Chapter 341 - 341 Dear Mommy —-2

341 Dear Mommy —-The old man was scared senseless he wanted to scamper out of his house and find the master who sent him these fake talismans. He told him that with these talismans the ghosts on the funeral grounds will not even dare look in the direction of his house but here a ghost was in his very house and was even stealing his beloved pot!

However before he could get up and run for his life, he heard the drop of the pot behind him and that got his breathing hitched as he clasped the blanket that he had over his body and waited for the calamity to befall him. The chill that was spread over his room now seemed to be focused right behind him and the old man could no longer control the shivers that were climbing up and down his spine. His teeth started to chatter as he closed his eyes waiting for the ghost to bang the pot on his head and then kill him with one sweep move but instead, he heard some scratching sounds at the top of his head.

‘What? What was going on? Was the ghost sharpening the knife to kill him and then eat his insides?’ The thought brought a gasp almost to the old caretaker’s lips as he clenched his eyes shut.

” I …I am not good in taste. I am so…so old, all my bones have gone brittle and the flesh on my bones has gotten harder and harder to chew. You should …you should try some fresh meat instead of this old man… I am…I am even sick and I have been to a lot of brothels when I was younger who knows what kind of disease I am carrying, you would not want them… I am being honest back in my days I used to spend a night with three women ——” The old care taker continued to mutter but then he heard a loud screech right above his head and winced when he heard the door shut down with a bang.

” The ghost left?” The old caretaker pushed himself up from the bed as he blinked his eyes and adjusted them to the light of the moon before turning to look at the spot from where the sound of scraping was coming and was surprised to find a message.

‘ I am taking the pot but it’s borrowing pick it up later and don’t come out of the house, this is our party. If you come out I will grill you alive and you reek of bragging, stop lying old man! You are playing with the feelings of a virgin ghost!’

” Bragging? Oh, dear was that a virgin ghost? Looks like I made him upset and he was so polite even leaving a message for an old man like me.” The old caretaker looked at the message that was left on his wall and cupped his cheek with a troubled look on his face. He clasped his hands in prayer and said, ” I hope you find a decent ghost woman soon, polite thief ghost. For the sake of letting this old man off.”

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” Achoo.” Li Gang sneezed as he placed the pot on the burning fire and then sat down sullenly on the ground. He could not understand how it was possible, he was definitely more good-looking than that old man but that guy spent a night with three women and he died a virgin at such a young age that and even now he could not get a girl? The heck kind of life was this!

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“What’s wrong?” Jia Li looked at Li Gang who was looking sullen and could not help but ask as she looked at the latter who was on sitting on the ground with an expression that said, he was being harassed left and right.

Li Gang looked at her and then swept his gaze at Jia Li and said, ” Unless you are going to give me a taste of heaven you better not ask.”

” Hah, what do you——” Jia Li was halfway through her sentence before she covered her chest and kicked Li Gang. ” You disgusting man, you told me that I am too ugly and now you are checking me out?”

” At this point, I will even take someone from Grandma Lan Fen’s age, I want to give up my status as a virgin!”

“Oh, my,” Grandma Lan Fen blushed as she looked at Li Gang while Jia Li looked beyond disgusted.

” You are beyond creep.”

“It’s better than being called a virgin in two hundred sixty languages!”

” Stay quiet, you two are making my head hurt!” Liu Hui Ying snapped as she turned to look at Li Gang and Jia Li with a knife in her hand. ” Are you six years old? If you wanna fck around then get lost! I am not your mother who will solve your every fight! Li Gang, if you want a woman then stop being so desperate and Jia Li stop acting like a pervert before calling others a pervert and Grandma Lan Fen, stop with that blush you are going to make me puke.”

The three ghosts sucked in their mouths as if they have tasted lemon and did not say anything further.

The ghost of the witch turned to look at the three ghosts and then hummed, ” If you want to give up that virginity of yours, you can come to me. I will have my fun with a young man as well.”

Liu Hui Ying almost gagged as she turned to look at the ghost of the witch, even though she died when she was quite young, she was almost ten to fifteen years older than Li Gang, yet she was asking the latter to come and play with her really?

There was no way a ghost under her would be that desperate ——-

” Dear Mommy! I have got your back just wipe this tag of a virgin ghost from my head!”

Liu Hui Ying did not even get to finish her sentence when she heard Li Gang call the ghost witch mommy and hug her desperately.

Liu Hui Ying: “...” She forgot that the guy was literally that desperate.