Chapter 63: Smite

Chapter 63: Smite

Now were talking, said Serenity.

Now the Smite crew are the ones who lay down the pain. Something your humble Star Boy can only do with his sense of humor. Star Boy paused. See what I did there? He pointed at himself. Self-aware.

Richard, said Jessica from the side of the stage, her tone flat.

Right, right. So! Smite. Lets take a look. He clicked his clicker.

Smite

Dark Vision

Shadow Step | Black Apotheosis | Living Darkness

Smite

Sacred Strike

Heavenly Assault | Empowering Light | Fortuna Aeviternum

Smite

Deadeye

Eternal Fire | Eye of the Needle | Lords Ruin

Quite a spread. Richard tapped his chin. All of it bad ass. Lets run through this quick. First, the mysterious Dark Vision. When this first popped up, I was like, what? How does it fit in with the theme, ladies and gentlemen? Smite is an attack, DPS Benediction, with Sacred Strike and Deadeye covering ranged and melee. But Dark Vision? Did someone mess up? There a mid-level demon bureaucrat somewhere right now getting shanked for goofing on the power spread? I mean, dont get me wrong, it was useful, especially with the magical hive darkness protecting the Black Gems, but not really on par with Sacred Strike or in theme. In short: weird.

Richard turned back to the crowd. But now all is revealed. Its a precursor, almost a litmus test for those whod be psychologically predisposed to the tier-three powers. Now, Im not saying those folks are fucked up. Mark my words. Not saying that. But I am saying that Dark Vision had a unique allure to a certain kind of person whod choose it over straight DPS. The ability to see in the dark indicates a desire to - what - be in the dark? To penetrate secrets? We could armchair psychoanalyze this all day. But these tier 3 powers. Hoo-boy.

First we got Shadow Step. I mean, this is just sweet. Weve four people who chose it already and have demonstrated their ability to use shadows as motherfucking portals. Its literally whats on the can. If the shadow is dark and large enough, they can step through and emerge from a different spot within line of sight. Line of sight is key. I cant wait to run some experiments at night, but for now, this is some sweet-ass mobility. Incredible.

Then we have the big daddy, Black Apotheosis, and really, this is the showstopper, just like Communal Benediction. Show of hands whos seen this one in action already.

Maybe a third of the crowd raised their hands.

Well lets get that cleared up. Nothing I can say is equal to the real thing. Any volunteers willing to come on stage and scare the pants off the rest of Blue Light?

Becca immediately stood, and Richard pointed at her. Ms. Locklear, come on down!

She worked her way down the row, then strode confidently up to the stage and climbed the steps. Stood with her hands on her hips, chin raised, her thick black braid hanging down over one shoulder.

All right, said Richard. Let er rip.

The ballroom went absolutely silent. It was as if everybody was holding their breath. Becca lowered her chin, inhaled deeply, and shadows began to stream toward her, sliding up from under the stage, the folds of the backdrop curtain behind the projection screen, flowing and wrapping around her form.

Smite

Deadeye

Eternal Fire | Eye of the Needle | Lords Ruin

Can I just say, these are my favorite names? So very cool.

There was just one choice, said Serenity confidently. Soon as the ammo runs out, everyone who didnt take Eternal Fire will be screwed.

Kicking off with Eternal Fire, talk about awesome. Unlimited ammo? No need to reload? I mean, this is like, the ultimate fantasy for something like 13% of the adult US population and the entire armed forces. Seriously, Jessica and I have been in high level discussions about resources, the need for establishing ammo stockpiles in strategic locations, how to coordinate Fabricators on making ammo, and at what point well need to start rationing, but this? This changes the whole equation. Richard paused. For a very small subset of us. But still, fantastic.

Thats right, whispered Serenity, slouching down in her seat with a satisfied smile.

But its not the only Bennie on the list. Eye of the Needle is trippy. This is a sniper shot power which goes beyond anything even the best players of Sniper Elite 5 could dream of, because - as far as we understand it right now - it lets the user see through walls. Let that sink in for a second.

Richard raised both eyebrows and waited.

What? said Serenity, sitting back up.

Thats right, I said see through walls, mother bitches. To a degree. Its not like generalized X-ray vision. But if theres a legit target on the other end, the user can get a sense of them through walls other barriers and then shoot their fucking shot through those walls, too. But yeah, there has to be a legit target on the other end. We only know this much because Ms. Castillo from Crimson Yeti discovered this ability while clearing out the last of her Fourth Wave incursion. She was panning around with Deadeye and looking for a Nem2 that had gotten away from her, and saw it moving through a building, having gone in through a window to get around her and reach the symbol. Bang! She took the shot, killed it. Didnt leave a hole in the wall either.

Richard nodded as he scanned the crowd. Right, yeah? Fuck physics as we understand it. Now, some downsides: this sniper shot takes time to reload. You cant paint and spray - or is it spray and paint? - like you can with Eternal Fire. But this could be an excellent way to target big bads like the hive queens. He kissed his fingertips. Beaucoup sexy.

Hmm. Serenity glanced at James. Not bad I guess.

Finally, Lords Ruin. What a name! Another ranged shot attack, which make sense, and is akin to a holy hand grenade. Slow delivery, but results in a blast radius of some ten yards up to a distance of some hundred yards. Think about that, folks: ten-yard radius. Thats a showstopper right there.

Serenity raised her hand. Do Eye of the Needle and Lords Ruin have unlimited ammo as well?

Affirmative, said Richard. They self-generate just like Eternal Fire, but again, have slower loading times. Were gonna work on quantifying those delays asap.

Hmmph, said Serenity, slouching down again.

Dont worry, said James, leaning in. Eternal Fire is definitely more your style.

Yeah, said Serenity, then she brightened. Plus I get to carry around a Ma Deuce.

Right? James grinned. Pretty bad-ass.

So in summary, Deadeye leads to a variety of useful powers, just like the others. Spray and play - wait. Whatever. Spray and pray, holy hand grenade, and spooky action at a distance sniping. Love it. Now, I know what youre thinking: how are we supposed to decide which to take? Well folks, when it comes to equally attractive options where each power has definite benefits in different situations, you gotta go with what feels right to you. In some situations, clearing huge chunks of zerg rushes with a holy hand grenade will be optimal. In others, sniping a big boss will be sweet. Your Eternal Fire folks can just go to town in almost any situation. So when every choice is appealing, theres no wrong choice. Just pick what suits your style, and then well match your squad to the right situation as they come up. Yeah?

General nods throughout the crowd.

Now bear with me, were almost done. The last power set, the weird, the freaky, the hot mess that is Bless. These buffers are kind of a grab bag of different Benedictions, so lets dive right in and see what the fuck our demon overlords were thinking.