Chapter 12: Man vs Merchant

Chapter 12: Man vs Merchant

Six hours.

It took the party six hours to escape with their lives. Bugsy spent all his SP casting Agility Up over and over again as Basil guided him through the Landes forest. The gearsman stopped hunting the party before the watchers, but eventually, all of them gave up. Only when Basil was convinced that nobody would follow them to the house did he and his pets return home safely.

I am fire Bugsy collapsed in exhaustion on the houses lawn, under the faint light of the sunset. I am death

Youve done well, Bugsy, Basil thanked the centimagma before stepping down from his back. Ill cook anything you want tonight.

Mister, I dont want to go to human cities anymore, Rosemarine whined. Theyre scary!

I need a sofa, Plato declared. The cat didnt look as winded as Bugsy, but he clearly wanted nothing more than to sleep. My kingdom for a cushion!

Basil helped Bugsy drink a potion to satisfy his thirst. He had believed the Unity lacked forces to properly defend Dax, but when a single watcher sounded the alarm, dozens answered the call. The machines could mobilize quickly. Now that they knew of the partys existence, returning to the city to scavenge for supplies would grow even riskier.

And worst of all, Basil didnt find any monster to build a flower hedge!

We need a better defensive perimeter. Basil would set traps in the forest in case the watchers sent hunting parties. Well keep our heads down and stick to the wilderness from now on.

It was for the better. Monsters prioritized cities and Basil didnt need urban infrastructures. Modern medicine and technology mattered, but he could probably replace both with crafted substitutes given time.

He had work ahead of himself. Bugsys new transformation meant that the centimagma would consume more food than before. Basil kept sizable reserves in his basement, but he would rather avoid tapping into them unless strictly necessary.

I need to enlarge the garden, Basil thought upon entering the house. Plato fulfilled his oath and bolted to the sofa. Bugsy tried to squeeze himself through the entrance, but his new size prevented him from succeeding. And widen the doors too.

You can sleep in the garage for now, Basil told Bugsy. Well go chip wood and pull down the entrances wall tomorrow. I dont know much about woodworking, but it cant be that hard.

Im so sorry, Boss, Bugsy apologized. I didnt want to become a burden.

You never were one and never will be, Basil reassured him. You saved us all back then. Without your enhanced agility, the bots would have caught up to us.

When the watchers failed to petrify the group because of their higher levels, they had started throwing themselves at them like kamikaze drones. Failure to escape would have spelled the partys death.

The errand might have been a bust, but they at least gathered information and the cathedrals holy grimoires could perhaps procure a solution to the petrification ailment. And if normal books transformed into spellcasting manuals with the Systems arrival, perhaps a few in Basils library had gained magical properties too.

There was much work to do, but Basil was too tired to start it now. He would cook for everyone and then go to bed right afterward.

His party had earned a moment to rest.

Basil barely enjoyed a few hours of sleep before Plato woke him up.

Basil, Basil! The cat kneaded his owners back. Come on, wake up!

What? Basil groaned, his head half-buried in a cushion. The sun hadnt yet risen and the world was dark beyond his windows. I put leftovers on the kitchen counter

I know, I ate them already. The cat hadnt woken up his owner to satisfy his craving for food. Rosemarine found a clam in the garden.

A clam? Basil locked eyes with his cat, his vision blurring from the sleeplessness. The mollusk?

Yes, the mollusk. In the garden.

Basil slumped back into the pillow. He didnt have time for this nonsense. Just kill it.Follow current novels on novelb((in).(com)

I tried, but it has cannons pointed at the house!

Basil listened to his cats sentence, his sleepy mind failing to process the words properly. When it did, he bolted out of bed, summoned his axe from the Inventory, and prepared to clobber his way back to slumber.

Nobody woke Basil Bohen before noon and lived to tell the tale!

Where is the victim? Basil asked upon stepping outside the house with Plato. A sleepy Bugsy and Rosemarine surrounded a giant shell that washed up on the streams shore. Indeed it looked like a clam on a closer look, albeit bigger than a cow, light blue, and with a set of steel barrels sticking out of the carapace. The System immediately identified it as a monster.

Shellgirl (Clam Mimic)Level 6 [Aquatic/Slime]

A girl? Fine by Basil. He was a true feminist: the kind that would hit a female monster as hard as a male one.

Mister, I cant eat the food inside! Rosemarine complained. When I evolve, I will break the shell with my teeth and gorge myself on sweet blood!

Do I cook it with my breath, Boss? Bugsy asked. The shells barrels immediately pointed at the centimagma, startling him. Hey!

Could be a spy from the city, Plato muttered. Or dangerous.

Since the monster hadnt opened fire immediately, Basil gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Youve got five seconds to explain what youre doing here or get the fuck off my property, he warned the clam. Starting right now.

A silence stretched on for one second, two seconds, three seconds

Psst, psst.

A squeaky, girly voice came out of the shell. Basil lowered his gaze as it opened slightly, two red eyes peered through them.

Wanna trade? the creature asked. Wanna make some sweet money?

Basil stared back without a word. His mouth went dry from the lack of sleep and the surreal nature of the conversation.

When I saw your shiny house, I knew you were a potential customer with taste, she tried to sweet-talk him into lowering his guard. The kind of person who wont settle for anything but the best!

Its even worse than I thought, Basil told himself. Much worse.

Ive got quality stuff to trade in this new brand shell of mine. Weapons, shinies the real deal. The creature winked at Basil. My fares are so low youll have to sit down!

Basil didnt answer. The tense silence stretched on. Shellgirl winked repeatedly, as if it would break the deadlock.

Bugsy? Basil broke the silence.

Yes, Boss?

Throw this thing back into the stream. Shes the worst kind of monster. Basil glared at the giant clam. A door-to-door saleswoman.

I cant believe this vermin managed to slip in, Basil. Plato hissed at the clam mimic. I swear, I was on the lookout for these pests!

Hey, hey, come on! Shellgirl protested. I swear, Im not that kind of gal!

Youre sure, Boss? Bugsy asked, ignoring the clam.

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Basil dared to ask, his voice breaking.

Dunno, I bailed out after the first elimination round, Shellgirl replied. Way it went, I figured I would end up on the wrong side of the culling sooner or later.

It didnt dispel Basils doubts. Megabug mentioned a certain Apollyon, and now the name sounded so familiar. Basil must have heard it in a sermon before too. It could be a coincidence, but somehow he couldnt bring himself to believe it.

Okay, this may be slightly above the French armys paygrade, Basil thought. But things wont degenerate so much, right? Right?

Basil dealt with his anxiety about mankinds future the healthy way: by repressing and trying to forget about it.

And thats how I decided to retrain professionally, Shellgirl continued her tale. I wandered around Lourdes when I received a revelation: I could become a merchant and fill my shell with wealth without tempting death!

You found a business book in the citys ruins? Basil guessed, trying to focus on smaller details rather than the scarier big picture. Its okay, you dont have to hide it. I have a few in my library.

Shellgirl tried not to look too interested, but she lacked the poker face needed for it. I see, I see, she said evasively, I also heard rumors of a third faction on the block too. Metal Olympus or something. My best customer advice, dont get involved with Big Business when youre small.

Wise words to live by, Basil replied. Have you traded with other monsters?

Plenty! A witch in the woods, hobgoblins, an orc clan, spellcasters Some tried to rob me too, but I shot them right between the eyes!

But no humans?

Alive? Nope, youre actually my first living human customer! Im super excited to make this sale! Shellgirl clapped her hands. So, what do I get for answering your questions? Im looking for potions to resell to a witch, but I could settle for the business books you mentioned. For another client, of course.

You misheard. Basil smirked. I said that if you had the info Im looking for, then we can make a deal.

You got her, chief! Bugsy complimented him.

Thats just a devious move! To Basils surprise, Shellgirl nodded to herself as if taking mental notes. I like it. I learned something tonight!

Seriously? Plato complained. Cant we just kill her and steal her stuff?

I made a promise, Basil replied with a tone that brooked no disobedience.

Just try to kill me, kitty cat. Shellgirl pointed at her cannons with her thumb. These babies arent just for show.

Basil showcased his old iron axe. Mine is bigger.

Is it? Shellgirl answered with a coy grin. What if I told you I could make it longer?

Basil raised a single eyebrow.

The mimic merchant answered the challenge by joining her hands. An item appeared between her fingers in a familiar flash of light: the same that flared whenever Basil opened his Inventory.

An enormous axe materialized in Shellgirls hands, as long as a spear and topped with a spike. A cutting half-crescent blade protruded from one side and a cruel hook from the other. The staff was made of strong polished wood, the rest of stainless steel.

La Ravageuse, Swiss HalberdFamily: Weapon (Axe/Spear).Quality: C.Power: +13 STR.Crit: +5%Accuracy: 70%Effect 1: Ignores half of a targets defensive stats during damage calculation.Effect 2: [Empty].Switzerlands third most popular invention after banking secrecy and pikemen, shamelessly copied by French and English alike.

It was love at first sight.

Even though Basil had been married to his old iron axe for years, the divorce happened in the blink of an eye. He dropped it on the ground without a look to seize the newer, prettier weapon. Shellgirl relinquished the halberd and let Basil examine it. His hands traveled down the shaft with desire.

Bugsy didnt hide his jealousy for Shellgirls ability. Hey, how is it that you have an inventory?

Unique mimic perk, she gloated.

Basil mentally noted that specific monsters could access Player-exclusive features with the right Perks, but he could scarcely focus on anything but the beauty in his hands. His fingers trailed along the sharp curve of the blade. He needed to own it, to possess it, to make it his.

Mister, are you alright? Rosemarine asked with concern. Mister?

Basils ears could hear her words, but he didnt listen to them. His doubts about the merchants motives vanished like the night before dawn. Someone with enough taste to carry such an exquisite ware couldnt possibly be a bad person.

Plato wagged his tail. I think weve lost him.

Oh my God, Basil thought as he struggled to suppress his ardent desire. Its handcrafted.

Mister Plato, whats happening? Bugsy asked. He sounded somewhat worried. Ive never seen the Boss like this.

Its a Bulgarian thing, Plato replied. You cant understand.

That was one way to put it.

One of my ancestors, Basil whispered softly, was a Swiss mercenary who fought in the armies of Bulgarian Tsar Ivan Shishman against the Ottoman Empire. He brought his halberd with him, and after the Turks finally conquered Bulgaria, he settled down with a local priests niece. The weapon has been passed down my family for centuries since.

At least, until Basils father sold the halberd for booze. His son never forgave him for the blunder. He knew the weapon in his hand wasnt his familys heirloom, but it was probably the closest thing he would ever get to a replacement.

The shaft is firm. Basil waved the halberd. It felt so light between his fingers. Its got a long reach too.

It can pierce through even the moistest shells. I traded it with an undead knight for a sword. He couldnt last fifteen seconds before polishing it. Shellgirls grin widened further and further. Know what? If you take this beautiful baby, Ill give you a performance enhancer as a freebie.

Mister, is she talking about weapons? Rosemarine asked innocently. Could I have one too?

Yes, of course, Basil replied before deciding he couldnt resist the halberds lure. You win, Shellgirl. How much do you want?

Now were talkin. Shellgirl rubbed her hands. What do you offer, big guy?

Can I pay you in liquid assets? I still have euros stashed away.

You mean human currency? Shellgirl wagged her finger at him. Sorry baby, currency fluctuates too much nowadays. Although I can accept shiny gold and silver.

I have tools, extra gasoline... Basil counted what he didnt need. Spinotter furs

Ogre bones too, Plato said. Ogremoches corpse is rotting in the fridge.

Somehow, Basil kept forgetting about that. If youre looking for potions, I have a few homemade ones too. Mostly healing elixirs.

Homemade? Shellgirls expression turned from cautious to excited. Youre a crafter?

Yes, but I cant sell too much of my stock, Basil haggled. I have a limited supply of raw material and I still need to complete my lab.

It didnt deter Shellgirl. If anything, it only made her more curious. A frog-like tongue of slime stuck out of her mouth and licked her lips.

Show me everything, she whispered.

Upon seeing the naked greed in the mimics eyes, Basil couldnt shake the feeling that he had made a terriblemistake.