C92 Food and rice bucket

A few customers who had eaten their fill and had nothing better to do could, of course … The main thing was that the male customers all had their eyes opened wide, looking at Lu Shan who was still talking casually: "We want to watch the steel pipe dance … … If you want to see the long-legged girl, then quickly get down! "

At the beginning, only the few people who were closer to the stage were making a ruckus. At this moment, those who were further away and had not paid attention to the performance at the stage heard that a steel pipe dance was going on today, but somehow, it was the turn of a man on stage. From the looks of it, this fellow should be an actor in a talk show!

Furthermore, from the looks of it, this talk-show actor didn't have much experience with acting … You're not prepared, you don't know what to say, and you can't reveal the inside story of the program team, right? Now, everyone knew that the program list originally had a steel pipe dance performance that everyone liked to watch, but now it had been cancelled. Who could endure this!?

And so … Those who hadn't wanted to watch the program at all, now followed suit.

Seeing that the whole cafeteria was in chaos, they all started to clamor … The faces of everyone from the sub-dragon's Performing Company all changed drastically.

Gao Yuan, the deputy manager of the company, was even more confused and ran to the room where the Boss Gu was and asked anxiously: "Boss Gu …. Who did you send that kid over to me just now? I did as you asked, but... But he didn't perform any magic tricks either. He started spouting nonsense, actually saying that today's show was originally a metal pipe dance performed by six long-legged girls. In the end, he was told to replace it after the temporary cancellation … When the audience heard this, they exploded! "One by one, they protested and jeered, shouting that they wanted to watch a metal pipe dance performance …"

"What the heck is this!?" When did we have a steel pipe dance performance on our program... What did this brat mean by spreading rumors? I think... I think he must have been sent here by someone else from the Performing Company just to mess with us, right? "

When Boss Gu sent Lu Shan over earlier, he informed the Vice Manager Gao to arrange for Lu Shan to perform magic on stage for a while, then went back to his private room. After that, he charged his phone and continued to make calls with his little daughter-in-law. Who would have thought that such a thing would happen!

His expression immediately changed and he exclaimed, "No way …" That brat … How could this be! Ah … "Darling, wait a minute, something happened over here. I'll call you back later!"

Saying that, he hung up the phone and hurriedly ran out with Manager Gao … They wanted to see what kind of medicine Lu Shan had up his sleeve!

And at this time, Lu Shan saw that everyone in the restaurant was attracted by his words, and couldn't help but to become spirited.

This was exactly the effect he wanted …

Magic shows are different from other literary shows. If you are performing and the audience doesn't pay enough attention to your performance, then no matter how energetic you are, they will not agree. They will also think that this magician must have secretly done something when they were not paying attention.

Most of the other programs didn't need to do this. For example, a foodie who was eating while listening to a song suddenly heard a song that deeply impressed him. Even if he didn't see what the singer looked like, he wouldn't delay to express his appreciation. The same goes for the dance performance. Even if he didn't see it before, but in the end, a dance move of high difficulty conquered him and he will still give you a good evaluation … F * * k, this dance is awesome! This girl's legs are so long, and she can even lift them so high, to the point that her panties are exposed … 666! Must 666...

However, for magic performances, only the audience's attention was focused, they even stared at the magician from the beginning to the end, continuously trying to see through his secrets, trying to uncover the true nature of magic, but in the end, they all failed … and that's why the more you think about this magic, the better.

So... Before Lu Shan performed, he had only deliberately said such words as if he was making a fool out of himself, no matter what … First, he successfully drew the audience's attention and attention to him.

At this moment, seeing that almost all of the audience was following him and jeering, he immediately put on a frightened look and said, "Hey …" Look at you, all of you are not righteous! I've already exposed the inside story of the program level to all of you, how can you destroy the bridge after crossing the river? This... If I get off the stage, how am I going to explain this to my manager!? Are you trying to get me fired... This is too cruel! "

The spectators below the stage were not idiots either. At this point, many of them had already guessed that what Lu Shan had just said was most likely nonsense, and he was definitely not some busybody who worked on a team. He had to be one of the actors in the movie.

However, the problem was … What kind of program was Lu Shan acting on, I can't understand this! It didn't seem right to say that it was a crosstalk performance, but calling it a talk show didn't seem right either!

Thus, a middle-aged man who was closer to the stage stood up and said loudly, "Great … If you say that we aren't worthy of your attention, then I'll give you a chance right now. Aren't you here to perform? Then show us whatever program you know, but if it's not exciting enough, don't blame us for throwing you off the stage! "

Hearing that, Lu Shan scratched his head and said, "Really performing …" This is a little difficult. Although I have been hanging around the program team every day and have seen all of those amazing things during their rehearsal, but … But I can't learn it at all! There was no other way … If you didn't have that talent, even if you spent every day with Zhang Xueyi, you wouldn't be able to become a singer. It's impossible to grow a pair of long legs every day with a bunch of young models.

"But speaking of which... I have one skill, and that is to be able to eat and drink … Of course, if this was considered a skill, then so be it! I feel like this is a skill... After all, a glutton was also a type of realm! However, our boss has different opinions. What does he think about this "glutton"... Those are all words to glorify oneself. It is said that before this term came out, people would call people like me trash! F * ck … "Although these two words have the same meaning, if a foodie were to be replaced with a rice bucket, how can it make people feel as if they've dropped to the ground in just a short while?"

Reaching this point, Lu Shan even showed a very angry expression as he clenched his fists, which immediately caused a wave of laughter from the audience.

Yeah … Now, everyone called a person who could eat or was greedy a glutton a glutton. Although this term wasn't exactly a compliment, it didn't have any derogatory connotations. Many people even regarded a glutton as a nickname for the Gourmet and considered themselves as such!

But f * ck … If the title of a foodie was replaced with the word "Rice Bucket," he would suddenly feel completely disgraced! And among the people who came to eat such expensive seafood buffet, how many of them weren't foodies? Now that he heard Lu Shan's words, he had a very strong feeling of who he was in place of …