Chapter 239

Damn it, it's over. It's obvious that it's not my nephew. How can I make him think I'm his uncle? Fooling? This man doesn't look like a shrewd person.

Master Wu ti is full of inner drama at the moment.

"Asshole, do you know you're afraid now?"

The middle-aged man thought that Master Wu Ti was beginning to feel afraid. He sat directly opposite Master Wu Ti, leaned his back against the sofa and crossed his legs.

"How dare you pretend to be my uncle and want to die?" the middle-aged man groaned a few times, then looked at Zhou Tian and said, "I said, what's wrong with you, young man? You have to learn from others to cheat? It's really delaying your youth! Don't you know that young people want to work hard for their own career?"

Well, this was also educated. Zhou Tian smiled and said, "I think you misunderstood. The uncle said you were his nephew. I don't believe it. I made a bet with him, so I came in with him."

"Really? Young man, don't think my bald brother is easy to fool! I think I covered this large area at the beginning! It's not ambiguous that white knives go in and red knives go out every day." the bald brother sneered.

"If you don't believe it, you can ask him to see if I'm telling the truth." Zhou Tian pointed to Wu Ti, who was meditating on countermeasures.

"It's true, what he said is true, and what I said is also true." Wu Ti smiled.

"What! You mean, you are really my uncle?"

Brother baldheaded was annoyed. He didn't expect that the black faced ghost dared to take advantage of himself in front of himself. Did he change his profession and become a businessman without the powerful momentum in the past?

The crow turned his eyes and said with a smile, "of course it's true. I'm really your uncle. Children and old people are not deceived. One fake pays three."

One for three? Zhou Tian smiled quickly and sprayed out the tea he had just drunk. The black crow is really a wonderful person.

Brother baldheaded heard that the fire was rising slowly, and he paid three for one fake? And find him three big uncles? This is an insult to his IQ.

"Nigger, are you impatient? If you want to die, I'll give you a ride!" the bald brother angrily said.

Master Wu Ti waved his hand and said, "don't be angry first. After listening to me, you naturally won't have three big uncles. Because I'm true, you don't need to pay three for one fake, and you won't have three big uncles, right?"

The bald brother was stunned and frowned slightly: "it seems to make sense."

Master Wu Ti said kindly, "I'm your uncle. Can I hurt you?"

"Yes, we are relatives..."

Brother bald just wanted to say the word "relative", he immediately woke up and was cheated by others!

"You black faced devil, dare you tease me like this! I don't think I'll give you any pain. You don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!" the bald brother stood up angrily and shouted, "town, bring two people!"

"Well, how many eyes does Lord ma have?" Zhou asked slowly.

The bald brother's face was slightly red, and then glared at Zhou Tian, "you young man, you really have no culture! Of course, Lord Ma has only two eyes!"

"Master Ma, master Ma, is the master of master Ma Chengjing. If a horse has several eyes, he has several eyes!" the bald brother added again.

"... taught."

Zhou Tian chuckles endlessly. Is old ma Chengjing's master? This metaphor is really endless.

The horse Lord is a God with a history. It is said that the Jade Emperor sent the star sun horse, namely the horse Lord, to the earth with Lou Jingou, Kui Mu wolf and Xu RI rat to patrol good and evil in all directions.

The four gods went to the southeast and northwest respectively. Within a few days, they returned to Tianting to report to the Jade Emperor. The other three gods all reported good people and good deeds, saying that the lower world was a scene of singing and dancing. Only the good and evil things that xingrima visited, and the tyrants bully the poor.

The Jade Emperor looked suspicious and sent Taibai Venus to recheck the lower boundary. When they learned that the report of Lou golden dog three gods was untrue, they greedily took bribes in the lower world and lied against their conscience. Xingri Ma is honest in performing his official duties. Good and bad, good and evil are reported truthfully. The Jade Emperor repeatedly praised him for his insight and gave him a long eye.

So according to myth, Lord Ma has three eyes.

On the edge, the town came with two young and strong young men with a bad look. In order to repay Master Wu Ti, he specially chose the two strongest people.

"Boss, what can I do for you?" the town said.

Brother baldheaded narrowed his eyes slightly, then looked at Wu Ti and said, "do you still dare to say that you are my uncle? I think I am your uncle!"

"That is, who doesn't know that our boss doesn't have a big uncle at all. Even if he does, he won't be a black man like you. Don't you look at your own virtue and have a young and promising nephew like our boss?" the town sneered.

"I think you must be a black man from Africa. After learning a few words of Chinese, you want to cheat us to eat and drink! Look at the skin. It's really dark. It's estimated that even people can't see clearly in the dark."

"I think so. What's the matter? Bao Zheng is black with characteristics, and you are black with characteristics."

Three people, you say a word and I say a word. Brother baldheaded is very satisfied.

Master Wu ti's face remained unchanged and said with a smile, "I'm really your uncle. Your mother's hometown is Jinxia village. Her surname is Wu, isn't it?"

Upon hearing this, the bald brother angrily said, "how do you know so much about my mother! Have you investigated my mother, a liar?"

"Do I still need to investigate? I'm your uncle. At the beginning, your mother and I were separated when we were young. It's been more than 30 years. I've been looking for it for so many years before I finally found you here." Master Wu ti's tone was bleak and solemn, which was very meaningful.

"Just keep making it up. I don't think you can make up flowers!" the bald brother sneered. He didn't believe the nonsense of the black crow.

"That year, I was just 13 years old and your mother was just 10 years old. At that time, the family was poor and had no rice. They could only live on bark. My father died of illness in his early years, and my mother was seriously ill. In that situation of hunger and cold, I left in a few days. Only your mother and I were left to live together.

Alas, in order to find something to eat for your mother, I went to a far place to dig turf and roots. Who knows, your mother will be gone when I come back.

I looked around like crazy at that time, because I heard my mother say that there would be terrible things like eating human flesh in the famine years. Your mother was just ten years old. She was weak and sick because she didn't have enough to eat. If she met that kind of bad person, she had no ability to resist. I always thought your mother was still alive and had been looking for it for 30 years! "

Master Wu ti's eyes turned red and his voice burst into tears. It seemed that he was not talking about a story, but his own experience.

The town that had originally been malicious to master Wu Ti was about to shed tears when listening to master Wu ti's voice full of sadness, hope and despair.

"For your poor sake, I'll let them beat you less later." the town whispered.

He didn't believe that Master Wu Ti was the boss's uncle, but thought that the story told by Master Wu Ti was too beautiful and should be his own experience.

Brother baldheaded was also stunned. He really heard the story. It was told by his mother.

Is this nigger really his uncle? It's impossible, and when his mother told the story, she was the only one who said that she had no brother at all.

"Oh, you still don't want to believe me?"

The black tearful man looked at the bald brother with tears in his eyes, as if he had been depressed in his heart for many years. At the moment, he endured it.

"You are certainly not my uncle! My mother has never mentioned you!" the bald brother snorted coldly.

The story is so affectionate and sad that it didn't deceive him? It seems that I underestimated his IQ too much, but I also have a must kill skill, which can absolutely convince you. The black crow sneers in people's hearts.

"The reason why your mother never mentioned me is that your mother thought I left her alone, so she hated me and didn't want to recognize my brother." Master Wu Ti sighed and then said, "I can recognize you by blood. As long as we have blood relationship, we can test it."

Zhou Tian was surprised to see it nearby. Can anyone believe such a story now? It's not ancient.

However, blood recognition can really test blood relationship. However, the methods of dropping two blood drops together on TV are too much talk.

Only after two drops of blood are activated first can the blood relationship test be carried out.

However, few people know how to activate the blood.

"Drop blood to recognize a relative? Even a three-year-old child won't believe this! Do you think I'm stupid?" the bald brother looked at the black crow like a fool.

"My blood drop is different from the usual method. It's not like putting two blood drops together on TV to see if they can be integrated, but..." Master Wu Ti deliberately sold it for a pass.

The bald brother was really interested and asked, "what is it?"

Master Wu Ti coughed and said, "as a person in Miao, you should know what kind of psychic snake?"

"Psychic snake, it is said that it is a psychic snake. It can communicate Yin and Yang and know everything in the world!" the town couldn't help exclaiming. As soon as he finished, he covered his mouth and lowered his head.

"Just like you, can you still have a spirit thing like a spirit snake?" brother baldheaded disdained to smile.

He has lived in miaojiang for more than 30 years and has never seen the shadow of a psychic snake. How can such a black nigger have it? It's like a beggar with tens of millions of assets.