Chapter 99

Chapter 99 Translated by Yan of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

It's said that sometimes, the more powerful a human or beast was, the more they would be able to sense danger - JinYu, as a veteran sixth sense worshipper who rolled out from the Earth's apocalyptic days, had never once doubted the truth of that statement. 

So, when a perfectly content Big Boss Jin came back with another perfectly content Head Young Master Long in tow and saw the docile fire phoenix standing next to XiaoXue, he was immediately delighted.

"Aiyou, what's this? Didn't a certain fellow hate cold things the most? How come I can't see any of that hatred right now - instead it's almost as if someone wants to push the other down right away? XiaoXue! You deserve to be called a beast that I, your boss, trained! I'll give you a big banquet when we get back tonight!"

The fire phoenix and XiaoXue had the same exact response to JinYu's words: they buried their heads under their wings almost simultaneously. The fire phoenix was depressed because it was really exactly like how JinYu had described. Before, it wanted to send that beast flying as far as it could go, but now it clung onto the other beast, not letting it leave… f.u.c.k! Look at the way the other beasts were looking at it!

They definitely thought it was some gangster beast who bullied its own kind!! But it didn't really have that intention, okay? It only wanted to satisfy its old man's wish!

Besides the powerful, destructive gazes of the other beasts containing disdain, contempt, disregard, and loathing, what made the fire phoenix the most depressed was the snow bird that it was using fire to corral right now. The fire phoenix, a beast king, had already deigned to lower itself to the point that it was asking XiaoXue to bring snow and hail, yet XiaoXue still dared to ignore the beast king! Never mind the ignoring part - while ignoring it, XiaoXue kept yelling about hara.s.sment, what was it trying to f.u.c.king do?! If it dares to keep shouting, maybe Laozi would actually hara.s.s it, hah? 

I'm telling you to make it snow a little, not to die! Is it easy for Laozi, hah?!

As the fire phoenix thought that, it looked at its old man, who was still cheerfully waiting for XiaoXue to make it snow, nearly to the point that its old man had tears streaming down its face. As a S-rank mythical beast, how could it do nothing about an rank snow bird?! Was there another bird in the fire phoenix clan who had it worse off than it did right now?! Was there, was there?!

Compared to the fire phoenix's resentment, which was about to become a sea of flames, XiaoXue was suffering the greatest injustice! Was there a snow bird more tragic than it was right now?! As a traditional cold beast who typically wanted to stay as far away from heat as it could, it was now trapped by a fire bird! Trapped!! f.u.c.king h.e.l.l, never mind trapping it and stripping it of its freedom; it was also expected to demonstrate snowfall?! Do you think Laozi is your pet or your slave beast?! This Laozi is a n.o.ble snow bird!! Not a performance beast!!

Chirp! 【I say, can you go a little bit faster? My father is still waiting!!]

Chiiiirp!! 【You f.u.c.king go faster! It's too hot right now! Laozi is going into summer hibernation!! When I wake up, I'll report you for illegal detainment!!]

Chirp chirp chirp!! 【What f.u.c.king detainment!! If you don't move, don't blame me for using force! Do you not know the meaning of 'die early and be reincarnated early'?! The faster you get it over with the sooner I'll let you go!]

Chirp pah! 【Dream on, dreaming in broad daylight!]

As a result, in the next half an hour, as Big Boss Jin told the other beasts what to do, he and the other humans and beasts also watched the fire phoenix and XiaoXue's furious fight.

"… if only I had melon seeds right now." JinYu looked at the two beasts across from him and couldn't help but sigh. It had already been half an hour, but they didn't look like they were going to stop anytime soon.

Ao? 【What's a melon seed?] ErHei asked from the side. w.a.n.gw.a.n.g tilted its head and howled.

Oooh? 【It seems like some… food? To eat while killing time and watching a show. Haven't eaten it before.]

Da DaBai clapped its claws after it heard that. Aoooo. 【What do you guys think, if I create some ice particles for that black phoenix to see, will they stop, awoo?!]

Da DaBai hadn't finished speaking before ErHei and w.a.n.gw.a.n.g bowled it over and covered its mouth extremely quickly. ErHei looked into Da DaBai's shocked eyes and said, 【Do you not know that XiaoXue and the fire phoenix are the Big Boss' ordained CP?]

Da DaBai was stunned, before it nodded. Alright, it knew now. But was that a contradiction to what he just said?

【You must know that CP is the law of the land. Whoever dares to tear down the boss' ordained CP, they must bear the risk of being forever alone.] w.a.n.gw.a.n.g spoke similarly gravely from the side, its Tibetan mastiff face stiff.

It was truly warning Da DaBai very seriously, not joking at all—it must be said that before, when they were all watching television, there was a CP in a drama that wasn't what the boss had wanted. That night, ErHei and w.a.n.gw.a.n.g had been secretly dispatched to that light network's television station to stealthily destroy the station's most expensive light videotaping processor. After the show had been produced, the boss had specifically splashed the 'dark honey water' that the beasts all hated onto it. What happened after, they didn't know. But they did know that a hilarious nickname had been given to a somewhat famous show producer after a period of time: can't "stand" it.

(*there's a pun here for "can't stand it," in which the "stand" character is the same as the character for "beast")

So, even if they mooched off of the boss until they died, they still couldn't tear down the boss' CP while they were alive. Because if they did, they would definitely be better off dead.

Da DaBai looked at w.a.n.gw.a.n.g and ErHei's extremely serious eyes, and it couldn't help but swallow slightly. Alright, even though they hadn't told it what kind of dangers faced tearing down or being suspecting of tearing down the boss' CP, from their eyes, it could definitely see the kind of consequences that made beasts extremely cautious.

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Even though the three beasts made quite some racket over on that side, luckily it didn't catch the attention of a very dangerous boss. Right now, Big Boss Jin was looking delightedly at a fire phoenix who was about to collapse from the pressure; while it trapped XiaoXue, it comforted its impatient old man who wasn't able to see the snow fall for a long time.

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