Chapter 785： I rub! It's sloppy!

When Jiang Chen was walking on the road, he suddenly received a call from Xiao Guo.

Xiao Guo: "Master, rich ladies are looking for you again!"

Jiang Chen followed Jiang Xiu's spies.

Jiang Chen was not ignorant. In fact, he knew everything clearly, but he deliberately pretended not to notice and didn't drive these spies away.

He deliberately let Jiang Xiu get some of his own information, of course it was all false information to confuse the other party.

Jiang Xiu's strength is not in Jiang Chen's eyes. Jiang Chen can crush him to death with one slap, but Jiang Chen doesn't want to do that.

As powerful as the Jade Emperor, when he visits the world privately, why?

For fun!

If everything is slapped to death.

What's so fun?

What good is it for you to be strong?

Jiang Chen deliberately said loudly: "Rich ladies are here again? Why are you looking for me?"

Xiao Guo smiled: "Master, look around?"

Jiang Chen turned his head and took a look~~

At some point, dozens of supercars appeared around.

Aggressively, surrounded the street where Jiang Chen was located!

Block it up!

Jiang Chen smiled faintly: "Come again?"

Xiao Guo was silent for a while: "This time, Master, you can't escape. There are a total of 86 supercars on this street, including McLaren, Bugatti, Ferrari, GTR, and everything! The storage of every car The suitcase is full of gold bars and US dollars! You can choose one now and drive away. The car, the cash in the car, and the rich woman are all yours!"

Behind Jiang Chen, Jiang Xiu's spies were dumbfounded!

The dog is stunned. jpg!

Oh damn!

Does this Jiang Chen still have such a secret?

Jiang Xiu, who was eavesdropping behind the scenes, almost stared out.

Immediately, he laughed.

"This kid, feelings are for soft food?"

His evaluation of Jiang Chen plummeted.

Jiang Chen smiled: "Does every car have US dollars?"

"At least 5 million U.S. dollars on each car!"

Jiang Chen looked far away, "I see, there seems to be an MPV Yi Weige in the farthest corner?"

Xiao Guo gave a thumbs up: "Master has good eyesight! That's a money-carrying truck! It's filled with beautiful knives! It's yours!"

Jiang Chen: "How old are those rich women?"

Xiao Guo believes: "They are all over 18 years old!"

Jiang Chen sneered: "Be specific!"

Xiao Guo coughed: "48, 58, 68! All! Choose whatever you want!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

Jiang Xiu, who was eavesdropping, was dumbfounded.

The hidden identity of Jiang Chen is the master of the rich woman soft rice association?

"Haha, this kid, there are really two things!"

Jiang Chen couldn't laugh or cry, and shook his head: "68? Don't tell me, I have something to do, let's hang up."

Xiao Guo anxiously said: "Master, if you don't agree today, those rich women won't let you go! They have blocked the whole street. If you don't agree, they will come hard and rob you directly."

Jiang Chen: "You kid, you betrayed me again?"

Xiao Guo persuaded: "Master, rich lady is still fragrant! The little brothers don't want to work hard and want to eat soft rice."

Jiang Chen curled his lips: "Xiao Guo, don't call me Master! Do you know how I spend this time? I am chased by luxury cars every day! I am harassed by rich women going up and down the stairs! Even if you don't pay attention to your name A few suites! Every new year and New Year's card, there will be a few more 0s out of the bank card."

"Every night, I am shrouded in fear of being knocked on the door by a rich woman!"

"Those rich women have bought all the building I live in!"

"Every day I go home, and on every floor, a rich woman will come up!"

"Wearing pajamas, but with heavy makeup!"

"It makes me smell of perfume!"

"I finally got home, but the door was surrounded by rich women!"

Jiang Chen said helplessly: "Although the rich woman is good, don't eat too much! Young people, don't talk about martial arts, I advise you to make a rat!

Xiao Guo asked, "Master, what the **** is this for?"

Jiang Chen curled his lips and said: "Once you are in front of money, you become easily accessible..."

At this moment, Jiang Chen's mobile phone rang a reminder.

He picked it up and opened it.

"Sister Zhang gave you a top-up of 5 million in the bus card!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

spy:"..."

Jiang Xiu: "..."

Jiang Chen said lightly: "Sorry, I am not interested in money!"

Jiang Chen continued to say to Xiao Guo: "Once you are in front of money, you become easily accessible..."

A Ferrari slowly stopped beside Jiang Chen.

The window was rolled down.

A rich woman said to Jiang Chen: "Smelly man, I don't eat any soft rice, what do you want to eat?"

Jiang Chen took a bite of her: "I want to eat~~Subsistence allowance!"

That rich lady Zhang Jie was stunned~

Rolled up the window and left.

Jiang Chen looked proudly: (ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~

Another rich woman drove up and pointed at a knight worth 9 million behind!

"That's a knight, I gave it to you!"

"From now on, if you pull Didi, you will never be afraid of rear-end collisions again!"

"This car, the weight alone has reached 3.8 tons!"

"All steel plate strengthening!"

"Except for a tank to run directly, no car can beat it!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

"I don't need anyone's luxury car, you can walk away!"

Jiang Chen was so tough that the rich woman had no choice but to leave.

Spy behind him: (○´･д･)ﾉ!

Jiang Xiu's jealousy towards Jiang Chen at this time has gradually relaxed, becoming triumphant.

Aside, the confidant who was expelled from Jiang Chen asked him: "Master, why have you become happy?"

Jiang Xiu said proudly: "This Jiang Chen eats soft rice all day, or is it a teacher of the Soft Rice Association. How can this Nima compete with an elite like me? It seems that most of the previous performances were made by rich women in secret. He. He is not as capable as that! Hahaha~ I was worried that I would take my eyes off and be pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger. It seems that I have been worrying too much."

Jiang Chen: "..."

......

Jiang Chen was suddenly called back by Jiang Xiu.

"Brother Xiu, tell me something?"

Jiang Chen was still very polite to Jiang Xiu.

Jiang Xiu nodded: "It's okay, I have something to do recently. I want you to drive me to a place to talk about things."

Jiang Chen: "??? To talk about things, you actually want to find me?"

Jiang Chen felt a little strange.

This Jiang Xiu seemed a little weird.

Jiang Xiu coughed: "Actually, I have a lot of enemies recently, and I need you to be a bodyguard to spread the risk."

Jiang Chen suddenly realized.

Feelings, Jiang Xiu recently provoke an enemy, so he wants to help him spread the risk?

Jiang Xiu also recently saw Jiang Chen being awarded the title of Master by the Soft Fan Association. He felt that Jiang Chen was nothing great and would not threaten his status, so he would let Jiang Chen come back to help him through the danger.

Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Okay. Brother Xiu, you are so generous to me and give me 5 million dollars. Can I help you? Tell me, how can I help?"

Jiang Xiu was very carefree, there was a beautiful woman beside him, and he pointed to a Rolls Royce next to him: "So, you **** me home. I have received reliable information that someone is going to rob me on the road. You will be my driver. ~~If something is going on, go up and block me!"

Jiang Chen: "...Okay. No problem."

Jiang Chen has three times the ability to react and fight against ordinary people, even if he encounters danger, there will be no problems.

The big deal, Jiang Chen ran away with a kick of the accelerator.

Who knows~~

Jiang Xiu cunning rabbit three caves, cunning and cunning.

Jiang Chen took the key to drive, Jiang Xiu's eyes suddenly rolled: "No, no, I suddenly changed my mind! Or this time, I will be the driver. This beauty, hold your arms! You sit in the back, the driver In a dedicated seat!"

Jiang Chen stunned: "This isn't great, isn't it? You are a gangster, I am a takeaway. How am I ashamed to sit in the back and let you be the driver?"

"No, no, no!"

Jiang Xiu was very cunning, and said: "I have already thought about it. You will be my stand-in! Sitting in the back seat, pretending to be me, and speaking completely in my tone, do you remember? I am your driver! You can order me to do anything on your way at any time. You can't even show flaws in your tone! Understand?"

Jiang Chen: "..."

It could be seen that Jiang Xiu was really scared.

The opponent he provoked this time was a bit scary.

In addition to finding himself a little more handsome than him as a driver, he also deliberately arranged for himself, who looked alike, to sit in his back seat and still be able to sit on his horse, but he drove himself?

Jiang Chen nodded: "Brother Xiu, this arrangement is really clever! Even if an enemy finds you, the attacker will be me in the back seat. It doesn't hurt to be like the driver."

Jiang Xiu looked up to the sky and laughed, proud of his cleverness.

"Then let's start."

Jiang Xiu bowed his head and opened the car door to Jiang Chen respectfully.

In front of outsiders, Jiang Xiu must have done enough superficial skills.

Jiang Chen swaggered, and put his arms around the slim waist of the hot beautiful woman, sitting in the back seat full of style.

Jiang Xiu felt sour in his heart.

So angry!

It was originally my car, my horse, but was enjoyed by that fellow Jiang Chen~~ But I still want to drive him in front, just like my grandson? Helpless, can only admit his fate, who makes him afraid of death? Jiang Xiu drove.

Jiang Chen closed his eyes behind and enjoyed Jiang Xiu Mazi's massage.

This horse is really extraordinary, perhaps from a professional background, and it is quite comfortable to massage Jiang Chen.

But~~

When we reached a remote intersection, suddenly a car in front of us suddenly came across!

Blocked the way.

Jiang Xiu was taken aback, and immediately reversed.

Who knows, a van also appeared behind, blocking the way.

A dozen people in black jumped out of the van, armed with machetes, kitchen knives, bats, etc., with murderous aura, surrounded this Jiang Xiu Rolls Royce~~

A dozen people got off the car in front.

Seeing more than 30 people, surrounded here.

Jiang Xiu was trembling with fright.

Don't dare to speak anymore.

His intelligence is accurate, and he can't expect the other party to be so cruel! Fortunately.

The corners of his mouth cocked slightly.

I have been prepared long ago, and have a perfect plan.

The leader walked to the side of the car and knocked on the window.

Jiang Xiu was very confident. He rolled down the car window and put on a hat on purpose. He trembled, "Big Brother, I'm the driver! It's none of my business."

The leader, his eyes cold, ignored Jiang Xiu, and walked to the back seat.

Xiu was delighted.

Hehe~~

I'm still smart and witty!

The leader knocked on the rear window: "Come down!"

Jiang Chen was not afraid, and rolled down the car window, revealing a face that looked very similar to Jiang Xiu, but a little more handsome.

Jiang Xiu snickered in his heart.

This time, Jiang Chen is going to be unlucky!

Li Daitao stiff!

Jiang Chen must be beaten at least!

He was in a casino before Jiang Xiu, doing things very unrespectfully, he used to be an old man, and offended a very famous and powerful second generation of the capital.

At that time, the second generation threatened Jiang Xiu to be careful, and he would find someone to teach Jiang Xiu.

Jiang Chen was scared, so he wanted to hide at home and avoid the limelight. He didn't expect the other party to take action so quickly, so many people were recruited to clean him up.

There is no escape from this severe beating of society.

He is gloating for misfortune.

Jiang Chen was not afraid, and said to those people indifferently, "You were sent by the opponent? Jiang Xiu did the thing. What do you want to do?"

Jiang Chen performed the aura of the Jiang family's children to the extreme!

Condescending, watching all beings!

Although he was alone and surrounded by a few people, Jiang Chen didn't show any fear at all!

Those people stared at Jiang Chen, but they didn't think that this person was so confident, and he was not afraid that he seemed to be able to get the place back with complete confidence.

The leader hesitated a little.

There was a little brother next to him, whispering: "Big Brother, even though the Beijing Master asked us to beat people, I heard that this person is not an ordinary person. Looks like a son of the Jiang family!"

"Kids of the Jiang family?"

The leading brother was taken aback.

"Yeah, the Jiang family is not something we can afford. If we fight with the Jiang family, in case there is something wrong, I am afraid that under the Jiang family's anger, we will be out of luck."

The little brother offered advice.

"Then, what do you say? Our eldest brother's order can't be ignored?"

The leader frowned and said.

"I think so."

The dog-headed military master whispered: "We must take care of the matter. But, we can not beat Jiang Xiu himself? We might as well~~ beat his bodyguard and driver! Then take the video, and even after we go back It’s for the eldest brother to explain! Then, we won’t go to death to offend the Jiang family?"

"correct."

The eldest brother also slapped his head and suddenly realized: "You are right. If you don't have a bodyguard, hit the driver!"

He walked to the front, patted the car door and yelled, "Come down!"

Jiang Xiu is stunned~~

Before he could react, he was dragged out of the car by his elder brother.

"Hey hey, what are you doing? I'm a son of the Jiang family! Do you dare to beat me?"

Jiang Xiu shouted.

Big brother is stunned~~

Ten-faced dumbfounded.

what's going on?

How could even a driver claim to be a child of the Jiang family?

The eldest brother laughed in anger and said, "Don't run the train with your mouth full, you kid. If you are a driver in a small way, you dare to pretend to be a kid of the Jiang family? Begging! Beat him!"

"I'm really Jiang Xiu!" Jiang Xiu wanted to cry without tears~.

This time, it was really hasty!

He originally thought, pretending to be a driver and let Jiang Chen beat him for him, who knew that Jiang Chen's temperament could be frightened.

Conversely~~

Hit the driver? You don't talk about martial arts!

He was full of grief and anger~~

"I'm really Jiang Xiu! I was afraid that you would beat me halfway, so I deliberately arranged for someone who looked like me to sit in the back seat. His name was Jiang Chen! If you want to go back for business, just beat him. ....."

Jiang Xiu was facing the threat of severe beating. At this time, he didn't talk about martial ethics, let alone loyalty, and directly explained it to himself.

With a look of grief and anger, he pointed to Jiang Chen and yelled: "You kid, don't you hurry up and tell the truth and be beaten for me honestly?"

Jiang Chen laughed in his heart, his mouth still echoing Jiang Xiu: "Yes, right, right, don't make any mistakes. I am his substitute Jiang Chen, my young master was afraid of being beaten, so I was allowed to sit in the back, and he came to drive. . If you want to fight, hit me."

The robbers look dumbfounded~~

Looking at Jiang Chen, Jiang Xiu really looked alike.

At least 8 points are similar~~ The clothes they wear are exactly the same suits.

For a while, the robbers were stupid and unclear~~

In the end, which one is the real one and which one is a substitute?

Jiang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, unexpectedly~~

The robber boss is a second-hand!

He impatiently said: "Fart! How can the Jiang family drive a car? Your kid still wants to harm the master Jiang Master? Lie to us to beat the Jiang family, right? Harm us! Someone beat me! Beat me to death! "

More than 30 thugs came up and beat Jiang Xiu~~

Jiang Xiu screamed constantly~~

"I, I am really Jiang Xiu! He is Jiang Chen, he is fake! I am the real ~ You made a mistake. I, I can't spare you~~ I. Forgive me! Brothers, let go Me. I'm really Jiang Xiu!"

Jiang Xiu screamed all kinds of screams, was beaten so tragically, and foamed at the mouth~~

Jiang Chen wandered freely, watching from the sidelines.

Ma Zi on the side was very worried and said, "Brother Jiang Chen, are you not going to help Brother Xiu? Just watch him be beaten by so many people?"

Jiang Chen said indifferently: "I am powerless. I can't beat these people by myself. Brother Xiu is really clever but was mistaken by cleverness this time. It's sloppy!"

After a gang of robbers violently beat Jiang Xiu, the half-dead Jiang Xiu was thrown in front of Jiang Chen as a dead dog. The leader took pictures, waved the **** baseball bat in his hand, and threatened Jiang Chen: Yes, today I will give you a face and only hit your driver! You will remember it! In the future, if you dare to provoke my owner, this will be the end!"

Jiang Chen nodded blankly with a frightened expression.

Jiang Xiu: "......"

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Hemp egg!

Why is it always me who was beaten?