Chapter 126: Hot Goss

Chapter 126: Hot Goss

I look at Stanimal. My man is sorting out some of the mess I made in his absence.

Taking care of the administration is not easy, especially when you hate doing it with all your might. But I told my manager that from now on, I wanted to take on more responsibilities its time for me to mature a little, I think.Updated from novelb(i)n.c(o)m

Ancestor, Princess Laura comes out of the kitchen while the other employees listen to Stans directives.

Well talk later, Stanimal says to the Princess in a mostly neutral tone, eyeing me right after.

Come on, my man. We are on the verge of a new era for Elves! Joey Luciani is going to marry your niece, Stanimal!

You know, some people would probably think, Joey, you just met her, you cant marry her. And thats fair. I mean, at least I get where you are coming from. On the other hand, though, this Princess is the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes upon. But Joey, you cant marry someone just because they are insanely beautiful.

Well, watch me.

Were getting married, baby!

Plus, Im sure youve noticed that theres something deeper going on between Princess Laura and me, havent you?

While my elucubrations occur in my head, a familiar figure enters the bakery.

Agostina? I look at my ex-landlady with Julia and Domitilla in tow, her sister and niece, respectively.

Joey! Julia shouts.

See, my bakery is quite big. The architectural work of Lakaris has yet to start. Between the mess with Stan and some stuff the Goblin had to take care of, everything got delayed. However, apparently, I own almost every single building in front of the Adventurers Guild.

Julia, if you are here for the mandatory training I point an accusatory finger at the woman.

No, no. Dont worry! I wrote you off that. But your next expedition is coming up soon. This time, its an extermination quest. Youll need to kill lots of monsters on the second floor of the Dungeon. The Adventurers Guild fears that a spillage may occur soon. Therefore, they are rounding up teams and individuals with highly destructive powers.

Julia is basically my liaison for the Guild. She takes care of explaining everything and delivering quests to me. I still have no idea how the bureaucracy of those things works, and I dont intend to find out anytime soon. Baby steps.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Lady Luck, please, forget everything I just said. Please!

My ears were tingling, I hear a feminine voice behind me.

Your Highness! the three women bow their heads, making a small curtsy.

Congratulations on your imminent marriage, Your Highness! Domitilla blurts out, panicked.

Princess Laura looks at me. Shes probably trying to incinerate me with her gaze, isnt she?

Appius is a great man, Your Highness, Julia adds, Im sure you will be the greatest couple ever to exist. Im sorry if my daughter is blabbing; shes just dumb. Maybe Ill marry her off to this other idiot by your side, Your Highness. Im sure they would make a wonderful couple of flat-eared idiots.

Oh, thank you for your kind words, the Princess smiles with a glint in her eyes. She keeps her eyes on me while she asks with a stretched smile: Do Joey and Domitilla share an intimate relationship? Im sorry about my ignorance; I just arrived here because of my uncle.

Your Highness, do not apologize, please, Julia replies nervously, Joey and my daughter have never shared a bed, but Im sure neither of them would mind. And if he gets her pregnant, it would be an easy excuse to marry them both and

WOAH! I put my hands out to stop them both. Whatever tangent you are on, get off immediately. Im not marrying Domitilla I mean, Domitilla, no offense. You are gorgeous, but Im already busy on that side of things, so to say. Im still waiting for an answer, though. It seems that my quarry didnt really tell me everything. I reply while smiling brightly at the Princess.

Are you still hung up on Lucinda? says Agostina, the icy witch.

Oh, who is this Lucinda? You know what, Ill have a table ready for all of you. Why dont you sit with me while we share a chat among women? Only women, obviously.

Wait.

What?

How is this turning out like this?

Agostina, for Gods sake, why did you have to mention Lucinda?