Chapter 22: Man vs Army

Chapter 22: Man vs Army

The D824 departmental road was silent in the night.

Oak trees bordered it on both sides, three of them having fallen onto the asphalt. Basil waited with his back against his Renault Kangoo, while Bugsy, Rosemarine, and Plato surveyed the area for any sign of trouble. Shellgirl had remained at home to protect the house alongside the House Garden party and Basil hoped they wouldnt need her artillery support. Officer Elissalde had informed her comrades through phone calls that the partys monsters were friendly, but he couldnt rule out the possibility that this meeting might degenerate anyway.

How is it that Im more disturbed by the idea of meeting fellow humans than monsters? Basil glanced at Elissalde. The police officer had put on her riot gear and recovered a handgun which she kept ready to fire at all times. She looked tense as Zachariel gave her a medical checkup, as if expecting the angel to transform into a demon at the first sign of trouble. Unless Im the exception that proves the rule?

You are in relatively good spiritual health, officer, Zachariel delivered his analysis. But dont forget to pray three times a day to stay in good shape.

Ill keep it in mind, Officer Elissalde replied politely. Basil could tell that she accepted the angels request for a check-up out of curiosity, but didnt put much weight in his judgment. You you are unlike how I imagined an angel to be.

I understand, Zachariel replied. My division gets that all the time since the boys in marketing messed up the last healthcare campaign. I told them black plague imagery scares patients away, but they cling to the nostalgia market.

Officer Elissalde listened to the angels words in silence and bit her lower lip. Basil hadnt dared yet to explain that Zachariel came from a world other than Earth. She would break if confronted with too much information at once and hearing the feathered doctor talk was a lot to take in already.

Zachariel was a one-man test of faith.

Nothing yet, Boss, Bugsy said, his antennae against the road. Are we too early?

I dont know. Basil turned to Officer Elissalde. Are we?

My party should arrive soon. She inhaled sharply. Unless unless something unforeseen happened.

Unless the Unity happened, Basil corrected her. He had brought his halberd, Plato his sword, and Rosemarine a handgun for each of her vines, but he hoped they wouldnt have to use them. The road would make a deadly location for an ambush and Zachariel didnt look like much of a fighter.

Its all right miss, well deal with it, Bugsy tried to reassure Officer Elissalde. Weve reached level twelve now, one short of the gearsmen! They dont scare us anymore!

I Officer Elissalde cleared her throat. Thats good.

Levels dont mean everything, Bugsy, Basil warned. They had slain far too many monsters above their weight class to rest on their laurels. It does feel good to close the gap in power though.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

Im a few levels away from metamorphosis, Rosemarine whispered. I can feel it. And when I evolve when I evolve

The plant giggled to herself, which made Officer Elissalde take a step away from her. Basil found it adorable.

Come to think of it, he should assign his newest level so his allies had a better chance of transforming into stronger forms. Basil didnt hesitate about his choice for long. The Technomancer class looked tailor-cut to help fight the Unity and more crafting options would make his team more self-sufficient.

Level 1 Technomancer Stat Gains: +1 VIT, +1 SKI, +1 MAG, +1 INT. You gained 20 HP and 10 SP.New Perk: Magitek (Active): You can use the refine option on a technological device to forge a rune on a selected item. The device must have an unused effect spot and you must know a rune spell to assign to it. This ability can apply to pieces of technology from forged tools to machines and vehicles, but cannot work on Consumables, Lairs, or Key Items.

An unused effect spot? Didnt his halberd have one?

You need a rune to refine: [La Ravageuse, Swiss Halberd].

So Basil could strengthen his weapon once he learned to cast runes. Vasi had given him a spellbook about them, but he didnt have the time to check it out yet.

The witch had declined to help further. Vasi was fine trading magical tips and items, but waging war on a machine army went beyond the call of good neighborhood relationships.

Basil checked Officer Elissalde one more time. To his surprise, a System screen appeared over her head.

Neria ElissaldeLevel 11 [Humanoid] (Guard 10/Gunslinger 1)Party: Aztain Ahizpa.

Officer Elissalde raised an eyebrow at his insistent stare. Why are you looking at me like that?

Because now Im smart enough to, Basil replied with great satisfaction.

Nerd alert, nerd alert, Plato replied mockingly. Officer Elissalde smiled in embarrassment, probably because she didnt know how to answer.

Also, Aztain Ahizpa? Basil asked. Its Basque, right?

It means shepherd sisters, she explained. I didnt come up with the name. My sister did.

You formed a party with your family?

If you cant rely on your family, then whom can you trust? Officer Elissalde asked. Basil made a face at her answer, which she immediately noticed. Did I say something wrong?

Yes, a lot of bullshit, Basil replied. Her words had left a bitter taste in his mouth. Shared blood is just that: blood.

Her lips twisted at his venomous words. Is this about the Lamont case?

Partly. Basils family wasnt a model of dependability either.

His children didnt see him for ten years. Ten. Years. Not a visit, not even a single call. Basil spat on the ground. They didnt even visit his grave when he died. No, they went straight to the notary and to the judge a fortnight later. They sued me for showing basic human decency.

I I see. Officer Elissalde cleared her throat. There are always rotten apples.

That was one way to put it. Rens children had accused Basil of having exploited an old mans vulnerability to steal his house and inheritance. The bitter fight that followed had soured his opinion of the justice system. Although Basil won his case, the monetary inheritance Ren left him went down the lawyer drain.

If he had lived to see it, I dont think Ren would have been disappointed, Basil said. Plato listened to the conversation on the side, utterly silent. Just sad.

Is that why you live in the woods so far from the city? Officer Elissalde sighed. Ive been doing this job for five years, Mr. Bohen. Ive seen men beat their wives, someone shooting a neighbor over a hedges size, and more human stupidity than you can imagine. But Ive also met single mothers struggling to send their children to university. Ive witnessed people working hard to support their aging parents so they wouldnt die in a heartless retirement home and a woman rescuing a child from drowning at great risk to herself. Whenever Im confronted with crime, I try to remember these good men and women.

Basil snorted. If youre making a point about mankinds inherent goodness

My point is that there are rotten apples and good apples, and that you shouldnt throw out the full fruit basket to get rid of the former. She cleared her throat. If it makes sense.

She looked about as good at conversation as Basil himself; which was to say, not much.

Thankfully, Bugsy spared them from further embarrassment. Boss, I hear a large object approaching us.

Me too, Plato said, his sword raised. A big, heavy car.

Headlights flashed at the end of the road. Basil held his breath as he began to distinguish a large shape through the darkness. Officer Elissalde took a few steps forward and stood in the middle of the road, waving her hand and indicating at the vehicle to park itself next to the Renault Kangoo.

Basil identified the incoming car as a VAB: a wheeled, amphibious troop transporter. The vehicle made surprisingly little noise even though it dwarfed his Renault Kangoo in size. Its thick shielding showed steely scars along its left flank. An armored gunner manned a mounted machine gun on the VAB's top. The front windows were marred with traces of bullet impacts.

Although the vehicle parked itself peacefully, the gunner cautiously pointed his weapon at Bugsy. The centipede raised his head as high as possible in an attempt to look intimidating.

Basil, I smell a dog and other humans inside the vehicle, Plato whispered. Two, maybe three.

Basil remained on his guard and ready to strike. The gunner hid his face behind a goggled helmet and a black facemask, his expression unseen.

Major Matteo Lionel GrangeLevel 13 [Humanoid] (Soldier 7/Gunslinger 6)Party: Aztain Ahizpa.

That man didnt look like a sister to Basil, but he was too classy to make a joke about it.

Officer Elissalde saluted the gunner. Major Grange.

Officer. The gunner surveyed the party before settling his gaze on Basil himself. And Mr. Bohen, is it?

Lower your weapon, Basil replied. Dont get twitchy.

Step away from the vehicle, the major replied, his voice flat and authoritative. Now.

Bugsy snapped his mandibles and Rosemarine raised her guns, but Basil stopped them with a glance. The party stepped away from Officer Elissalde and closer to the trees. At no point did the gunner stop pointing his weapon at them.

The tense standoff stretched on for a minute. The Major broke the silence by muttering something to his VATs driver which Basil couldnt hear. A hatch opened at the back of the military vehicle, and a teenager no older than sixteen in riot gear stepped out alongside a doberman. An eyepatch covered her left eye. Basil immediately noticed a family resemblance with Officer Elissalde; same nose and hair, similar cheeks. She carried a whip instead of a firearm.

Maya ElissaldeLevel 9 [Humanoid] (Houndmaster 9)Party: Aztain Ahizpa.Mylne, DobermanLevel 8 [Beast]Party: Aztain Ahizpa.

Thats our running theory for now, Officer Elissalde replied. But we cant confirm it yet.

Its big work and were small people dealing with shit on the ground, Major Grange said. Killing all the monsters we find.

You arent even good at it, Bugsy muttered under his breath. We scrapped the gearsman ourselves.

If the Major heard the remark, he didnt show it. Neria, Maya, bring the other dog out of the hold. Well put their cure to the test.

The Elissalde sisters moved to the back of the military vehicle. When they returned, they carefully carried a petrified Basque Shepherd dog and set it on the road. Plato looked back and forth between the stone animal and its handlers.

Seriously? he asked. This is your teammate?

Maya Elissalde grit her teeth. Stupid cat.

Lets be honest here. Plato stared at the doberman with a smug face. Do you have an advanced proficiency with claws?

The dogs ears lowered in shame. Medium with bites.

And thats why cat lovers will inherit the earth. Plato put his paws behind his head. Dog thralls denied our inherent superiority. They gave canines the lions share of love instead of gaining our favor with treats and hugs. Now you will pay the price for your arrogance.

But we buff masters with our barks! the doberman defended her species. We help each other!

That is so cute!

Plato, stop demeaning dogs, Basil chided his pet.

Im not demeaning anyone, Im stating facts, Plato declared with pride. All Im saying, Basil, is that once we felines have cleansed the Earth of birds and taken back our rightful place as masters of the universe youll be on the winning side.

Basil couldnt argue with that. Zachariel?

Im not sure how to tell him the truth, sir, the angel whispered back while staring at Major Grange. Its terminal.

That wasnt the answer Basil wished to hear. You cant cure petrification?

No, I cannot cure coronatheism. He caught a militant variant. Zachariel let out a sigh of despair. At this stage, I fear the disease is incurable.

Basil rolled his eyes. Yes, Zachariel, France is one of the countries with the most atheists in it. Big deal. You can coexist with coronatheism.

The angel looked at him as if he had grown a second head. You can?

Yes, I can, Basil replied with a shrug. If they respect my faith, I respect their complete absence of it. Im free to live my life as I see fit and so are they.

I see Zachariel scratched his mask with his hand. You are aiming to develop herd immunity among the population by exposing them to the virus. The losses will be terrible, but it could work.

Sure, lets go with that, Basil lied through his teeth. Would you follow them to Bordeaux if your magic works?

Of course, if it can help cure the sick. I have a large quota to fulf Zachariel coughed. I mean, it is my holy duty as an angel.

Basil was seriously starting to wonder what kind of heaven this weirdo came from. He had the feeling the truth would induce a tremendous crisis of faith.

The angel proved as good as his word though. Zachariel touched the petrified Basque Shepherds head, his fingers glowing with green light. His magic turned stone to flesh and fur in an instant.

stress, get down! The Basque Shepherd leaped in alarm, starting Zachariel. Huh?

Diane! Maya Elissalde hugged the confused dog. Youre back.

Mistress? Where are the robots? The Basque Shepherd looked around and immediately barked at Bugsy upon noticing him. Danger! Danger!

H-hey, calm down! The centimagma snapped his mandibles at her. Dont bark at me!

Officer Elissalde observed Zachariel with a pleased smile. Major, it worked.

It doesnt change anything, her superior replied gruffly. Even if we succeeded in destroying the machines and freeing the civilians from stone, what then? The countryside is overrun by monsters, food is scarce, and the whole region is in shambles. We would have to evacuate Daxs panicked population to Bordeaux, which will stretch our resources thin.

We cant leave the population at the machines mercy either, Officer Elissalde argued. Not when we have a cure.

I dont like it either, but the orders from the top were clear. We are to abandon the region and retreat to Bordeaux. The Major remained uncompromising. This is bigger than either of us, officer.

Basil sneered in contempt. Of course, he wouldnt get a return on investment with his taxes. Why should he have expected anything else?

I should have known the French army was better at retreating than fighting back, he muttered.

A tense silence set on the road, until Major Grange slowly turned his machine gun in Basils direction. Dare to repeat that out loud, smartass?

Where is your resistance spirit? Wheres Joan of Arc? Basil admonished him, refusing to cower. The gearsmen arent even German!

France won more battles and wars than any other country except the British! Major Grange raised his head to better look down on Basil. Arent you a Bulgarian citizen? Your fucking country only exists because the Russians took pity on you!

What? Basil saw red. His jaw clenched so hard he thought his teeth might shatter. What did you say?

Please, please, everyone calm down, Officer Elissalde tried to defuse the situation. Dont

Russian military help was a small detail of Bulgarian independence! Basil snarled. We could have kicked the Ottomans out of our homeland alone!

By burying them under your dead and incompetence? The Major replied with a mocking tone. You haven't won a war since the Byzantine!

At least we didnt need a Corsican immigrant to win ours!

How dare Basils response left the Major burning with rage. Were throwing a pointless battle to win the war! Thats the very essence of strategy!

Thats the very essence of surrender, yes! Basil taunted him.

Dont force me to come down and kick your ass!

Come if you dare! Im the one paying your minimum wage! Basil tossed his halberd aside and pulled up his sleeves. Youre not shitting on me, youre shitting on Bulgaria!

Fine! the Major rose from the VAB's top, leaving his machine gun aside. Ill colonize your face with my fist!

Yes! Rosemarine chirped. Blood!

Kick his ass, Boss! Bugsy encouraged Basil. I believe in you!

Do your best! Zachariel gave them thumbs up. I can cure anything short of death and dismemberment!

Plato looked up at Officer Elissalde, his face one of utter indifference. So, is yours always like this?

The policewoman let out a long, deep sigh as Basil prepared to defend his countrys honor.