On Saturday, April 19, I couldn't feel at home.

Xiaotan, Mr. Bao and brother Jue are sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room, watching the TV screen in front of them. The tea table in front of them is full of takeout, which is obviously caused by the contribution fee of Jue Ge and the remuneration for participating in TV programs.

I can't feel that I have synced a video and audio file in the hard disk of the computer to the TV remotely, so I can click on it to watch it directly. And the content of this document is the "I'm a writer" that he recorded a week ago.

"This program will be broadcast next Friday. How about It's an initial one hour clip. By the time it's officially played, the content should be reduced to 45 minutes. " Feng unconsciously raises the remote control and says before pressing the button, "are you sure you want to see this..."

"Less nonsense." Bao dahen: "hurry up, my wife will wait for me to go home for dinner."

Xiaotan is eager to try: "let's play it fast. I'm the first time I've seen an acquaintance on TV to participate in a variety show!"

"Ah All right. " I can 't help but press the play key.

The TV screen, like the midnight bell, began to appear all kinds of weird and fuzzy pictures.

However, this phenomenon only stopped in a second or two. It's probably the problem of this document. After all, this is not the tape that is officially broadcast by the TV station, so some flaws in the editing are also normal.

The picture comes out, the lens is pulled down from a high place, and pushed to the center of the stage from the panoramic view of the stage.

These days, the lamplighter of a large variety show, who is crazy and can't blind the audience's eyes, is embarrassed to go out and say hello to his peers. So this program is the same. Only to see a lot of high-speed movement of light on the stage flashing, the lens began to sway with this rhythm.

And the player area. It was pitch black. Seven contestants sit side by side, more than one meter apart, each with an operating platform in front of them. The lights illuminate the past with a strange angle, so that the audience can clearly see the outline of the seven people, but not their appearance.

As the music began, a host stepped onto the stage, and compared with a fat man in the death Q & A who accompanied a horse riding dance, the host had more models. He is in a casual suit. Wear headphones and walk calmly to the center of the field. After standing, he opened his arms, the lights stopped flashing at the right time, and focused on him. The host bowed slightly and said: "welcome to the party. I'm a writer. I'm the host Oscar

Two seconds later, the lights lit up the whole stage and the audience, but there was still a bit of black in the contestant's seat, just like making horror films.

Oscar is obviously a stage name, anyway, in this year, any strange name can be accepted by the audience. As long as you don't find someone named Jin Fugui to preside over it.

"Well, everyone, I think you can't wait..." Oscar turned and raised his arm toward the contestant's seat: "today's seven contestants, six of them have all been seen in the last program. I believe many audiences. From their shadows, we can recognize who it is... "

"Ah? Why does this guy say in the second sentence," I think we can't wait? "Asked the little sigh in front of the TV.

"Because in the official version. Before Oscar says that, he has to recite a long list of sponsors "In today's recorded variety shows, these contents are usually recorded separately, because it is possible to read them clearly and control the time several times," Feng said He paused for a moment, and then said: "after the time point of each insert, you have to insert a section of advertising words designated by the sponsor, which is as long as the cross talk. These were not recorded at the time of live recording. They were recorded separately. "

"I see It's not easy to be a host. " Small sigh exclaimed.

"Hey." At this time, Mr. Bao reminded him, "to introduce the players, be quiet."

In the picture, the light of the first contestant's area lights up. It's a young man wearing glasses. He's about 30 years old. He's overweight and dressed casually.

Oscar took out the inscription card from his suit pocket and began to introduce the players. Of course, he reported all the pen names, "player 1, xuantianzong. A well-known Internet writer, he is 32 years old this year. He has written ten Internet novels with more than two million words. Its works are very popular and have been adapted into games, films, TV plays, etc It's one of the few writers who can earn more than ten million yuan in a few years. Editor in chief comments - fluent writing, full-bodied characters, wonderful plot, the first person in the network fantasy novel

The host then pauses for a few seconds without the director's gesture, and the audience is already clapping.

Then the second contestant's area was illuminated. It was also a young man with a medium height. He looked several years older than xuantianzong, and his glasses were more mature in style and clothes.

"Player 2, eight screens. Well known online writer, 33 years old, has written five long historical novels. Editor's comments: rich knowledge reserve, great style of writing, and profound works. It can be said that... With thousands of classics in mind, the book is a wonder of the past and the present. "

The applause and cheers won by the eight screens were equally warm.

Oscar then went on to say, "player three, vegetables and fruits. Well known network writer, holder of many records. He began to write at the age of eighteen, and his works are mostly about urban fantasy. In ten years, he published more than 27 million words, and never had a day to break the record, ranking the top of the sales list of the major palm reading stations all the year round. Editor in chief comments - smooth writing, good at grasping the rhythm and tension of the plot, the king of wireless! A diligent genius. "

Vegetables, melons and fruits, 28 years old, are quite handsome, and his fans are the most. Since his appearance, the cheers in the audience began to ring.

"Contestant 4 is also our only female contestant. The ink is not fragrant. Age of girls Confidentiality. " Oscar read this and smiled at the camera. There was laughter from the audience.

Mo Buxiang wears a ponytail, looks quiet, and is thin. Although she is not a beautiful woman, she also looks good in makeup.

"I started writing five years ago, and I have written six novels. It covers six themes, namely, spirituality, immortal Xia, city, romance, game and history, all of which are published in the form of physical books. She was the highest paid woman writer last year. " Oscar went on: "editor's comments - elegant writing, changeable style, the name of a talented woman, deserve it."

The audience applauded again. Although the number of black and white iron powder could not be compared with the previous ones, there were many unscrupulous male audience who regarded her as their second support writer.

Another contestant's seat is illuminated. No. 5 is also a man. He is about 30 years old. With a classic black mop hairstyle and sunglasses indoors, he looks very strong.

"Player five, I'm going to play. Network writer, editor of well-known sports magazine, author of 13 short stories with competitive themes, mainly in realistic style. Its setting is rigorous. It has rich professional knowledge and is favored by sports fans. " Oscar said: "editor's comments - the author with deep knowledge, the work with thoughts. In the same kind of story, it's beyond dispute. "

After the applause, contestant 6 showed his true appearance. He was quite similar to xuantianzong. From image temperament to dressing taste, it's almost the same, but a few years older.

"Contestant six, soda. He is a well-known network writer and is good at ghost stories. He has written seven novels. It's a classic, well-known in and out of the industry. It's called the master of modern terror. " Oscar said: "editor's comments - every story in soda can arouse readers' deepest fear. The plot is exquisite and unique. The master of terror is not a false name. "

"Oh! Is it coming! " See here, small sigh excited, because feel elder brother to come out.

All of a sudden, the camera zooms in and gives Oscar a close-up: "everyone, the seventh contestant, is the newcomer of this issue. This stage is cruel. In every stage, some people will be eliminated, and the elimination rate of new people is as high as 50 in this quarter... " He played up a tense atmosphere, making people more and more look forward to the identity of new people: "after all, can he successfully stay on this stage? Or, like a meteor across the sky, it will be fleeting? Let's wait and see..."

At the scene, there was a drum sound, and the spotlight was all around. At last, the whole scene was in darkness. The drum sound stopped suddenly, and the light just stopped on the blind body.

Although Feng was just listlessly looking at the camera with the dead fish eyes, there was cheering and applause in the audience.

"In fact, when recording the program, the audience and our contestants entered the studio at the same time, so my appearance has been seen for a long time." Feng unconsciously explained in front of the TV rather disappointedly: "their response like seeing monsters on the stage is all arranged by the on-site director. In fact, even if no one knows me, it will not affect the stage effect. "

Bao dahen: "come to hear how they introduced you."

In the picture, when the audience's reaction is over, Oscar begins to say, "Wow, player 7 looks very young." Although he had talked with Feng before recording, he still had to pretend to have just seen him: "I think some audiences have recognized him, and one can read his novels, but they haven't seen him. So... Who is he?

the suspense has been stretched long enough. It's time to solve it. Oscar takes out the title card and reads: "player 7, don't feel it. Famous detective novelist, has published 12 detective novels, in the network, magazines, newspapers and magazines have serials. His style of writing is witty and unique. No matter the length of the story, the plot is exquisite, strange and unexpected. " Oscar put down the inscription card and said, "I don't realize the contestant, you are recommended by the three behind the scenes editors of our program group. They are all your fans."

"So..." Seal not to feel perfunctory general answer way.

Oscar went on: "editor's review - if it's good enough, but it can't come out, at least it doesn't have a second me."

"Ha ha..." The corner of his mouth twitched.

Oscar immediately added, "according to the habit of our program, we will ask new people to set a title for each episode." He went to the front of the operation desk. "Unconscious player, you have three minutes to think about it. Let's advance the advertisement."

"What did you decide?" asked the little sigh in front of the TV.

Feng didn't feel the answer, just pointed to the screen. Because there is no advertisement in this version of the tape, and Oscar's next phrase is recorded separately, so after a simple picture jump, it's time to reveal.

I saw Oscar standing beside Feng unconsciously, looking at the words he wrote on the console. Then the expression slightly changed, obliquely squinting at Feng, with a strange look in his eyes.

"Well, let's have a look at the title for this issue of" I'm a writer... "" Oscar, after all, is a professional host. Even if something written by him is out of line, Oscar must remain calm on the surface.

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