Chapter 1

There is a place called Longyun county. There is Tengyun mountain in Longyun County, and Tengyun town is at the foot of the mountain.

Longyun county is a small county under the 18 tier cities. Tengyun town is a small one. It cooks stewed pork in the east of the town, and the west of the town can know who cooked the rice.

Although it is small, it has a beautiful scenery. It is surrounded by mountains, mountains and rivers. The original residents of the old town and ancient streets have been chasing for two thousand years. It is still a place for the fortress soldiers to fight for. Later, due to the inconvenient transportation, it was forgotten and became a small paradise.

If it is developed by the local government, it will definitely attract literary and artistic youths and tourists seeking peace of soul. It has beautiful scenery, good environment and cheap price. A cup of coffee costs only 10 yuan and two youth groups are given away.

Fresh bar, such a small town at the end of the street has a cafe. Although there is only one, it fully shows that it keeps pace with the times.

There are not only cafes in Tengyun Town, but also matchmakers, who are responsible for media protection.

Young and young people want to go out and see the world. The population loss in Tengyun town is very serious, and the ratio of men and women is seriously unbalanced. This has given birth to the prosperity of matchmakers. It costs 300 yuan to introduce a couple, whether they succeed or not. They also need to give gifts to matchmakers, or they will wait in line.

You can't wait in line to get married. Won't waiting in line delay the next generation?

Aunt Zhang San is one of the two matchmakers in Tengyun Town, and the second matchmaker is Uncle Zhang. The couple monopolize the matchmaker market in Tengyun town. One is to open a matchmaking agency in the west of the town, and the other is to open a dating agency in the east of the town. All the single men and women over 18 and under 80 in Tengyun town are caught by their husband and wife.

There is absolutely no business rush. Their husband and wife cooperate very well. There is a young man in Aunt Zhang San's hand and a big girl in Uncle Zhang's hand.

Oh, the place of blind date is usually in the coffee shop, which is still opened by Aunt Zhang San.

Oh, and, if you're going on a blind date and you're going to get married, Uncle Zhang will be able to read the almanac.

Yes, yes, and if the child is born, they will name it.

Anyway, it's a one-stop service, from blind date to marriage. In Aunt Zhang's words, there are three aunts who are satisfied with you.

No, in Tengyun cafe, the only blind date place in the town, there are blind dates again.

In this place where the whole town knows who's going on a blind date with who's going on a blind date has always been the focus of attention. The so-called blind date is that there are onlookers around the streets and windows.

Today, there is no chatter and discussion, and there is silence.

It's said that Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang, who had seen the world, were stunned and didn't know what was wrong.

Today's blind date.

Fang's youngest son, Fang Zheng.

Xu Haodong, the second son of the Xu family.

Yeah, yeah, two guys.

Although Fang Zheng has slightly curly hair to his neck, he is definitely a real man.

Fang Zheng's eyes have been narrowed for a long time and a half, just like he can't wake up. He looks lazy, but his eyes are half narrowed, and they are as big as ordinary people's eyes. They are also very beautiful, with long eyelashes. His cheeks were thin and his lips were thin. He wore a large white silk shirt with painter's temperament, a pair of knee exposed jeans, and his slightly curly hair was tied with a pigtail. Special temperament, special clean, special, impersonal.

Fang Zheng, the weirdest kid in Tengyun Town, has never been like him in the past 100 years.

He's like a smoker. It's probably related to his career. He is a great painter in the eyes of ordinary people. Although he is a half monk. He is the top one in the city's college entrance examination. After seven or eight years of study, he went from university to master's degree and made a lot of money in finance, but he didn't stay in the big city and went back to his hometown town where he couldn't find it on the map to draw.

He's an artist, he's a painter, he's a local nobleman, and his father is the mayor of the town. He's different from the people who go down to work in the fields. He's so immortal that he doesn't dare to talk to him, and he doesn't talk to others.

Today, the fairy went down to earth, ate the fireworks in the world, fell into the secular world and began to have a blind date.

Yes, if we don't get married, other people's grandchildren will be born soon. His son is still in his mother-in-law's stomach.

The opposite Xu Haodong is also one, er, how to say, not a mortal.

Xu Haodong is also a pure man. He can smell the smell of hormones in his body for 800 Li against the wind.

Fang Zheng is a strange child once in a hundred years. Xu Haodong is a villain once in a thousand years.

If Fang Zheng is an immortal, Xu Haodong is a big devil who comes out of the devil's way.

Fang Zheng is a person with temperament and professional identity. Unlike ordinary people, no one talks to him easily.

Xu Haodong is the whole town. No one wants to talk to him.

Qingguapi's head, angular face, standing up taller than anyone, taking off clothes stronger than anyone, a muscle fist is also big, a punch can break people's ribs.

When I was a child, I peed in the neighbor's meat pot, drew a picture of myself and went to the grocery store to cheat me to eat and drink. When I was a teenager, I stood on the street and whistled at the little girl. I cheated me from the begging bowl and robbed the children of lollipops. All the people in the town who were his age were beaten by him. I've been a thug, a hooligan, a gambler, a jailer, and I don't know how to make a mountain farm and sell stones.No one married him. Who wants him.

His wife is still cooking with his mother-in-law.

Two eldest men in Yunfeng town are on a blind date.

Aunt Zhang San and Uncle Zhang San are too bored. What's wrong? How did they arrange it?

Fang Zheng sits lazily, half raises his eyes lazily, drinks a mouthful of coffee lazily, and despises the coffee with the taste of water, which is soy sauce.

Fang zhengmian is used to staring at Xu Haodong.

It is estimated that Fang Zheng's eyes are cold and calm. Xu Haodong is not so calm. It's like a shy young man on his first blind date. He can't sit still with a long butt.

Two guys, big and small, had a small round coffee table. They didn't touch each other's arms and hands. The long legs, which were nowhere to be placed, could not avoid touching each other. Xu Haodong's ears were a little red and his eyes were floating. One moment he aimed at the coffee table, another moment he lowered his head and buttoned his pants, and the other moment he scratched his green head.

It's quiet.

Fang Zheng doesn't say anything. No matter how angry he is, he doesn't show his face. Xu Hao takes a sip of coffee with soy sauce flavor. He takes advantage of the opportunity to have a look at Fang Zheng secretly. This boy is really white.

I just looked at people and burned my tongue.

I can't swallow this strange cup of coffee. I'm afraid that it will drop its price at this time and leave a bad impression on the other party. I force myself to swallow this cup of coffee from my tongue to my stomach!

Oh, it hurts.

This kind of grinning probably amuses Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng talks about it and looks at the time.

"Misunderstanding, let's finish it earlier."

Fang Zheng's voice is lazy and light. He wants to stand up and go carelessly.

It must be a misunderstanding. The one sitting across the table today should be a primary school teacher, not a hooligan.

As soon as Fang Zheng wants to leave, Xu Haodong pats the table.

"Stop!"

Staring round eyes look fierce, as if the next second to swing a chair to fight down.

Blind date? No, it's revenge.

The onlookers gasped for a moment, and they wanted to finish the fight, and they wanted to be beaten!

Beat the mayor's son to jail!

Fang Zheng, unmoved, looks at Xu Haodong and asks him in his eyes, what else can I do for you?

Xu Haodong hesitated, he left people, but he had no good reason!

Looking left and right, his eyes drifted for a while, and Xu Haodong hit the table fiercely.

"Give me back my underpants!"

Give him back his underpants?

What did they do?

Won't you change your underpants?

Whose underpants can be changed.

Our place is not big. No one knows who. Although they are a few years apart, they grow up together. My friends think they are watching the ball and sleeping together, so they put on the wrong clothes.

Hey, you know what? There is a disease outside, that is, men like men!

What's wrong? Bah, you are silly. If you don't go to Internet cafes, it's called love freedom. Gender is not a problem. There are no men and women in true love! I'm over 50 years old. I know this. You don't know. You don't have a net.

So, the two of them

I've changed my underpants. What's the relationship between them!

What kind of relationship is that.

That's to say, hide people's eyes and ears. I'm afraid we'll find out that they're embarrassed and can't come down. I'm afraid we'll treat them as different. In fact, they're all different when they're not together.

Just get together. It's no big girl.

Ah, ah, you've changed your underpants. What are they doing!

Hey, hey, you're yellow.

You're not yellow. How did your three children get here? Who doesn't sleep with his daughter-in-law!

Shame on you, shame on both of them! How can such words be said in front of so many people.

Fang Zheng is still thinking about what he means by this. When did I take your underpants? The whispers from all walks of life came to our ears.

The common people, uncles, aunts and aunts all keep pace with the times. It's not enough to watch them go on a blind date. They also gather to discuss the issue of underpants.

How did Xu Haodong's underpants get into Fangzheng's hands.

Xu Haodong is still reluctant.

"Just one. You'll take my underpants every three to five. It's not easy for me to make money. How can I buy underpants every day! That time, I didn't wear the new one. I washed it and hung it outside. You just walked away for me! "

Good. Fang Zheng has changed from a painter who doesn't eat fireworks to a pervert thief who likes to steal other people's underpants!

It is appropriate to have a more obscene saying.

"Looking at the boy of mayor Fang's family, he's full of immortality and likes other people's underpants. Why do you take them back?"

A piece of obscene laughter, everyone's mind has outlined a very young children should not be forbidden to 18 pictures!

Fang Zhengyi's reputation was completely destroyed by Xu Haodong's words.Fang Zheng's eyes widened and his slender fingers became fists.

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