Chapter 2 - Mr. Twister

'Yesterday I said yes to being a hero so after discussing it, Batman decided to give me a permanent room in the hollowed out mountain that the rest of the team will use as a base. Today is my first day here and honestly ITS SO FUCKING BORING'

Ulquiorra thinks while walking around the cave when suddenly he is grabbed

[-10 hp]

" Who are you?!?!" Ulquiorra looks down to see an angry Superboy

" I'm Ulquiorra and I live here like you do, Batman not tell you?" Superboy calms down ever so slightly but does not relax

" How do I know you're not lying?!!" Superboy yells again

" Contact the League or more specifically Batman because he is the only one I've talked to." Ulquiorra responds calmly

" Fine follow me, do not go out of my sight or try and sneak away." Superboy growls out and turns. Realizing that he could die if he refuses Ulquiorra follows Superboy closely while also passively activating his stealth skill which doesn't actually do anything right now but it does slowly gain experience. After 10 minutes of walking they come to the Zeta tube room and access the coms system.

[ +3 lvl Stealth]

[ +1 lvl Stealth]

' I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC!!'

After ten more minutes of that Ulquiorra is dropped as Superboy walks away muttering a small apology mainly because even he knows being held up by the throat for so long is terrible.

5 days after that disaster of a meeting Superboy is pulled off into the main area and Batman tells me to come too but stand off until he can introduce me to my new teammates. Activating Stealth passively I watch from a far thankful that my body is better than a humans so I can hear them all fine from far away.

[+5 Stealth] I also learned that eavesdropping and hiding my mana presence also help level up and are improved by level up stealth.

" You all have two new teammates one of which Superboy has already been introduced to, they are Ulquiorra and Miss Martian." Batman says as Miss Martian introduces herself and I walk towards them.

" Hello new team, I hope you all are well."

Ulquiorra says as he pops up behind Superboy scaring him

" It would seem you are Martian Manhunter protege, is that right?" Ulquiorra continues casually dodging a reflexive punch from Superboy

The team, although confused about my identity, did accept me on account of Batman's backing of me. I was currently chilling out in the main room, when suddenly ( Life has a new meaning to meeee )

" Hey Ulquiorra?"

" Yes, M'gann?"

" Do you mind helping me make these cookies for the team."

I turn off the T.V., get off the couch and then walk to the Kitchen. After I get to the kitchen I notice that M'gann is floating while putting the ingredients together, causing a mess. I take of my Jacket and grab M'gann's leg, pulling her down to the ground.

" Alright first, let's wash our hands."

I say as I lead her to the sink and show her how to properly wash

" Alright, now let's get aprons."

I look around and thankfully find two, I also notice M'gann has been ""Subtly"" staring at my abs, which I admit they are pretty fuċkɨnġ amazing, although I guess it is kinda my fault as I don't wear anything under my jacket mainly because I don't need to.

" Huh, yea!."

" Put on your apron please."

" Of course, yea."

" Alright now, when you're making things that need to be whisked together...."

1 hour later

" There done now we just let them bake. Actually let's make sure to set a timer, How long does the receipe say?"

" 45 minutes."

" Alright I set the timer, come back when it goes off."

" Ok, Thanks Ulquiorra!"

Then she flys off in the direction of the Zeta tubes as I walk back to the Couch and sit down again, looking over my stats.

[ Name: Ulquiorra Cifer

Lvl. 1 ( Exp to 2=100)

Race: Arrancar

Age: ???

Health: 500/500 Regen 20 per min

Mana: 300/300 Regen 20 per min(All your skills that require energy will be mana based this also includes skills that should be reiatsu based)

Str:20 ( Peak human: 50, Batman 60)

Dex:20 ( Peak human: 50, Batman 60 )

Int:15

Wis:20

Cha:12

Stat points:0

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Passive:

Oxygen not required: As an Arrancar you do not require air to breath, talk or exist

Natural Talent: 10% more Exp to noncombat skills and 100% more Exp on combat abilities (Ever wonder why Arrancar and Hollow get strong fast even though most bȧrėly train this is why)

Gamer Mind: Protects against all harmful or unconsented mental changes, attacks or communication attempts. Also keeps emotions at bay ( Emotions, if strong enough, can simply ignore this, Ignores some emotions all together)

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Skills:

Physical resistance: Lvl.1/100

0.5% physical damage reduction per level

Resurrección Lvl.1/100 (Cost:1000 Mana)

1-15 Stage 0: 20% Increase to all stats

16-25 Stage 1: 100% Boost to all stats

26-50 Stage 2: 300% Boost to all stats + Wings/Flight skill ( First release)

51-75 Stage 3: 600% Boost to all stats + 100% more to Dex + Wings/Flight skill + 100% to mana attack's damage + Tail

( Second release)

76-100 Stage 4: 1000% to all stats + 500% more to all physical stats + Wings/Flight skill + 300% to mana attack's damage + Tail and Horns ( third release) * Look it up*

Swordsmanship: Lvl.10/100

20% sword damage + 2% per level

Str + Dex × 2 + 20% + Sword Sharpness

CQC: Lvl.15/100

30% CQC damage + 2% per level

Str + Dex × 2 + 30%

Sonido: Lvl.40/100

Burst of speed equivalent to

Dex + 400% + 10% per level Cost: 50 Mana ( LOUD WILL ALERT ENEMIES)

Hierro: Lvl.5/100

Hardens skill equivalent to End + 10% of End + 10% per level Cost: 100 activation 50 Mana per second

Cero: Lvl.1/100

Int + Wis × 4 + 10 (Charge time 15 seconds) Cost: 1000 Mana

Bala: Lvl.20/100

Int + Wis × 2 + 10 Charge time 0 seconds

Cost: 50 Mana

Pesquisa: Lvl.15/100

Sense anyone and their position who has a lower stealth skill level than Pesquisa's level Cost: 20

Regeneration: Lvl.1/100

Cost: 10 mana per second

Increases Hp Regen by 5% per level

Descorrer: Lvl.5/100

Teleportation to locations you have been

Cost: 200 Mana

( Will increase to friends,places you have heard of, and finally anywhere)

Mana manipulation: Lvl.50/100

Self explanatory

Stealth: Lvl.40/100

Stops people with lower Stealth skills from tracking you and prevents people with lower detection from noticing you

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' Hmmm I hope I'm ready for Mr.Twister'

In the middle of my thoughts the timer goes off an I Sonido into the Kitchen. I take out the Cookies and they smell ooooooooooh sooooo good, I love cookies. I look around, noticing no one, and then eat a cookie. They taste amazing and I have to hold back from pulling a Wally and eating them all. Speak of the devil, Wally comes speeding in to eat some cookies so I ""accidentally"" Close line him. He flys across the room into the wall with a " WhOoOOoOooaaa" Sadly he gets back up almost immediately and speeds over however by that time I had already put all the cookies in my inventory.

" Hey, where did all the cookies go?"

" What do you mean, who said anything about cookies?"

" M'gann said you two made cookies where are they, Hoooo you ate them didn't you?!?!"

" No I didn't eat anything because there was no cookies."

The rest of team comes in and sees Wally, Me and an empty cookie tray so Robin immediately says

" Wally did you eat alllll the cookies, they were for everybody?!!"

" I didn't eat them, Ulquiorra did!!!!"

" Wally don't blame other people for your bad habits."

" But I didn't do it!!!!!"

As this argument continues I walk up to everyone and give them two cookies each, without alerting the two arguing.

" HEY, WHO GAVE THEM COOKIES!!" Wally yells as Robin then whips around and notices everyone has cookies

" Hey where's mine?!" Then I walk past and give him two piping hot cookies, I then do the same to Wally.

" I was just messing with y'all, I had them the whole time."

" Whoa, not cool man but also how did you do that?!"

" Secret, can't say."

" aaaaahhhhh"

" Sorry Wally."

Wally just continues to look sad while he eats his cookies, the others laugh at me and him.

Then Megan drags us all to her ship, we hop on and she does that shapeshifting thing, then we get the alert from Red Tornado, bring us to the harbor. When we land Robin rushes off without a plan, in favor of stealth. I respond to this in a similar manner sonidoing towards his location. Dodging Robin's body as it is thrown back is easy, trying to hit Twister is harder. I use a sonido to get up close but with it's current level being 40 I just don't have the stats to completely surprise Twister like Wally can however I do get a powerful and meaningful hit off using the small element of surprise I did have, I cut off his arm turns out my sword cuts through iron like tissue paper as even with my really weak stats and little combat experience ( actually not true my body reacts exactly as Ulquiorra would and he had alot of combat experience.) however as a down side of this Twister decides I am a serious threat and shoots a lightning bolt at be, I'm too close to react my Dex is too low.

-400

and now I'm only at a hundred health and I've been thrown into the team, they however weren't fast enough to see the lighting and Robin wasn't paying attention like he should have been and me well currently I'm in no condition to talk about it. The battle goes alot easier than in the show as the damage I did significantly weakend him but I can't let them get the kill so right as the suit is broken I use rapid sonido to appear much to everyone's surprise and slice the robots head off.

+ 20,000 EXP ( Xp is ridiculous yes but these are superhero and villains the amounts are always alot and because he doesn't get missions it has to be even more than usual also Mr.Twister is actually pretty dangerous)

[ New Level = 15

Exp to next level= 2,000/4,000

Points unallocated=75 ]

"" ULQUIORRA WE DO NOT EXECUTE PEOPLE!""

" Exactly Robin I didn't execute a person, as M'gann was about to show you herself, this particular enemy was a robot."

Ulquiorra then points out the obvious robot insides to the team

" How did you know it was a robot?"

" I figured that out when I saw the man had no soul, how did you figure it out M'gann?"

" I figured by deducing that his mind was absent like Red Tornado's."

" A strange way to phrase that but understood, however for future notice humans and other species can be trained to be immune to telepathy."

" I know but a mind that is defending, still exists and even hidden minds still give off a presence."

" I believe you but make sure to check, you don't want murder on your conscious."

" I will remember to do so from now on."

" Good, now let's go home also you ever had brownies?"

" I have not but I have heard they are great."

" They are I will be making some for the three of us when we get back."

" Ahhh how nice Ulquiorra."

" They are mostly for me but you're welcome."