"What's your name, sister? Can I make friends with you? My name is Zhang Jia. I'm 17 years old and I haven't been in love yet. Sister, you look so beautiful. The key is that you have a good figure. I like to make friends with a beautiful woman like you... "

The little fat man boldly approached the female archaeologist, staring at others with a pig like face. He chattered on and on, and said the same thing to Zhou Ting in a different way.

The word "shameless" is "tailor-made" for him.

The female archaeologist looked at the little fat man with a look of consternation. However, when I saw the little fat man who was still a little bit of a teenager's green and astringent appearance, the feeling of being frightened was just a little lighter.

But still subconsciously raised his hand to cover his chest, stepped back two steps, with a kind of vigilance, anti sex wolf like eyes staring at the little fat man.

"You, what do you want?"

Asked the archaeologist warily. She had noticed that the little fat man was with song Ke, Zhou Ting and others before, but she didn't expect that the little fat man would come to "tease" her.

The little fat man didn't realize that he was just a little Coyote in the eyes of other beauties. He said with a happy look, "sister, I want to make friends with you. Can you tell me your name? And what are your three measurements, especially your chest circumference, which is very important... "

"By the way, sister, you like archaeology, don't you? In fact, there are many antiques in my family. Some of them have been handed down for thousands of years. I'll take you to my house to see the antiques some other day. "

The female archaeologist probably didn't expect that there would be hooligans in the world who played so shamelessly. She even asked her about her circumference and especially emphasized her chest circumference. She was a real color embryo.

The archaeologist didn't have Zhou Ting's expressionless determination. She looked at the little fat man with disgust in her eyes. "Go away, I don't want to know you, and I don't want to be friends with you."

Finish saying, still can't help low scold a, "smelly rascal!"

The little fat man didn't care, or he was used to being called such a hooligan in his life. Instead, he looked at others seriously and said: "sister, you are really beautiful. I like you very much. Especially you have a big chest. I like it better. I really want to make friends with you... "

Before the little fat man finished his words, he was finally pulled by song kegei, who was so ashamed that he wanted to find a way to get in. He covered his mouth and dragged him away.

At the same time, he was very sorry to smile at the beautiful woman. "I'm really sorry, he is so open-minded and heartless. In fact, he doesn't mean anything. Please don't blame him..."

No wonder that's weird.

For no reason, suddenly a little fat man came out to open his mouth and shut his mouth. He was in good shape, made friends, and surrounded by many If you are a good girl, you will be angry and ashamed.

However, the female archaeologist knew song Ke and knew that he was the leader of the Yinhai Armed Police Brigade. Even though she was dissatisfied with the little fat man, she could not say anything to him. She could only admit that she was unlucky to be molested by a fat teenager.

Song Ke looks at other people's beautiful woman's face dare not dare to speak, is also very embarrassed in the heart, an old face red. In fact, he is not familiar with the little fat man. They just met yesterday.

But after all, he was ordered to bring this little fat man here to help Guo'an's comrades in handling the affairs here. Now the little fat man has made such a mischievous thing to Zhou Ting and this female archaeologist, and he has to stop him.

"Well, well Hello, old song. Why are you holding my mouth and pulling me away? I'm exchanging feelings and making friends with my beautiful sister

The little fat man pulled song Ke's hand from his mouth and exclaimed discontentedly.

Song Ke is a black line in his head.

And exchange feelings Thanks to what he said. When to tease other people's girls, play rogue also become exchange feelings, make friends?

Song Ke can't help but sigh in his heart at this time. He didn't know how to think about it. He sent such a good product down. I really don't know how such a guy can become a once-in-a-lifetime genius of the teacher of heaven. Can we say that heaven has no eyes?

Or, God is fair, the reason why he is so short of brain, or Chubby? Is it because God has given him so much talent?

"Elder martial brother Zhang, don't talk nonsense. You are so angry that you don't see other girls." Song Ke can only lower his voice to warn the little fat man.

Although the little fat man is young, he is a little celestial master taught by the Heavenly Master. Song Ke is also a martial arts practitioner. Even if he is a circle older than the little fat man, he still has to call him "elder martial brother Zhang".

"What's the shortness of breath? That's because my sister hasn't understood me. As long as I communicate with her more, her misunderstanding of me will definitely be eliminated. Lao song, you can't drag me any more. I want to make friends with my beautiful sister. My mother said, let me take advantage of this down the mountain, know more beautiful women with good figure, and choose a wife in the future, so that I can have a good family... "The little fat man had his words in his mouth. He was not ashamed at all.

Zhou Ting on the edge and the several members of the Guoan dragon soul brigade behind her looked at this scene. They could not help laughing, but they could not laugh loudly.

Zhou Ting is very speechless covered under the forehead.

She didn't feel so strong before. Now she just stood by and looked at the little fat man from the perspective of onlookers, and suddenly felt that the child Really? Saved.

Zhou Ting was immediately curious what kind of wonderful family and education could teach such a rare flower in the world.

It's a legend in the world of comedy.

"Team Zhou, although the little fat man has a beautiful mouth, he is really funny. I can't imagine that the little Tianshi of Tianshi sect should be such a wonderful person. "

"Yes, I also admire his mother now. This little fat man is only 17 years old, and he has instilled so many thoughts of looking for a big breast woman. Speechless, is it that the chest is so unpopular? "

It was a woman with a flat chest, rolling her eyes and a silent expression.

Another person nearby immediately teased him: "sister Lu, in this world, girls with big breasts are more popular than girls with smaller breasts. You have to accept the reality. Why don't my brother buy you a few hundred catties of papaya some other day, so that you can have a good "long head"

The speaker had a wry smile.

The other men on the edge burst into laughter, which made the flat chested girl named Xiao Lu blush and blush.

"Tang Xiao! I remember you, you wait for me, don't fall into my hands, or you will look good. What's wrong with a small chest? Do you have no human rights when you are small? Hum, I am so proud of me

Xu Lu's face was red, but she looked fierce and coquettish. She put her hands on her hips and called to the man who had just teased her.

Next to a few people are a burst of laughter.

At the moment, even the team member named Tang Xiao scratched his head and quickly softened. The woman's Revenge had no reason to say. He didn't want to be careful one day. As the saying goes, only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a thousand days to guard against thieves?

"My sister is really powerful! Just now, brother was just joking with my sister. Don't mind, sister. For sister, I still agree with you. That's right. What happened to women with small breasts? Women with small breasts also have human rights. Women with small breasts can be as powerful as my sister! "

Tang Xiao's face did not change.

Unfortunately, it seems that flattery has been slapped on the horse's leg. It's a pot that can't be opened.

Although other girls swear to be small and proud of their breasts, they usually care about this and hope that their breasts can be bigger.

Just like a man, although Ding Ding Ding is shorter, he can make do with it, but if he doesn't mind, it's impossible. Which man doesn't want to have a magnificent, thick and huge Ding Ding?

The truth is the same.

So, Tang Xiao flattered me so much.

She was so angry that her flat chested sister was so angry that she made her teeth itch. She gazed at him and wanted to bite him to death.

"Tang Xiao!"

The flat chested girl seems to be able to burst out murderous air in her eyes.

Tang Xiao seems to have no consciousness at all, and he simply answers: "ah! Yes, sister, what do you say? As long as the elder brother can do it, I promise to do it for you

It's almost a chest thump.

"Now I finally know why you haven't been in love since you're 30 years old," she said with her teeth clenched

"Why?" Tang Xiao asked foolishly.

"Because you are such a big fool! Your EQ has fallen into the Mariana Trench! If God can give me a chance to kill a person with my eyes, I hope it will break you up

Xu Lu cracked his silver teeth.

Tang Xiao was shocked. "I said Sister, do you want to spell like this? My brother is very good to you at ordinary times. Don't frighten my brother. He is timid and not frightened..."

The others were laughing to the point of dying.

Even Zhou Ting, who has been cold in the face, couldn't help but draw the corners of her mouth.

"I said," Lao Tang, I'm not wrong with sister Lu's words. It's time to recharge your Eq. If you want to be like this in the future, I'm afraid the elder brothers really have to worry about whether you can find a daughter-in-law in this life. "

Another man tried to smile and said to Xu Lu, "sister Lu, it's not the first day that you met Lao Tang. If he had that intelligence, he would not have fallen in love with a girl. You don't have to argue with him. "

Xu Lu glared at Tang Xiao a little indignantly. Then he couldn't help but look down at himself, which just slightly puffed up, with a steamed stuffed bun like chest, the heart indignant abdominal Fei way: chest small how! Auntie is a small breast, how can you think I don't want a bigger breast? But it's not long by itself. What can I do!www.novelhall.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!