Chapter 35: The Feng Shui Situation

Chapter 35: The Feng Shui Situation

The pockmarked old man said the sentence in the Changsha dialect, so the general idea became muddled. He vaguely recognized a few words that sounded like bastard (1) or other swear words, but the sentence was quite long. As Qi Tiezui listened, he couldnt help but think, what's this expert trying to say? Did he specially find some random person on the street to scold me? But that didnt make any sense. This expert had gotten so entangled in this mess, so he must have passed on a few useful words.

He continued listening and realized that the old man didn't know the meaning of these words. He only remembered the general pronunciation. When he asked the old man to repeat it again, the old man obliged.

Qi Tiezui suddenly understood.

This was an ancient verse, which was spoken in a dialect. It was very difficult for those who werent familiar with it to understand what it meant.

The gist of it was: those who hadn't practiced for thirty-six years shall not enter. The dragon, cave, sand, and water seemed to be in chaos, but werent. The three evils wouldnt invade if there was a lot of hesitation. The sky was underground and the world was on fire. The cave wasnt restrained with two combined water sources. (2)

The first sentence made Qi Tiezuis expression look very ugly. When Zhang Qishan asked what it meant, he said, "This expert said that those who have studied the art of feng shui for less than thirty-six years shouldnt go in."

Everyone was silent, and Zhang Qishan asked, What else?

Qi Tiezui drew several lines on the ground. "The master must have gone down. He described the dragon, cave, sand, and water as being chaotic, which is the Luan Tou Schools way of speaking. He may be from Shanxi. The feng shui pattern here seems to be chaotic, but not. Why is that? Its because no one will build an ancient tomb where the feng shui is chaotic. But its actually not chaotic here, the chaos is man-made. These words have a hidden meaning. In other words, someone hid the feng shui here.

Zhang Qishan nodded and didn't mention it anymore. Without saying a word, he headed down the mine shaft first. The others followed him down one by one like dumplings. Qi Tiezui didn't expect Zhang Qishan to be so frank and straightforward, and was dumbfounded.

He took a deep breath and thought to himself, whenever you go somewhere, look at the water gate first. If the gate is completely enclosed, there are real dragon knots inside. If the heavenly tortoise, snake, lion, and elephant guard the gate, there must be a very precious dragon there. The marble pillar guards the sun and moon gate to secure a place of wealth. The gate of Beishen Town must have a big, noble dragon. The princes gate has a lion obelisk, while the house of the poor has broken and collapsed walls. If princes live here, the gates will be locked and heavily sealed. If you see those heavenly creatures at the water gate, you can follow the tracks and find their ancestors.(3)

He then slipped into the tunnel, sliding down into the unknown darkness below.

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TN Notes:

(1) It actually translates as turtle descendant, which is an insult equating to bastard because turtles were once thought to conceive by thought alone, making paternity impossible to prove (I had a good laugh at that). Pinyin is gu sn ()

(2) I got the general idea based on the later paragraphs, so just keep reading.

(3) It's Tiffany approved so just think of it as mysterious feng shui mumbo jumbo ()