"how do i even start ?"Contemplating a long time. "fuck it i don't even know how to make pools and underground pools like those bastard on KyuTyub."
"if i had a survival book like that kid in that novel everything would be so much easier~~" Nagged Hunhou for his misfortune, for he was useless."i cant even remember how those guys made axes and shovels on KyuTyube damnit!!"
After swearing at his predicament he became depressed for a few hours and then it took him :GRUMBLEEE:
"im hungry.... damnit i gotta find something to eat, and fast !!"it was dawn when he woke up from he guessed he slept over 8 hours because when he got here it was afternoon.
When he started looking for some edible fruits or some little animals he stumbled upon his previous resting place. now full of deermen he froze up and then started to slowly observe them. he saw there was only two of them
(damn they look exactly the same how the fuck am i gonna know which ones i fought or which one is the boss 0-0)
He began contemplating wheter it would be a good idea on attack them and eat them...(Woah woah waoh im not cannibal im not gonna eat it it looks half human for fucks sake!!)
(All I need is a little love in my life, All I need is a little love in the dark) he started reciting one of his favorite rhymes from a song he remembers.
(alright lets just go from here the dont know where i my resting place is anyways.)he started slowly creeping away and then whe he was far away he stumbled upon a bush with lots of berries on it.
"well well well~ luck shines upon the unfortunate once in a while ;3 "he started devouring the berries like some kind of beast. after finish it and looking at his two hand all blue and red he just went back to the waterfall washing his hand and his face, he indeed found a cave right underneath the pond which was quite lucky.
after entering the cave full of luminescent moss and mushrooms which looked clearly inedible but good for lighting he wondered why it was so dry even tho a god damn waterfall was right above it.
He found out the moss and mushrooms gave enough heat to make the whole cave warm and cozy even. and there even was a god damn little pond inside the cave which was pretty relaxing.
After clearing out all the stone debris and rocks he tried making some sort of bed out of the moss even tho it looked quite weird it was sure cozy and better than nothing, falling asleep he didnt notice the moss slowly creeping up on his body and all the other moss started to surround him and put him into a cocoon.
"mh!!? mhhh MHH!!!"after waking up and feeling restricted he started to think what the hell was happening and then he noticed the moss all over him wasn't harmful but it was just sticking to him like fly to the light.
after carefully snuggling himsefl out of the moss's embrace he saw it crumble back into a pile of crap."ughh it gives me teh creeps i feel like my innocence has been lost T^T."
"s~~- s~~-"
"huh?!"Hunhow was surprised to hear some faint voice from the moss. he approached it out of curiosity and he touched it.
"WAHHH!!?" all the moss started to stick back to his skin and now it had a stronger hold over Hunhou not letting him even a second to spare he was again covered but now he was covered all over his skin instead of being in a cocoon. the moss started entering his mouth and his asshole.
"AHN~~ FUCK!!! NOO!!! DOOOOOOOOON~~~!!!" he screamed out in pleasure and in dread for being violated by a moss of all things and he fell unconscious.
*Sweet Sweet energy.*When opening his eyes he heard a familiar voice but now he heard it inside of his head, and more clearly which gave him the creeps but he suddenly stood up and then checked his butt... it seemed fine without any injuries.
" PHEW~~the last thing i need is butthurt syndrome" nagged hunhou. starting to tremble about what happened before falling unconscious.
*it wasn't that bad sweetie~*Said the voice in his head alerting Hunhou.
"Who are you!!?"He said to himself like some kind of insane person
*Don't worry sweetie i'm just you... or i just became you~~?* Said the voice mysteriously
"Be clear bastard!! what did you do to me ? and did you defile my body !!? T
*Cough- you shameless bastard it was you who dared to use me as a bed!!*retorted the voice with clear anger.*you should be honored that this king became your avatar heh.* Hunhou heard the voice and even his narcissist remarks about himself- "Wait what did you say at the last part!!?"
*Are you deaf? Duh i became your spiritual avatar.* Stated teh voice like it was a fact. Which indeed was.
"Wait dont tell me you are that moss?" Hunhou and his silly mind just realized the most pointless thing now.
*ohh my gosh i thought you knew that already, you are clearly stupid.*Hunhou started getting depressed for being scolded by a fucking MOSS !!
(Ahh what am i going to do with my life ? fucking hell that bastard moss how dare it violate me!!! and defile my body!!)thought Hunhou full of frustration.
*By the way the metamorphosis has been successful your soul has accepted me as your avatar so you can call upon me whenever you wish.*
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(A few hours has passed since the kid went into his sould realm. i hope he is alright)The old man was beginning to worry about the kid none of his apprentices and disciples needed so much time to get an avatar he is the only one yet to take more than one hour to get his avatar.
"sigh he has potential but talents... none tsk tsk"lamented the old man and spaced out again to his younger years learning the sword with his beloved master.
"Well lets just wait and see what kind of avatar the kid gets himself."said the old man while still being a little bit drunk and falling asleep on the ground near the kids makeshift cardbox bed.
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While the old man was sleeping soundly dreaming about beauties and riches from his younger days our MC's goal has been coming to a closing with finding the avatar but he still didnt know that so that why he stood in the soul realm for another period of time.
Without the users knowledge and without even asking the avatar itself at how to get out of here his closest guess was to survive while his least favorite guess was killing the deermen tribe or just the boss.
"while it is indeed very appealing to kill the boss and see if i can exit i will try to stay here for a few days this place looks good to train and i hear that waterfalls make for cool training ground." of course the best thing about the waterfall is that it has a weird effect on living things which makes it repel anything that is near.
after living within the cave for a long time he made himself a cool bed out of some big fucking leaves and other stuff he tried making ropes with some strong plant fibers but hes just bad at stuff like that. and he found some particular writing on the rocks near the waterfall which gave him the creeps they looked kinda weird and intimidating but mostly creepy looking.
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a few weeks have passed since he was stranded in his soul realm. he was getting used to finding berries and some fish always landed near the rocks of the waterfall killing them the most difficult task for him was to make a fire in the beginning, but as time went on he was getting better.
"Hehehe those fish should learn how to fly or they just always end up in my bellies kekek" Even tho he has been here for a week now, yet he hasn't stopped training and even used the horse stance under the pressuring waterfall which benefited him with better balance and a leaner stance whenever he stood up.
"Come out Lurien." Hunhou commanded and that when another person materialized out of moss right in front of him looking elegant and lavish with clothes even kings wouldn't be jealous of.
*What up ? you need help about making ropes ;3 ?*
"No. -_-"He clearly didnt want to remember what his stranded partner showed him in the past week.
"Can you tell me what i should do in this place ? even tho we know each other for a week and i asked for help before but i just realized your a native so u know what up here.
*Yeah, bro you can leave whenever you want now. after all you got me now and your mission is complete ;3*
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