80 More puns!!!!

1. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.All I did was take a day off.

2. To the guy who invented Zero:

Thanks for nothing!

3. I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work

4. It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

5. Enough with the cripple jokes!

...I just can't stand them.