Chapter 586

Only one person has such a disgusting breath. Xifeng suddenly stood up, his eyes sharp, his eyes bright, looking into the distance, and his eyes can't stop being happy.

As soon as he ascended the mountain, his voice rang through the forest. At this moment, all birds were called to fly away from the branches, hover in the air and cry, as if evil men were about to invade.

I feel this change on the Sunday before I get close to Maolin. I can't stop scolding this stingy chicken! Sooner or later, pull out the miscellaneous hair on its tail and see how it has the face to dominate the birds in the future.

"What's the matter? You don't look very good? No bad things will happen."

Seeing that Zhou Tian's face was a little different, the immortal doctor couldn't help asking.

Zhou Tian's face changed slightly, and then a strange smile appeared, "nothing. You know that I've been down the mountain for a few months. Some friends in the mountain are welcoming me. Don't be too excited later. Remember, that's their welcome ceremony. Don't look unhappy. Otherwise, you will be included in the list of unwelcome next time."

Although the immortal doctor felt a little strange, Zhou Tian was half the mountain owner of Zhongnan mountain after all. It was very normal for someone to welcome him, so he didn't take it seriously.

When Zhou Tian and the immortal doctor gradually approached the lush forest, they could hear the birds singing more noisily, and seemed to gather in a pile and turn into a towering wave.

"Don't be afraid, this is one of their welcoming ceremonies. The sound waves welcome guests. You can only be qualified to be their guests if you carry them. If you close your ears or seal your five senses, you won't want to get close to this area in the future." Zhou Tianqing said.

"Really? Who can bear such a noisy voice?" the immortal doctor wondered.

But he saw Zhou Tian lead by example, with a smile on his face, as if ignoring the sound wave and walking directly from the sound wave, as if those noisy voices were nothing to him at all.

"It seems that there is really no problem with this bastard. Forget it. Let the guests follow the Lord. I'd better not break the rules. After all, I have to stay outside and look up without looking down. If I offend people, I won't want to have a foothold in Zhongnan mountain."

The immortal doctor sighed and followed Zhou Tian. He didn't seal his five senses with surgery or close his ears. Instead, he directly withstood those noisy waves and moved forward step by step. He could feel that his eardrum was heated and itchy by that sound. In particular, this sound is the combination of all kinds of bird calls, which is terrible to death.

The two men ignored the waves and stepped closer to the woods. They saw a big red phoenix tree facing the breeze in the center of the great Wutong tree. Thousands of birds flew behind the commander, as if a hundred birds came back to their nests.

"See, the red bird is the youngest chicken I told you. It is the most stingy. You should remember that it will use the welcome ceremony later. You must not escape, otherwise you will be regarded as its enemy.". Sunday warned the immortal doctor again.

The immortal doctor nodded silently. He even carried the noisy bird calls just now. What else can he do next? He will not die anyway. What's terrible.

The immortal doctor didn't see a smile on Zhou Tian's face. Then Zhou Tian's whole face suddenly stagnated, and the whole person moved forward like a puppet.

When Zhou Tian and the immortal doctor approached again, the birds flying in the sky began to roar and form a huge black circle. One bird kept flying on top of two heads, and then... Countless bird droppings fell from the sky like rain.

"Shit, is this what you call the welcome ceremony? What kind of welcome ceremony is this? It's obviously disgusting. Where can bird droppings be used to welcome people? It's disgusting!"

When the immortal doctor felt those smelly things on his head, his face suddenly changed. This is not a place for people to stay. Look at the dark place that day, which is more terrible than the rainstorm! Those are bird droppings! Now, he will be submerged in bird droppings for ten months.

Let's fart all day. Where is this welcome ceremony? It's more disgusting than disgusting people. Welcoming people with bird droppings has never been seen since ancient times.

When the immortal doctor just wanted to retreat, he saw that the look of Zhou Tian remained unchanged, so he stood still, and then let the bird droppings from the sky fall on him, but his body moved but did not move, as if it was not bird droppings, but ordinary rain that fell on him.

"Well, how is this possible? Is this bird droppings really a welcome ceremony?"

The immortal doctor began to doubt his judgment. If Zhou Tian used his technique to slip away now, he would doubt that these bird droppings came to disgust people, not a welcome ceremony, but Zhou Tian stood there and suffered the attack of bird droppings.

That kind of natural performance doesn't seem to be the first time to experience such a battle.

If you think about it, it's not impossible. Birds take bird droppings as their own gifts and give them to visitors. It's like dogs licking people with their tongue when they express their love.

"It's just that the amount of bird droppings is really terrible. What if it's going to drown later?"

In order to gain a foothold in Zhongnan mountain, the immortal doctor was not so delicate. Although the bird droppings tasted very smelly, it was ok as long as he protected his whole body, but the number was too large and the scene was too shocking. He looked at his hair straight in his heart.

"No matter what, we can only fight hard. Who calls this Zhongnan mountain? There are many smelly rules."

With a sigh, the immortal doctor can only choose to accept it, close his eyes, watch his nose, watch his heart, and let bird droppings fall.

Bird droppings like raindrops fell madly on the immortal doctor and Zhou Tian. In the blink of an eye, they were surrounded by droppings. It was dark that day. If you really want to go down, you can go down for at least three days and nights.

It's like the last time Yaoji was annoyed on Sunday, the gate of Yaowang valley was pulled alive by bird droppings for three days. That kind of scene is rare in a hundred years.

Not far away from Zhou Tian and the immortal doctor, a figure using the invisible talisman leaned against a big tree and looked at the immortal doctor with a twitching face.

"Unexpectedly, I really didn't expect that this old guy is really a cruel man. He can stay in such a smelly environment. It's really a mountain of immobility. I can't be so indifferent if I admire him."