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Xia Lu raised the black dung pestle in her hand and said that this was obviously a fried dough twist.

I took a closer look and said firmly, "This is a sh * t pin!"

Xia Lu hurriedly threw away the sh * t in her hands and spat out some of the food she was eating. She grimaced in pain, as a layer of black and yellow color covered her teeth and lips, and shouted out: "What's going on?

After some thought, I said, "Your heart is not kind. You've done too many bad things! This is retribution! "

Xia Lu once again picked up the paper bag containing the fried dough twist and looked at it. The fried dough twist had turned into poop pins, like a row of thick sausages. She threw the paper bag far away in anger and said, "This is too weird, I have never seen such retribution before! How did the heavens come up with such a disgusting method to punish us! "

I said, "It's not God that's punishing us! He had met an indecent fellow with great ability! He put a lot of poop pins on us! "In the future, we will have no choice but to eat sh * t and die when we are done eating!"

Xia Lu slowly stood up from the chair, walked over and pointed at my nose, then glared and scolded: "Jin Shile, what are you talking about, what nonsense are you spouting! I told you, people can't live their entire lives anymore! "

I gave a miserable laugh and said, "I'd rather be talking nonsense. If you don't believe me, we'll see! "

Xia Lu snorted and gouged me out, then said bitterly: "I won't eat fried dough twist, I'll go cook!"

I said, "Lulu, let's be good people from now on!"

"What do you mean by 'good'?"

"Do things with your conscience! I will do my best to have a clear conscience! " I said earnestly.

Xia Lu rolled her eyes at me again, and said: "You're virtuous! That would depend on whether there were any benefits! If there are no benefits, who would be willing to be a good person! "

I stopped talking because I didn't know what to say.

Xia Lu went into the kitchen to cook. I walked over and sat on a stool. I raised my head to look at the golden sun in the sky. After two sneezing sounds, I fell into a daze. She began to recall her past bit by bit. The guilt in her heart flowed unceasingly. What kind of demon could do such a despicable and cruel thing?

"Am I really afraid of death?" I asked myself.

Actually, I'm not that afraid of death! If I had been afraid of dying, I wouldn't have committed suicide twice. Once, in 2006, he tried to crash his car and smash his telegraph pole to death. The other time was when I was sitting in a pile of shit in Jin Shi's heart, daring to bite my tongue to commit suicide.

Since I'm not so afraid of death. So what was the evil thing I did?

I took the book out of my pocket and looked at the words on its cover: Heaven's Deserving Rescue.

What did Heaven Smiting mean?

To save who?

I remember that I was willing to make a deal with that invisible person in order to save my late lover, Xu Xiaru.

2006. Xu Xiaru died in a school accident. Nearly ten thousand students of Peking University. In one night, they all died in a bizarre manner. Without exception, the heart falls out of the blood vessels. I was the only one left alive.

Why is it that as a student of Peking University, I am the only one who can survive?

Am I still in love with Xu Xiaru now?

Did I really love her?

If I really loved her that much, why would I marry Xia Lu afterwards?

I would actually mind if Xu Xiaru wasn't a virgin. Women, and Xia Lu was a virgin. Female. I want to try. Female. It was as if I had betrayed Xu Xia Ru just because I chose Xia Lu in the end.

What is true love? Should he mind her first time? A lot of people say don't mind it, but I don't mind it. A lot of people say they do, so I do. People, didn't they just drift along with the flow!

How many truly have a backbone?

Love was to find a partner of the opposite sex. Was it worthy?

No doubt about it. I don't really love Xu Xiaru. Love her. It's just that when I was at Peking University, I didn't find anything better looking than her.

But Xia Lu was even more good-looking than her.

True love is far more holy and profound than this.

I am ashamed of my true love!

Since, I do not love Xu Xiaru. I'm not afraid of death.

Then why can't I be a good person?

I want to be a good person!

He no longer wanted to save Xu Xia Ru. He no longer cared about the threat of the destruction if he did not complete the mission in the book! If I were to continue with the task written in the book, I wouldn't even be considered a human being!

I want to live up to my conscience. I want to live with a clear conscience. I don't want others to say to me, "You coward, you are worse than pigs and dogs. This is your retribution!"

Xia Lu who was in the kitchen suddenly screamed. I got my ass off the stool and ran over. He saw her holding a ladle in one hand, far away from the stove. The room stank.

"What is it?" I asked.

Xia Lu pointed to the stove, her face full of panic: "Look at the pot!"

The stench came from the pot.

I leaned over with my nose in my hands and craned my neck to see that the water in the pot was boiling black and yellow like a thick spring. He felt dizzy and almost fell down.

Xia Lu said: "Originally, I poured the synthetic flour into the pot. After boiling it for a while, I opened the pot to take a look and it turned into a pile of sh * t and dung!"

I could not help but scold: "This Er Tao is truly something! Who dares to bully others like that! "

Xia Lu asked, "Who is Er Tao?"

"He, can also be considered a person who acts on behalf of the heavens! Black and white were distinct, they hated evil like hatred, and they couldn't bear to see the world being unfair! No one knew where it came from, and it was even more unfathomable! He's the one who punished us for this shit! "

"Where is he? Go find him! "Damn it, beat him to death!" Xia Lu was furious.

"Forget it, I'll just dump the feces on you then!" I said weakly, feeling desperate.

"What about this pot? Do you still want it?"

"Don't take it, buy another one! Anyway, Er Nengdan gave us quite a bit of money! " "No," I said.

Xia Lu's face was livid with anger, and her mouth was filled with curses. She took a pot to the toilet in the courtyard and poured the feces into the pit. She also put the pot on the ground and said that even if it was a good pot, it wouldn't leak out. Once it was sold to someone else, no one would know that it had been filled with feces.

I frowned and advised, "LuLu, can you do something to your conscience?"

"What conscience? Your conscience has already been eaten by dogs. Is there anymore!?" Xia Lu scolded angrily.

"Ai!" I sighed.

I firmly believe that a person's conscience will not disappear completely. The remaining conscience was like a spark of fire. If properly guided and nurtured, it could set the prairie ablaze.

Xia Lu went back into the kitchen.

I sat in the courtyard basking in the sun, gently closed my eyes, feeling the warmth of the sun touch my skin. Touch. Using your mind to control a heart gradually becomes good. He kept telling himself that he had to be a good person in the future. He had to die without fear and be selfless.

Xia Lu screamed again, her voice hoarse. I quickly got off my stool and ran into the kitchen.

The kitchen still stank.

"What now?" I asked.

Xia Lu pointed to the bun basket on the stove: "The color of the bun has changed!"

Let me see. The bun inside the basket had turned into a black and yellow color, giving off a terrible stench.

"Even the bun has become sh * t!"

"What do we do?" The food has already turned into feces. How can we allow others to live! " Xia Lu said anxiously, her facial features twisted, she was so angry that she was crying.

"There's only one way!" "No," I said.

"What is it?"

"Just drink water, don't eat anymore!" "No," I said.

"Scram!" "No way!"

"Then we can only eat shit!" "No," I said. He did not feel like he was putting his hands together, pretending to be a monk as he faintly spat out a sentence: "Amitabha! "Awesome! Awesome!"

Xia Lu immediately picked up an iron spoon and smashed it on my head ruthlessly, telling me what happened.

Ignoring the pain in my head, I put my hands together and said, "The color is the color, the color is the color! Whatever you see in your heart will be what you look at! "

"What do you mean?" You said that my heart is full of sh * t, so everything I eat becomes sh * t! " Xia Lu said.

"NO!" In fact, they had already become feces! "You're not wrong!" I pointed to the bun basket.

"I don't understand!" Xia Lu looked confused.

"They're shit. But you keep thinking that they are buns, and they become buns in your eyes! It's a fragrant bun! " Saying that, I took a square piece of thick shit from the basket, took a bite, and slowly chewed it. "It's really fragrant!"

Xia Lu looked at me, dumbstruck.

I couldn't hold it in anymore. I spat out the feces in my mouth along with some muddy liquid from my stomach. My tears couldn't help but flow down as I cried, "I haven't reached the state where I can see things from my heart!"

Xia Lu sighed and said, "Forget it, I'm going back to my mother's house to eat! "I'll come back and take a look after a while. If your family is still the same as before, I won't go over with you!"

I said, "Go back quickly!"

Xia Lu left.

I slouched out of the kitchen and sat down on a bench in the yard and looked up at the sun. The sun had gone west. It was no longer so white and began to turn yellow and red. This meant that it would soon become a setting sun.

The sunset was beautiful, and it made me sad.

I couldn't stop crying.

San Geda came over. What happened? he asked when he saw I was crying.

I didn't answer, still crying.

He said, "Where's my carriage? Let me push him away! "

When he pulled the carriage away, I said, "Third Uncle, there's a basket of buns in the kitchen. Take them and eat!"

San Geda said that. He put down the cart and went into my kitchen. As expected, he came out carrying a basket of buns. My eyes were wide open as I stared at the bun basket, afraid that the bun inside would suddenly turn into sh * t. San Geda was dissatisfied: "Shile, look at you, your eyes are about to pop out, do you want me to take it or not?"

My eyes couldn't leave the bun, and I anxiously said: "Third Uncle, quickly break a bun and stuff it in my mouth!"

San Geda put the bun basket on the carriage, took a bun from the basket, and walked over with a pinch. He stuffed the bun into my mouth, and then suddenly retracted his hand as if I had been bitten by a poisonous snake. Why did the color in your mouth change all of a sudden? It also became sticky and soft! And it still stinks like shit! "

Pfft!" I forcefully spat out the feces in my mouth as I cried out, "Third uncle, please do your best to be a good person!" If you don't become a good person, you'll be punished like me one day. You'll be turning everything you eat into sh * t!

San Geda looked at me like I was looking at a monster. He walked over and picked up the bun basket that was placed on the carriage. After hesitating for a moment, he threw away the bun and the basket and said: "There's something weird in your bun, I don't dare take it! Besides, I'm a good person! Other than loving to argue with my mother, I haven't missed anything! "

I was so anxious that I started slapping my hands on my legs and shouting, "You're not right to argue with me!" Stop arguing! Be a good person! "

"Jin Shile, have you gone mad?" San Geda looked at me with an even weirder expression than before.

"I'm not crazy! The Heavenly Dao was unfair! There was always a strong person to torture the heavens! Do you believe me? "

"You can drop it! Who else can fight against the Heavens! " After saying that, San Geda dragged the carriage and left.

It was already evening. A cold wind was blowing. I can't stand the cold sitting in the yard. He went back to the living room, lay down on the bed, and covered himself with a thick blanket. His mouth kept chanting, "Buddha in the heart, Buddha in the eyes, feces in the heart, feces in the eyes, buns in the heart, buns in the eyes …"

I was so hungry by midnight. He threw back the quilt and got up, ran into the yard in the cold, and picked up the frozen bun. When he returned to the living room, he saw that it had not yet turned into feces, so he took a big bite out of it.

As it turned out, it was sticky, stinky, and bitter in the mouth.

"Er Tao! What the f * ck! " I cried helplessly.

"Pah!" The book fell out of my arms. The pages fluttered without wind. He flipped to the fourth page.

Seeing the contents of the mission on page four made me feel even more desperate and exhausted.

The next mission was to get one of the Female Dog pregnant!

There is reproductive isolation between species. How can a human get pregnant with a dog? This was an impossible task!

I even suspect that the person that I can't see is even more dishonest than Er Tao.

However, if he couldn't complete the mission within a month. I will be destroyed. Just like that wooden chair, it instantly turned into dust, and then it burned into smoke, turning into nothingness.