Chapter 226

Even if lanqian noticed something wrong, she wouldn't think that the bag of weight loss tea she drank was a whole bag of Tongchang powder.

And that one bag of Tongchang powder is still a daily dose. Even if patients with intestinal obstruction drink one bag at a meal, it is also an overdose, not to mention healthy people with no intestinal problems.

The first thing that felt wrong was Xiao Ling. Her stomach suddenly turned upside down like a river and a sea, making a constant noise.

Originally, she also planned to lay a mask on the sofa in the small hall, but she didn't wait to lie down, and jumped up immediately: "I go, what's wrong with my stomach today?"

Originally, the bathroom was only a dozen steps away from the small hall. Xiaoling was just halfway there. She saw yellow spots on the hem of the pajama. Then, a thin yellow water flow ran down her thighs to her heels.

"Oh, my God! How could I..." Xiao Ling stood still and didn't dare to move a little. She covered her stomach in amazement. When she found out what was going on, she opened her mouth and began to cry.

"Hey, Xiaoling, what's the matter with you? Why are you crying?" Xiaohong and lanqian asked strangely when they saw Xiaoling standing in place like a sculpture and crying.

"I, pull." Xiaoling cried sadly and looked up at the bright moon at the window. She asked painfully, "what should I do?"

"You pull?" Lan Qian doesn't understand what this sentence "pull" means? She also asked, "what did you pull or not?"

But after a while, after her personal experience, she was completely confused.

Natongchang powder is not only ferocious, but also comes without warning. After LAN Qian and Xiaohong just feel it, it's too late to go to the bathroom.

In a few minutes, like Xiaoling, they had to stand in place and let the yellow liquid spray wantonly, and then flow down to their heels.

LAN Qian usually has the most serious habit of cleanliness. She has to wash her hands carefully several times when she touches the door of a public place.

And now, LAN Qian suddenly becomes smelly. She just stands in place, allowing the yellow liquid to flow continuously. She has a heart to die.

Another look at Yang Jiao clutching her nose and giggling. LAN Qian, who was smart, understood everything.

"Smelly girl, it's you!"

LAN Qian rushed at Yang Jiao angrily regardless of the disgusting yellow water on her feet and slippers.

When Yang Jiao saw her coming fiercely, she quickly dodged to avoid, but she was still a step slower and was stopped by the other party at the door.

I thought I was going to be avenged by LAN Qian for a while. But LAN Qian just stretched out her hand and slowly retracted back. One face was so painful that it was distorted and deformed. The whole person fell on the door frame, moaning and moaning.

Then, there was a constant hiss. Looking at the back of her pajamas, the Yellow map became larger and larger, and the yellow liquid was not as low-key as before. First, it was ticking, and then it turned into a splash.

When will Yang Jiao stay if she doesn't run at this time?

Holding her nose, she pushed away LAN Qian, who was engrossed in luck at the door, and returned to her room.

First he changed his clothes and took what he should take with him. He came to the door of the small hall, waved to the three sisters, blew them a kiss, and then left meidada.

The three poor sisters, let alone chasing Yang Jiao, can't even go to the bathroom because of their current physical condition. They can only stand in place and let the Yellow torrent become more and more surging.

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Yang Jiao easily escaped from the Yinqiao villa area. Of course, she can't go back to the studio burning four small flowers. Now godmother Tao Zi is there. Isn't it a trap for her to go back there?

After thinking about it, Yang Jiao sent a disgusting wechat to her "close lover" Sha chaochi, saying that she missed him and wanted to be with him.

After seeing this wechat, Sha chaochi was also very excited. He immediately returned a wechat to Yang Jiao, told his home address and asked her to come right away.

It is rare for the Sha family to go to bed early that day, mainly because their mother Zhang Ruixuan came home and their father Sha Dalun wanted to pay public food to their mother. Before nine o'clock in the evening, their room was tightly closed.

Sha chaochi's grandmother lives in another room. The old lady has always formed the habit of going to bed early and getting up early. She finishes the square dance before 9 p.m. and goes to bed when she comes back to wash. Generally, it doesn't exceed 9:30 at the latest.

Today, grandma Sha's room is the same as Sharon's room. The door is closed and silent.

This provides convenience for Sha chaochi to do the case.

What's more convenient is that the Shajia is in an old-fashioned open community. Not only is there no supervision at the door of the community, but also the door of the building is wide open. Moreover, the location is not too far from Yinqiao district. Yang Jiao will arrive in ten minutes by taxi.

After the wechat guidance of Sha chaochi, Yang Jiao successfully found the old building and came to the floor where Sha's home is located.

Of course, Yang Jiao didn't dare to knock at the door. She first sent a wechat to Sha chaochi and told him that she had arrived at his door.

After seeing the wechat, Sha chaochi quietly left his room, quietly opened the anti-theft door, and finally let in his little goddess.

Sha chaochi took Yang Jiao into her room and closed the door. The two children hugged each other tightly and exchanged their vows.

Yang Jiao said, "since you love me so much, let's get married."

Sha chaochi thought Yang Jiao's proposal was very good, so he nodded and said, "OK."

However, Sha chaochi had no experience in marriage and asked Yang Jiao, "how do we get married?"

Yang Jiao thought for a moment and said seriously, "you have to propose to me first. I promised, and we can take the next step."

This Sha chaochi knows. It's usually shown in TV dramas: the man takes a ring, kneels down for the woman, and then asks the woman, will you marry me?

But Sha chaochi doesn't have a ring on hand. It seems that this program is not perfect. He thought carefully for a while and thought that there seemed to be a jewelry box in the chest of drawers in the living room. There should be a ring there.

Sha chaochi asked Yang Jiao to wait for a while, then sneaked back to the living room, turned the chest of drawers from top to bottom, finally turned to the jewelry box, found a blackened silver ring inside, and then excitedly returned to his room.

Then, like the hero in the TV series, Sha chaochi knelt in front of Yang Jiao, held up the blackened silver ring and said affectionately, "Dear Miss Yang Jiao, will you marry me?"

Yang Jiao said, "no, you have to use a diamond ring to propose. Your ring is silver."

"In the middle of the night, where do you want me to find the diamond ring? Even if I can find it, I can't afford it?"

Sha chaochi begged, "why don't you make do first. When I have money, I'll buy you a lot of diamond rings and let you take one of each of your ten fingers."

"Well, I can see that you are sincere, so I'll promise you."

Yang Jiao reached out and took the ring and tried to put it on her finger.

But the silver ring is too big and Yang Jiao's fingers are too thin. Try it again and again. Only the thickness of the thumb is about the same. It's best to take the silver ring as a wrench and wear it on the thumb.

It's polite to propose, and then get married.

Sha chaochi asked modestly, "how do you get married?"

Yang Jiao thought carefully for a while and said, "we have to get a marriage certificate first."

"Get a marriage certificate? I'll go. It's midnight. Where shall we go?"

Sha chaochi was confused: "besides, we haven't reached the marriage age yet. Even if we go, people can't do it for us?"

"Say you're stupid, you're stupid." Yang Jiao pointed to Sha chaochi's forehead and said, "if people don't do it for us, we won't do it for ourselves?"

Then Yang Jiao took a notebook from the study table and tore off two pieces of paper. After each paper was folded in half, she took a pen and wrote three large characters of "marriage certificate" on the outside, and on the inside: Yang Jiao and Sha chaochi got married in a certain year and a month.

She handed one of the "marriage certificates" to Sha chaochi: "you have to put this away. When we grow up, we can change the real marriage certificate."

Sha chaochi took the "marriage certificate" and looked at it carefully: "where is the white marriage certificate? Is it too informal?"

"Make do with it. Generally, there must be a wedding photo on the marriage certificate. Do we have it?"

"Isn't there a mobile phone? Let's take one, wash it out tomorrow and paste it on the marriage certificate. How about it?"

"Well, good."

The two got together, picked up their mobile phone and took a wedding photo.

Then, when the wedding was going on, the silver ring played a great role. It was both an engagement ring and a wedding ring. Sha chaochi wore it again for Yang Jiao, which really looked like that.

Next, the two men knelt on the floor at the same time, muttering: one worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall, husband and wife worship each other.

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Yang Jiao thought it was not over: "when people get married, they have to drink Jiaobei wine."

Sha Chao Chi thought, "this is easy to handle. My father usually drinks at night, but there are drinks in the kitchen. But he drinks all the baijiu. Can you drink it?"

"Do you not drink Baijiu generally? What's wrong with you? Don't ink it, please bring it."

Sha chaochi obeyed Yang Jiao, the "new daughter-in-law", ran to the kitchen and took a bottle of unopened Laobaigan and two wine cups.

Back in the room, the two children tried to drink a glass of wine.

At first, I felt that the wine was very spicy. I could hardly swallow it. Slowly, the two people drank more and more smoothly.

Yang Jiao, in particular, was already unhappy. She drank and thought of her sadness and misfortune. Now she has become more worried by drinking:

"... my godmother abused me, didn't let me go to art school, didn't let me be a singer.

"In fact, I know that she is jealous of me. She is afraid that I can sing better and more famous than her, so she wants to kill me in the bud!

"And the handsome godfather, who is a hypocrite, agreed to be one with me, but he secretly treated me like a godmother, did not respect my personality, and locked me up like a prisoner!

"Godfather and godmother, I hate you!"