Chapter 1070： God oil, God effect

Chapter 1070 God Oil, God Efficacy

It's more than Meng Shu who wants to pull the crotch.

As soon as Jiang Yunxi put down her rice bowl, her stomach felt uncomfortable.

At first, I just thought that I ate too much and drank half a glass of water, and the feeling of wanting to go to the toilet became stronger and stronger.

Meng Shu proposed to leave, and she immediately got up.

It's not that you can't borrow the toilet in Room 3, but Jiang Yunxi doesn't want to do it.

In front of Tang Li, she didn't want to lose her dignity.

The two walked to the door of Room 1. In addition to abdominal pain, the limbs also showed signs of weakness. There was only one bathroom in the house, which could not meet the physiological needs of the two people at the same time.

Fortunately, the staff was very helpful, and quickly pulled out a wooden toilet from the house.

In the bathroom, a squat pit is installed.

Jiang Yunxi felt that her legs were weak and decided to choose a wooden barrel.

Waiting for her to sit on the toilet, the Buddha's brilliance appeared in front of her.

Then, Mona Lisa was just like that, sitting on the lotus platform and turned out.

Mona Lisa placed her left hand on her abdomen and held the jade bottle lightly, and held a piece of wicker in her right hand. Jiang Yunxi couldn't help but close her eyes and shake her head, just treating it as a short-lived hallucination.

When she opened her eyes again, Mona Lisa did not disappear, she was looking at her with the eyes of an old mother, and said softly: "Come, child, I will teach you to recite the first volume of the Bible."

Jiang Yunxi: "…"

Meng Shu did not see Mona Lisa, but was surrounded by seven dwarfs.

They squatted halfway, watching him go to the toilet in silence.

One of the dwarves was still in front of him, biting his ear with the other blatantly, "Is this smeared? It smells great!"

Meng Shu: "..."

This is not over yet.

Halfway through the toilet, his whole body became hot.

It's like there are countless bugs biting you.

Just then, the bathroom door was twisted open.

A sound of cucurbit flute came.

Meng Shu raised his head and saw Jiang Yunxi in a burgundy suspender skirt lying on his side on a stretcher with a charming expression, and was carried into the bathroom by four eunuchs...

Room 3, Song Jingtian still didn't give up his horse to kill the chicken.

After taking a bath, he came out of the bathroom. The little guy wore a towel and a claw hat on his head. The leopard-print mulberry silk nightgown on his body showed his wealth. As for his feet, there were a pair of GUCCI children's slippers.

【Our little Hanamaru is indeed a natural clothes hanger. 】

【+1, if I read it right, this nightgown is the new season of VODEJOHN, 5k+. 】

【Leonardo's **** clone! 】

There is always one or two dissonant voices in the rainbow fart.

The big red barrage floated past—

【This **** is round, and the cloned version of the little plum playing with water guns is similar. 】

This comment was quickly mobbed by fans.

【Where did Kuroko come from, is it difficult to admit that Hanamaru is cute? 】

【It's 'my family is Ningning alone' again, everyone quickly get this rat **** out! 】

【…】

When the audience was engaged in the barrage battle, the 'Leonardo' they called was already holding a clothes drying fork and covering a towel over the camera.

The camera is black, 5 million online viewers: "…"

Tang Li packed up the kitchen and came to the bedroom. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the bath towels spread out on the bed.

As for Song Jingtian, he was doing warm-up exercises with a mask on.

"Where did you get the mask?" Tang Li was curious.

"I went to my eldest sister's house two days ago and got it from her small refrigerator."

The little guy said, holding the edge of the table with both hands, pouting his buttocks and doing waist extension exercises.

The sun on the island is so fierce, it is not allowed to do after-sun repairs.

Tang Li squatted in front of the suitcase to get his pajamas, but Song Jingtian came over and said, "Where's your bottle of massage oil?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"After a busy day, my waist is a little sore." The little guy put his hands on his waist and twisted left and right: "I just checked on the Internet, and said that it would be good to be a horse and kill a chicken."

That bottle of massage oil is only 5ml.

I'm afraid it's not enough for the little guy to push half his back.

Tang Li was about to say that the oil was thrown away when there was a hurried knock on the door outside.

Go out and open the door, the person coming is the assistant guide.

The assistant director was sweating, and when he saw Tang Li open his mouth, he said, "You didn't have diarrhea or hallucinations?"

Tang Li shook his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Cloud and the male guest in Room 1 seem to have been poisoned by food." The assistant director wiped his sweat and said, "The initial guess is that they ingested poisonous mushrooms by mistake, and there is no hospital on the island. At this moment, the accompanying medical staff are giving They are doing emergency treatment!"

"Poisonous mushrooms?" Tang Li was startled, turned around and went to the kitchen to bring a basket.

In the bamboo basket, there are also some fungi.

"These were all sent by Mr. Meng in the evening."

Tang Li handed the bamboo basket to the assistant director: "I originally wanted to make cream of mushroom soup tomorrow morning. Since it's poisonous, I don't want it."

The assistant director took the basket and flipped through the mushrooms.

When he found a small white mushroom, he was fortunate in addition to being afraid. He picked up the small white mushroom and said to Tang Li: "This is called the semi-oval scalloped mushroom. It is poisonous, and eating it will cause hallucinations."

Tang Li's expression suddenly changed, "This...isn't it an oyster mushroom?"

said, her face full of remorse: "I will use it to scramble eggs tonight."

Little Assistant Director: "…"

have to.

Now the whole case is solved.

The two guests in Room 1 were poisoned by mushrooms.

"Meng Shu is poisoned?" A small head came out of the door: "Is it serious?"

The assistant director came over without a photographer, and didn't hide from the child's curious eyes: "It's a little more serious than the female guest."

Song Jingtian immediately turned his head to look at Tang Li: "I decided to take a look."

Rarely, Tang Li did not object.

Tang Li took Song Jingtian to Room 1. At the fork in the road, he met Du Wei and others, so a dozen people flashed their flashlights and rushed to visit the poisoned person.

After seeing the patient, Tang Li finally understood what the assistant director meant by 'slightly more serious'.

"Yao Shou!"

Several female guests covered the child's eyes one after another.

Meng Shu was holding a mop, obviously not yet awake.

His upper body was naked, his skin was abnormally red, his polo shirt was draped over the mop, and when the paramedics infused him, he lowered his head and kissed the mop's head, "Be good, there are a lot of people at the moment, when they leave, You can do whatever you want."

People: "…"

For the convenience of treatment, Jiang Yunxi and Meng Shu were placed in the same room.

Jiang Yunxi's situation is much more stable.

After vomiting again, Jiang Yunxi held the washbasin with affection, and wanted to cry: "What's wrong with me, you want her and not me!"

People: "..."

Tang Li did not expect that a few spotted mushrooms were so poisonous.

is not only hallucinogenic, but also adds to the fun.

Looking at Meng Shu's appearance, it was more powerful than drinking Indian oil.

…Indian **** oil.

Tang Li looked at Song Jingtian silently.

The little guy just raised his head and looked at her.

Song Jingtian: "Why?"

Meng Shu, who was holding the mop, let out a low laugh, and then revealed the golden sentence—

"Why didn't I see it before, so you can be so arrogant."

Tang Li: "..."

Good night!

(end of this chapter)