Chapter 484

[you are player 248 now - "cat's egg"]

Lao P's face is muddled: "what's the situation? How can I do it again?"

Still the same painting style, still the same dialogue, but the name of the protagonist changed from dog egg to cat egg.

"I didn't even change the appearance of the character!" Old P make complaints about the road.

There are two options [attack] and [Defense] on the screen again. This time, the old p learned well. As the saying goes, if you can't do any damage, you can only defend!

System Tip: the defense has been greatly improved!

There is also a shield effect. Although it is still simple and incomparable, old p really has an illusion that his defense has been improved!

[the omnipotent Lord Xiang uses his unique skill "adult love" to cause 2147483647 points of damage to you! ]

"horizontal groove! What the hell! My defense has been greatly improved. How can the damage become higher? It's not scientific at all, OK? "

Old p is speechless, this game has no logic at all!

[in view of your limited strength, you are adjusting your adventure properly...]

[you are now player 249 - "iron egg"]

familiar pictures, familiar plots, familiar routines, old p feels that he is trapped in an endless cycle, not over!

But this time the prompt box has changed.

[surrender to the omnipotent Lord Xiang? ]

there are also two options below: BNO / B and BNO / b.

"Can I wipe it? Isn't that the same? "

Old p casually chose [no], the result Xiang Wang used again that Tuo Xiang, pounce on the street!

Select [no] and the street will still be full!

But this time, a small [prompt] button appears in the upper right corner of the screen. After clicking, a small hand appears on the Xiake on the left, pointing to him.

Old p's face is muddled: "this means Let me order him? "

Try to click on the Xiake on the left. The Xiake unexpectedly pulls out a pistol. There is also a button at the bottom of the screen: [Fire].

"I wipe it! And this kind of operation? What's going on with NIMA's brain circuit? "

Old p is simply surprised, so this is the right way to open this game?

Fire!

[you shamelessly attacked the unprepared "omnipotent Lord Xiang" and caused 1000 points of damage! ]

actually passed the customs successfully

On the screen, the logo of the game flashed by. It was just the prologue, but now the game really starts

Lao P is not good as a whole. He feels that he has many philosophical questions to answer.

Who am I? Where am i? What am I doing?

Why do I play this game?

[you are player 250 now, because there are too many destroyed worlds, the adventure system V1.0 has been adjusted to the lowest difficulty, and you have obtained brain disability allowance of $1000.000 this month]

Lao P takes a breath. Although player 250, brain disability allowance of this month and other words seriously hurt his not too fragile mind, but also fully demonstrated the malicious of Chen Mo, he can hold on

Obviously, this is not a serious puzzle game at all!

Strictly speaking, this game should be "abnormal brain circuit training plan", which is specially used to turn the brain circuits of players to abnormal directions!

As for the name of the game, "normal big adventure", it's obviously a kind of irony This adventure is not normal at all!

However, this aroused the curiosity of old P instead, he would like to see, the brain circuit of this game can be abnormal to what extent?

[in order to make the difficulty seem normal, please choose a leading role name according to your preference. ]

[Xiong batian: $8000000]

[Bu Jingtao: $5000000]

[Han Dagou: $3500000]

[dog remnant: $1000000]

the new puzzle makes old p fall into meditation again. From the perspective of the urine nature of the game, those above are not tenable at all. Because the subsidy for brain damage in this month just started is only 1 million, obviously it can only be bought Last name!

Old P did not hesitate to choose "dog remnant".

However, the system will pop up a prompt: insufficient balance!

Old p is scared. What a ghost! I have money!

As a result, he took a closer look and found that the money given above was not $1000000, but $1000.000!

The first is a comma, followed by a dot!

Old p is speechless. He tries to click the back point, and the balance becomes $1000000.

"NIMA! It turns out that's what I want to do! "Lao P is proud of his pain in the egg. The pain in the egg is that the brain circuit of the game really makes him defenseless. He is proud that he has become more and more accustomed to the brain circuit of the game

Can I find a solution so quickly, I should also be gifted?

Old p entered the game interface with confidence.

This is the real content of the game. The whole picture looks like a very retro horizontal game. The picture is still simple and appalling. There are left and right arrows at the bottom left, and a jump button at the bottom right.

The old p came to the spirit in a flash: "huh? Next should be to enter the operational link! As a high-end player like me, operable games will make me more powerful! Shake, mortal

But the old p soon realized that he was wrong, and it was very wrong!

He found that he had a free operation, but it was useless, because the game did not play according to the routine!

And the design in this is totally contrary to those classic horizontal action games!

For example, if a square can be stepped on, it will be broken directly.

The cross bar marked with a smiling face will fall down and kill the protagonist.

Obviously, it is a high-level NPC to protect the peace of novice villages. It's convenient to come out without saying a word!

Whenever you encounter an enemy with a question mark on the head, the system will ask you seriously whether you want to attack, defend or escape, and in addition to escape, you will hang up without any suspense

A seemingly harmless river will trigger the mechanism only when the protagonist jumps over.

A piece of ground without any problems will suddenly sink when the protagonist jumps back!

It looks like a very safe cloud. Suddenly, a bunch of spikes will appear to stab the protagonist to death

It's clearly a pit in front of you, but if you want to jump over it, a hidden square will suddenly appear on your head, pushing you to the pit

The old p whole person is not good, this game does not press the routine to issue the card at all!

And every time you die, it's not a statement, it's an IQ From the initial iq250 to more than - 200, old p felt that he had begun to doubt life

After a dangerous journey, old P was welcomed by many people as a hero. Old p goes over, these people will kneel down in succession, show respect.

results as like as two peas in the front, P sees a NPC in front of him, and an exclamation mark on her head.

"Well? Have a mission? " Old p went up curiously.

NPC directly takes out a sword and stabs the protagonist to death!

Most coquettish is, NPC also ridiculed a sentence: "silly X!"

"NIMA! I know! "

Old p is speechless. He has learned a lot. This time, he jumped directly from the assassin's head.

As a result, just when he thought he was safe, the assassin turned around and rushed to him with his sword, stabbing him to death again!

Old p looks at the screen of his mobile phone, staring at the dog.

"I wipe! Sure enough, the urination of this game is unusual! You assassin is still excited, aren't you! You'll take the initiative, won't you! Nima! "

Old p is helpless. What the hell is that?

Chen Mo's game is definitely made to revenge the society, right?

[complaint value: + 199! ]