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"What!" Su Moli sobbed uncontrollably, "He's not the so-called Lang Zhanyi, he's my older brother who's from a different father and mother. Su Zhanyi, while my big brother is called Su Zhanpeng, my little brother is called Su Zhanyun, I'm called Su Moli, I'm called Yi Peng Yun Li, he came back to take revenge because father couldn't stand up to him back then, and he came back to take revenge on him. Why doesn't he take revenge on my father, and take revenge on me instead?

"Your dad loves you the most." I explained.

I seriously nodded and said, "Little princess, it's fine. You didn't kiss oppa and nothing else happened."

The two of us were pulled out of the room, leaving only Mu Xiaoxi behind.

Su Baiyi pulled me to the side and whispered: "Is this real? How much of it is real? How much of it is fake?"

"Just like my own universe Football Club, 100%, true!" When I finished, my boss looked like he had eaten fly shit.

"F * ck!" Su Baiyi was furious to the extreme, "This child has not seen for over 20 years, yet he dared to say such a thing about a real and fake Monkey King right after meeting him.

I leaned over and whispered, "It's fine, boss. I've already helped you make up your mind to persuade him. From now on, he and his childhood friend have gone far away to enjoy life together. I won't hold a grudge against you anymore."

Su Baiyi's eyes slanted as he said, "You're right, this matter, I am truly afraid of you even after hearing it. But I am fine, he has let go of his hatred from then on, and the only thing left is the little princess."

"It's alright!" I hastily replied, "I can do it if it's broken, I can do it if it's broken. Boss, please be at ease. I promise that I will take good care of the little princess and walk out of her trauma."

"Mn ~" Su Baiyi patted my shoulder as he laughed sinisterly, "That means, you're still of some use in this world, you don't have to report to the river bottom in advance."

Sweat ~

"Little Princess, I'm coming ~ ~ ~"

I barged into the little princess' room again, only to see Mu Xiaoxi comforting her.

"Damn, why did you come in? Didn't I tell you to go out?" Su Moli cried, it was so pitiful.

I closed the door and stepped forward. "Little Princess, you've promised me that you'll keep me by your side for the rest of my life. How can I leave?"

"No!" Su Moli said angrily: "You and daddy are the same, you're all bad people, go away ~"

Mu Xiaoxi also advised, "Xiang Ersha, the little princess is in a bad mood right now.

"I can't leave!" I had a miserable expression on my face. "For the sake of the little princess, I have offended her father. I have told all of his secrets to the little princess. If I go out now, he will bury me!"

"Hmm?" Su Moli wiped away her tears. "Then come over here and tell me everything that Father told you to do."

I sat down. "Alright, the first thing to do is to deal with Lang Zhanyi, I let him smell like a fox, at the hospital …"

"Ah ~" After hearing it, Su Moli almost died of anger: "Coach, to think that I thought you were some kind of man who was like a war god. I didn't expect you to be so bad, to think of me as a little fool!"

"I did not. I was wrongly accused." I spread my hands and said, "This woman looks at men as though they were lovebirds, no matter how I see it, but when we men look at men, we can see the bottom of it with a single glance. I could already tell that he had ill intentions, but the facts have proven that he was harboring evil intentions, so I'm not wrong."

Su Moli asked fiercely: "Then what's the next one?"

"Oh ~ The next one is Li Baiqing. I've helped Little Princess test him," I told him about Li Baiqing's encounter with the beautiful lady in the car.

After Su Moli heard this, her face became distorted from anger: "So it turns out that everything was your doing, you, you worst bad guy, go away, get lost, get lost, you will never let me see you again, get away ~ ~ ~"

"No ~" I smiled and said, "Little Princess, you promised me. I went over to help Old Master Su and did a few things that were bad for you, but you would have forgiven me.

"Cough cough ~" Su Moli was so angry that she pointed her pinky at me, not knowing what to say.

Mu Xiaoxi let out a long sigh: "Xiang Yu, did you come here to comfort her or to let his know?"

"I'm a good person!" I boldly and confidently explained: "Even though I was listening to Old Master Su's orders to eliminate the villains around the little princess, what I did was not wrong. The Old Master Su was not wrong, I was not wrong either, it's completely reasonable, we were all standing for the little princess, how can those little boys with bad morals be compatible with the kind and kind little princess?"

Su Moli was so angry that she started crying again: "It's because I'm kind-hearted, all of you are bullying me right? You're all admitting that I'm easy to bully, right, wuwuwuwu ~"

I patiently explained: "Little Princess, think about it, if it weren't for me, you would be together with Lang Zhanyi, what kind of consequences it would be, I don't even dare to imagine it. Also, if you were together with that seemingly good person Li Baiqing, who's a perverted inner wolf, what kind of result would that have, right now, the only thing you would have would be hurt even more, it's even more miserable than now.

"Hmph ~" Su Moli said angrily, "What does whether I am or not have anything to do with you? Oh ~ Right, you are doing this for your Football Club, for revenge!"

I nodded to admit, "That's right, I did it for revenge, but our relationship is harmonious. I treat the little princess with all my heart, so she won't be hurt because of this, there are so many different ways to complement her. If I were to take a step back, I would be able to tell you about my unbearable side, tell you all of my thoughts, be honest with you, there is still a man in the world who can do it, your father can do it, your brother can do it, the man you like can do it?"

Su Moli jumped up and said angrily: "My dad is right, you are an expert negotiator, but you lied to me, I can't forgive you!"

"Say it!" "Say one thing," I retorted. "Anything I've ever lied to you about, as long as you can tell me about one thing I've lied to you about, I'll immediately disappear from your sight and never bother you again."

"I …" Su Moli was stunned, she stuttered: "You've lied to me before, there are many things you've done, Lang Zhanyi, Li Baiqing, aren't those all your bad deeds? And Bai Xiangyang, Li Zhaoen was beaten up by Zhao Tiancheng, it was all because of you."

"Hahaha ~" I was suddenly overjoyed to the point that my entire body hurt. "Little Princess, there's something wrong with your understanding. I did all of this, but I didn't lie to you! You just didn't ask!"

"You …" Su Moli was so angry that her delicate body began to tremble. She pointed her pinky at me for a long time, and said fiercely: "You're just bullying me, you bad guy!"

"No!" I then retorted, "In the end I chose to follow you, I broke all of your father's background, and completely offended your father, and your father always made people sink into the river, he's easy to bully, little princess, people can't just look at the bad side, I, Xiang Yu, first I'm loyal to you, and second I never deceive you, third I only do good things to you, and I'm so good to you, how can you bear to drive me away, at this moment you go against your father's oath, and at the next moment your father will bury me in the river, how can you endure this ~"

At that moment, Su Moli chose to be depressed. However, the little princess who was kind to him in the past, at this moment, his eyes no longer had that foolish look in them.

"Alright!" From today onwards, you will only be able to listen to my orders. No matter if you are good to me or bad to me, you must report every single thing you are doing to me. Tell me, every single thing that is on your mind, if you dare to lie to me, I will immediately chase you away! "

"No problem!" I asked hesitantly. "Uh, let me ask you again, what does every one of these mean? Can it be that I'm going to the toilet a few times a day to peek at a beauty, pick her teeth, and tell you everything?"

"That's right!" Su Moli smiled cruelly: "I'll give you a chance. As long as you don't say anything, I'll kick you out.

I coughed dryly. "This is a time when every man has his own vulgarity. I can't possibly tell you all of my vulgar thoughts. This has tarnished your ears, Little Princess."

"I'm not afraid!" Su Moli shouted loudly: "I have already grown up, you can say whatever you want, but what can you do to make me feel disgusted to death?"

I lazily replied, "It's not that I'm afraid of disgusting you to death, but I'm afraid that you'll know that I'm a rogue. If you chase me away, I'll be digging my own hole. It's all thanks to my panic."

"As long as you tell the truth, I won't chase you away no matter what, I swear!" Su Moli vowed sincerely, and was much more serious than before.

"Oh ~ That's good. Since you want to know something, then I'll tell you the truth." I'm going to go all out, first I'll stop by your side, then I'll slowly take over Football Club.

Wait till I become a good man, I won't let Su Baiyi's corpse sink to the bottom of the river, f * * k, then I won't serve you anymore!

"Ha ~ Interesting!" Mu Xiaoxi suddenly jumped up as her small hands covered Su Moli's ears and muttered a few words.

"Hmm?" Su Moli looked at her strangely, then turned her head and asked: "Coach, when did you sleep with a girl? Who did you sleep with?"

"Pfft ~ ~" My face was extremely dejected. "Little Princess, the first question you asked was too sharp!"

Su Moli laughed sinisterly: "What, you want to leave tonight, and get buried by my father?"

I was going all out, "How old was the first time was? I forgot.

"What!?" Wu Danru! " The two girls immediately became excited, even Su Moli started laughing, but that smile was too bad!

The two chattered for a while longer, before Su Moli asked while grinning: "Then, please describe the situation at that time in detail, you need to say it at every step, you can forget the time, but you will definitely not forget the first time, right?"

This little princess loved to peep into people's privacy?

F * ck, laozi is destroying the broken jar, come at me!

That was Wednesday or Thursday. During the two afternoon classes, I brought her to my house to see the small yellow saucer we rented together, then imitated it, and then there were some red marks on the bed. I couldn't do anything about it, the bedsheet fell off, and I burned three big holes in the mattress.

Hmm ~ Am I talking a little too much nonsense?