163 ComeBacks

I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.

If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.