Chapter 291:

Chapter 291:

"Now, we need to discuss failure to deliver." The Jarl's aide – or rather his steward – Proventus Avenicci, was doing a good chunk of the negotiating while the Jarl watched on silently.

They had prepared quite thoroughly during the few hours Yasaka and I had an impromptu date around the city.

"To be blunt, there is no reasonable way to hold each other accountable in the case that either of us just decides to abruptly cease any agreement." Yasaka interjected.

"Then how – "

"Proventus." Jarl raised his hand, making the man go quiet. "You are correct, Lady Yasaka. Then what do you suggest?"

I assumed they had their own ideas, but they wanted to see if there was anything better on the plate.

"Recognize and ratify an official agreement between us, but keep it in the same vein as if we were a normal group of Merchants." Yasaka said simply.

The Jarl tapped his chin. "Aye, that was the resolution we too had agreed upon. While we are unable to....verify any claims thus made beyond what has been provided." He glanced at the piles of goods off to the side. "We also cannot think of any reason to why you would go to such lengths to deceive us. With Wilhelm backing your words, our only known enemies would be.....unlikely."

Hmm, was he thinking about the Thalmor? I suppose it wasn't unlikely that they would be wary of those elves trying to destabilize the region even more than they already had.

"Trust but verify." Yasaka stated.

"Indeed." A smile formed on his face. "For now, I accept your request. Proventus." He called his steward once more.

"Yes, my Jarl." He took another step forward, taking center stage. "Unlike other Merchants, we will adhere to a strict agreement for prices while also giving certain benefits for a continued supply at the quality and quantity you've said you can provided." The Steward handed a parchment towards Yasaka.

"And since our measurements and such are no doubt different, I assume we are measuring based on what I've already provided?" Yasaka began reading it over.

"I see no reason to over complicate things." The Jarl nodded.

And this was going rather smoothly. Not all that weird considering both of them were more than willing to take steps back as they both would benefit highly from the exchange.

"I did take some time to look over some things being sold publicly around town." Yasaka flipped to another parchment. "Our main two points of trade will be Rice, and Arrows. And since your people have no standard rate for Rice – being that it is a foreign good, it's hard to put a price on and I've only been able to eye a general comparison. But Arrows are a different matter as Iron seems to be in short supply considering the situation."

"Yes, most arms and armor are not available for common purchase. While we cannot regulate every single arm due to our own cultural reasons, we can still acquire the majority, raising such prices substantially."

Yup, when the 'government' was buying up every scrap, prices skyrocketed. The Jarl was being candid expressing the fact that current prices don't reflect an accurate value due to scarcity that could be seen by just walking around.

"A seller's market for the moment, but I was able to ask around about prices a few months ago as well." Yasaka smiled. "Shall we begin the price negotiations then?"

The Jarl twitched slightly, probably not looking forward to this part. "As we said, different ways of valuing quantities of goods. How would you suggest we define the goods?"

"Let's price out each sack of Rice, and every set of 500 arrows?" Yasaka offered. Ñøv€l--ß1n hosted the premiere release of this chapter.

The Jarl tapped his throne, looking deep in thought. "Acceptable." He nodded. "And what price were you considering?"

"35 Septims for each sack of Rice, and 2500 Septims per 500 arrows." Yasaka shot out immediately.

Well, even if they were doing each other a favor, there was some wiggle room to get a good deal.

The Jarl didn't outwardly react like it was an obscene amount, but he did frown slightly. "Too much." He denied. "My people are not familiar with Rice, you expect them to take to it as they do other foodstuffs. I would be more comfortable doing 15 septims per bag."

"Yet you seem knowledgeable enough about the grain." Yasaka pointed out.

"Aye, my time spent in the legion meant I experienced a great many thing. One of which was different foods across the empire." The Jarl chuckled. "There were a few dishes I quite enjoyed and I have had my cooks learn a few of them since Wilhelm was kind enough to donate some on his last visit."

Oh yeah, I did do that.

"I'll pass on some recipes if you want." Yasaka didn't bat an eye at his initial refusal. "You just need to set an example, maybe have Thorum enjoy some meals made with the foreign food to convince your people." She countered with a good point. "I can move down to 30 Septims, but Food is also something I can't acquire large amounts of until I get a more steady flow of gold."

"Unfortunately, the budget I am working with is not what it usually is. As many attacks have been made against my territory, food is not the only concern I have for my people. I cannot go beyond maybe 25 septims for a bag."

Yasaka raised an eyebrow at his sudden jump. "Very well, I'll settle for that amount." She looked slightly pleased. "Now, about the Arrows."

"The arrows, yes." The Jarl looked at the ones sitting to the side intently. "2500 Septims for 500 is....steep even considering the times."

"Yes, but they also come enchanted." Yasaka pointed out. "And I'm sure you've tested the quality yourself so far. Tell me, how do they fare against standard Iron armor?"

The Jarl laughed. "Well enough that I'm considering this price. Normal Arrows have been little use against a Dragon, but perhaps these will fare better?" He seemed to think aloud. "But I am more focused on their use against the roaming bands of bandits that have sprung up and are strangely armed to such a high degree."

Was he dropping a hint about something, the glance he sent my way implied so. Or was it more of a warning that things were happening around us?

Warning heard then I supposed.

"2500 Septims, it's a fair price." The Jarl didn't even argue with it. Enchanted goods were at a premium right now and I could guess that arrows were not something people focused on to enchant. "I will have my Steward write up the appropriate documents and consider this batch as the first of hopefully many."

"I'm pleased we could reach an agreement." Yasaka smiled warmly. "Even if this arrangement may not last more than a few months."

"Aye, you are correct. Our current crisis may pass at a moments notice, but our home is still going to be suffering for a period of time."

"Shall we agree upon terms for when either side wishes to end the agreement? As I said before, neither of us can hold the other accountable, but there's no reason to make enemies."

Once the Dragons were finally taken care of, they could both focus on rebuilding. A year down the line, would they need something like this? Maybe food and stuff, but the need for Arrows would slowly fall to the wayside.

"I agree with the thought."

"It seems we're both in a difficult situation based on our current crises, but I doubt either of us wants to become overly reliant on the other. Perhaps a warning several months beforehand that either side wants to end the trade? It gives times to prepare in advance."

"A fair offer and one I cannot refute. The times are turbulent so we cannot predict such things in the future." The Jarl stood up from his seat. "Let us begin drafting the required documents then."

Hmm, they were really amicable about everything.

[***]

I let out a yawn, walking down the streets of Whiterun.

Yasaka was still working out the finger details with the Jarl, and I was basically unneeded there. I wasn't really concerned for her safety or anything like that. I don't think anyone in that building could harm her, and I knew Meridia was keeping a watchful eye. And she knew how to get home, so she basically shooed me away at some point. I'm sure she wouldn't want me hovering nearby while she sits and negotiates for hours.

I still stayed until someone came and gave the Jarl the heads up that the Dragonborn had returned.

Not surprising, he probably made sure to keep up to date on every one of Thorum's movements. I couldn't even fault him for it either, Thorum was the best deterrent they had at the moment, both for Dragons and any other people who wanted to cause issues.

I weaved an illusion around myself, just a basic one that would break on even the mildest of hits. But it would serve its purpose.

I caught all the eyes in my walk towards the Jorrvaskr.

I was dressed in a pretentious black hooded robe and matching black leather armor. Pointed ears visible to anyone who looked at my 'face'.

Raising my foot up, I kicked the door open, grabbing everyone's attention inside.

"I've come for you Dragonborn!" I shouted.

There was a moment of silence as everyone seemed to process that a supposed Thalmor had just kicked their doors open and demanded one of their companions.

I couldn't hold it back and started laughing to myself, the illusion breaking easily.

"You bastard!" Aela was the first to growl.

"My friend!" Thorum started laughing as he came to give me a hug. "You fooled me."

"Hey, Thorum." I patted his back in a quick hug.

There were a round of shouts at me, all in good nature as they settled down.

"Milk Drinker, I ought to ring your neck." Aela was still huffing.

"Oh, come one. Like any Thalmor would have the balls to walk into here like that." I rolled my eyes.

"Bah, even if that's true, you're still an ass!" She snorted, though there was a slight smile on her face

"My friend, what brings you back so soon?" Thorum asked. "Is it time?"

"Yeah, I brought Yasaka around – Kunou's Mother." I explained. "She's setting up a preliminary trade agreement with him, so that should help a little bit around here."

"That is wonderful news!" Thorum's signature big goofy smile spread across his face.

"And I settled things on my end for now, so I had time for the thing we talked about before." As I said the words, Serena joined Thorum at his side. "If you wanna get started.....?" I offered.

"I have no matters that need my attention." Thorum nodded.

"Yes, I believe the sooner the better." The Vampire added.

I wouldn't fault her for being impatient, it's her mother we're going to save. "Right, well we need to do some experiments first and I need to investigate the spot you spoke about."

"Going to rescue the Vampire's mum?" Aela asked. She was the only inner circle member still hanging around right now. "I'll hold down the fort while you're gone."

"Alright, I got a good idea of what your mother did." I inspected the dimensions and layout of the Magic Circle. While it wasn't a school of thought I was overly familiar with, it overlapped with a lot of things I could be called an expert in.

"Can you find her?" Serena was already at my side, staring at my illusion intently.

"I can.....trace back the source?" I leaned my head forward, spinning the Circle around for another look. "We're a bit lucky you stumbled upon what you did. After I destroyed the castle...well, I don't think even these traces of the magic would have lasted another few months. The Castle was what held it all together for so long."

The Castle probably had a lot of magic woven into it, the Circle no doubt was anchored to the foundation itself.

The link if it were to be called that was thin, but present. The thinning of space between two points led me off Nirn and to a point in Oblivion, not too dissimilar than going to Meridia's realm.

Mirage began to light up as I focused on it and used the residual magics and what remained of the spell circle to facilitate a similar casting.

Slowly, a portal began to open up infront of us, different than the one I usually did.

"Amazing as always, my friend!" Thorum exclaimed with glee. "Let us –"

I yanked him back as he was walking right towards the portal. "Don't just walk into magical effects that you have no idea about." I deadpanned.

"Is it not the entrance to this Soul Cairn?' He looked confused.

"We still need to make sure it's safe first, I have no idea what's on the other side and I'm not going to risk your lives because of that. Give me.....two hours to make sure it's all good to go before we just jump right in."

I usually threw caution to the wind when I could shoulder my own actions, but with Thorum involved, I wasn't going to take unnecessary risks like that.

"Two hours? I can wait two hours." Serena muttered to herself.

"Alright, let me just do a couple experiments to make sure our Aura will hold up and then we can go through."

[***]

Non-canon Omake -- A series of unfortunate Hogwarts events Part 1

"How do I end up in these situations?" I sighed, looking out the window, watching the scenery pass by. Honestly, the only silver lining here was riding on this train. It might seem odd that I'm pointing out at that specifically, but I've never ridden on a train before and it's kinda neat.

Choo choo.

If I weren't so depressed right now, I'd have a big smile on my face.

It's a mundane thing, but I am allowed to enjoy this!

Afterall, I'm only eleven.

That's right, I'm eleven fucking years old!

How might that have happened one might ask? Well, it's an extremely convoluted and agonizing story that involves me getting de-aged.

And I rather not even think about it anymore, so I won't even recount the story.

Suffice to say, Eleven years old, with the mind of a man in his...mid twenties....ish?

Fuck, I still don't know how old I am.

Yup, so I'm an Eleven-year-old, with the mind of a twentyish year old, who is the sorta reincarnation of a sometimes vampire Magician who can tell time and space to fuck off and is infinitely old.

My life is strange, but I digress. I was going off on a mental tangent.

So, my sometimes vampire Magician Grandfather who I'm also the reincarnation of in the future, he thought it'd be funny to send me to this parallel reality and attend a Magic School.

I swear, one offhand comment about a ruined childhood and he thinks this is a good idea.

Well, maybe that or he feared for my life. Killing two birds with one stone?

Now, someone may wonder, what would I have to fear? My sometimes vampire Magician grandfather could certainly keep his now Eleven-year-old grandson safe, right?

Well, not when the danger comes from one of his various harem members.

My girls took the revelation surprisingly well. Because let's be honest, this was not the strangest thing that I've ever done or been apart of. We're all going to live an extremely long time a few years – probably less than that – and I'll be back to normal.

Actually, most of them took it better than well. Let's just say.....I'm still able to perform like this. More than able, actually. For some reason, my little Wilhelm is not so little – in comparison to my age. It actually hadn't shrunk at all, I was still operating at peak efficiency in that department.

Scáthach has a surprising maternal side to her. She was very gentle....and horny. Very, very horny. That could describe the majority of my girls. Even Meridia was...motherly to me.

Can't say I didn't like it.

Venelana, well, she discovered a new fetish, and that's saying something for a Devil that's many centuries old.

Really, the only one who had a problem doing lewd things was Yasaka. Yup, the horny fox just couldn't not see me as similar to Kunou when we were a similar 'age'.

Hell, even Salem was.....enthralled.

Who knew that the Queen of the Grimm was into big dick shota?

She didn't even complain when I flipped her dress up and spread those big cheeks of hers in the middle of her throne room. The Queen of the Grimm usually huffs and complains when I take her in the rear, even if she's as much into butt stuff as Jinn is. But in this circumstance, she practically encouraged it.

It was all quite exhilarating and peaceful. That was, until the Raikou nation attacked.

Her motherly – and lustful – aura went into overdrive. I wonder to this day if her Mad Enhancement was forcibly returned at the sheer happiness she exhibited at my newfound state.

Honestly, I think I spent more time with her sitting on my face rather than not once she found out.

And....

Wait, why am I upset about this?

I mean yeah, it was a little excessive, but it's not like I couldn't keep up. Hell, she was the one usually out of it by the time we finished.

I guess it was getting out of hand and she pretty much kept initiating at every free moment we had. How many times did one of the others walk in on us doing the deed or something lewd in the middle of the house.

Yup, it escalated quite a bit.

.....which I'm still not really against now that I think about it. I have a very high libido that lets me keep up with the fact that I have a harem of beautiful women, most of which have a high sex drive as well.

And at this point in my life, pretty much all my girls had.....teamed up at one point or another. There wasn't really any awkwardness when they came in to see Raikou bouncing up and down on me in the middle of the kitchen.

.....so why exactly am I fretting over Raikou being overly lustful again? And how did Zelretch convince me that this was the best answer to escaping a lustful Raikou. Seriously, how they hell did he convince me that I had to escape a horny Raikou?

I would have lived between those amazing thighs of hers and been happy about it!

".....I've made a terrible mistake." I realized my error immediately.

"...are you okay?" I turned to see a boy standing the door of my train compartment. "You just said 'How do I end up in these situations' and stared off blankly for like.....five minutes, then just said you made a mistake?"

I blinked in realization of where I was again. "Sorry, was having an inner monologue about a poor decision on my part." I quickly regained my sensibilities. "So....who are you?"

"N-neville Longbottom." He said rather meekly. "I was wondering if it was okay for me to sit with you....."

"Sure, come on in, Neville." I smiled towards the kid.

He seems like he needs some company.

"T-thanks." He ducked his head, sitting opposite of me.

How timid.

Hmm.

He kept taking peeks at me when he thought I wasn't looking.

Reminded me of my younger self with how he was acting.

"Hey Neville."

"Y-yes?"

"Let's be friends." I held my hand out to him.

If I was going to be stuck here like this, I was going to make the best of it. I would start by taking this Neville under my wing.

I'm sure the next few years of this Hogwarts is going to go smoothly.

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So, this chapter was supposed to be together with the previous one, just got too long so I had to split it up between two days. So.....here's an omake to make up for it. As per my pat re on people, they all thought it should become a side story, so it'll appear as a side story in the next part.

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