, pig body, huge nose, five short stature, thick legs like four pillars, this is not a porcupine."

Shen Feng stretched out his hand and pulled down a long spike. The spike was in the shape of a spindle. It was obvious that it was hollow with some vertical lines on it.

"Haha, the hunters were also deceived when they first found this thing. Look at its spikes. The porcupine spikes are standard spindle-shaped and round... But in fact, its spikes are three. It’s prismatic, and the pattern on it can easily cause visual dislocation."

Lin Chou took the spike in his hand and looked at it, "Then what the **** is this thing?"

Shen Feng smiled triumphantly, "When encountering danger, this thing can retract the spikes by half the distance, and when they are gathered up, they become six-sided striped scales, and then dig a hole at a very fast speed to escape. Moving on the ground, it looked like a pangolin and a porcupine. Later, the research institute simply named it a porcupine."

Really TM is a fake porcupine?

The bald head said impatiently, "Boss Shen is a lot of nonsense, let Boss Lin cook something to eat!"

Shen Feng shrugged.

Lin Chou lowered his body and touched the thornless muscles of the porcupine, "The texture is not bad..."

"Wow!!"

The porcupine suddenly jumped more than two meters high, let out a harsh scream and jumped up-this thing is not dead!

The spikes all over his body exploded, making the porcupine look more than twice as big.

Shen Feng suddenly became angry, this TM is too shameful, the zero-order little bug, actually pretended to be dead under his nose for so long?

He picked up a pear pile next to the car and threw it out.

"MMP, it's a bad idea, dare to pretend to lie to Lao Tzu?"

The pear flower pile is five meters long and weighs at least tens of kilograms. It was thrown by Shen Feng with a scream of tearing the air.

"Duang."

The pear flower pile pierced along the porcupine's chrysanthemum, making a strange noise, and Bai Qiongshou and Shan Ye couldn't help clamping their legs.

"Wow!!"

The porcupine uttered the most miserable howling in the history of the entire pig life, and saw a metal hum from the pear blossom pile. The porcupine's belly was like a litter of piglets, rolling up and down, half of the body was like spikes. A sharp arrow shot in all directions, making a buzzing sound of breaking through the air. At the same time, a cloud of blood and internal organs spurted from the mouth, and it fell down.

When a bald head was busy realizing how tight a porcupine should be, a huge black shadow knocked him to the ground.

The bald head fell with a "boom", as if I didn't know it, because the pain somewhere in the body had completely overwhelmed this trivial feeling.

The bald head was lying on the ground, shivering and turning his head, I saw the **** porcupine spread his legs and was sitting on his **** in an especially ecstasy herringbone shape.

"Oh..."

"Help, help...Help me...Oh...Boss, help me...butt..."

"puff...."

Shan Ye sprayed, "Wow ha ha ha..."

"Jiazhutaoju is number one in the world...hahaha...nothing wrong!"

The combined effort of the crowd lifted the porcupine down-mainly because of the lack of energy to laugh.

The bald noble buttocks were full of blood, and the trousers were pierced by sharp spikes with tiny holes in them, in a miserable state.

"Oh...Is Lao Tzu dead?...Oh...your mother!!"

Shen Feng scratched his head,

"Well, brother, don't worry, in case you have a long and two short... Your daughter-in-law is my daughter-in-law, and Lord Shen promises to moisturize you...cough cough, take care of it properly, you can rest assured. .... We are an evolutionary, so we can grow longer if we don’t have anything, let alone pierce a few small holes, don’t be discouraged, just be a little watering can for a few days!"

The bald head screamed while screaming,

"Shen Feng, **** your uncle, the bald-headed grandfather is at odds with you!!"

"..."

This is really a sudden butt, crushing someone's soul, and the bald head stopped screaming in the end, and fell into a dead silence on the ground, like a corpse.

"Isn't this kid stupid... That hurts so much, maybe it's all in a sieve, right?"

"Haha..." Uncle Huang laughed for a while, coughed solemnly, and suffocated, "Old Shen, you have trouble you to clean up. There are magic plant essence and trauma red medicine in that car. Find someone who has no one. Wipe the bald head."

Shen Feng shook his head like a rattle,

"I'm telling you, I won't go if you kill me. If this matter spreads out, I don't want my old Shen's face any more? Wiping the **** of a big old man. Why don't you go? "

Shan Ye cut, "Is it Lao Tzu's pot? Why did Lao Tzu go?"

"Or White Lord..."

Bai Qiong's head tilted to the ground, completely losing the energy to grab the spoon with a big fight, "I am seriously injured, Lao Tzu!"

"Nonsence!"

Everyone silently watched the blood pouring out of the small fountain on the bald butt, their eyes gloomy and frowning.

After a while, the swallow blushed and gritted his teeth, took the medicine and dragged his bald head away.

The bald head panicked, "Yan, what are you doing, Yanzi?"

"Asshole, shut up my mother!"

With a crisp sound, a five-finger mountain was covered on his bald face.

"Then what... or... I'll do it myself?"

"To shut up!"

"Snapped!"

...

Bai Qiongshou turned over and sat up, counting his fingers, "Rhubarb, who got married last time, how many people did we follow?"

"Fuck off your uncle's white rabbit, just call me Grandpa Dashan, you're welcome...it's eight hundred and eighty thousand."

After breaking his fingers for a long time, Bai Qiong sighed and said viciously,

"Looking back, all the hard work, smelly clothes, socks, underwear, etc., will be handed over to this grandson to wash...I am paying a lot of money!"

It's rare for Shan Ye not to feel sorry for that point of circulation,

"Hey, I have fun this time, how can Zheng Huai explain?"

Shen Feng bared his teeth,

"Explain what? It's not pleasing to see the fake and serious old boy, don't you understand free love, and want to buy and sell?"

Everyone praised it.

There is an old saying that no one can hold it during a long drought and rain.

Everyone firmly believes that these two happy friends have been pinching for more than ten years, this time they are really going to be sparked, and if they don't, they will be able to create a small bald head next year.

The bald guy is so stupid that he can still let the duck with his mouth fly?

Stalking and playing rogues is a handy person with handles.

Shan Ye pinched Lanhua's fingers with a look of embarrassment, his eyes were erratic, his voice was quiet, and his accent.

"Looking at Grandpa Bald's ass, Yanzi, you are responsible to the Lun family~!"